/smg/ Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.27442973]

Goodnight Sleep Tight Editioni

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
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>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://e-hentai.org/g/1759272/c1c4b2d923/
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Options!!??

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Links for Bulls
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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>>27438636

[Anonymous No.27443016]

Good morning I love GTE

[Anonymous No.27443119]

TLS=Deep State
Join tomorrow
Goodnight

[Anonymous No.27443141]

Can anyone explain to me how the short sale restriction didn't apply to GME in today's short ladder attacks?
Maybe I'm misunderstanding how SSR works or how ladders are applied?

[Anonymous No.27443149]

I thought Merrill edge was based but I guess bankers gotta be kikes.
>pic of banned securities in margin
What is up with this list ? Pretty fucking random besides the top 3. What am I missing ?

[Anonymous No.27443183]

>>27443141
Youre forgetting restrictions only apply to losers like you

[Anonymous No.27443247]

SRAC is also a thing I own, I haven't shilled it much because they're high on no news but space is cool

[Anonymous No.27443261]

Does anyone have that pic with Bobo about to snipe a green wojack?

[Anonymous No.27443264]

>>27443149
stuff hedge funds were planning to short

[Anonymous No.27443347]

>>27442987
AQB has a max pain of 10 for the 19th and max pain of 7.5 for mid next month. This could change, but you may want to buy in a bit lower guys, or mess with their options.

[Anonymous No.27443369]

Well, after losing 25% of initial funds to panic buying silver (I was sleep-deprived then, as well; I'm also mad I lost it in such stupid way, I thought I'm going to lose it on memes like GME) I decided to calm the fuck down, put down the memes and invest in index funds I can manage 24h (that means morning before going to work and after work). So far I'm in loss again, but trends seem to be in my favor and I'm at 13% profit shorting Volx, so I'm optimistic.

[Anonymous No.27443375]

>>27443149
All those other ones were being heavily shorted too, jews are trying to buy more time to exit scam before theyre margin called for the value of their entire firm

[Anonymous No.27443387]

I bought some CLF today because I hate niggers

[Anonymous No.27443389]

>>27443261
no but I have this

[Anonymous No.27443422]

>>27443149
Literally every single thing mentioned here dude.

Let’s test it

NAK

[Anonymous No.27443479]

The market is about to get it's shit pushed in!

[Anonymous No.27443496]

Was thinking of picking up some NIO tomorrow. What do you all think, good time to buy?

[Anonymous No.27443500]

>>27443261
Here anon, this one's even better.

[Anonymous No.27443525]

China is involved in gme somehow. I think they’re behind wsb takeover

[Anonymous No.27443545]

>>27443387
ends don't justify the means there tranny

[Anonymous No.27443554]

>>27443369
Btw. Got any recommendations when it comes to articles, books ect?

[Anonymous No.27443559]

>>27443387
uh dude, you're not supposed to be racist outside of /b/, and even there it's just as a joke, read the rules. I just got here and even I know that.

[Anonymous No.27443589]

>>27442973
NOK is the most comfy hold. Best memestock that's not actually a memestock.

[Anonymous No.27443623]

>>27443545
Pfff what ever

[Anonymous No.27443625]

>>27443496
There are 50 things I'd buy before NIO.
What makes someone look at NIO and say yeah, that's worth passing up every other opportunity on my watchlist?

[Anonymous No.27443635]

>>27443559

[Anonymous No.27443637]

>>27443496
VOLATILE

[Anonymous No.27443658]

holy fucking shit
> futures

[Anonymous No.27443663]

nvda

[Anonymous No.27443676]

>>27442973
sleep tight OP

[Anonymous No.27443679]

>>27443422
WFH fags be honest how bad is it? T

[Anonymous No.27443682]

>buy dozens of different tickers
>set 0.001% stop loss
>literally printing money

Why dont more people do this?

[Anonymous No.27443684]

>CRBP market close to AH pump

What the FUCK, I thought this pajeet bioshit was dead in the water?

