$SHIB GENERAL #005 - MID DAY PUMP EDITION

[Anonymous No.27497641]

Will you miss another big pump?
>What is SHIBA?
Shiba Inu token, or $SHIB, is a community-owned token. We pride ourselves on being racist, fuck you Pajeet, and one of the only meme-tokens that survived a fake pump and dump. Nobody owns 30% of the tokens and is waiting to dump on you here. Half is owned by Vitalik. Check: https://etherscan.io/token/0x95ad61b0a150d79219dcf64e1e6cc01f0b64c4ce#balances

>Why buy SHIBA?
If you want to make some money and have some fun along the way, you've come to the right place. Say fuck niggers!

>How to buy Shiba Inu?
SHIB is currently on Uniswap and HotBit. Buying on Uniswap is as easy as connecting your metamask and using ether to swap into SHIB.

>Where can I see the current price?
https://chartex.pro/?symbol=UNISWAP%3ASHIB&interval=1&theme=Dark

>Who was the Creator?
https://allhailtheshiba.medium.com/

>Original website?
https://www.shibatoken.com/

>Will I make it?
Yes.

Thanks for stopping by frens--stay comfy

[Anonymous No.27497967]

what kind of stacks are people sitting on here?
measly 18b here.

[Anonymous No.27498172]

>>27497967

1 TRILLION --> ABSOLUTE FUCK YOU MONEY
100 BILLION --> LAMBOS ON LAMBOS
10 BILLION --> RETIREMENT AND YACHTS
1 BILLION --> COLLEGE TUITION AND DEBTS
100 MILLION --> SUICIDE STACK

[Anonymous No.27498233]

>>27497967
106b stack here

[Anonymous No.27498351]

>>27498172
shit I better buy more the next time it dips

[Anonymous No.27498457]

>>27498172
Really only a matter of time until SHIB is given the DOGE treatment. Then all of us early adopters will sail off into the sunset

[Anonymous No.27498480]

Dont fall for this chinkcoin scam lads. Get VVT instead.

[Anonymous No.27498593]

>>27497967
20 bill here, would've refilled if I didn't run out of ETH because of the fucking gas fees.

[Anonymous No.27498652]

How the fuck do i buy this without paying out the ass in fees?

[Anonymous No.27498695]

>>27498593
it will dip again, just get on hotbit.

[Anonymous No.27498845]

Come on baby shiba!

[Anonymous No.27498895]

to be honest, if we are very lucky I think it will go to 0.000001

which is around a 1b market cap. Again... if we are very lucky lol. doge is 3.4 billion mc or something

[Anonymous No.27499031]

>>27498695
No fuck those chinks, I trust the gas fees more than I do them.
I'm riding on 20 bil anyways.
>>27498895
It will eventually, I'm holding long term on that coin.

[Anonymous No.27499036]

>>27498845
it's not going to get through this sell wall unless you fagots start memeing harder.

[Anonymous No.27499204]

>>27499036
It's pushing through though

[Anonymous No.27499240]

>>27499031
im holding long term too, but at that price it's only 17k return. I feel like I need more... but I think I need to not be greedy.

I'm just gonna hodl and wake up in a retirment home in 80 years as a millionaire

[Anonymous No.27499278]

>>27497967
253b

[Anonymous No.27499400]

>>27499204
it's literally not though.

[Anonymous No.27499481]

>>27499240
>x100 isn't enough
ok nigger, don't be greedy

[Anonymous No.27499642]

>>27499400
Just meme it through, it's a meme coin.

[Anonymous No.27499698]

>>27498652
Pay with your mouth instead.

[Anonymous No.27499803]

>>27499481
its not about the x amount. im not selling until im a millionaire.

[Anonymous No.27499856]

>>27497641
what are those gas fees lmao

65$ to buy 20$ worth of shitcoin

[Anonymous No.27499958]

>>27498652
hotbit.

[Anonymous No.27500115]

the only way this is going to be memeable is if someone comes along and dumps a few thousand into it to pump the price up and get everyone shitting themselves. I'm considering taking the risk. but I want to buy more cheap ones first.

[Anonymous No.27500138]

>>27499856
Try not being a fucking poor ass. This coin isn’t for you cheap ass cowards. Either your all in, or you’re not gonna make it.

WE MUST BREAK THIS SELL WALL. KEEP SHILLING AND KEEP BUYING.

[Anonymous No.27500486]

>>27500138
I'm going skiing. I'll think about dumping a few thousand in to try to break these sell walls.

[Anonymous No.27501072]

>>27500138
Soon enough SHIB's previous ATH will look like a tiny blip

[Anonymous No.27501341]

[Anonymous No.27502058]

>>27501341
I think it's fine, everybody is holding now, the whale gave us too much power.

