Help an autistic retard out

[Anonymous No.27537013]

>lost 1300€ from reddit meme stocks
>only have 300€ left (800€ if I sell those shitstocks)

Can anyone give me any genuine investment advice (that isnt a shitcoin)

[Anonymous No.27537113]

Fyi this money is playmoney

I am not risking my rent on stupid bets

[Anonymous No.27537181]

>>27537013
LINK and now fuck off.

[Anonymous No.27537221]

Invest in a mint, cause you stink! HAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.27537325]

>>27537013
Why can't this be real, folks...?

[Anonymous No.27537449]

>>27537013
>genuine investment advice
Inflation loving commodity stocks

[Anonymous No.27537515]

>>27537013
BUY SPACESWAP unironically

[Anonymous No.27537586]

>>2753701
麦当劳with waifu

[Anonymous No.27537615]

>>27537325
It can exist in you imagination

[Anonymous No.27537637]

>>27537013
Vanguard index funds. Add a small amount every month

[Anonymous No.27537918]

>>27537637
No this is not for savings as I said its my playmoney I just want to put them into individual stocks and hopefully make some profit.

Before these shitstocks I had never invested in individual stocks so if anyone could be lind enough to tell me where to start if I were to research myself

[Anonymous No.27538037]

>>27537013
ARKK 5X CFD

[Anonymous No.27538310]

>>27537615
It does and it's very colorful there as a result. WAGMI

>>27537013
You can't go wrong with the big three, anon. But DYOR

[Anonymous No.27538399]

>>27538310
retard, he is supposed to go all in into low MCAP, therefore SPACESWAP.

[Anonymous No.27538798]

Just buy stocks of multiple large, stable corporations and hold for a while, and invest more every time you have spare money. Guaranteed returns. Also buy $CRSR because it's definitely going up Q4 earnings are announced.

[Anonymous No.27538873]

>>27538310
https://money.usnews.com/investing/stocks/safe-stocks

invest in one of these

[Anonymous No.27538909]

>>27537013
Go liquid on half your GME. Even if you bought high, don’t be a fucking retard and sell at a loss. Eventually inflation, expansions to GameStop’s services with the money the pump got them and the end of lockdowns will bring the stock’s value up to a point where you will break somewhat even. With your liquid, invest 250 in bonds, 250 in stocks since it dipped today, and diversify btc, eth, and link on a dip. I would advise you scalp on your cryptos since the market is very volatile and you can easily expand your value did you hodl after you get a certain amount of each crypto.

[Anonymous No.27538942]

Just fucking gamble it

[Anonymous No.27539032]

>>27538873
GME is on the list

[Anonymous No.27539062]

>>27537181
spbp

[Anonymous No.27539150]

>>27538873
Those really seem to be safe and slowly growing stocks

I think Im gonna go all in on silver

[Anonymous No.27539247]

>>27539032
All of them have 3000+% returns

[Anonymous No.27539383]

>>27537013
BANCOR
RUBIC
REEF
AAVE
ADA
UNISWAP
1JNCH
EVERYTHING DEFI IDIOT

[Anonymous No.27539498]

>>27538909
I think Id rather keep my GME and AMC
Im think Im gonna sell my BB (100€ worth) and choose 2 stocks to dump 200€ in each

[Anonymous No.27539591]

Nokia shares are worth around $4.50 right now.

https://www.zdnet.com/article/starhub-sticks-with-nokia-in-5g-standalone-network-rollout/
They just had a big break through with improving 5G technology

https://www.gizmochina.com/2021/01/23/nokia-7-4-5g-nokia-6-4-5g-others-q1-q2-2021/
And might start making cellphones again.

Keep in mind that this will be a long term investment not a pump and dump.

[Anonymous No.27539659]

>>27537013
if you stopped eating fast food, maybe you woudn't be as autistic

[Anonymous No.27539748]

>>27537013
If you want to turn it into something. SDE SPY Puts before an imminent market crash

[Anonymous No.27540029]

>>27537013

>both on hold

[Anonymous No.27540477]

>>27540029
Bear with me I am somewhat retarded but how is their revenue larger than their market cap?

[Anonymous No.27540606]

>>27539498
Are you sure about holding on to all the meme stocks? You could probably get more value by putting the money into other assets which will be of higher value by the time you break even on the meme stocks. If you go that route, AMC would be a better hold since they will have a much more significant boost from the lockdown ending.

[Anonymous No.27540812]

>>27537013
>didn't learn from the first time some retard on the internet offered financial advice
ngmi

[Anonymous No.27541142]

The fewer, less disparate, and more robust materials an object is made of, the safer it is to store for long-term investments. Objects made of only one, sturdy material (coins, for example) are ideal.
Ideal investments are about minimising risk factors, NOT about maximising profits.
Investment is an iterative game. Do not look to make money on a single move. Rather, look for the moves that will solidify a safe financial position, which you can build upon or leverage later.