[Anonymous No.27443701]

81 shares of AMC at $17

I’ll be holding this shit until the last multiplex is demolished to make room for condominiums.

[Anonymous No.27443757]

>>27443663
Who dis

[Anonymous No.27443760]

>>27443682
I only have $13 in my bank account

[Anonymous No.27443770]

>>27443625
Chinks actually made a well made ev and are ramping up production. Just in it for the money really.

[Anonymous No.27443773]

>>27443684
That’s a nice cat. Post more cats doing water related things

[Anonymous No.27443793]

Buying UVXY puts, thoughts?

[Anonymous No.27443823]

>>27443682
LINE ONLY GO UP

[Anonymous No.27443828]

>>27443682
Easier to do with SPACs

[Anonymous No.27443836]

got anything queued up, /smg/?

[Anonymous No.27443863]

>>27443625
I'm just doing my DD on a bunch of stocks. thinking, not buying for sure my guy. Got anymore for me to research into?

[Anonymous No.27443867]

>>27442973
Dude clf tranny literally uses a bot to shill. Theres no way hes this much of a no life loser.

Literally 5 am lunch time midnight 11 pm 10 pm 630 am 7 am. Literally 24 hours a day

[Anonymous No.27443888]

>>27443682
>What is an actively managed fund?

[Anonymous No.27443908]

The real story behind the scenes is that people found out that there were "missing" or "fake" Gamestop shares. FAKE. SHARES. This leads to the question, how many fake shares are there of other companies? Imagine how much money you could make with buying and selling fake shares. This is the apocalypse.

[Anonymous No.27443919]

Buy MOMO or die poor

[Anonymous No.27443928]

I am happy to be alive again

[Anonymous No.27443947]

>>27443793
I bought VIXY calls so it’s probably a good idea to do the opposite of me.

[Anonymous No.27443961]

>>27443663
God I want to suck on some titties.

[Anonymous No.27443963]

>>27443867
>Theres no way hes this much of a no life loser.
Where do you think you are

[Anonymous No.27443964]

>>27443682
Wouldn't price fluctuations trigger almost all of the stop losses instantly?

[Anonymous No.27443992]

>>27443888
I have no idea, why are you asking me?

[Anonymous No.27444004]

>>27443908
>fake shares
Literal fan fiction

[Anonymous No.27444016]

>>27443347
Sorry, I'm too much of an amateur to really be dealing with options, so I don't know what those would entail. Interesting that there's likely some time to wait for it to drop a little lower though, thanks for the info.

[Anonymous No.27444074]

>>27443867
>Theres no way hes this much of a no life loser.
are you sure about that?

[Anonymous No.27444098]

>futures
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.27444186]

>>27444098
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.27444191]

Is the market safe again? I finally almost hit 5 fig portfolio but I’m like 90% cash. Gme is scaring me

[Anonymous No.27444201]

when its comfy smg coming back. I miss ebussy posting already

[Anonymous No.27444212]

who else sleeping like this knowing they sold some reddit fag their AMC and GME bags at the tippy top. got out @ 18.90 and 355 respectively.

[Anonymous No.27444248]

>>27444098
Crude bumped up. Most everything is tied into oil prices.

[Anonymous No.27444283]

Ahem...

GRPS

That is all.

[Anonymous No.27444293]

>>27443867
Have you seen that fat fucking loser?

[Anonymous No.27444319]

>>27444201
ebussy posting never takes off because it's not publicly traded

>>27444212
>sold at $420.69

[Anonymous No.27444337]

>>27444004
Really? You don't think people are trying to fake shares? Imagine you just added a few shares onto a large purchase, nobody would notice. Then you do it millions of times, and its all washed out by high frequency traders. We're talking about numbers in a computer, not fucking pieces of paper. You'd make insane amounts of money. And they did.

[Anonymous No.27444356]

>>27443770
>>27443863
Bull case it doubles. If they can't scale or if they run into government problems they're in trouble.
Just feels risky to me. RIDE has support from GM, TSLA has a huge cash moat, those seem less risky. Since any of these companies could fail I am also thinking just going with an ETF like DRIV, evening out my risk/reward.

