High school reunion as a NEET

[Anonymous No.27746739]

My 10 year reunion is scheduled for this summer, how do I properly convey to my peers that my job is jacking off and investing in shitcoins? I really need them to know I have a 6 figure bank account and that I typically don’t wake up till noon

[Anonymous No.27747276]

I got married on my high school reunion
my wife's boyfriend did go to the reunion, though, and banged my HS crush... kind of embaressing

[Anonymous No.27747468]

>>27746739

don't go to it? you haven't seen these people in 10 years. any tangential connection you had with them is gone with the passage of time.

[Anonymous No.27747783]

>>27747468
correct its just a pissing contest for losers.Op should stop giving a fuck about how others see him.

[Anonymous No.27748017]

>>27747468
this extremely cringe going to it literally the only people who go are idiots who became doctors and lawyers and want to tell basically strangers they were in proximity with at one point everyone else kept in touch with their friends who mattered lol literally just for normie NPC's

[Anonymous No.27748397]

why the fuck would anyone go to a cringe """reunion""" unless you have some lifelong friends which you are already in contact with to go piss on everyone or if you're a divorced desperate woman looking for a last straw of a man that has money lol

[Anonymous No.27748519]

>>27746739
I had no friends in Highschool, much like now actually. wtf am I supposed to go to a reunion for? You need to kys OP.

[Anonymous No.27748562]

>>27746739
"I'm an entrepreneur."

[Anonymous No.27748651]

>>27747783
>>27747468
I know it’s a pissing contest, that’s why I want to go. I want to flaunt my superiority

[Anonymous No.27748932]

>>27748651

[Anonymous No.27748951]

>>27748651
its cringe tho
most of the ppl i went to hs with were just nice and normal i dont really have any reason to dunk on them

[Anonymous No.27749148]

>>27748651
>I want to flaunt my superiority
absolute cringe, arab shitskin tier
there are also those failed Chads to go to such reunions renting limos/neon green Lambos to drive up to the reunion in order to appear "superior", where in reality they just become a laughable meme which no one takes serious

someone who is legitimately superior won't even bother with no dumb ass time wasting reunion

[Anonymous No.27749475]

"Yeah I have been fortunate these last 10 years I made some smart crypto plays and no longer have to participate in the rat race....really looking for a nice girl to travel with now"

-you at reunion

[Anonymous No.27749573]

Don a pair of cum stained sweat pants and a hole ridden paint stained tee shirt. You can mix flour and water to simulate cum or just get some of that realistic lube.

I dropped out and got a GED when I was younger. Would do if I had a reunion, bring a date, have a really good time with the free chow and get sloppy drunk just for the shit of it.

People who go to those things tend to dress up and sling their achievements. They live in the past, like a 40 yr old who still insist on wearing a letter jacket. Give them something to talk about come next reunion. :)

[Anonymous No.27749606]

>>27748651
its not worth it and its usually something insecure people do.if its some kind of revenge thing then its even more sad.they dont deserve your time either way.

[Anonymous No.27749639]

>>27746739
You will never be satisfied and they will never like you or bow down like you wish they would.

[Anonymous No.27749700]

>>27746739
>6 figures
Your gonna lose them buying good cloths to piss them off nigger. entry level bitch shoes are 1k.

[Anonymous No.27749705]

>>27746739
dress nicely. buy an expensive looking watch. rent an expensive car. tell them you're an investor in online startups and decentralised financial instruments

[Anonymous No.27749794]

>>27746739
Pray it’s canceled for coof.

[Anonymous No.27749877]

>>27746739
just buy some expensive clothes and a nice Rolex or something along the line of that

[Anonymous No.27749938]

roll up in a limo and step out in a pair of these bad boys

[Anonymous No.27750032]

>>27749705

Also, hire a physically attractive but obviously uninterested escort to be your date. This will really impress the others.

[Anonymous No.27750059]

>>27749705
>>27749877
are you both 15 years old

[Anonymous No.27750118]

This gay guy that was the student council president or whatever invited me to the 10 year class reunion via Facebook message. Why would I go to that? I have a decent job and I'm married so I'm not completely autistic but I haven't thought about these people in 9 years and 364 days. Fuck, my bored boomer dad asks me about people I went to high school with still and I don't even know what kind of lies to make up anymore. Why does he care bros?

[Anonymous No.27750149]

10y kinda sucks. 1)there's no real point these days because you can see where everyone ended up by doing an internet search 2)everyone will probably be wearing masks in MMXI

[Anonymous No.27750180]

>>27746739

who are you trying to impress? 18 year olds? nobody gives a shit about 6 figures when they are almost 30. Thats just your average lawyer, doctor, engineer. Except they have an actual skill and can keep staying gainfully employed while you are worthless.

[Anonymous No.27750255]

>>27746739
There's no point asking here. The majority of the people on here will hoard crypto until they die. The crypto will go into improving their basement surroundings, but not to actually living their lives.

With that said, your plan is still cringe.

