I'M FINANCIALLY RUINED

[Anonymous No.27976022]

IT'S OVER
FUCK
I TOOK OUT A $100K BUSINESS LOAN OUT TWO WEEKS AGO AND BOUGHT 100 ETH
I BOUGHT INTO 10 SHITCOINS FOR 10 ETH EACH
FIVE OF THEM RUG PULLED AND THE OTHER FIVE WENT DOWN MORE THAN 80%
I CONVERTED BACK TO ETH BUT AFTER GAS AND FEES I ONLY HAD 5 ETH
SO I DECIDED TO TRY AGAIN WITH 5 SHITCOINS AND PUT ONE ETH IN EACH
IT HAPPENED AGAIN
AFTER I CONVERTED BACK TO ETH I NOW HAVE EXACTLY 0.02 ETH LEFT
WHAT THE FUCK AM I GOING TO DO I DON'T EVEN HAVE MONEY FOR THE MINIMUM PAYMENT ON MY LOAN YOU TOLD ME CRYPTO WAS A SURE THING FUCK

[Anonymous No.27976061]

>>27976022
lol i can't even imagine
just file bankruptcy bro

[Anonymous No.27976079]

>>27976022
I want to believe.

[Anonymous No.27976080]

lol

[Anonymous No.27976105]

LARP

[Anonymous No.27976112]

Neat.

[Anonymous No.27976130]

>>27976022
>IT HAPPENED AGAIN
lmao, nice pasta

[Anonymous No.27976148]

>100k loan to buy eth
Based
>Bought into ten shitcoins
Cringe
Never bet what you can't afford to lose

[Anonymous No.27976155]

this makes me feel good. Don't worry anon, i'm sure you'll get back your money from your fat rubichad stack.

You do have a rubic stack, right anon?

[Anonymous No.27976166]

>>27976061
>file bankruptcy

Americans keep saying this. Is it that easy? What is the catch?

[Anonymous No.27976231]

>>27976022
Bro my fucking mom has 4x her crypto investment. How can you possibly lose in this market?

[Anonymous No.27976277]

Aaaaaah thank you anon, real or not that’s the best laugh I’ve had in a while

[Anonymous No.27976285]

You must have made this up.
>loses 100k in two weeks in a market that’s at or near an all time high.
If you were actually this dumb, you wouldn’t even know how to turn on a computer, let alone attain a business loan for investments.

[Anonymous No.27976288]

>>27976166
It literally is that easy in the USA, yes.

[Anonymous No.27976310]

>>27976166
You have to get the star of david tattooed on your forehead

no actually i don't know the specifics

[Anonymous No.27976343]

>>27976022
Larp. But if it's true put it all in AVAX right now and you will escape with your life

[Anonymous No.27976372]

>>27976022
lol

[Anonymous No.27976385]

>>27976022
Why. Next time. Buy eth or btc with 2x leverage and chill.

[Anonymous No.27976411]

>>27976166
Yeah but your credit rating is ruined for like 7 years, which has a ripple effect on your life. But after 7 years, it's like it never happened. Certain debts you can't do this, I believe you can't with student loans for example.

[Anonymous No.27976484]

>>27976166
The catch is that your goy score will be very low for the next 7 years.

[Anonymous No.27976551]

>>27976022
Probably larp, but anywyas if not, you're retarded. You would have been better off just going all in eth then after it goes to 2k levels, switch to dot.

[Anonymous No.27976608]

>>27976411
>>27976484

But you can avoid having to deal with that score right? Just no creditcard or loans. Just soberliving for 7 years. Save up money and start fresh.

[Anonymous No.27976728]

>>27976166
I believe it means they will erase your credit history and you can't purchase any financial products for seven years or something and then you can start over from scratch. But I could be wrong. There must be some financial expert lurking here who can actually give you valid information on this.

[Anonymous No.27976731]

>>27976022
>2 weeks ago
>didn’t buy rubic
You deserve it kek

[Anonymous No.27976758]

>>27976022

Should have put all 100k in DOGE. That's what you get for using a coin with fees like ETH.

[Anonymous No.27976877]

i just checked out the original portfolio of 10 shitcoins i bought
one of them was RBC
on average the portfolio would have been up 10,000% today from purchase price
if i wouldn't have sold i would have made $9,900,000 before taxes
i'm so fucking stupid why live

[Anonymous No.27976914]

>>27976022
never invest money that isn't yours anon, leave that to the pros.

guess your gonna have to file for bankruptcy

[Anonymous No.27977000]

>>27976877
>if i wouldn't have sold i would have made $9,900,000 before taxes
say hi to God for me

[Anonymous No.27977052]

>>27976877
Great it was a shill campaign all along.