[Anonymous No.27444363]

Is tqqq where most people buy LEAPS?

[Anonymous No.27444365]

> We didn’t want to stop people from buying stocks and we certainly weren’t trying to help hedge funds.
kikery is afoot

[Anonymous No.27444393]

>>27444363
Wondering this too.

[Anonymous No.27444402]

>>27444212
14.50 and 375 respectively. I don't smoke crack.

[Anonymous No.27444413]

>>27443908
Does over-shorting mean there are "fake" shares? Genuinely asking because I've been thinking along similar lines.

[Anonymous No.27444429]

Got bored as hell today so went on youtube. Got sucked into watching some dude review several pair of shoes. Ranged from 515 to 5000 in price. After a few minutes of that I was like "wtf does it mater, they all looked damn good to me" Hell I'm happy with my walmart shoes..

[Anonymous No.27444435]

WHO ELSE IS PUMPED ABOUT THE SILVER SQUEEZE?

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YEAH LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.27444451]

>>27444337
You have actually no idea how equities work and it’s hilarious. You can’t fake shares dude the whole market knows how many they are that’s how we calculate book value lmao

[Anonymous No.27444495]

>>27444212
based. Wish I hadn't bought back in after I sold at 345 but my retard brain decided to buy back in. Still got out at 270. I bought virgin SP(a)CE stock too. Also for algos buy NAK.

[Anonymous No.27444503]

>>27443387
Watch the offensive terms, or at least add an /s if you’re just trying to be edgy

[Anonymous No.27444506]

>>27444293
Unfortunately

[Anonymous No.27444522]

>>27443757
t0fuAndTitti3s

[Anonymous No.27444529]

>>27444337
you realize paper shares its easier to fake than digital, right? Stop coping, accept your mistakes of buying an almost dead company at 400 dollars

[Anonymous No.27444584]

>>27444451
There's genuinely something fucky afoot. Institutional ownership is >100%.

[Anonymous No.27444606]

>>27444435
Saying this again.
>Boomer Rocks
Ride the hype I respect, but fuck off with this squeeze bullshit.

[Anonymous No.27444618]

>>27444444

[Anonymous No.27444667]

>>27444606
bro im a stock expert on short interest now. now lets get into NOK

[Anonymous No.27444671]

>>27444413
Google synthetic longs

[Anonymous No.27444725]

>>27444402
niceeee and revised

[Anonymous No.27444724]

>>27444584
No there isn’t. They shorted over 100% which means they borrowed and then loaned those out to other institutions. Git gud

[Anonymous No.27444741]

>>27444584
Stock market isnt your 3rd world country tier election, stop with this stupidity. Gme was obviously an extremely short term play and very risky. I wouldnt hold that for more than 2 days

[Anonymous No.27444772]

>>27442973
Weed bros

[Anonymous No.27444805]

>>27444495
hell sounds like you're still up on it, way better than bag holding for the rest of eternity

[Anonymous No.27444891]

>>27444772
dude

[Anonymous No.27444915]

>>27444741
I'm already out nigger and I've been following this for months. It's clear you haven't.

[Anonymous No.27445029]

>>27444772
Bullish for SMG, bearish for when it inevitably fails

[Anonymous No.27445094]

1 day to cover

[Anonymous No.27445112]

>>27445029
Legalizing dude weed is unironically bullish for the federal govt. They 100% want us placated. Here in Canada the public awareness and intelligence noticably dropped within a year of it being legalized.

[Anonymous No.27445119]

>>27444606
back to red*it with you

[Anonymous No.27445131]

>>27444805
GME could be a good buy in a few months, but not rn desu. Reddit cult is gonna kill itself

[Anonymous No.27445157]

>>27444429
That’s why I have a Nike call, 145 6/18. Two earnings in between now and then

Niggers love their Nike

[Anonymous No.27445167]

>>27444772
Democrats will pass it to please their base

[Anonymous No.27445181]

>>27444915
gme short squeeze was memed for months, you are a fucking tourist with all your retarded conspiracy theories. Go fucking back

[Anonymous No.27445196]

BEST Penny stock that soon wont be a penny stock?

