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27883215 No.27883215 [Reply] [Original]

>too retarded for crypto
>too retarded for stonks

So how do I possibly make money, anons?

>> No.27883331

>>27883215
are you also too retarded to work with your hands?

>> No.27883409

>>27883331
Just shill me a coin that I can dump money in that won't lead me to financial ruin

>> No.27883416

>>27883215
buy and hold an index fund like a degenerate boomer

>> No.27883971

>>27883409
you are going to get pump and dumped into dust anon

>> No.27884255
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27884255

if you've ever had a lollipop i have a make it plan for you

Step 1. acquire Metamask
Step 2. amazon express kneepads
Step 3. start up a dick sucking business where 1 dick = 1$
Step 4. suck one million dicks
Step 5. delete metamask cause you already made it without having to trade shitcoins like a faggot

>> No.27884302

Ditch digging

>> No.27884321

>>27883215
suck gay dick

>> No.27884387

I'm not a retard, I'm just a newfag who wants some direction

>> No.27884388
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27884388

>>27883215
TQQQ and never look back

>> No.27884498

I tried jewgling it but no hits. What does "suicide stack" mean? I presume it means putting alot of money into purchasing a large amount of crypto, but the suicide part is because if the investment doesnt pan out, the nigger an heros. That true?

>> No.27885519

>>27883215
BUY LOW RISK ASSETS AND HOLD

>> No.27885805
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27885805

>>27883215
Buy high, sell low. It is your fate.