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Had a gay anal sex accident last week and just woke up from a deep coma following reconstructive surgery. How are my GME, BB, NOK, and AMC longs doing right now?

>> No.27648941

yeah

>> No.27649021

>>27648706
anon i...

>> No.27649218

>>27648706
have a (you)

>> No.27649306
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27649306

>DIAMOND HANDS
>NEVER SELLING

>> No.27649413

>>27648706
>How are my GME, BB, NOK, and AMC longs doing right now?
About as well as your reconstructed asshole anon

>> No.27649520

>>27648706
Anon youre gonna wish you got blinded in that accident

>> No.27650085

>>27648706
Ask the doctors to put you under again until mid-march

>> No.27650318

>>27648706
Top kek