[Anonymous No.27503084]

>>27499400
Where do you see that?

[Anonymous No.27503551]

>>27500115
A few thousand won’t do shit. >15k minimum lol

[Anonymous No.27503637]

Healthy growth, maybe it won't pump that hard but sustained growth is what we need.
It's going to be a long night again.

[Anonymous No.27503717]

>>27503084
I'm guessing Hotbit
I wouldn't worry about that, Uniswap has 97% of the volume anyway

[Anonymous No.27504168]

Theoretically if this was to Moon, how would you turn it into cash from your wallet? Would you need to swap it back to ETH? I apologise if this is a newbie question. I am a newbie to this. Holding 4bil.

[Anonymous No.27504232]

>>27504168
yes, swap back to ETH

[Anonymous No.27504350]

>>27503637
Exactly. Also people are prob watching on 1m or some crazy shit. Change to 1hr and turn on volume + moving average double and learn how to read it. People keep losing their shit every time it barely goes down

[Anonymous No.27504376]

>>27504168
In the future SHIB will be the global currency, so you'd just exchange it for goods and services.

[Anonymous No.27504420]

>>27504168
If you're only holding 4bil you're better off hold for a long time.

[Anonymous No.27504436]

>>27497641
Can't wait for SHIB to hit $1 and we all become billionaires!

[Anonymous No.27504471]

>>27504232
How high would gas fees be if I was swapping a million in ETH?

[Anonymous No.27504524]

>>27504471
gas fee isn't proportional to amount and you will never ever have a million ETH, retard

[Anonymous No.27504556]

>>27504436
Prob won’t happen, but if it went up a decimal or 2 that would be right.
>>27504420
Listen to this guy
>>27504376
lol

[Anonymous No.27504596]

>>27504168
Yeah, swap to ETH. Then find the most stable coin you can and get it into that until you know exactly how you want to cash out. ETH can have wobbles in price that could change your hold by percentages.

[Anonymous No.27504830]

>>27504556
Obviously I'm joking. Definitely some gains to be made though

[Anonymous No.27504835]

>>27504376
Like BTC is? Lol I'm not that naive.
>>27504420
Am gonna hold
>>27504524
Don't be rude. I've never done this before.
>>27504596
Thank you for answering without being a prick. Godspeed to your stake in $SHIB

[Anonymous No.27504861]

>>27504350
I don't even know how to do that on chartex, I just watch the candles go green and clap.

[Anonymous No.27505163]

a million threads baiting retards to buy infinite doge when everyobe here could buy lambos in a month if they just switched to SHIB

[Anonymous No.27505221]

How long does it take hotbit to send to metamask?

[Anonymous No.27505341]

>>27505221
hotbit holds your coins 24hrs before you can withdraw.

[Anonymous No.27505553]

My .25 etherium is currently sitting as .078. This was a fucking scam wasn't it

[Anonymous No.27505617]

>>27504835
No problem anon, let's all make it. Also take my advice with some salt, im also a noob. Do some indioendent research about how to cash out large dollar amounts of crypto. Its definitely a problem that people have dealt with and written about. Most people here are meming, or trying to con you to their benefit.

[Anonymous No.27505647]

>>27504350
How to do on chartex?

[Anonymous No.27505650]

>SHIB listed on Coingecko
>AKITA listed on CMC
>Both recovering in price at the same time.

It is now beginning to look like a race between these two Shiba Inus. I wonder who will win the race to the top.

[Anonymous No.27505728]

Anons, I...

[Anonymous No.27505845]

>>27505650
until the akita devs dump more tokens kek

[Anonymous No.27506424]

>>27505650
both are scams but SHIB is more promising

[Anonymous No.27506508]

Anyone tweeting about $SHIB can I suggest co-ordinating to all tweet @KSI at the same time? He recently tweeted about $DOGE and has a massive following. Don’t know how to co-ordinate something like this but I think he could be persuaded to tweet about us.

[Anonymous No.27506567]

>>27505553
No. It's not a quick pump and dump either.

[Anonymous No.27506875]

>>27505553
>oh no I didn't become a millionaire overnight
Fuck off retard, it's an actual coin not a Pajeet made up one.

[Anonymous No.27506936]

Waiting impatiently for gate.io listing

[Anonymous No.27507002]

>>27505647
Press function button (fx) and select volume and moving average double

[Anonymous No.27507327]

>>27506936
Me too, hopefully it’ll get past their vetting period. I can’t remember the other exchange site but only 49 out of 500 req bought during vetting. I was so sad. But their twitter got overwhelming support from shekelers and shillers like us. We’re really just passing on the misfortune if we don’t all keep holding.

