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After eating, he gave 5$ to the
waiter as a tip. The waiter had a
strange feeling on his face after
the tip.
Gates realized & asked.What
happened?
Waiter: I'm just amazed Bcoz on
the same table ur son gave Tip
Of... 500$...
& u ,his Father, richest man in
the world Only Gave 5$...?
Gates Smiled & Replied With
Meaningful words:
"He is Son of the world's richest
man, but i am the son of a wood
cutter..."
( Never Forget Your Past. It's
Your Best
Teacher )

>> No.27843186
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27843186

>>27842932
>gates is a stingy kike who hates the average person
Gates embodies the snarky redditor who internally hates everyone but pretends to love everyone because theyre too much of pussies to actually come out and show their true form.
Weak men, I spit on thee.

>> No.27843780

>>27843186
But he is the son of a wood cutter

>> No.27844543

>>27842932
My dad told me this joke once when I was young so this joke is pretty old and stale.

>> No.27844736

>>27844543
I thought jokes were supposed to be funny

>> No.27844831

>>27842932
Pajeet hands typed this.

>> No.27844950

>>27842932
Except Gates' father owned one of the largest law firms in the state of Washington.

>> No.27845007

>>27842932
>bill gates
>son of a wood cutter

>William Henry Gates II[2] (November 30, 1925 – September 14, 2020), better known as Bill Gates Sr., was an American attorney, philanthropist, and civic leader. He was the founder of the law firm Shidler McBroom & Gates (a predecessor of K&L Gates),[3] and also served as president of both the Seattle King County and Washington State Bar associations.[4] He was the father of Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates.[5]

>> No.27845245

>>27845007
>lawyer
Now it makes sense

>> No.27846351

>>27842932
Wow... And that waiter.... Was Albert Einstine

>> No.27846478

>>27842932
fuck off with this gay bullshit

>> No.27846495
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>>27844736

>> No.27846649

>>27843780
>>27842932
I thought he was the son of a butcher

>> No.27846920

>>27842932
Bill Gates is son of a prostitute.

>> No.27847051

>>27844831
Why do Indians suck bill gates dick so hard? Literally, every ranjeesh comment on YouTube to bill gates is “handsome sir, lemme suck your dick to feed my village!!!!”

>> No.27847104

>>27842932
Is this a ploy to get everyone to look up Bill Gate's dad, so we would see for ourselves that he was a lawyer, who ran Planned Parenthood? ...Kinda explains why Bill is often credited with sterilizing large groups of people.

>> No.27847234

>>27842932
Bill Gates is a greedy fuck who came from money and fucked over the early open source software movement to help create today's nascent neo-feudalist system
>William Henry Gates II, better known as Bill Gates Sr., was an American attorney, philanthropist, and civic leader. He was the founder of the law firm Shidler McBroom & Gates, and also served as president of both the Seattle King County and Washington State Bar associations

>> No.27847399

>>27843186
this guy is a mean sonovabitch

>> No.27847786

>>27843186
good assessment, did you come up with it yourself?

>> No.27847957

>>27842932
A wood cutter that had enough money to pay him for a Harvard degree.

>> No.27848063

>>27847957
Maybe he meant a morning wood cutter, AKA a surgeon with specialization in trannies.

>> No.27848208

>>27844736
no that's illegal now

>> No.27848388
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27848388

>>gates is a stingy kike who hates the average person
>Gates embodies the snarky redditor who internally hates everyone but pretends to love everyone because theyre too much of pussies to actually come out and show their true form.

>> No.27848445
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27848445

>>27843186
Remember kids, you can lie, cheat, and steal to get to the top and just buy goodwill after!
>"He's a good man who's curing malaria and providing scholarships and just happens to live in a 66,000 square foot, $150M+ mansion. How many diseases have you cured??"

>> No.27848558

>>27842932
Bill Gates Sr was a lawyer who got to go to school on the GI Bill. He had more opportunities given to him then you or I will ever see.

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27848619

>>27848388
>pajeet feeding his village