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This can't be fucking happening. I have been dry heaving and throwing up all night. I'm literally going to pass out. My life is fucking ruined. I put my entire life savings, my rent money, maxed out my credit line, and even a second mortgage into GME at $400. I panicked and sold everything at 180 this afternoon. My pregnant wife can't stop screaming and crying because I just fucked both of our lives up. She literally begged me not to do this. I am now hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt. I haven't even paid my fucking rent for last month. I sold our car over the weekend. This was supposed to be my big break. I don't deserve this. I was supposed to win. Why did this happen to me?

>> No.27453969

didn't read lol, buying more gme at open

>> No.27453997

>>27453905
>why did this happen to me?
youve been losing your whole life, surely youre used to it now.

>> No.27454000

>>27453905
GEEEZZ DOOOD....

>> No.27454019

>>27453969
same, assuming it hasn't gone up by then.
i stupidly only bought 20 tonight after close.

>> No.27454030

>>27453905
Take a loan and buy more GME, OP.
You're definitely gonna make it this time.

>> No.27454093

>>27453905
tears of a clown

>> No.27454097

You're an idiot. You're the only one responsible for your irresponsible actions. You should never invest money that you're not willing to lose into any kind of volatile investment. That's the number one rule of investing.

>> No.27454166

>>27453905
I hope this is a shitpost...
If it isn't, then HA HA HA HA, you fucking idiot.
Are you bald with a beard by any chance?

>> No.27454169

>>27453905
it seems my friend the snake oil salesman was in town, he is a complete fraud but do i have the deal of a lifetime for you, i have these buckets of sand im sure you'd be interested in.

>> No.27454248

>>27453905
>rent money
>second mortgage
proofread your larp m8

>> No.27454269

>my pregnant wife

You remember that Jamal fellow, anon?

>> No.27454272

I’d you’re paying rent what is your first mortgage for? Since you took out a second one....

>> No.27454273

>>27453905
Lmao what’s the story behind this pic? Lemme guess his favourite onlyfans girl didn’t respond to his superchat

>> No.27454283
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27454283

>>27453905
Pics of your pregnant wife?

>> No.27454288
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>>27453905

>> No.27454318

>>27453905
This is your reward for being an idiot

>> No.27454363

>>27453905
Buy back in at the dip, its mooning tomorrow

>> No.27454416

If you go all-in tomorrow you can still become a millionaire, GME will hit $10k EOM

>> No.27454435

>>27453905
The Dominican staring at him in the background make this picture funnier

>> No.27454441

>>27453905
nice larp, make it more believable next time

>> No.27454446

>>27453905

Hahaha i hope this is real and your suicide removes one more retard from the world

>> No.27454473

>>27453905
>Rent
>2nd mortgage
If you are going to larp, at least make it kind of realistic

>> No.27454477

>>27454166
whoa pussy, hold the fuck up
whats wrong with being bald withs a beard?
i didnt buy into jew tactics

>> No.27454483

>>27453905
If this is real I'm sorry about your ignorance of investing

>> No.27454493

>>27454318
>>27454097
>>27454093
>>27454030
>>27454000
>>27453997
>taking the OP seriously
>believing yourself to be intellectually superior to others

>> No.27454500

The absolute state of this board when a larp this lazy gets this many replies.

>> No.27454515

>>27453905
delicious pasta

>> No.27454531

>>27453905
its already above 450 in european markets. Why didn't you just hold like everyone said?

>> No.27454537

bait
not giving you the (you)

>> No.27454562

>>27454363
Knowing his luck his cash may be unsettled. Although I doubt he's using any platform other than shitty Robinhood so maybe he can.

>> No.27454584

>>27454493
Shut up faggot I was making a Sam Hyde revere

>> No.27454588

yea im definitely reposting this pasta tomorrow

>> No.27454617

Didn't read
Sorry about Doge dude

>> No.27454624

>>27453905
>sold everything at 180
WHY!?!

TD Ameritrade in-depth quotes report that 125% of shares are STILL SHORTED, meaning either articles about covers are blatant lies, the Hedge Funds themselves lied about their percentage of shorts, or new shorts came in to replace the ones that covered.

Trading volume was less than 1/3 the ten-day moving average, and five of those ten days was before the initial squeeze five days ago, so the trading volume was incredibly low today. This means most people held, and most of the volume we see is from Hedge Funds. It also means that because volume was so low, the Hedgies CAN'T HAVE COVERED, like they claim.

Analysis of individual trades of tranches of shares show that many shares had extremely unrealistically low bid prices. In many cases, the ask was hundreds of dollars, but the bid was only $3 to $5, and yet the shares were still sold. This happens when two or more Hedge Funds trade shares back and forth between each other in an attempt to artificially lower the share price reported on the ticker. This is known as a "Ladder Attack".

Finally, there has been an unrealistically huge negative FUD campaign on all Internet channels about GME today, as well as patently FALSE attributions of WSB attempting to squeeze the [Au] market. All manner of stocks other than GME are being shilled as distractions to dilute the buying power of our collective. These attributions are all false, and probably arise from a paid astroturfing campaign by either Hedge Funds or their angel investors.

What does all this mean?

It means the Hedge Funds and their investors and parent companies ARE PANICKING!

It means WE ARE WINNING, if we only BUY THE DIP, and HOLD what we have!

The sheer magnitude of the dirty tricks campaign being waged by elite Wall Street against the retail investor is an EXTREMELY BULLISH BUY SIGNAL.

>> No.27454647

>>27453905
How are you still renting if you have a mortgage nice larp

>> No.27454690

>>27453905
LARP

>> No.27454727

>>27454477
Well, for starters, you look like every other mediocre faggot in existence.
And I could probably fuck you in the ass with a wine bottle and make you enjoy it, little bitch boy.