That one fucking whale keeps selling off a little every peak and fucking the nat growth. If I ever find his fat ass I’m going to capture him and sell him to sea world

[Anonymous No.27507470]

>>27507002
Oh I know those, when the lines cross it means something's happening.
Do you have a good article about reading charts I could consult?

[Anonymous No.27507586]

>>27507470
This is a little complex, but if you have the patience it will do you well.

https://faculty.fuqua.duke.edu/~charvey/Teaching/BA453_2002/CCAM/CCAM.htm

[Anonymous No.27507627]

SHIB had the best start of all the shitcoins I have ever seen. And it is at the moment more or less holding his value, considering the crazy pump we had.
If it keeps meming this might be big.

[Anonymous No.27507633]

>>27506567
Ok i don't understand how it isn't. How is it different then any other coin shilled on here?

[Anonymous No.27507700]

>>27507586
I'll try.
I wonder if Trillianon is still among us today.

[Anonymous No.27507924]

>>27507633
Shibaswap. The dev since the explosion of activity got super active and is working with the RFIII dev to create a uniswap style exchange using SHIB as the base token.

[Anonymous No.27508261]

>>27507924
That helps alot. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.27508834]

12bn bag checking in

[Anonymous No.27509281]

When will the price show up in metamask?

[Anonymous No.27509615]

Is it worth trying to swing trade this on hotbit if you have a small stack? I've got 4 bil thats trapped there and I feel like I could increase it without gas to worry about.

[Anonymous No.27509704]

>>27508834
You're gonna make it.
>>27509281
It showed briefly for me on Sunday.

[Anonymous No.27509713]

>>27508261
This alone should should boost everyone’s confidence, not to mention Gate and Shibaswap

Usually I’m not optimistic about shitcoins, just buy them for fun, knowing I’m going to lose money or have to forget about em for at least a couple years. But like the other anon said, the whole shibaswap idea where the creator is in the process of building a legitimate infrastructure for the coin to be exchanged. If this all works out, could be an actual dogekiller since no doge exchange. But that is also me having false optimism, and optimism is for retards in terms of shitcoins.

[Anonymous No.27509834]

>>27509713
Forgot pic lol

[Anonymous No.27509887]

>>27509713
I've seen my fair share of shitcoins and this one is different, maybe because the coin actually existed and was worked on for month before that pump.

[Anonymous No.27510407]

>>27509887
>a month

try a year buddy.

[Anonymous No.27510419]

Gas price currently extremely high so don't expect the market to move much.

[Anonymous No.27510596]

>>27510419
True. But what about the exchange listings?

[Anonymous No.27510716]

>>27507924
not just RFIII but they've been in contact with baoman

Honestly, SHIB is great for all the lil shitcoins being posted on here. i wouldn't be surprised if they get in touch with the rubic fags either.

[Anonymous No.27510738]

>>27510596
Exchange listings are going to come, just need to keep the media/twitter/reddit posting alive and keep social momentum going. The Gate.io post was wildly in favor of SHIB, so we should be getting that soon, no announcement just yet.

[Anonymous No.27510885]

>>27510407
I meant months.

[Anonymous No.27510954]

450+ billion $shib here

[Anonymous No.27510997]

>>27510596
Already on hotbit
>>27510738
gate.io was liking SHIB shill posts earlier.

[Anonymous No.27511025]

>>27510954
are you that fucking whale who’s been fucking the nat growth

[Anonymous No.27511054]

>>27510738
speaking of exchange listings, i think my lil shib finna do some right now

https://twitter.com/gate_io/status/1356568026406129665

[Anonymous No.27511094]

>>27511025
That whale is worth trillions, Anon.

[Anonymous No.27511110]

>>27510885
Really the most positive sign is that the dev is immediately contactable and active in telegram. Clearly he wasn't expecting all this kind of buzz to happen, and now that it is he is going high gear to provide a platform to give it a real use case.

Like it was said, normally shitcoins and memecoins live and die in a day, but this is different without a doubt. Super excited to see a stupid dog coin taken seriously and watch the /biz/ rage when it is.

[Anonymous No.27511239]

>>27509713
Is Ryoshi the dev active anywhere? Don't see him in the discord

[Anonymous No.27511358]

>>27511239
Yes, he's constantly posting in the telegram. I spoke to him personally about the website design needing work and clarifying that leash rewards from staking are over.

[Anonymous No.27511476]

>>27510997
>>27511054
That is a fantastic sign. Also, for that Gate post, since I'm an oldfag and don't have a twitter, someone make a point to mention the Shibaswap development when making a TA response. This will help get a lot of exposure to the fact that it isn't a shitcoin to the masses, and show gate it has a use case. In case they don't know yet.