[Anonymous No.27750289]

>>27746739
>I'm an independent day trader

[Anonymous No.27750323]

>>27749700
that and the people who became lawyers and doctors are millionaires just from being professionals for the last 6 yearsplus most of the people who get those jobs were well connected anglos/asians so youre still a loser to them OP i literally made 6 figures from bao alone lmao its hardly worth bragging people dont respect you for making money with crypto because its still easy compared to trading options

[Anonymous No.27750329]

>>27749573
>cum stained sweatpants
>paint stained and full of holes t shirt
Dude how'd you know what I'm wearing

[Anonymous No.27750681]

The only reason I would go to mine is my class size was 12.
t. North Dakota

[Anonymous No.27750717]

>>27749606
>>27748951
I’m not going to obnoxiously dunk on them, I just want to subtlety let them know my bank account is vastly larger while doing almost no real work

>>27749148
Only poorfags rent cars. I could hypothetically buy my own Lambo but I don’t really want to drop $200k just for a one day flex

>>27749475
This is what I was looking for, except the girl part I don’t want to come off as desperate

>>27750323
>>27750180
Lawyers and doctors are still wage slaves. They get paid a hell of a lot more than a fry cook slave, but they still are at the beck and call of schedules and alarm clocks

[Anonymous No.27750802]

>>27750329
Because it's a classic.
Extra points for footwear if you choose sandals with socks and accessorize with a sport coat and some shades. White sneakers are also a good choice.

[Anonymous No.27750885]

>>27748651
based NEET

[Anonymous No.27750929]

mine is in a few years.
Kinda wanted to go, but I'm pretty sure it'll be 90% beaners that still live there. Everyone worth hanging out with got the fuck out and probably wont show.

[Anonymous No.27750934]

>>27750717
>wage slaves
it's not slavery if you enjoy it.
The difference is a lot of people actually find their enjoyment in those kinds of professions.
You don't call someone a gym slave because they go to the gym every day. It's what they want.
Nobody wants to get shouted at and fry saugages tho

[Anonymous No.27750976]

>>27750717
>only poorfags rent cars

True... I maintain a residence and vehicle in close proximity to all of my family members, included extended cousins, uncles, aunts, nieces, and nephews.

[Anonymous No.27750990]

>>27750323
Bud at 30 a doctor is barely out of residency and making shit all, lawyers are stuck in cubes wasting their 75k/year on blow, also we are most likely talking about a public school here so the odds of any doctors or lawyers is low to begin with, but even the ones who did get through are bottom of the barrel walk in clinic doctors and ambulance chasers.

[Anonymous No.27751042]

>>27750717
>I don’t really want to drop $200k just for a one day flex
It would be an every day flex, anon.

[Anonymous No.27751044]

>>27748651
So you want to brag and have a 6 figure bank account? Just show up in an expensive car and an expensive outfit then.
Its not rocket science

[Anonymous No.27751172]

>>27750717
yeah they are glorified technicians and waste their time reading boring stuff for like 5 hours a day
i agree but ppl arent impressed by making money with crypto lol they think you got lucky which you did its literally just information asymmetry you got spoonfed a thesis that happened to be right and found personally convincing

[Anonymous No.27751240]

>>27750802
How bout skate shoes, despite having never skateboarded? Like big oversized ones?

[Anonymous No.27751295]

>>27750032
Cringe

[Anonymous No.27751367]

>>27750990
doctors yeah for lawyers it depends my friend went into patent law and she was making like 1k a day already when she was like 25-26

[scudpostergmi No.27751405]

I was an Army Captain in Afghanistan during my 10-year reunion. The only flex I had was that I couldn't make it.

[Anonymous No.27751493]

>>27748651
basssed. Dab on normie cattle anon

[Anonymous No.27751514]

>>27746739
Convince them you're a genius investor and start a ponzi scheme with their money

[Anonymous No.27751557]

>>27746739
I didn't even get invited to my high school reunion. I wasn't going to go anyway.

[Anonymous No.27751605]

>>27746739
Tell them just that.

[Anonymous No.27751759]

>>27746739
Be yourself faggot and try to explain your shitcoin obsession with normies.

[Anonymous No.27751773]

>>27751367
That's true enough, my reference is my bro and he is a mess of cocaine and videogames and slaves away in a cube all day for like 30% more salary than I get for dropping out of college and /WFH/ call center.

[Anonymous No.27751900]

>>27751773
king

[Anonymous No.27751957]

>>27746739
Do you have a high IQ anon? To what do attribute your success in a "field" that ruins so many other people

[Anonymous No.27751984]

>>27751557
came here to post this, thanks anon

[Anonymous No.27752029]

>>27748651
The only way they'll care if if you show up in a supercar. And you aren't supercar wealthy

[Anonymous No.27752159]

>>27746739
expensive suit, floral pattern shirt, a pair of trashy hookers on your side

[Anonymous No.27752229]

I have no reason to go, but I wanna go if this dude I graduated with attends so I can watch him make a fool of himself. Also, I'll lie to everyone to make it seem like I'm a loser for shits and giggles.

