/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.27785580]

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[Anonymous No.27785623]

*smacks lips*

[Anonymous No.27785636]

>>27785580
Yo my whyte paper be doin sum

[Anonymous No.27785671]

smuht kontax

[Anonymous No.27785708]

he's only 4 years behind now.

[Anonymous No.27785709]

>>27785580
A contract that went to school
>BA DUM TZZZZ

[Anonymous No.27785756]

my lil efferiyum stack finna be doin some fr tho

[Anonymous No.27785770]

>>27785580
Watch that guy become a "Link Marine" by the end of the month. He'll rock his 50 Link portfolio and show all you newfags how it's done.

[Anonymous No.27785771]

>>27785636
nah nigGUH fuck yt papers, dey keepin us KANGZ down, yaddadamean?

[Anonymous No.27785906]

lol you little dweeb incels feel so safe mocking people who you would be shitting yourself around in person like a little bitch

[Anonymous No.27785921]

>>27785580
SMA KONTRAKS

[Anonymous No.27785970]

this is actually a bad sign for eth, it means even retarded normies are hearing about it so pretty soon there will be nobody who hasn't heard about it thus the wave of clueless noob money is about to end

[Anonymous No.27785981]

>>27785636
yo, y it be called a whyte paper that be racist

[Anonymous No.27785987]

at least he's taking the time to try figuring it out give him a break

[Anonymous No.27786126]

>>27785987
people will talk about using crypto as a new form of currency, then spend their time belittling people for trying to learn it

[Anonymous No.27786165]

>>27785771
>>27785981
AYO JAYQUELLEN & QUANTEESHA!
WHY YALL SO RACISS AGAINS MUH WHYTE FRENS?
I AIN NO OREO!!!

[Anonymous No.27786175]

>>27785580
Seriously though, what is it and why has /biz/ been creaming over that shit for almost a decade now?

[Anonymous No.27786187]

>>27785770
This is why LINK is fucking done. 'Marines' need to move to BUILD desu

[Anonymous No.27786202]

>lol you little dweeb incels feel so safe mocking people who you would be shitting yourself around in person like a little bitch

[Anonymous No.27786213]

>>27785580
this guy really has no problems broadcasting his retardation to the entire planet

[Anonymous No.27786244]

WAZ GUUUUUD NIGAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.27786271]

>>27785981
Dem defawmed bitties be likin muh mastah sillindah doh.

[Anonymous No.27786278]

aight nigga so u know how dem jewish niggas be screwin niggas over on they record deals n sheeit, so u can use a smart contract to git yo music strait out to yo real niggas and cut out deem greedy jews namsayin

[Anonymous No.27786314]

>>27786278
>>27786165
>>27785981
>>27785636
>zoomer "humor"

[Anonymous No.27786319]

>>27785756
Kek

[Anonymous No.27786332]

>>27785771
>When a goomba tries to speak AAVE

[Anonymous No.27786411]

>>27786175
Lmao look at this idiot. Everyone point and laugh. Someone explain to this idiot what it is because I just dont have the time.

[Anonymous No.27786482]

>>27786126

I've decided I want to learn about quantum physics and to that end, I shall head out in the street and begin shouting 'what is the double slit experiment?'
anyone who belittles this course of action is against learning about quantum physics and furthermore probably fucking hates science

[Anonymous No.27786523]

>>27786175
Here's a real-world case.
>January 1st, 2022
>I wake up around noon and check coinmarketcap
>$1050
>I spent New Years Eve alone as usual
>I think about all the memes, all the threads spammed on the Chainlink board of 4channel last night
>All the fud about dropping back to $800
>We finally broke $1,000
>I walk outside and get an Uber to the airport
>I only have the 300 Link I managed to buy early 2020, but I started making enough off staking to quit my job
>I fly to the Cryonics center I've been in touch with
>In the waiting room I browse /link/ (a board made when some anon bought 4channel with his Link gains last August)
>half the threads are anons showing off their yachts, huge orgies, paying homeless people to let them beat the shit out of them, you get the idea
>I wish I'd had gotten in earlier - a few anons were living like literal kings now, complete with their own fledgling countries
>a couple more livestreams pop up - more nolinker suicides
>the jannies quickly take them down
>the doc takes my phone and we make small talk until I slip into the abyss
>Im declared dead
>This sets off my contracts interlinked within contracts interlinked within contracts interlinked within oracles
>The first contract releases the payment to the Cryonics organization
>Immediately after my Link portfolio is reorganized by a series of contracts written to stake my Link automatically for safe profits
>years pass and an army of profit taking contracts are at work, diversifying my portfolio into various assets for another level of security
>100 years pass and the stop loss contracts still haven't kicked in
>As if no time had passed at all I'm awake, for a second I think I'm still waiting to be put into Cryogenic sleep

1/2

[Anonymous No.27786545]

>>27786482
>I've decided I want to learn about quantum physics and to that end, I shall head out in the street and begin shouting 'what is the double slit experiment?'
thats the equivalent of posting a tweet asking a question you dramatic zoomer?

