/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.27592989]

AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.27593125]

Man reddit caused so many jews to seethe last week and then they have to ruin it with this gay shit.

[Anonymous No.27593257]

>>27593125
The only jews they managed to make seethe is themselves. Spoiler alert, the moment you are purely greed driven, you are the jew. Redditors deserve death and they are halfway on their way to be jumping off buildings. It is raining onions and it is amazing.

[Anonymous No.27593292]

I used to visit wsb a while ago when Tesla was mooning and I never once saw a reddit tier post like this. Asking bagholders to call suicide hotlines? the classic reddit "I love you all"? If someone even tried to write something this every reply would be "long $rope you autistic faggot" or something of that nature. RIP wsb

[Anonymous No.27593298]

>>27593125
>then

[Anonymous No.27593311]

>>27592989
People who fell for this scam deserve to lose their money. I told my friends it was a Ponzi scheme, but they still didn't sell on Friday. Dumb faggots.

[Anonymous No.27593608]

>>27593311
It wasn't a scam. It was one of the most successful pump n' dump short squeezes in history.
It's just amazing that there are still retards holding their bags

[Anonymous No.27593626]

>>27592989
Why are redditors so gay?

[Anonymous No.27593636]

>all that cope and damage control at reddit
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOPE MY BAGS AREN'T TOO HEAVY, ZOOMY
AHAHAHHAAHHAHA

[Anonymous No.27593679]

>>27592989
the only sane person on that sub

[Anonymous No.27593751]

>>27593679
Lol, wonders me he didn't get down voted or his comment deleted.

[Anonymous No.27593841]

>>27593125
The Jews were seething for like a day. Then they used their jew tricks to make everything back. Now they are back to laughing at the goyim.

[Anonymous No.27593860]

>>27593257
Pure greed is safely going for small gains like they want you to do. Doing retarded gambles is funny.

[Anonymous No.27593869]

>>27593608
lol somebody has to hold the bags. They deserve it for being greedy and holding out this long. I didn't buy any, but one of my friends bought something like 12 shares when they were under $100. He actually let $40k slip through his fingers. That's gotta hurt.

[Anonymous No.27593910]

>>27593257
This. Citadel Securities made absolute BANK last week. Reddit harmed one or two funds. Fucking kek.

[Anonymous No.27593929]

>>27593841
>The Jews were seething for like a day
Yes which was cool. Holocaust remembrance day too. And they had to cheat harder than usual

[Anonymous No.27594007]

>>27593125
reddit is a meme

[Anonymous No.27594037]

>>27593298

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xaXT6NNgQY

[Anonymous No.27594103]

>>27593910

Ikr,
>there will be bag holders
>there are always bag holders
I keep trying to tell them but they've found new religion. Sad.

[Anonymous No.27594137]

>>27594007
Such a wholesome Keanu Reeves big chungus!

[Anonymous No.27594311]

Mark Cuban is with us guys..
He gave us advice on how to take Wallstreet down.

[Anonymous No.27594343]

>>27593626
they want upboats

[Anonymous No.27594346]

>>27593298
when you are a coonsumer who gets your vision of reality from movies.

[Anonymous No.27594450]

>buy into pump and dumps

>forget to do the dump part

[Anonymous No.27594452]

>>27594311
Translation:
>keep putting your money in so me and my fellow whales can cash out

[Anonymous No.27594480]

>>27594311
For real.. What the fuck is he saying i that comment.. It's like a platitudes novel.

[Anonymous No.27594526]

>>27593298
>it is impossible for a redditor not to compare something to a children’s superhero movie constantly

[Anonymous No.27594533]

the moment pro deepthroater mia khalifa and scam master "the wolf" started shilling GME is when i sold

[Anonymous No.27594548]

>>27592989
>redditor unironically wants to be a welfare nigger
>these "people" want to take down the (((system)))

[Anonymous No.27594636]

>>27593298
Jesus they are fucking retarded wow.

