/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.27542391]

>sell most of my stuff
>sell my car
>sell my house
>borrow from my family until they stop replying
>exchange sexual favors for money with degenerates
>stab the shit out of a random passerby in a nice neighborhood for his wallet
>take out multiple loans
>give up my government job to sell country secrets to foreign rivals
>sell my wife as a foreign bride to a chinese millionaire's son
>sell my children into slavery working the sweatshops in cambodia
>give up a kidney and lung to the black market
>living in a box next to a rusty outlet outside a burger king, fighting for the spot every night against a local methhead for the right
>still holding onto my one share of GME, will never sell
to the moon, bros, we're all gonna make it tomorrow. there's still a bit of time and it's damn cold out so i'm just gonna rest my eyes a bit. can't really feel my hands anyways so i'm gonna stop it there with this post. the methhead got away with my raggy blanket this time but that's fine, the cold will wake me up bright and early so i can cash in and finally get my life back together.

[Anonymous No.27542477]

>>27542391
cringe....If it's not a meme coin with a doggo then it will unironically crash to zero, end of day.