[Anonymous No.27445198]

>>27444772
I'm going full retard and making my portfolio 50% just cannabis. May God shine on my retard ass.

[Anonymous No.27445205]

>Bought silver years ago because I was afraid the government was going to crash and burn the dollar
>FFW now where normies want to crash the stock market
What the fuck is going on

[Anonymous No.27445226]

friendly reminder if you still hold GME or AMC you dont belong here

[Anonymous No.27445262]

>>27445112
Correct. They want a stupid and compliant population

[Anonymous No.27445286]

>>27442973
Is meme week over?
Can I close my positions in GME and AMC
I WANT TO GO BACK to how things were before meme week

[Anonymous No.27445293]

futures crabbing

[Anonymous No.27445301]

>>27445205
Sell half and then get it back (at a lower price) once normie retards that fell for hedgie scam sell off in a panic.

[Anonymous No.27445352]

>>27445226
Does it count if im holding 10$ worth of it?

jumped in for the meme

[Anonymous No.27445362]

>>27445196
gnus

[Anonymous No.27445364]

>>27445131
patiently waiting for dead cat bounce at bottom lol

[Anonymous No.27445366]

>>27445181
>no, you're the redditor! says the obvious redditor
lol ok

[Anonymous No.27445367]

>>27445196
NAK

[Anonymous No.27445388]

>>27442973
why the fuck didnt DFV sell? good fucking lord

is anyone else here tempted to chance it now that GME is in the 100s?

[Anonymous No.27445412]

opinions on HIMS?

[Anonymous No.27445422]

>>27444772
My SNDL calls are going to print money.

[Anonymous No.27445429]

>>27442973
can this x3 by EOY?

[Anonymous No.27445454]

How do I options trade VIX

[Anonymous No.27445492]

>>27445388
Victim of his own vanity.

[Anonymous No.27445500]

>>27445429
>hes still using robinjew

holy shit dude how do you even trust it? id be fucking worried of the sell button being removed when it goes up 100%

[Anonymous No.27445515]

>>27445301
These retards are buying silver online. Meanwhile most gold shops are closed down because they are non essential. All these fucking zoomers will be stuck with silver because they are too lazy to sell it online. Silver is going to sky rocket due to the physical demand. It will not be going down any time soon

[Anonymous No.27445519]

>>27445226
GME or AMC mooning or not determines the state of US equities. You'd be a moron if you're not watching it.

[Anonymous No.27445520]

>>27445388
>mfw Melvin offered him $80 million to hold his positions until they’re literally worthless, just to rally the normies to do the same because IF HE’S NOT SELLING, NEITHER AM I

[Anonymous No.27445617]

>>27445293
Everything is about to crash.

[Anonymous No.27445632]

>>27445519
You're delusional and are clearly a tourist form /pol/
Please close your Robinhood account and never come back

[Anonymous No.27445696]

>>27445388
he's not going to, and I bet he exercises the April calls

[Anonymous No.27445707]

>>27445388
Redditos prefer vanity to money

[Anonymous No.27445736]

>>27445226
wait do i sell amc? are memes really gone that quick now?

[Anonymous No.27445743]

>>27445500
i just liked being able to speculate on crypto with my stock gains and move funds around
i opened fidelity account over weekend, might move my stocks but i'll give it few more days, i'm lazy and it's a hassle

[Anonymous No.27445820]

Who else is going to buy some UONE for the black history month poomp?

[Anonymous No.27445846]

>>27445617
good

[Anonymous No.27445881]

>green at night, bobo's delight
>green in the morning, bobo take warning

[Anonymous No.27445925]

>Check Melvin's 13F, and then check the charts for their longs. Maybe its confirmation bias, but there appears to be a correlation. The sales would represent 70-80% of their total individual positions. It also looks like they exited some of their more conservative put positions like Kroger and Camping World to avoid another potential disaster.