[Anonymous No.27752293]

>>27746739
throw $20 bills at them and call them faggots

[Anonymous No.27752307]

>>27746739
Wear a suit and talk about shitcoins until they get bored. Then ask them about themselves.

[Anonymous No.27752385]

>>27746739
This guy is correct
>>27747468

[Anonymous No.27752406]

>>27747276
Sounds like some Scott pilgrim type shit

[Anonymous No.27752527]

>>27746739
just don't go. Simple as.
reunions are for boomer faggots who never leave their shithole of a town.

[Anonymous No.27752580]

>>27750934
>enjoy work
How could anyone do this?

[Anonymous No.27752871]

>>27751042
I don’t know enough about cars to deal with the special maintenance quirks of an Italian supercar. I’d just end up breaking it and being in the hole on it even worse.

[Anonymous No.27753017]

>>27752029
Rent one? Just don’t get found out.

[Anonymous No.27754108]

>>27751557
No one would even have a way of getting in contact with me to invite.

[Anonymous No.27754124]

>>27746739
Tell them you're an entrepreneur who allocates capital in speculative assets and uses trend analysis in order to determine potential capital gains.

[Anonymous No.27754213]

just go to dinner and stare at your blockfolio

[Anonymous No.27754353]

>>27748651
You aren't superior.

[Anonymous No.27754462]

>>27746739
>6 figure bank account

You have a HECKIN ENTIRE HUNDRED GRAND!

[Anonymous No.27754484]

>>27746739
Wear fancy clothes but don’t shower or shave or anything. It’ll be fun. Really rub it in that you don’t work but have money.

[Anonymous No.27754841]

Don't go you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.27754988]

>>27748651
Do you actually have 6 figs from NEETcoins?
If so you write a long ass post or strategy guide on your advice or how you tackle it, then at your reunion call yourself an author, assuming you get a lot of (You's)

[Anonymous No.27755001]

>>27747468
This. Everyone from my highschool class that I want to talk to I'm still in contact with. No reunion required.

[Anonymous No.27755238]

>>27754353
He made money living as a Neet without a job, I'd say he's the King of this thread

[Anonymous No.27755751]

>>27746739
What for? You don't need to impress anyone, use this opportunity to reconnect with old friends.

At my 5 year reunion I talked to a chick who's an advisor to the fucking president of my country and I'm a wagie. People only care about other so as to compare themselves to them.

[Anonymous No.27756634]

>>27749705
This and then you unload all your shitcoin bags on them
>Mcdonaldcoin? Yeah its a new thing Mcdonalds is working on, will apparently be tradeable for Big Macs in the future on parity of one. Whats that? Parity of one? Yeah just some trader lingo dont you worry about it. Anyway due to my reputation in the biz, so to speak, they gave me some for free as a gift for helping them implement Rubic in to their customer chain. If you want i can hook you up with some? Of course im gonna have to charge you a dollar for them and not the price you see on the phone here. I mean cmon if mcdonalds knew id give these away for free they would think ive lost my mind! Yeah sure just wire 100k to me on monday and ill hook you up with 100k MCDC. Dont worry about it thats what friends are for, you owe me one though!

[Anonymous No.27756821]

>>27746739
>wear a suit
>smoke cigars
>drink neat scotch
>bring a hot escort (she might even wanna fuck after if you act like a boss)
>borrow a friends fancy car for the night if you dont own one
Basically act like a gentleman, look like a rapper.

[Anonymous No.27757031]

>>27755238
6 figs portfolio while being a neet for 10 years sounds like a failure to me. Of course it depends on if he did something like get in shape and find a suitable woman to have kids with. But I guess everyone has different success types.

[Anonymous No.27757491]

i didn't go to my 5 or 10 year reunion. didn't want to face my oneitis. perhaps i will go to my 20 year reunion, coming up in five years. my oneitis hit the wall really bad, i just want to see how much worse she gets in 5 years.

[Anonymous No.27757591]

>>27756634
so this was commas great shill campaign..

[Anonymous No.27757894]

>>27746739
OP at his reunion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk-e5tbrSN8

[Anonymous No.27758334]

OP dress a trans woman and tell everyone you transitioned into a housewife fighting for feminism, i bet many cucked chads will want to cheat on you in the bathroom or parking lot because its the only night their boring HS sweetheart wife's will let them off their leash.

while they're fucking you try to ensnare them with some blackmail or straight up rob them if you want. If you take some photos you can blackmail them for life, easy money 100X investment for wearing some heels and humiliating yourself in front of everyone, but you are already an embarrassing failure to anyone that actually knows you so it wont bother you right OP?

[Anonymous No.27758762]

take out 20k in cash all in 20s nigga shiieeet it’s time to flex on deez pawgs you feel my dawg?

[Anonymous No.27759036]

>>27746739
>Didnt became an Pariah age 10-12
ngmi

[Anonymous No.27759068]

>>27746739
Nice
I'm a failure so I'm trying to hide away from society until I die, not going to mine this year.