[Anonymous No.27594670]

>>27593292
Sub has gotten progressively more reddit since 200k, but the growth was always slow enough to filter out those who wouldn't assimilate. Now it's pure distilled reddit all hopping in at the same time.

[Anonymous No.27594688]

>>27593298
please don't post filth of the mind like this ever again, it hurts

[Anonymous No.27594746]

>>27592989
HODL THE LINE YOU SHALL NOT PASS kek

[Anonymous No.27594794]

>>27593125
They're faggots, Anon, it's what they do.

[Anonymous No.27594803]

>>27594548
>6 gorillian reaction emojis
I hate plebbit so damn much.

[Anonymous No.27594839]

>>27594746
>>27592989

hodl the hotline

[Anonymous No.27594897]

>>27593298
every. fucking. time.

[Anonymous No.27594922]

Isn't this WSB GME thing a lot like Qanon?

[Anonymous No.27594969]

>>27594746
>You better hold my bag

[Anonymous No.27594976]

>765k loss porn is great!

[Anonymous No.27595009]

>>27594311
kek what a chad holding plebbits hand while his boys unload on their faces

[Anonymous No.27595014]

>>27593298
>pure cringe
>1.5k updoots
does reddit really? fuck it I'm going short GME, anything to hurt these people more.

[Anonymous No.27595035]

>>27594007

[Anonymous No.27595118]

this is very sad to see, people are just holding mindlessly believing absolute bullshit

[Anonymous No.27595153]

>surfed reddit for 10 years on and off.

Lemme tell you how it ends

[Anonymous No.27595176]

>>27593298

[Anonymous No.27595179]

>>27594548
If you lost money, you lost. Buying in without selling is a loss. That's why it's called a pump and dump.

[Anonymous No.27595200]

looking at controversial

[Anonymous No.27595219]

>>27594746
>The eternal bellboy

[Anonymous No.27595246]

>>27595009
He also said he has no GME shares in the ama yesterday. He probably cashed out at 500$.

[Anonymous No.27595304]

>>27594746
>seeing the camaraderie I held
No, you were just a greedy fuck who thought $500k wasn't enough to cash out when the magic numbers were going up and up.

[Anonymous No.27595319]

I wonder why this is in controversial

[Anonymous No.27595351]

>>27593298
I can't believe I bought gme. I deserve to be homeless now.

[Anonymous No.27595508]

>>27595200
kek its getting desperate in there, when will they start the mass bans and silence anyone talking about gme?

[Anonymous No.27595524]

>>27594976
this kind of redditor seems alright to me

[Anonymous No.27595580]

>>27595319
No upvotes, no badges
delet this now

[Anonymous No.27595633]

[Anonymous No.27595685]

>>27593298
It was like when that guy from that movie did that thing lol.

[Anonymous No.27595689]

>>27595319
>t. stage 2 anger

[Anonymous No.27595690]

Holy fuck. Half a million in losses. I was sad when I lost 30 bucks on DOGE even tho it was chump change.

[Anonymous No.27595712]

>>27595633

Topkek. So fucking funny haa

[Anonymous No.27595724]

>>27595319
positive thoughts only pls :)

[Anonymous No.27595727]

>>27595633
Subarashii

[Anonymous No.27595789]

>>27595690
It's a mania at this point. These people are in a cult.

[Anonymous No.27595862]

>>27595690

[Anonymous No.27595880]

>>27595690
I hope he buys a rope of good quality next week with his remaining money.

[Anonymous No.27595896]

>>27595789
More like in a cope.

[Anonymous No.27595961]

>>27594007
>>27595035
Are you both implying that sending toys to a children's hospital is a bad thing?

[Anonymous No.27596045]

>>27594480
If you bought a stock for a legitimate reason (these people didn't) then you should hold that stock because you should still believe in it.

[Anonymous No.27596209]

>>27595246

[Anonymous No.27596281]

>>27593298
But what if they are the bad guys?

