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>> No.27764622

>>27764377
It is sad man. JEWS use sites like biz and wsb to generate false consensus and blow out the little dude by convincing them quick gains are possible and you can stick it to the man by breaking the rules the man created. People need to know that trading takes 3-5 years to get good.

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>>27764377
>2021 and humor threads die on biz..
JESUS CHRIST YOU FAGGOTS whats wrong with you guys

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>>27764377
Miss these threads desu.

>> No.27767110

>>27764622
>People need to know that trading takes 3-5 years to get good.
This, I am a 2017 newfag and only recently I grew the balls to do more than DCAing into LINK after loosing a months salary in 2017.

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>>27767408
Keep em coming senpai.

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>> No.27768206

>>27764377
>Enlarge pic
>See heading
>Comfy smug apu.psd

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Yet to find one better than this.

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>>27768467
>>27768393
holy fuck those are good
PLEASE keep em cooming

>> No.27768755

>>27767802
How to utterly devastate a project in sats by being an irl soijack

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>>27768688
Got you.

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>>27768797
unironically please dump your whole folder

>>27768755
pic

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>>27764377
>poor_potato

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>>27768909
Not /biz/, but still one of my favorites.

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>>27764377

>> No.27769154

>>27768913
I am poor but that doesn't me less competent than most anons on this board that fell for the "X to the moon!!!" shit.

>> No.27769232

>>27767408
Topkek

>> No.27769235

>>27766698
I can only imagine this person is dead now. Good thing it was all leftist faggots from reddit. Also great that they all did a gun rush last year, so they can clear themselves out over this.

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>>27768393
thanks for posting this, I was thinking about it yesterday but was too lazy to look it up.
also if any anon has a good screncap/qrd/green text of the "14 days" coincheck nem hacker. I'd like to save that, because that was wild.

>> No.27769614

Lol you pathetic circumcised goyim always make me laugh with your "biz humor" threads.
Face it, most Jews will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers

>> No.27769617

>>27768797
Jesus christ biz bet on the hornets? COME ON

>> No.27769627

>>27768940
I'm genuinely thankful you were born to post this.

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>> No.27769671

>>27769614
We are the Jews

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>> No.27769750

>>27764377
deepfuckingvalue will cause one of the biggest mass suicide wave ever among neckbeards

>> No.27769887

>>27767408
fucking kek

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>>27764377
Kill yourself if everything is so hopeless. At least I'm not this loser.

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>> No.27770085

>>27769614
based pasta tweaker

>> No.27770212

>>27769122
He is gonna kys when reality hits

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>>27764377

>> No.27770766

>>27768467
someone pls explain for a fren, is it fucked because they caused the exchange to pay an insane fee and it bankrupted them?

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>>27764377
Going on that subreddit and clicking through the accounts is deeply cathartic on multiple levels
t.bought@$92 sold@$221

>> No.27770868

>>27768559
We should have met his demands.

>> No.27771063

>>27767408
lold

>> No.27771629

>>27769362
pmsl im glad he paid the 60

>> No.27771906

>>27768940
I can't sympathize with this guy, but I can empathize

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>>27769617
>>27768797
> Bid on hornets
> Get stung
> Bet on nuggets
> Get gold nuggets n tendies

>> No.27772302

I convinced a friend to buy one GME. I never bought a single GME.

>> No.27772506

>>27772302
based

>> No.27772539

>>27772302
devilish

>> No.27772942

>>27772302
Same but for dogecoin.

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>>27770647
Is that actually illegal though?

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And I'm freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee fallin'

>> No.27773639

>>27773081
Looks like the perfect time to buy very cheap

>> No.27773653

>>27768797
>betting against the nuggies
they deserved it

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Holobros, I...

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>> No.27774838

Good thread, should be general everyday

>> No.27775109

Please, someone post the CUM cap

>> No.27775141

>>27773639
not cheap. The stock was worth less than $20 before the scam started. The only thing holding it up is bag holders.

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>> No.27775580

>>27772998
I imagine it's a state to state thing, but I imagine it's a grey area that can easily be ruled against you.

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>>27768467
damn i'm famous

>> No.27775808

>>27767408
Wait hold on, am I a retard too? What happens if theoretically you do this? Try and sell at 0.02? It will just say "Error, no buyers available?" I thought you were just selling it back to whichever company you bought the stock from? Otherwise why wouldn't people be able to choose who they sell their stock to?

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>>27766525
Am stopid plz no explain

>> No.27775941

>>27775808
>Try and sell at 0.02? It will just say "Error, no buyers available?"
Ideally it would just sit at in the book and people could see someone wants to sell at 0.02

>> No.27776016

>>27775917
monero ring signature

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>>27776227
Related
this is a long one and I apologize for the self you but it's good I promise you

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>> No.27777164

>>27768797
mess with the hornets,
get stung

>> No.27777176

>>27768940
comedy fucking gold

>> No.27777538

>>27774434
This guy should go to prison

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>>27768940

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>>27777538
>Taking advantage of corporations that grew too big and stopped giving a shit about where their money goes
>A crime in any way

>> No.27778329

>>27770766
The OP was a member of a scam exchange that decided to withdraw his crypto without his permission

>> No.27778356

>>27777620
my fucking sides

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BUMP

>> No.27780039

>>27777620
Jesus, I'm saving this one.

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>>27779866
Very true.

>> No.27780512

>>27780368
those people need to learn that crypto always dumps, but good coins will always go up in the long run https://youtu.be/QJHUbtR0yI8

>> No.27780663

>>27775808
No, you can try and sell for 0.02, or $1000000. The bid, and the ask. you sell to people like me, or the guy down the road, or the retard in another country. This is what happens when a stock has low liquidity, you try and sell, but no one is buying. nothing happens, it just hangs there. and if no one wants to buy at $5, then the seller tries at $3..no? $2? no? etc etc.. the price is typically the last transaction in the bid-ask spread.

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>>27780512
Yes, but why do that when you can do THIS!

>> No.27781090

why are you forgetting that we are on the same side?

>> No.27781799

>>27764377
>me convincing some of my friends and coworkers into joining the craze
Why would anyone do this? Giving investment tips to irl friends is the stupidest thing you can do. You will never gain anything out of it, people won't think better of you if they earn, nobody will share with you if they earn, but if they lose they will blame you and even want you to give them money back.
Just don't do it, ever, you can only lose on this.

>> No.27782498

>>27781799
>eople won't think better of you if they earn,
i dont get it, why? i told my buddies to buy prq, they 7x and 14x their money
why shouldn't they think better of me

>> No.27783050

>>27782498
Because nobody thinks "omg I got x14 my money because anon told me what to buy", they think "omg I got x14 my money because I invested and I am so smart".

>> No.27783293

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Obligatory.

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>>27767408
>>27767609
>>27775808

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>>27768559
he'll have his revenge.