[Anonymous No.27977059]

>>27976166
>Credit score ruined forever
>Credit report ruined forever
>Background check ruined forever
>Assets seized
>Life ruined

In Jewnited states of America, your credit history is everything. It takes years to build. Once its erased, you are ruined for life. Even if you start over, it will keep haunting you, since nothing is ever erased. Its like having a criminal record.

[Anonymous No.27977057]

>>27976022
>I TOOK OUT A $100K BUSINESS LOAN OUT TWO WEEKS AGO AND BOUGHT 100 ETH
Nice
>I BOUGHT INTO 10 SHITCOINS FOR 10 ETH EACH
Wtf no anon

[Anonymous No.27977142]

>>27976022
>YOU TOLD ME CRYPTO WAS A SURE THING
Literally no one says that here. They might shill for their particular invested coin, but NO ONE ever fucking said crypto is a sure thing. And who the fuck takes out loans to gamble.

[Anonymous No.27977150]

>>27976166
Pretty sure you lose ur house car and everything

[Anonymous No.27977211]

>>27977059
why would you ever need credit history for though?
t. eurocuck, I never had any need to use credit ever, buying everything with cash, only using debit cards

[Anonymous No.27977249]

okay guys crisis averted my wife says she's okay with starting an onlyfans page to pay off my loan

[Anonymous No.27977283]

>>27977211
You need to buy with credit in the US to generate good goy points so you can get better loans.

[Anonymous No.27977334]

>>27977211
People meming too much credit history ain't that important unless you have shit job. Friend had no problem getting loan and had cc for only 3 years banks obviously just care about your income

[Anonymous No.27977348]

>>27977211

This, the concept of loans was always confusing to me. If you can't afford it, don't buy it. Imagine giving people money for doing nothing.

[Anonymous No.27977363]

haha what a fucking idiot. it does not pay to be a shitcoin shill (unless we're talking cor. buy cor today!!!)

[Anonymous No.27977397]

>>27976022
No one is going to loan you $100k retard... try harder with you low effort bait

[Anonymous No.27977436]

fuck fuck FUCK

[Anonymous No.27977474]

>>27977211
Americans love to live fast, car at 16, house at 20, how do you think they can afford that shit?
The only downside is if you ever stop working for any reason, your whole wealth gets deleted.

[Anonymous No.27977538]

>>27976022
should've LOCKd in

[Anonymous No.27977667]

How does that burds are real FB page get to threads so early. Does he sit on this hellhole website all day or do people send screenshots in

[Anonymous No.27977977]

>>27977059
not forever, my mom has a great credit rating now and she filed for bankruptcy ~12 years ago or something.
>>27977348
it's decent for a few scenarios, like business investment. My uncle does farm work of some kind and he has a loan on several 100k + pieces of machinery. The plus side is he had some kind of accident where his insurance company didn't want to cover it and he said he'd switch insurance if they didn't so they covered it, just because they didn't want to lose his $

[Anonymous No.27978201]

>>27976022
>>27976877
>>27977249
Post proof or fuck off

[Anonymous No.27978250]

>>27977348
>NOOOO YOU CANT PRACTICE USURY IT IS SINFUL
Dumb cunt

[Anonymous No.27978319]

>>27976022
Legit crypto projects are a sure thing, not indian rugs on uniswap

[Anonymous No.27978323]

>>27978250
I bet you're circumcised

[Anonymous No.27978334]

>>27978250

>NOOOO YOU CANT PRACTICE USURY IT IS SINFUL

Yes.

[Anonymous No.27978405]

>>27976022
Pics or it didn't happen.

[Anonymous No.27978515]

>>27978323
No, I just tend to think rationally

[Anonymous No.27978561]

>>27978515

If you think usury is rational you're definitely circumcised

[Anonymous No.27978620]

>>27978515
And if you're thinking rationally you'd know that ursury was banned for greater reasons than religious ones

[Anonymous No.27978646]

>>27976022
>FIVE OF THEM RUG PULLED AND THE OTHER FIVE WENT DOWN MORE THAN 80%

[Anonymous No.27978681]

>>27976022
You can get a business loan without an legitimate business plan you big liar

[Anonymous No.27978821]

>>27977211
no no NO!!
YOU DONT UNDERSTAND I NEED TO ENCOURAGE USURY!!!

[Anonymous No.27978879]

>>27976022
Makes me laugh every time. Too bad it's a larp, cuz this shit is waay funnier when it's real.

[Anonymous No.27978917]

>>27976166
You lose everything and the liquidators will pick through your bones for the scraps.