[Anonymous No.27596324]

I feel so bad for losing $300 even though that’s nothing for me. It’s so much worse losing money to Reddit bags holy fuck

[Anonymous No.27596345]

>>27594311
>hold the bags!!!!! Me? No...I don’t invest in shit
Literally Cuban

[Anonymous No.27596356]

What is WSB in now? Yesterday it was denial.

[Anonymous No.27596386]

>>27593298
this is the problem with redditors, their thinking is game-ified and movie-fied beyond belief.

[Anonymous No.27596436]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qkqdom1Z-AY

>Taking money from billionaires to buy products from billionaires
Is this based or cringe /biz/?

[Anonymous No.27596524]

>>27594803
Just know they all paid for those. Unless its the same rewards circulating everywhere (you get to give rewards if you get one)

[Anonymous No.27596542]

>>27596436
>taking money from Jews to contribute to Japan's economy
Actually based now that I think about it.

[Anonymous No.27596595]

>>27593298
these movie analogies are killing me hahahahahahahaa
seen at least 10 now, keep posting them anons.

[Anonymous No.27596755]

before last wednesday:
>hey guys we could make some quick easy money off this stock. These dumb faggots shorted 140% of the float so they'll have to buy our bags and drive the price up more

after last wedneday:
>I'M HOLDING GAMESTONK BECAUSE WE NEED TO HAVE AN HONEST CONVERSATION ABOUT INSTITUTIONAL RACISM IN THE FINANCIAL SYSTEM AGAINST PERSONS OF COLORS AND LGBBQWTFS. EVERYONE MAKE SURE TO CHECK OUT THIS TWITCH STREAM WITH ALEXANDRA OCASIO-CORTEZ PLAYING AMONG US AND SPEAKING TRUTH TO POWER ABOUT THE WHITE PRIVILEGE ON WALLSTREET. RIGHT NOW IS JUST LIKE AVENGERS END GAME AND WE NEED TO PREVENT THANOS FROM SNAPPING HIS FINGERS

[Anonymous No.27596788]

>>27594548
>horrible grammatical error in: BILLIONAIR
>you instead of your
>uses semicolon
This must be a LARP.

[Anonymous No.27596812]

>>27594480
Lol, that's how all entrepreneurs are. They exploit the talented but weak willed into producing, and then take the lion's share of the gain.

[Anonymous No.27596836]

>>27596356
still in the United States of Denial
population: retards
currency: GME and Ropees

[Anonymous No.27596855]

>>27596755
kek the poltards went in hard

[Anonymous No.27596887]

>>27595896
>>27595789
>More like in a cope.
cults and copes often go together. Just look at Qanon boomers or XRP schizos.

[Anonymous No.27596902]

>>27593125
(((They))) got bailed out by r*ddit. For instance, Silver Lake redeemed a bunch of shares of AMC at the top to get out of $400m hole that AMC couldn't pay otherwise. Hedgies were orchestrating this whole PnD and taking retards on r*ddit/twitter for the ride.

[Anonymous No.27596913]

I can see people who didn't invest much and too late just holding for shits and giggles. But anyone who got in early enough and bought enough to make a substantial profit, if they didn't sell at least before it does below 400, I have no sympathy for.

The random fool who bought 2 shares at $100, after the peak, has no real reason to care how low it goes. It was written off as a loss when it was bought.

[Anonymous No.27596918]

>>27593608
Yes, it was a successful pump n dump.

Successful to those who were quick to pull out their money and profit from it on Friday. lmao

[Anonymous No.27597060]

>>27596356
The euphoria is definitely dead.I imagine as today goes sideways/down we will start to see the real juicy shit with mental breaks / upvoted outbursts and suicide hotlines pinned by automod in every thread.

[Anonymous No.27597063]

>>27593298
atheism is a huge mistake

[Anonymous No.27597087]

>>27596755
>>27596855
A circle of bejewelment.