[Anonymous No.27511568]

>>27511358
He really needs a twitter and show his face on discord. I had the impression that dev abandoned it due to the shib/leash website looking off

[Anonymous No.27511630]

I purchased 8 billion at .3 eth so you anons are giving me hope that I can still make money

[Anonymous No.27511646]

>>27511054
>>27511476
Is somebody actually doing this? or is everyone waiting for somebody else to step up.

[Anonymous No.27511677]

>>27497641
How are we doing today my future shib billionaires/millionaires?

[Anonymous No.27511744]

Sir Mosley should not be used in a shitcoin thread that has no moon in site.

[Anonymous No.27511825]

>>27511677
Your optimism is hurting me, I just feel a hole from money lost from this and gme

[Anonymous No.27511933]

>>27511646
i have to make a new twitter, but yeah i'm doing it. i just saw the post a few minutes ago

one thing i noticed though is /biz/ is filled to the brim with lazy as fuck fudders. if they don't 2x their money within 5 minutes they shit their pants and give up on everything.

[Anonymous No.27511944]

>>27511646
I'd really love to but I don't have a twitter. Anyone else willing to post about it would be greatly appreciated. I'll post it in the telegram, they flooded the gate.io poll last night when I did.

[Anonymous No.27512003]

>>27511646
There's a telegram full of shill doing it. Just type $SHIB on twitter and you'll see.
I don't have a Twitter account so I won't do it.
>>27511630
You know what they say about bulls bears and pigs.
Don't be that retard who FOMOs and then paperhands only to post a pink wojak in a month.

[Anonymous No.27512212]

Got 10 Trillion Shib. Am I gonna make it?

[Anonymous No.27512252]

>>27512003
When I look shib on twitter I constantly get fucked up furry shit lol

[Anonymous No.27512332]

>>27512003
damn the official discord is so much more relaxed and on the ball.

>>27512252
you need to use $SHIB instead

[Anonymous No.27512372]

>>27512003
Seriously though, this telegram is fucking nuts. Way more support than I expected. If anyone here has a vested interest in $SHIB, you should join immediately to keep up on it.

Find a guide to use a fake number so you don't put your own shit in there, because fuck telegram.

[Anonymous No.27512471]

>>27512252
>>27512332
Also keep in mind the official SHIB twitter was hacked. It was already reported and should be taken down soon if it hasn't already.

[Anonymous No.27512720]

This is what vitalik looks like? With all his money he should eat more. lol

[Anonymous No.27512852]

>>27511825
Next time don't fall victim to reddit you dumb nigger. You deserve to lose it all honestly.

[Anonymous No.27512918]

>>27509615
Fuck it, im locked into this shitty chink website, ill take 2bil and fuck around with trying to swing trade small amounts. At current prices im risking like $8

[Anonymous No.27513237]

>>27512252
furries do have a lot of money to throw around.
>>27512852
Based.

[Anonymous No.27513404]

>>27513237
They’re fucking retards so they prob bought doge at top, lost all their money and are now blaming capitalism

[Anonymous No.27513508]

>>27506424
wait until AKITA gets listed on CG

[Anonymous No.27513690]

>>27513404
>>27513237
Its sad man, kids these days can't take responsibility for their own actions. They are so disillusioned they believe that people forced them to do it.

[Anonymous No.27513878]

[Anonymous No.27514148]

this post correction stable growth is making me hard as a rock

[Anonymous No.27514186]

>>27513878
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING.

God it's nice to see Ryoshi keep to his word.

[Anonymous No.27514538]

>>27513690
The newfags will learn the hard way or just leave to Reddit while we're holding trillions.
>>27514186
Having interacted with him, Ryoshi is a very accessible down to earth Japanese guy and I honestly hope that he succeeds in making it regardless of that coin. I'm putting all my trust in the nips and fuck the pajeets.

>Error: Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again.
Fuck off nigger, can't even say b*ck to R*ddit anymore

[Anonymous No.27514595]

>>27514148
Bullrun soon.

[Anonymous No.27515085]

>>27514538
Yep, I got the exact same impression from him. Still impressive he's going this hard this quickly. Clearly he understands that working fast when you have the spotlight matters.

[Anonymous No.27515309]

>>27515085
I think the project was well underway when this happened, he's just going ham now that time is of the essence.
>>27514595
In my experience, posting market predictions only make you look like a retard 2 hours later. I'm holding onto my billions.

[Anonymous No.27515589]

>>27515309
I’m also holding onto my trillions. Bullrun soon. Atleast a 3x. It Mathematically has to happen

[Anonymous No.27515672]

Someone redpill me.

If dogecoin could be driven up to 8 cents, why can't shiba go the same way?