>> No.27454735

>>27454584
He doesn't know about the F-150 film package.

>> No.27454757

>>27453905
i really dont want to believe someone could be so stupid.

>> No.27454839

>>27453905
Not believable

>> No.27454914

>>27453969
based, check my dubs, fuck the jews doesn't matter anymore

>> No.27455015

Post pics or gtfo

>> No.27455189

>>27454000
Best I can do is like... 3 dollas?

>> No.27455572

Lol bro already 320 in Germany

>> No.27455729

>>27453905
I for one commend you on your le shitpost, good sir. ;-)

>> No.27455738

>>27453905
Post pics of pregnant wife with timestamp and i'll send you some eth.

>> No.27455774
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27455774

>>27453905
nice meme

>> No.27455784

>>27453905
This is a copypasta right

>> No.27455804

>>27454735

US Marine is strong, he drives the Dodge Ram.

Building construction worker's fast, he drives the Scion TC.

>> No.27456010

>>27453905
It's a trick question, this is a work of fiction. A falsehood.

>> No.27456061

>>27453905
OP abandoned thread??

>> No.27456124

>>27454493
An act an act! It's all an act!

>> No.27456139

>>27453905
guys this is true. im his friend in real life and he seriously fucked up. hes a devout hindu man so please pray for him to vishnu

>> No.27456188

This can't be fucking happening. I have been dry heaving and throwing up all night. I'm literally going to pass out. My life is fucking ruined. I put my entire life savings, my rent money, maxed out my credit line, and even a second mortgage into GME at $400. I panicked and sold everything at 180 this afternoon. My pregnant wife can't stop screaming and crying because I just fucked both of our lives up. She literally begged me not to do this. I am now hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt. I haven't even paid my fucking rent for last month. I sold our car over the weekend. This was supposed to be my big break. I don't deserve this. I was supposed to win. Why did this happen to me?

>> No.27456250

>>27454727
>Wants to bang dude butt

Confirmed gay.

>> No.27456273

>>27456139
I'm going to pray to shiva to annihilate this dumbass

>> No.27456325

>>27453905
I wish this wasn't a larp. It's too gud.

>> No.27456338

>>27453905
Let's be honest, 400 was the ATH and it's safe to say that at that point it wasn't excatly at a dip...
FOMO my friend, that's what got you. The best you can hope for is to declair bankruptcy, you are probably gona lose everything, you risked too much, but, you only get one shot at this life and you at least tried (as fucking stupid as it was to do it when you did) but that's life. Accept that you fucked up, then move on. Nothing can change it, sitting in self pity will resolve nothing.

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>>27454493
why yes I am

>> No.27456396

>>27453905
Sneed

>> No.27456425

>>27454019
>looks at aftermarket trading
>looks at german market open
very safe assumption anon :)

>> No.27456459

>>27453905
AH geeze dude it's these pills i'm on

>> No.27456460

>>27454000
this is your out oppie

>> No.27456475

>>27453905
This called 'natural selection'

>> No.27456479

>>27454914
Cool it with the anti-semitic remarks

>> No.27456559

>>27453905
Is this physique achievable natty?

>> No.27456600
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27456600

>>27453905
neat

>> No.27456749

no you didn't.

>> No.27456802

>>27453905
Pics or it didn't happen, newfriend. Work on your lurkin

>> No.27456809

didn't read lol

>> No.27456949

Excellent LARP, it brings me weird feelings knowing there are people out there who really did this kind of shit.

>> No.27457162

>>27453905
>My life is fucking ruined. I put my entire life savings, my rent money, maxed out my credit line, and even a second mortgage into GME at $400.

It's called natural selection retard. Go die outside.

>> No.27457234

>>27453905
Just hold

>> No.27457306

>>27456425
>volume in single digits

>> No.27457917

>>27453905
Why do you feel the need to lie on the internet?

>> No.27458104

>>27454624
Please go back to r*ddit faglover

>> No.27458235

>>27453905
nice try jewshill

>> No.27458243

>>27453905
>Things that didn’t happen

>> No.27458258

>>27453905
That was foolish. I'm buying today, also Doge and a few others.

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>>27453905
Rule number one: only invest as much as you can lose. Fucking retard. Have fun waging your full live just to pay back your fucking mistake bro.

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>>27458394
>replying to bait

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>>27453905
>poors making poor financial and life decisions
Color me surprised. You should have bought at <100 and sold at >400

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>>27453905

>> No.27458695

>>27453905
cool, but post this on reddit. stop killing biz threads

>> No.27458877

>>27458104
Bro he's literally taking down wall street kikes and making em bleed money out of their blown out asses while you're FUDing on an anime messageboard for Moshe and Abraham

youre unironically a kike loving nigger. You better go get some sleep for your internship giving circumcisions

>> No.27458882

>>27458482
Thats a dude, dude.

>> No.27459071

>Why did this happen to me?

I doubt this is real but its simple cause and effect. For some reason many go through life thinking that instead of playing sensible odds they can do reckless things and think somehow they will be immune from the workings of Themis.

>> No.27459778

well there goes another dude like me.
i made similar mistakes like my friend but i did not have a preggie wife WTF ?
i got help from a hacker called jamiex, he helped me get my life back on track after all i lost.
you can contact him a explain to him what happened, this is his mail, creditrepairmannetwork/AT/gmail/DOT/com

>> No.27460631

>>27459778
thanks dude. I just gave him my drivers license, my social security number and credit card info and he said he'll have my shit fixed in the morning

thank you so much anon you're a lifesaver