[Anonymous No.27597097]

>>27595179
Nah man to the moon! And a stock getting shorted to hell at 5$ will totally be worth holding at 100$ lol

[Anonymous No.27597100]

>>27595009
>>27595246
this shit brings me joy to my world.

[Anonymous No.27597111]

>>27596855
>kek the poltards went in hard

[Anonymous No.27597183]

>>27596913
>I can see people who didn't invest much and too late just holding for shits and giggles
This is definitely true. A lot of these people threw a couple bucks at this even at the top just because they want the internet credit to say "I was a part of this"

>But anyone who got in early enough and bought enough to make a substantial profit, if they didn't sell at least before it does below 400, I have no sympathy for.
They outright fucking said a week or two ago that the target was 400 bucks. Some setting their sell orders to $420.69. Then the retards came in saying it was going to 20k or whatever the fuck.

[Anonymous No.27597275]

It's funny how they keep babbling that they have "diamond" hands when in fact that when diamonds reach their yield point they shatter to bits.

[Anonymous No.27597276]

>>27593608
Why do you think everyone was spamming hold all of last week, the smart people spammed it to see how high it could go before selling on Thursday/Friday. It was literally just pump and dump market manipulation without being liable. I hope there were at least a few WSB people with the knowhow to trick all these new people coming in to hold the bag for them but I feel like a lot of them got sucked into their own retard vortex.

[Anonymous No.27597281]

>>27594746
>now watch me, as I turn 500.000k into 100
I'm now convinced magic is real.

[Anonymous No.27597283]

>>27593869
If he picked up 12 shares that would have been around $5900 if he sold right at the top. Still good but not sure where you’re getting 40k from

[Anonymous No.27597359]

When does reddit start getting flooded with pink Wojaks?

[Anonymous No.27597368]

>>27597281
>k
lol lack of sleep.

[Anonymous No.27597407]

>>27595961
No, but the fact that they publicized it makes me question their motives.

[Anonymous No.27597420]

>>27595524
That is the original WSB crew, they're fucking sociopathic gamblers that probably came from /biz/. Its the rest of the Reddit faggots that SJW'd up this shit with politics rather than getting rich.

[Anonymous No.27597518]

>>27597407
This. Charity is like 4chan if you're namefagging you're doing it wrong.

[Anonymous No.27597528]

>>27593298
Everything is a marvel movie to these redditors LOL

[Anonymous No.27597573]

>>27597060
Aren't the shorts due in three days? Seems like hopium will keep a decent number of people afloat until then. Then comes the realization.

[Anonymous No.27597638]

>>27593292
You faggots killed /biz/. Go back to your shithole

[Anonymous No.27597651]

>>27594311
Didnt he openly disclose he doesnt own any of the stock? Just because hes telling you to hold doesnt mean hes holding...

[Anonymous No.27597697]

I'm hoping some of the original users will be able to use their new found horde of normies to pump and dump a couple of new stocks/cryptos before they all realize they got duped.

[Anonymous No.27597728]

>>27597183
Their subreddit was swarmed by few million new users over a week, it was modern day equivalent of gold rush/tulip mania. Retarded boomers and zoomers unironically gambling their life savings and thinking they're going to become millionairs.

[Anonymous No.27597735]

>>27592989
>every reddit sub is moderated by the same team of 30 sanctimonious jew tranny jannies using sockpuppets.
So what.

[Anonymous No.27597836]

>>27593298
Jesus these redditors can't even comprehend reality without making metaphors with marvel movies.

[Anonymous No.27597877]

>>27596755
kek and now the SJWs are the bagholders

[Anonymous No.27597935]

>>27593125
They caused some to seethe, while making money for others.

[Anonymous No.27598003]

>>27597528
The "Apes strong together" is literally from a fucking movie.

these "people" are worse company than the pajeet scammers we have on this board. lmao

[Anonymous No.27598040]

>>27593298
Unreal

[Anonymous No.27598055]

>>27597836
The lack of awareness that they're comparing reality, to common fictional scenarios that exist solely because such things never happen in real life...