Even 0.001 would make me a millionaire

[Anonymous No.27515692]

>Half is owned by Vitalik.
Yeah, half of it was sent to him.
>SHIBA INU is a 100% decentralized community experiment with it claims that 1/2 the tokens have been sent to Vitalik and the other half were locked to a Uniswap pool and the keys burned.

[Anonymous No.27515763]

go up you piece of shit

[Anonymous No.27515766]

>>27515672
I mean technically everything is possible but it sounds too good to be true.
Still holding onto my billions just in case.

[Anonymous No.27515861]

going to fookin spaaaaaace boys

[Anonymous No.27515974]

>>27515672
very realistic in my opinion

[Anonymous No.27516165]

>>27497967

[Anonymous No.27516337]

>>27516165
Hello Trillianon, how are you doing?

[Anonymous No.27516350]

>>27497967
I show up in every thread like an autist because this is fun.

[Anonymous No.27516371]

>>27497967

[Anonymous No.27516581]

>>27515766
If shibaswap becomes a reality then it will double up as a meme and have an actual purpose as well.

Lots of ifs man.

[Anonymous No.27516751]

>>27516581
Even without Shibaswap, which in some form is absolutely happening, it still has meme potential. The growth doge experienced, if we get even 1/10th of that, anyone in right now is going to make at minimum 100x.

[Anonymous No.27516845]

4 bil. this morning
I just attempted my first ever swing trade and now I've got 4.4. Feeling devilish.

[Anonymous No.27516865]

>>27497967
We're in the same boat. 22Bn myself

[Anonymous No.27517123]

>>27516751
If Shibaswap is happening I won't even bother selling my SHIB, this will basically be free trading for life.
>>27516350
Oh wait YOU'RE trillianon, what's up? I think it's almost always the same autistic holders showing up in those anyways. Still fun but I think we need to shitpost more to conjure some mememagic.

[Anonymous No.27517222]

>>27497967
6.5B :)

[Anonymous No.27517644]

>>27517123
Yep I'm that asshole. Added another 20k in liquidity to LEASH last night because I apparently have zero impulse control.

[Anonymous No.27517707]

>>27516845
I'm watching billionths of cents fluctuate on a chart an im on the edge of my seat. This cannot be good for my dopamine receptors.

[Anonymous No.27517797]

>>27517707
Careful with swing trading shit on this low of trading volume. Very very likely you'll get fucked eventually, especially with these gas fees.

[Anonymous No.27517831]

>>27517123
If mass adoption of shibaswap happens, .01or beyond is inevitable. I'd never have to trade again.

Just look at uniswap. It's at $19

[Anonymous No.27518130]

>>27517644
LEASH is more long term though in my opinion. I wonder how it'll play into shibaswap.
What's your portfolio? I'm holding long term ADA ALEPH GRT and VET myself. I recommend checking out ALEPH as this smells alot like LINK.

>>27517831
It's not in our hands now. Let's be honest though, if we make it, we'll keep trading like junkies because numbers go green and it's fun, plus we wouldn't have to worry about making it.

[Anonymous No.27518247]

>>27517797
I'm using hotbit, so I pay a tiny percentage of each trade, no gas to worry about. Im comfortable losing this money, and I really need to learn how to manage limit orders and swing trading so its great practice. If shits starts popping ill stop.

[Anonymous No.27518414]

>>27517831
why would mass adoption of shibaswap happen

[Anonymous No.27518453]

>>27517831
what happened to the telegram? i cant join

[Anonymous No.27518544]

>>27518130
Most of my shit is in ETH/LINK/BTC in that order. I play with shitcoins for fun here and there, put some in donut for reddit to eventually be stupid and pump it. Likely not seeing that money back for a bit.

Some stocks, put a bit into GME for the memes and because making finance gurus that have been shitting all over crypto for years squirm makes me feel nice. The rest is physical assets.

[Anonymous No.27518594]

why the fuck is it still dead?

[Anonymous No.27518682]

>>27518594
It’s not dead at all? It’s stabilized grow pattern tf

[Anonymous No.27518811]

>>27518682
it has yet to even reach NEAR the peak of two days ago

[Anonymous No.27518910]

>>27518594
Gas fees are huge, so no uniswap volume, chinks are asleep so no hotbit volume, and there's been no big news so no meme volume. Plus semi-normies are distracted by the actual stock market today. Shit will pop off if a number of variables change, for now its crabbing and climbing which is very promising

[Anonymous No.27519009]

>>27518910
it's crabbing in 50 to 100
i dont have hope it bounces back up

[Anonymous No.27519027]

>>27518811
That was a PnD. After Pajeet PnD it corrected and turned to stable growth. If you’re trying to do the get rich quick thing, this isn’t the place to be. Your best bet is to buy a couple billion and hold for at least a week, or until shibaswap has been released

[Anonymous No.27519121]

>>27519027
i do have a couple billion, im just hoping we get SOME growth, not crabbing

[Anonymous No.27519124]

>>27519009
Did you buy at the top lol sounds like you bought at the top

[Anonymous No.27519194]

>>27518544
Based dubs
>>27518594
>stable growth
>OH NO IT'S DEAD
Can newfags expecting to be rich overnight leave? Haven't you seen all the people regretting having BTC ETH or LINK when it was too early? It's very simple when it comes to actual crypto and not rugpulls: hold and earn.

