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Do you think its possible to train crows or magpies to fetch silver and jewelry for you?

Has anyone had success with this business model before?

>> No.27457402

damn i guess ill die poor and crowless...

>> No.27457711

>>27457402
Train them to peck the eyes of the homeless, collect retinas and sell them to acid attack victims in UK

>> No.27458424

>>27456180

>business model

kek

>> No.27459681

>>27456180
Kek idk op you gotta be really nice tocrows they are like top five smartest animals. If your nice to them ya probably but theyll also bring u stuff u dont want

>> No.27459713

>>27457711
Also check. Looks like your going to be a super villain with a crow army

>> No.27459780

>>27456180
Where to buy?

>> No.27459816

>>27457711
Crows are nature's dystopian facial recognition system

>> No.27460063

>>27459713
i was born for this

>> No.27460577

>>27459780
> he doesn't know that the crows in the trees at the park are free
NGMI

>> No.27460841

>>27460577
Literally this, crows are free, they come to you if you have food. You can literally take them home, I have taken over 9000 crows so far

>> No.27461098

It is illegal to own a crow in every state in the U.S. They say its because its a "migratory bird" and "hard to care for"

Really though they don't want you to have a silver hunter that can live for 15 years that cannot be used as a meat source. The jewish penny finder fears the crow coin farmer.

>> No.27461328

>>27456180
the Japanese literally did this.
they made a vending machine in Tokyo that dispenses cheap crow food. crows would scrounge for change around the city and buy food
not even shitting you but cbf looking it up

>> No.27461905

>>27461328
what is crow food