I am romantically ruined....

[Anonymous No.27979953]

Need some serious help anons.

Since my stimulus check never arrived, i was experiencing some FOMO at an intense level. simply put i couldn't stave off the anxiety any longer. i was running out of porn to watch and my peen was running out of coom. my dick looked like a used balloon dribbling out phlegm. so after cooming one last time, i took a trip downtown where pawned off my wife's wedding ring. And, after researching on biz for 25 minutes - i used the money from the wedding ring to go all in on rubic.

the problem is that my wife started looking for her ring not soon after i wisely invested her useless scrap metal. she was visibly upset (mainly because she would hate to lose it and little bit because the ring had belonged to my grandmother who survived the holocaust with it. personally i would've tried to hide food rations rather than a ring but to each their own i guess).

>1/2

[Anonymous No.27979966]

>>27979953
>2/2

after i spent an hour pretending to help her look for the ring, i could feel her suspicions turning towards me. So to her deflect attention off me, i blew up at her in a fit of rage.

I really went off about how she could lose it. i asked if she takes the ring off when she goes out with her gal pals in order to pick up barflys. i smelled her dirty clothes to "confirm my suspicions" saying her panties smelled like STDs and beer soaked body odor before i threw the undergarments in her face telling her to wipe the crocodile tears. i even went so far as to accuse her of fucking my friends when im not around (that part i do have reason to believe is true). long story short: she's left the house and i don't know for how long. she's crashing at a mutual friend of ours - Brian. Actually she's been friends with him way longer than I have (and if I'm being honest, I never really liked Brian. he thinks he's so funny because my wife laughs at all his jokes but i can tell she's just being nice). I digress...What I'm trying to get at it this; when rubic moons and i make 10 million dollars, how can i ask her to comeback and equally as important how can i explain my newfound wealth to her?

[Anonymous No.27980273]

>>27979966
Get enough money to buy the ring back and say you found it

[Anonymous No.27980351]

>>27979953
do you make anything for writing these stories here and wasting your time?

[Anonymous No.27980370]

>>27980273
But I bought at the top and it keeps dumping. I don't think I'll have enough to buy it back.

Also, the pawn dealer has already priced my ring for double of what I originally sold it to him

There is a rusty Katana that is fairly priced. Do you advice I buy the katana and use it to forcefully negotiate my ring back?

[Anonymous No.27980392]

>>27979953
can i have sex with your wife?

[Anonymous No.27980416]

>>27980351
I get paid as much for writing it as you do reading it. The only difference is that your reading level is so low that it takes you 13 minutes to read what takes me 3 minutes to write

[Anonymous No.27980470]

>>27980392
If you give me the money to buy back the ring, yes. But you can't tell her about our agreement

[Anonymous No.27980591]

>>27980370
Take the sword, forget your old life. You are Ronin now

[Anonymous No.27980624]

>>27979953
None of yall should have survived the holocaust Hitler was way too nice

[Anonymous No.27980777]

>>27980591
I feel empowered. Thank you anon.

I shall pay a visit to Brian and give him a demonstration of my new purchase. And if my bitchy ex-wife of a slut gives me any lip, I might give her a demonstration too.

This feels good. This feels right.

[Anonymous No.27980835]

>>27979953
I don't know even know what to say about this one. Tell your wife the truth, get a divorce, and never invest in anything ever again. Jesus fucking Christ OP

[Anonymous No.27980849]

>>27980624
And you shouldn't have survived the abortion. Your mother's alley doctor was way too incompetent.

[Anonymous No.27980950]

entire thread makes sense when he said he was of jewish descent. I really try not to fall for pol’s bullshit but if your ancestors survived genocide and a ring did and you pawned it, you get what you fucking deserve

[Anonymous No.27981090]

>>27980777
God smiles on you Anon, I look forward to reading about your exploits

[Anonymous No.27981166]

>>27980950
So you are antisemitic yet have a huge qualm with pawning a ring that survived the holocaust.

How do you reconcile such a contradictory worldview?

[Anonymous No.27981282]

>>27981166
Because he’s proving pol right. I just wish it wasn’t so.

[Anonymous No.27981354]

>>27981282
1 example proves an entire population? Anon you have not been outside in a very long time I think.

[Anonymous No.27981453]

>>27981354
you’re right anon I haven’t. It has been weeks. I unironically haven’t seen another human in a few weeks thanks to Covid. I spend all my time on 4chan and I think it’s poisoning my brain. My groceries are delivered and I get them off my porch.

But this is my life now. But OP is most likely LARPing and I don’t believe it and I like to shitpost.

[Anonymous No.27981512]

>>27981453
You know it's all fake right?

[Anonymous No.27981547]

>>27981512
I just said they were LARPing

[Anonymous No.27981620]

>>27981547
>>27981512
Don’t break the 4th wall guys. Coins are dumping and we need to entertain ourselves to save us from panic selling

[Anonymous No.27981674]

>>27981354
It’s not one example though. That’s the thing.

[Anonymous No.27981790]

>>27981674
No - you have very limited brain function, that’s the thing.

You guys all have contempt for jews but that’s such a simplistic perspective. You should have contempt for all people.

[Anonymous No.27982085]

>>27981790
Super edgy. Your LARP sucks. Pointing out facts doesn’t mean I hate you either. I don’t hate a slug for being a slug. Have a nice night anon.

[Anonymous No.27982217]

>>27982085
There is nothing edgy about the truth anon. But I will sleep well knowing that while my larp sucks, your life sucks. Have a nice night anon and please don’t wake up.

[Anonymous No.27982246]

>>27981547
No it's ALL fake

[Anonymous No.27982297]

>>27979953
Based AF larp OP, one of the best. Did you write this all by yourself or is this a rehashed copypasta?

[Anonymous No.27982315]

>>27982246
He just learned this thread is fake. He’s not yet ready to learn the lesson that it’s all fake. You may break his brain.

[Anonymous No.27982377]

>>27979953
post nose

[Anonymous No.27982379]

>>27982297
Thank you anon, it’s copypasta from something i originally wrote

[Anonymous No.27982414]

>>27981512
Damn this guy here.. he is a smart guy, a top guy.

[Anonymous No.27982422]

>>27982377
Now you post your hairy tits

[Anonymous No.27982738]

You hate the Jew, because the Jew is better then you. The Jew does not hate you, but they do not trust you. Jew learns how to make lots of money. Creates business. Hires others Jews, because they also know how to make lots of money. Why would the Jew hire a gentile? Every gentile is unqualified for the job compared to the Jew. They do the most logical thing and hire the Jew. You are scared the Jews run the world. They do run the world, but they do not hate you. They just don’t trust you. The Jew is not evil, just logical

[Anonymous No.27983977]

>>27982738