[Anonymous No.27598113]

>>27593298
When they started posting shit like this I realized that they lost.

[Anonymous No.27598146]

>>27594922
i thought it was a fork of Q

[Anonymous No.27598184]

[Anonymous No.27598208]

>>27598055
They literally think they're in a movie. Netflix told them they were making a movie about this shit

[Anonymous No.27598216]

People are legitimately going to kill themselves over this debacle. I get that it's fun to make jokes about redditors, and the people that fell for this should take it as a lesson, but I don't have it in me to celebrate these kind of losses when it means they'll lose their homes, their relationships, or their lives.

[Anonymous No.27598314]

>>27597283
Never mind, I'm retarded. For some reason I thought he bought 120 shares when I calculated that in my head. He was still a dumbass for not selling when GME dropped from $470 back down to $400. I told him the whales would be cashing out on Friday, but he didn't listen.

[Anonymous No.27598318]

>>27597407
This. Also Nintendo Switch

[Anonymous No.27598322]

>>27596755
isn't it hilarious seeing both of your enemies attack each other?

[Anonymous No.27598373]

>>27593298
holy cringe

[Anonymous No.27598375]

>>27593257
B-b-but reddit was holding to pwn Wallstreet, it wasn't profit-driven...

[Anonymous No.27598390]

>>27598055
and the movies were made by the same people they consider the enemy

[Anonymous No.27598419]

>>27597573
>Aren't the shorts due in three days?
Two more weeks bro.

[Anonymous No.27598461]

>>27598216
It's just natural selection at work.

[Anonymous No.27598478]

>>27598146
The quasi-religious chanting "hold the line", is quite similar to "trust the plan".

I think it's just an example of people manipulating others through crowd psychology via social media. The religious adherents tend to form once any movement gains steam, and social media just lets everything happen much faster.

[Anonymous No.27598498]

>>27597697
They were already doing that with DOGE and silver.

[Anonymous No.27598599]

>>27598216
>the United States, AKA the Land of The Free will get even tighter trading restrictions because of this shitstorm
jej
>people will lose their homes, wives, and lives
I would feel bad too, to their relatives who weren't in like their kids and whatnot, but they got greedy as shit when it is already common knowledge that you shouldn't trade what you're not willing to lose. And worst of all, they now do this gay moralfaggotry so they'll not look stupid in holding a massive loss because, you guessed it, they got cocky.

[Anonymous No.27598652]

>>27595690
Lol what a fucking retard

[Anonymous No.27598667]

>>27597407

100%. If you do something and want media exposure for it, you’re doing it for attention.

[Anonymous No.27598737]

>>27597935
We did it guys! We beat the hedgies!

[Anonymous No.27598744]

>>27593608
>;alaba:

[Anonymous No.27598773]

I remember I was shill-posting on Friday saying I got out at 300 dollars with my gains and people here called me a retard.
The red*it is among you

[Anonymous No.27598800]

>>27598216
unironically based.

[Anonymous No.27598895]

>>27594976
>Thanks for checking out this subreddit but when this gme run ends please post your loss porn so I can beat off and then leave this subreddit.
Incomprehensibly based

[Anonymous No.27598916]

>>27598461
BASED

[Anonymous No.27598993]

>>27598419
https://financhill.com/most-heavily-shorted-stocks-today

Says 2.8 days, but I don't know if that sites trustworthy.

[Anonymous No.27599042]

>tfw you post hodl memes while you actively dump near the peak and get to see the cringe cope ramping up as they realize their mistake buying at 300

[Anonymous No.27599064]

>>27597935
Get da ebil heggies reddit!

[Anonymous No.27599162]

>>27598993
As far as I know, that kind of site won't show positions that don't have to register, won't show you how much of that is already covered, and won't show you how much it got shorted starting from 400$.

