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27847524 No.27847524 [Reply] [Original]

>GF asked for investment advice in crypto about 1 year ago
>taught her how to buy crypto in exchanges and even how to use uniswap
>only wants to buy what I advise her
>actually do analytical emotionless research on solid projects that I trust waiting for a good entry point and tell her to hold for some months
>she does great with my advice and is already over 10x her initial investment
>she thinks I'm a genius and I must have made a lot of money from crypto these years
>mfw I actually lost over 40k gambling with /biz/ shitcoins and trying to daytrade

At lest I didn't fall for the GME meme

>> No.27848213
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27848213

>tell gf and her family that i am a trader
>actually just hold chainlink
>have only lost money trading

>> No.27848295

>>27847524
most funniest shit ive read on 4chan today

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>> No.27848849

>gf

>> No.27848952

>>27847524
It's so fucking gay that brokers require $25k to day trade, my TD Ameritrade account is one day trade away from being shut down when I made a few hundred day trading yesterday.

>> No.27849070

Lmao it do be like that

>> No.27849832

Sounds like you should talk to yourself like you talk to your “girlfriend” about investments. Maybe you wouldn’t be so far in the red.

>> No.27849931

>>27847524
Good practice for the divorce.

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27850004

Tell her buy $CLF

>> No.27850146

My gf was up more than me last year from just buying and hodling what I told her while I tried to get cute by shooting myself in the feet.

>> No.27850566

How can I keep a cold head and control my emotions when investing frens

>> No.27850762

Short your gf and long a bf

>> No.27851014

>>27847524
When I give advice to friends and family it's always solid projects that are undervalued, like early LTC, ETH, LINK, GRT

Yet here we are, them having never bought any of the shit I mentioned, me broke as fuck still trying to ride the pump on food coins

>> No.27851163

>>27847524
my gf still has the 100 uni I gave her last year and I lost my 300 gambling on bybit.

She's taking me to dinner this valentine's day.
it's humiliating guys.

>> No.27851296

>>27851163
What does her butthole smell like, lid

>> No.27851460

>her

>> No.27852396

>>27851296
like shit bro

>> No.27853559

>>27852396
gross :(