[Anonymous No.27541162]

>>27540606
Id like to believe the price will rise another time. If I can settle for a 100-200€ loss on GME I will. The -450€ hurts a bit too much to sell imo

[Anonymous No.27541312]

>>27537013
Ill give you genuine advice that's not financial. Stop putting garbage food into your body and you'll feel a lot better. Doesn't even have to be super health nut nonsense. Just stop eating that bullshit

[Anonymous No.27541374]

>>27537013
I'm not competent to advise anyone but you should start with selling the memestocks.

[Anonymous No.27541388]

>>27541142
So are you saying I should put all of it into tesla calls?

[Anonymous No.27541540]

>>27541388
>"Getting your money out of a risky investment is like trying to catch a falling knife."

[Anonymous No.27541572]

>>27541162
>-450€
Please don’t tell me you bought the top anon. There was zero reason at all for you to do that, even assuming that we are to believe wsb, as gamma squeeze wasn’t supposed to happen until this week.

[hAMBUERGER BOY No.27541687]

>>27537013
Only one:
>investment is not Gambling

[Anonymous No.27541705]

>>27541572
I bought 2@355

[Anonymous No.27541714]

>>27537013
Buy Ford

[Anonymous No.27541805]

>>27541162
>If I can settle for a 100-200€ loss on GME I will. The -450€ hurts a bit too much to sell imo
I love seeing people ride sunk cost all the way to 0

[Anonymous No.27541825]

>>27537013
>Down 70% on my GME "investment"
No worries.

[Anonymous No.27541836]

Eth

[Anonymous No.27541930]

1st bi

[Anonymous No.27542082]

>>27537013
>calling yourself an autistic retard
Go back to redit

[Anonymous No.27542130]

>>27541930
2nd

[Anonymous No.27542197]

>>27539150
historically rare commodities do absolutely terrible because people overvalue metal
i wouldnt recommend going all in

[Anonymous No.27542223]

>>27542082
Not about reddit, more about actually being stupid and following internet advice blindly

[Anonymous No.27542340]

>>27542197
That was ironical btw

[Anonymous No.27542382]

>>27537013
Ethereum, chainlink, uniswap, aave, and sushi.

[Anonymous No.27542535]

>>27542382

[Anonymous No.27542834]

>>27542340
>ironical
is that like a monocle

[Anonymous No.27542950]

You only lose when you sell keep hodling on

"The price of Nintendo Switches in the city skyrockets. Melvins parents were able to get a few units from Keiths friends, but they had to pay really inflated prices for them, first $1,000, then $2,000, now $3,000. It's nearing Christmas, and every rich parent at the Country Club is desperate for the Nintendo Switch they promised their kids. They can't trust that Melvin will be able to get them one. They all start bidding against each other for Switches. Everybody in town is in on the action now. Everybody wants to get a Nintendo Switch to sell at the country club for $10,000. Meanwhile, Keith and his friends are just hanging out and playing Animal Crossing."
Not-Q

t.me/xrpgeneral

[Anonymous No.27543305]

>>27537013
If you actually want to build long term wealth, invest monthly in a low management fee ETF. I use VFV and XQQ cause I'm in Canada, but you can for sure find equivalents. Buy every month as much as you can afford without having to eat rice and beans, and then in 20 years you'll actually have a bunch of money.

I have a job that pays pretty decent, so I put around $2000 a month into ETFs. It's really boring, but I want the exciting part to be the lifestyle that I have as a result from investing, not have the investing itself be the exciting part.

Essentially, all in VFV and XQQ. Don't touch it for 30 years. You should have some moderate wealth. The key part is not to try to be clever.

[Anonymous No.27543369]

>>27537013
Investing in stocks or crypto is not a science, don't act as if you can beat the market. that's the number one thing to keep in mind.

Second thing to keep in mind is ETFs, generally they are the safest, much safer than stocks or crypto. The trade off is they move very slowly and require lots of patience.

[Anonymous No.27543372]

>>27542834
More like a bionicle

[Anonymous No.27543558]

>>27543305
' want the exciting part to be the lifestyle that I have as a result from investing, not have the investing itself be the exciting part.'

This is pretty good. If you're getting a dopamine rush from investing, you're doing it wrong

[Anonymous No.27543577]

>>27543305
>Essentially, all in VFV and XQQ. Don't touch it for 30 years
Is it ok if I put $30 into it a month? I don't make much to begin with.

[Anonymous No.27543589]

>>27543372
has this been chronicled?

[Anonymous No.27543994]

>>27543305
>>27543369
Ngl I already got my shit figured out
Convinced my dad to put away 20k€ a year into VTSAX so I can benefit in the future

I know Im feeding off of daddys money and that I should be independent but ut would be a waste not profiting off your parents if they are well off

This money is just my playing money and I want to make the most of it

I think Im pretty much convinced on Shaeffler they seem pretty undervalued. Im just gonna find another stock that I can make a buck off of and Im not gonna rush things this time.

Thanks for the /adv/ice

(More individual stock suggestions are welcome though)

[Anonymous No.27544230]

>>27543589
Depends on the amount of tentacles