[Anonymous No.27519305]

>>27519009
Well that pepe just screams "expert" so I guess you're right. We should all sell.

[Anonymous No.27519333]

>>27519121
Also you have to be on 1m-4h. Change it to 12h so you don’t kill yourself

[Anonymous No.27519345]

August 2022, I'm sitting in my shitty old car is making strange noises, ''It's OVERHEATING!!... turn GREEN you stupid traffic light! FUUUUUUUUCK!''.
The gentleman on the other lane sitting in his green jaguar looks at me in disgust, then closes his window.
Did i just scream this? I can't take it anymore. My mind is melting.These last two years were too hard, first this virus, then the job, then the lockdowns and the masks,
the hyperinflation and the earthquake.
What's fucking next? Ho yeah, this vaccine I refuse.They are probably right to ban me from public spaces, I'm not even worth it anymore.
I was gonna make but I was fooled by all this internet boards bullshit, I even had to sold my precious bitcoins to pay the rent, now I'm fucked.
A horn wakes me up, the light was green, but it's to much for my old ford and I end up pushing it to the next parking lot in despair.
I have to find a job, I can't miss the interview. I need to walk there, I need something to eat something before.
I got some bitcoin dust left from the good times, I can afford this luxury.
I spot this dirty looking anon walking with his dog and say to him :
-Yo! you covid-proof? Could you go and buy a meal for me, I'll buy you one, I got some bitcoin left!
-Bitcoin? where have you been this last two months? Bitcoin is dead since they revealed who satoshi was,fuck these chinese man, I've lost everything!
But, hey man you know what? I got some Shiba left I'll buy you a meal instead you look like being in trouble!
-Shiba? I answered, suddenly remembering all my shibillions in my old shitcoins account.
-Yeah shiba man! I got about 200 left, I buyed a few thousand of these doggies when the governement decided to ban paper money and metals.
-Wait you got only 200 Shiba and you gonna buy me a meal? I answered starting to feel my legs weakening.
-Hahaha you must live in a cave man, but at least your funny, a bigmac is less than a shibacent so don't worry I will pay it for you!

Holly shit anon!

[Anonymous No.27519483]

>>27519345
please tell me you just thought this up and it’s not a copypasta cuz that’s fucking hilarious

[Anonymous No.27519647]

>>27518811
because that was like a 32 ETH buy anon, of course when shit pumps like that it's gonna dump. My $400 was worth $9000 at the peak lmao. Will it ever reach that price again? probably not. but ~0.00000005 isn't outside the realm of possibility

[Anonymous No.27519829]

>>27519483
Not copypasta, I wish I could push the style but I'm not a native english speaker.

[Anonymous No.27520728]

>>27519345
fucking kek'd
wagmi

[Anonymous No.27520845]

Adios, I'm out. Doubled my money and sold my stack. I'll buy back in when it dips to 100 or 75. Still waiting for gate

[Anonymous No.27521123]

>>27518130
>we'll keep trading like junkies
I'd keep doing it because I don't think one single million is enough to live off of forever. It'd certainly make me set if i'm not stupid with further investments.

[Anonymous No.27521289]

Its back at 0.000000002!!! Im gonna be a zillionaire!

[Anonymous No.27521553]

>>27521123
1m is absolutely not enough to retire on these days. You need at minimum 4m to quit your job if you're good about how you invest after the fact.

The trick is taking a lot of risk when you're young, dumping your earnings in safer bets more and more as you amass your money. Once you start to have more to lose (kids, mortgages, business) you dial the risk back on your total portfolio.

[Anonymous No.27521810]

>>27509704
How does yours show the $$$ amount? Mine does not.

[Anonymous No.27522005]

We're breaking that 170 resistance tonight hopefully.
>>27519345
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.27522204]

>>27522005
If we end at 170 tonight, that would make me so happy. That would confirm potential shabillionarehood. That’s steady growth. I would coom. I would sell my gf back to the circus to buy more shib

[Anonymous No.27522232]

>>27521810
It only did Sunday for some reason. I have to use a swap to show me how much I own.
>>27521553
You Americans can't live with a million? That said, in my commie country I probably need more than one just to pay taxes.