[Anonymous No.27786593]

>>27786523
>A new doctor is explaining everything to me
>He hands me the shoebox I put some possessions in - a photo of my family, a photo of my cat, my first Ledger Nano
>I can tell this body isn't organic, but it looks completely natural
>The doctor shows me my portfolio
>Adjusted for inflation, I'm the equivalent of a 2021 billionaire
>I pay for an ego backup
>A sensor imbedded in my body serves as an oracle, if I die my consciousness will immediately be restored in a new body
>I spend some decades roaming Earth, talking to the other old Linkers
>Learn that ayys made first contact soon after our societal and technological development was spurred on by smart contracts
>Pay homage to the statue of Sergey Nazarov, standing in the center of what was once Israel
>Send 1 Link to the janitors wallet as he scrubs Sergey's giant stone feet
>He gets a notification and realizes he's suddenly a rich man
>Exclaims he can finally buy his freedom, breaks down crying tears of happiness
>Figure I've had enough of Earth, pay a ship building company to make me a vessel resembling the one I once flew in EVE Online
>Explore the stars and meet all sorts of interesting people and space niggers using worm holes rendered traversable by some alien technology
>Enter the infinite
What are you gonna do when you make it, anon?

[Anonymous No.27786623]

>>27786332
>when a JEW exists

[Anonymous No.27786651]

>>27785580
based nigger

[Anonymous No.27786755]

>>27785580
i dont know either

[Anonymous No.27786802]

>>27785709
that was pretty good anon

[Anonymous No.27786831]

>>27785906
Why would we be shitting ourselves? Because he black and therefore more violent? Little racist of you tranny faggot

[Anonymous No.27786840]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.27786986]

i stg if i see you incels saying "some" instead of "sum" or "sumn" one more goddamn time...
if you're gonna steal from us do it right.

[Anonymous No.27786996]

>>27785580
It's kinda impressive that some rapper is ahead of most of boomer finance in trying to figure this shit out instead of just chimping about the price of his bitcoin and effereums.

[Anonymous No.27787048]

>>27785770
that nigga got mils

[Anonymous No.27787096]

Lmao i dont know whats funnier, this sell signal or the 2018s sell signal of that nigger saying xrp will be 10000 per coin. Either way thanks for the heads up im selling 10% of all my holdings every week for now on.

[Anonymous No.27787185]

What is Google?

[Anonymous No.27787266]

>>27785770
More like he’ll own more LINK than anyone on /biz/ and they will seethe

[Anonymous No.27787363]

>>27786593
Nanowrimo dude.

[Anonymous No.27787479]

>>27785756
on god

[Anonymous No.27787524]

>>27787266
Fuck off nigger loving kike.

[Anonymous No.27787590]

>>27785580
>what is a smart contract
too complicated for a nigger

[Anonymous No.27787604]

>>27786593
kek's at space niggers

[Anonymous No.27787626]

I gotta hand it to him tho. The fact he's even remotely talked about, on /biz/ of all places, from one retarded song in like 2006 is admirable. Hes a living meme.

[Anonymous No.27787657]

>>27785580
Where you don't give 50% away to yo' agent.

[Anonymous No.27787681]

this guy is literally more successful than all you incels and did it at 16. fucking retards.

[Anonymous No.27787734]

>>27787266
if he buys more than anyone on /biz/ at the current price when I got in at lik .40 - and drives the price into the hundreds... yeah I'll be seething alright... right inside your mamma's pussy all night long

[Anonymous No.27787774]

>>27785580
LOL you guys will find a way to talk down on Soulja but the reality is he is an internet pioneer and has been in BTC for years

[Anonymous No.27787849]

>>27787681
>all you gotta do is be a niglet and sell your soul (and ass) to jews
yeah he's sure got it made, mad jelly over here
I sure hope he doesn't go all-in on LINK

[Anonymous No.27787902]

>>27787774
>>27787681
>>27787626
>>27786996
based

[Anonymous No.27788167]

>>27785906
This but unironically

[Anonymous No.27788224]

>>27786802
Thanks fren, I tried

[Anonymous No.27788255]

>>27786996
He plays Runescape, so he's at the least a little bit autistic.

[Anonymous No.27788292]

>>27785756
>fr
sorry what's the fr?

[Anonymous No.27788312]

you can tell it's a plebbit invasion with the word "INCEL!!1!" being tossed around so much

[Anonymous No.27788402]

>>27786831

[Anonymous No.27788512]

>>27788292
"for real"

[Anonymous No.27788714]

>>27785756
the efferiyum part is something i believe british people would pronounce it. Like they say bruf

[Anonymous No.27788766]

effereeums

[Anonymous No.27789010]

>>27788312
Let the pajeets burn them to a crisp. Never FUD any coin for the next month or so.