[Anonymous No.27599174]

>>27598773
Yea, next time there's some pump here and people are all "FUCK YOU DON'T SELL NIGGER" I'm going to take it as a sign I should sell immediately, post my gains to piss them off, and bow out.

[Anonymous No.27599209]

>>27593125
the jews were only seething when it went from 40 to 400 lol after that they reloaded shorts at 300 and making it all back

[Anonymous No.27599309]

>>27599042
Excruciatingly based

[Anonymous No.27599367]

>market opens
>its doooomping
hahahah

[Anonymous No.27599407]

You know the best part? If you check the accounts of those bagholders you'll see 99% have only been on that subreddit since last week.

[Anonymous No.27599488]

>>27598003
at least pajeets have their eyes on the prize, these guys are PT Barnums wetfdream

[Anonymous No.27599507]

>>27594976
Does anyone have a link to the -765k post?

[Anonymous No.27599586]

>>27599407
I found a few older ones. All sorts of people swept up in a hype. One guy 2 months earlier "i just found out im having a son"

Maybe he found out his mrs been coal burning

[Anonymous No.27599628]

>>27593298
>>27592989
>>27593125
I am not some edgy hurr durr reddit guy, but reading this and visiting this shitty website is legitmately making me sick, it's vomit inducing. I can not quite pinpoint it but it's as if you were looking at people but theyre all snarky, consumer-driven, herd mentality bots jerking each other off. Its so uncanny that people like that genuinely exist and are on one plane of existence with me...

[Anonymous No.27599648]

>>27598993
Even so, the people who are still holding all their bags from before Friday are retarded. The smart people would have cashed out on Friday to at least cover their initial investment, then kept a few shares to ride this meme out if they actually believe in it.

[Anonymous No.27599670]

>>27598478
100%. And just like the Q bullshit, no amount of evidence to the contrary will ever snap them out of it. They'll do mental gymnastics to explain away all discrepancies. Just like how all the retarded Q "prophecies" throughout 2017 onward consistently led to nothing, but the schizos coped harder and harder with did everything they could to square the circle anyway.

[Anonymous No.27599797]

>>27596755
I feel so fucking stupid

[Anonymous No.27599863]

>>27599670
Yep. When "investing" becomes yet another ideologically laden belief vehicle to masturbate your narcissism, and youre invested in the same thing, its time to question your choice.

[Anonymous No.27599964]

>>27599628
>>27599863
congrates anon, you have discovered hubris

[Anonymous No.27599987]

>>27596755
Dont forget the constant polcel bullshit. It's hilarious and pathetic how they attempt to shoehorn themselves into every hype they can.

[Anonymous No.27600165]

>>27599648
Agreed. Just curious if it's known when Melvin's deadline is.

[Anonymous No.27600270]

>>27598216
>People are legitimately going to kill themselves over this debacle
>it's retarded redditors
Fine with me
t. massive bag holder

[Anonymous No.27600737]

>>27595014
retard dont short it buy march puts and jack feburary calls

[Anonymous No.27600768]

>>27599628
The npc meme is not a meme

[Anonymous No.27600911]

>>27593636
Lmao
I saw that thread

[Anonymous No.27601719]

>>27594839

Guys I called the suicide hotline and they told me to PLEASE HOLD, $GME to the mooooooon!

[Anonymous No.27601961]

>>27592989
who really cares at this point ?? debt is at ath anyway.

[Anonymous No.27602222]

>>27593298
OMG guize this is totally like that scene in Harry potter where dumbledort kills Harry, except hes not really dead and then dobby brings him back to life and he defeats le ebil bad guy!

[Anonymous No.27602849]

>>27602222
OMG GUISE, THIS IS LIKE THE SCENE IN REDO OF THE HEALER WHERE THE PROTAGONIST GETS BUTTFUCKED FOR MONTHS STRAIGHT, BUT THAT'S PART OF THE PLAN! WE'RE GETTING REVENGE!