[Anonymous No.27522381]

>>27522232
The fuck? Just for taxes? I live in Los Angeles and these taxes make me want to burn socialist countries to the floor

[Anonymous No.27522741]

>>27522232
Not a chance, America is a dystopian hellhole when it comes to financial security. Especially if you plan on paying whatever your eventual medical bills are with your investment money.

[Anonymous No.27523055]

>>27522381
60% taxes baby. At this point it's better to never go back to FIAT since I have no doubt we'll be able to use crypto to buy all we need to live in a couple cycle. You can already buy food with it I guess. And if I never cash out the govt will think I'm a poorfag and put me on gibs so I can pay my rent this way.
I guess we'll see, I'm already a shibillionaire anyways.

[Anonymous No.27523116]

>>27521553
Well no, I'd put half of it in a roth, then spend the rest on buying some houses, and the kids education/ college fund.

I wouldn't retire.

[Anonymous No.27523207]

>>27519333
ah yeah
>>27519647
i sure hope it does i only put seventeen dollars in

[Anonymous No.27523315]

>>27523116
Humans crave structure. I’d for sure keep my job, just wouldn’t work as much. I’d enjoy the small things more.

[Anonymous No.27523432]

Man those volumes are so low. Does that mean that everyone is just holding? Isn't that very good news?

[Anonymous No.27523452]

>>27522005
Steady growth to 200 LEZ GO

[Anonymous No.27523704]

>>27497967
49b

[Anonymous No.27523849]

>>27523116
Honestly any investments involving traditional banks is not a great idea right now, at least in the US. The GME shit could mean some serious problems with bank solvency if it works out that way. Even if it doesn't, US fiat with chinese nonsense isn't going good places.

Buy physical assets like houses/PM as a wealth store outright once you can afford them. Use any of your investment money on bigger/safer crypto, then keep about 2% of your net worth tops for bullshit play around crypto like this.

[Anonymous No.27524043]

December 31st, 2021. It's almost noon, I wake up, surrounded by hookers blow and prescription drugs. I get up and do a fat line of blow of off an unconscious escorts bare titties, after that, I walk towards the bathroom, trying not to trip over the naked whores who are all passed out on my yuge white alpaca rug. I reach the door to my bathroom, I grab the crystal door knob and turning it and opening the door to my massive white marble bathroom with an infinity shower. I step in, get naked and turn the 24k gold plated faucet knob to turn on my 24k gold shower head. I get in, lather my body in the finest soaps and products known to man. I get out, feeling like a new man. I then dry myself off with the highest quality towel in existence, it feels like your mothers ass cheeks, soft and delicate. I call over my butler, Mustafa. Did I mention that I live in Dubai? Anyway, I have him fetch me my tailored blue Alexander McQueen suit, with my brown Ralph Lauren Purple Label Crocodile loafers. He sprays me with Giorgio Armanis "Armani Code", he than hands me the keys to my brand new the 2021 Mercedes E63S AMG, which I purchased the day before for 1000000 SHIB. I take my phone out and send all the whores 50 SHIB each, for the night before. I do one last line of coke before I head out. Getting out of the front door, I press the ignition button on my keyfob twice, hearing the twin turbo'd V8 from the Merc come to life. I head towards the the sound of the rumbling engine, I get in, reverse out the garage. I open the gates of my massive mansion, I exit out the gates, instantly putting my foot down all the on the peddle. Speeding towards the heart of Dubia to meet with the sheikhs on which coin we're going to pump and dump today, before the new years. We're all sipping martinis and smoking cuban cigars on the top floor of the Burj Khalifa, 2700 feet above the Earth.


Buy low, sell high. Hold the fucking coin. Meme the fuck out of it. We'll all be fucking rich.

[Anonymous No.27524074]

>>27523849
This is for when you're an old fuck that is. If you're still relatively new and have nothing assets wise, feel free to use whatever you can on volatile crypto. 70/30 ETH/shitcoins is the highest I'd personally go in that circumstance.

[Anonymous No.27524371]

>>27524043
this coin has so much meme power

[Anonymous No.27524393]

>>27524043
>>27519345
Fucking based.
Meme it frens.
It’s about the meme not the value. Value will follow the meme.