[Anonymous No.27789058]

Soulja’s always been on the bleeding edge of tech. The dude got his music out there by uploading top 50 hits to limewire and slipping his own songs in there. He made his own dbz-esque flash animations on newgrounds that had moderate success. The soula watch and soulja console??? Also if you saw Soulja Boys review of the indie game “Braid”, you’ll know it caused a massive spike in sales. This is extremely bullish for crypto fuck u racist losers

[Anonymous No.27789117]

>>27787681
Still a negro that will die in some gangbang like that X guy. Back to plebbit, you fucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.27789162]

>>27785580
only a subhuman would have to a- oh

[Anonymous No.27789179]

>>27789058
>racist
nigger fuck off

[Anonymous No.27789206]

>Soulja’s always been on the bleeding edge of tech. The dude got his music out there by uploading top 50 hits to limewire and slipping his own songs in there. He made his own dbz-esque flash animations on newgrounds that had moderate success. The soula watch and soulja console??? Also if you saw Soulja Boys review of the indie game “Braid”, you’ll know it caused a massive spike in sales. This is extremely bullish for crypto fuck u racist losers

[Anonymous No.27789317]

>>27787590
don't worry about it il nig, it's a contract for smart people

[Anonymous No.27789364]

>>27788402
Is this what you think of the blacks?

[Anonymous No.27789548]

[Anonymous No.27789639]

>>27789206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3f5nIq9qL6M

[Anonymous No.27789659]

>>27786523
>>27786593
Thanks anon. That was actually kind of helpful.

[Anonymous No.27790524]

>>27787681
>Gets groomed by the music industry
There is next to know intrinsic difference between him and 99% of young black rappers that "never made it"(didn't get groomed/picked up)

[Anonymous No.27790758]

>>27786314
? This has been on a thing on the chans before zoomers even knew about this place.

[Anonymous No.27790875]

>>27790524
he literally got his fame on his own using the internet get the fuck outta here with that gay shit. im friends with soulja boy and he literally has the same fucking manager from the time he was 16 and theyre like best friends and he drives expensive ass cars around and flies in a jet across the country every other week and has been making like 2 million dollars a year and has a fucking mansion in cali with 6 cars

[Anonymous No.27791013]

>>27786202
>you idiots would feel threatened by someone who needs to resort to physical violence in every case.
Yea you don't make a good point dumbass

[Anonymous No.27791093]

https://stocktwits.com/symbol/CLF

$CLF
02/04/2021
>"New orders for manufactured goods in December, up eight consecutive months, increased $5.2 billion or 1.1 percent to $493.5 billion, the U.S. Census Bureau reported today."

https://www.census.gov/manufacturing/m3/prel/pdf/s-i-o.pdf

---------------
$CLF
02/04/2021
>"US trade court dismisses challenge to Section 232 steel tariff"

https://agmetalminer.com/2021/02/04/this-morning-in-metals-us-trade-court-dismisses-challenge-to-section-232-steel-tariff/

[Anonymous No.27791125]

>>27791093
kys fat fuck seriously

[Anonymous No.27791278]

>>27790875
>im friends with soulja boy
and my dad works for nintendo

[Anonymous No.27791932]

>>27791278
Did your dad send that cease and desist letter?

[Anonymous No.27793326]

>>27789058
Soulja Boy was the first musician to use the internet to market his music. He’s not dumb

[Anonymous No.27793427]

>>27789548
criminally underrated post kek

[Anonymous No.27793452]

>>27785709
are you 12

[Anonymous No.27793527]

>>27788402
*GADOOSH*

[Anonymous No.27793591]

>>27786175

[Anonymous No.27793759]

>>27793591

[Anonymous No.27793823]

>>27793759

[Anonymous No.27793885]

>>27793823

[Anonymous No.27793894]

>>27785580
> NooOOOoO the bull hasn't even started yet

[Anonymous No.27793934]

>>27785580
ayyo bruh my smart contraks be doin some

[Anonymous No.27793956]

>>27793885

[Anonymous No.27793958]

>>27789548
devilish

[Anonymous No.27794007]

>>27793956

[Anonymous No.27794065]

>>27794007
>>/biz/thread/S26051503#p26055781

[Anonymous No.27794957]

>>27793591
>>27793759
>>27793823
>>27793885
>>27793956
>>27794007
>>27794065
what the fuck

[Anonymous No.27795596]

>>27790875
face it your homie fell off now go away

[Anonymous No.27795673]

>>27789058
>The dude got his music out there by uploading top 50 hits to limewire and slipping his own songs in there.
Credit where it is due that was genius.