[Anonymous No.27525282]

"DOGERS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be DOGERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE DOGERS" he thought. Shib Dreams are Made of These reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the 9 SHIB wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of Indians after dark. "With 20bil, you can make it anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

[Anonymous No.27525437]

>>27509704
>>27521810
>>27522232
yeah mine showed for like 10 minutes Sunday when we hit 0.00000008 lmao

[Anonymous No.27525591]

It’s been sitting at 153/154 for a while right? Or am I just getting high off chems at work

[Anonymous No.27525818]

>>27497641

[Anonymous No.27526149]

>>27525591
You need to stop looking at 1m graph. There's a clear upward trend but it's gonna need a big buy to break through the 170 resistance. Honestly you should just stop looking at it and let it pump.
Make some pastas with us, it'll cheer you up.

[Anonymous No.27526154]

>>27525818
While this is true, DOGE will never come anywhere near SHIB's total supply

[Anonymous No.27526374]

>>27525818

This image reeks of Indian style English.

[Anonymous No.27526785]

>>27525818
Can we let someone that's speaks English as a first language write these?

[Anonymous No.27526863]

>>27526374
Yeah it's clearly some Pajeet that's bought the top and is now coping with diarrhea because he can't hold.

[Anonymous No.27527117]

Is it true that this can't be swapped back to eth?

[Anonymous No.27527140]

>>27526149
I’m not, just noticed every time I was checking into thread and graph. And noticed that every time. Personally I like to use 12h

[Anonymous No.27527338]

>>27527117
No. Liquidity is solid now that whales stopped being tards

[Anonymous No.27527407]

>>27497641
BASED AND SHIBAPILLED

[Anonymous No.27527414]

>>27527140
Hot damn the 12h looks nice.

[Anonymous No.27527795]

>>27527414
Yeah it makes it very obvious that it survived the PnD and is only getting stronger.
I wonder where all the "rugpull" niggers are now.
Probably lost everything to some shitcoins.

[Anonymous No.27527803]

>>27527414
For real, 12h chart looks like a bull flag

[Anonymous No.27528283]

>>27527795
Probably shilling whatever the next newest most exciting coin is, while us kings are sitting on billions.


What’s going to be your first car once we ride, kings?

[Anonymous No.27528632]

>>27525818
>fucking telegram niggers keep spamming this
Those fuckers can barely comprehend English and are going to make us all tank with their retarded spams and panic sell.

[Anonymous No.27528651]

>>27528283
I'm quite happy with my modest Honda accord. I'm gonna buy a full suit of plate armor, which is what I always said I'd do if I won the lotto.
Then I'd buy my wife the electric violin she's wanted for a while now.

[Anonymous No.27528738]

>>27504350
Based level headed no emotion trader

[Anonymous No.27528830]

>>27501072
I sure fucking hope so.

[Anonymous No.27529014]

Using MetaMask and trying to swap for some more, and getting "No quotes available", even after changing slippage to higher.
Anyone else?

[Anonymous No.27529042]

>>27505728
61.8 then moon

[Anonymous No.27529151]

>>27497641
Your coin is dead faggot it's 20% of what it was 3 days ago and it keeps dumping slowly.

It's over. Admit it.

[Anonymous No.27529303]

>>27529014
Same, I think no one is selling because of the gas fees and the trend. Another bullish indicator that once the gas gets cheaper we're mooning.
Get on hotbit or use https://1inch.exchange/#/ETH/SHIB it works but they warn you the slippage is high.

[Anonymous No.27529413]

>>27529151
Thanks for telling me, I'm convinced now, dumping my trillions to buy more XRP.

[Anonymous No.27529422]

>>27529014
Go to Uni, doing it direct through metamask gets you absolutely terrible exchange prices anyway.

[Anonymous No.27529519]

>>27529422
Uni says, "Insufficient liquidity for this trade."

[Anonymous No.27529526]

>>27529151
Purchased at top confirmed

Cry some more faggot, and go back to shilling Akita. Us gentlemen will continue to watch our shibillions grow over the next couple weeks

[Anonymous No.27529721]

>>27529519
Everybody is holding their bags because of gas I assume.

[Anonymous No.27529819]

>>27529151
>dumping slowly
Why don't you zoom out a little son
And buy shib

[Anonymous No.27529837]

>>27529721
Uni just went through. It kept fluctuating between fuck off and go.

[Anonymous No.27530020]

>>27529837
How much did you get?

[Anonymous No.27530170]

>>27530020
Total of 3.4b

[Anonymous No.27530477]

>>27530170
On your way to make it.

[Anonymous No.27530903]

>>27529837
The liquidity is there, UNI just bugs out now and then about it. Don't freak if it say it, just wait a few minutes.

[Anonymous No.27532012]

Has anyone heard any more news about Shibaswap?

[Anonymous No.27532129]

>>27529819
This
Need to zoom out to get the whole picture

[Anonymous No.27532274]

Also is there a nonfaggy nonshilly discord/group chat anyone here is on?

[Anonymous No.27533706]

>>27529819
ehh
i mean really
ehh