[Anonymous No.27446040]

>>27445881
It was green all of last night except the first hour or two

[Anonymous No.27446061]

>>27445881
YOU DON'T EXIST REEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.27446084]

>>27445632
https://youtu.be/DNu_IT0mtiQ?t=355
https://youtu.be/DNu_IT0mtiQ?t=557

Watch this guy's demeanor at 5:55 and 9:17 and tell me he isn't worried about the situation. Look at how much he looks at his notes when Gamestop is brought up. The fact that this is even a question that is brought up is concerning.

[Anonymous No.27446087]

To think that DFV dude was sitting on 48 million and is now at 38 million. (Which will be maybe 30 million by 9:30 Tuesday). The moral of the tail? Sell while your ahead. Making statements means nothing. Profit is the only thing that maters. Take the money and run!.

[Anonymous No.27446105]

> dat double top on GME
It's ogre reddit

[Anonymous No.27446130]

[Anonymous No.27446140]

>>27445367
what happened to NAK? last time someone talked about it someone called them retards

[Anonymous No.27446143]

>>27445519
Compare their market caps you fuck tard. I bet you think you can moon nokia as well with your food stamps as well

[Anonymous No.27446147]

>>27446087
He literally cannot sell.

[Anonymous No.27446149]

Did anyone here hold GME before this shitshow happened?

[Anonymous No.27446150]

>>27444451
>you have no idea how X works
You are fucking stupid. YOU dont know how it works because NOBODY does. Thats the fucking problem. They cant deliver GME shares because nobody seems to fucking have them.

[Anonymous No.27446170]

>>27446040
I bought short positions Friday, and went from ecstatic to increasingly anxious and depressed as the night went on

[Anonymous No.27446188]

>>27444212
Sold gme at 440 feels super comfy, didn’t touch amc but will buy puts soon

[Anonymous No.27446190]

>>27446087
RK's thesis is unironically long term, how confused are you guys going to be when he's still posting updates in six months?

[Anonymous No.27446201]

>>27445881
Bears are not allowed to cum

[Anonymous No.27446217]

>>27446149
some guy's dad on reddit did, and some preteen nigger whose mother bought it for him

[Anonymous No.27446234]

>>27446149
get out newfag

[Anonymous No.27446259]

>>27446140
Being called a retard on /smg/ is the buy signal. Being called a faggot means you are infact a faggot and should sell

[Anonymous No.27446260]

>>27446087
I would have sold the shit out of that. I could have just bought a house in the countryside and never have to worry about the outside world ever again.

[Anonymous No.27446271]

>>27446143
Their market caps don't matter in comparison to how deeply leveraged some of these hedge funds are. IF they go red, they will have to liquidate their "safe" AAPLs and TSLAs

[Anonymous No.27446279]

>>27446149
i bought months ago at 7 dollars and sold at 9 dollars

[Anonymous No.27446282]

>>27444741
Its also rigged to shit by people trying to steal from each other "legally." The evidence points to something more systemic than just GME.

[Anonymous No.27446285]

>>27446149
I sold 50 shares in October when I was flipping stocks

Knowing me, I would’ve “held” through this ordeal and sold once it hit $100.

[Anonymous No.27446298]

>>27446149
go back

[Anonymous No.27446339]

>>27446149
No, nobody here has been discussing GME since summer of last year.

[Anonymous No.27446346]

>>27446149
i literally got zero sleep just to sell in premarket. i knew shit was going down i could feel it all weekend and friday and i figured 500% gains were good enough to not risk it

[Anonymous No.27446394]

>>27444413
From what I read it means shorted shares that are shorted again by next buyer.

[Anonymous No.27446417]

>>27446149
GME was being shilled on /smg/ since at least June
bunch of people were holding

[Anonymous No.27446457]

>>27445617

Would make sense considering I bought in this morning

[Anonymous No.27446481]

>>27446149
Fuck off newfag.

[Anonymous No.27446498]

Bearish divergence between copper and NASDAQ. Can't have tech without copper, this must be a fake pump.

[Anonymous No.27446526]

>>27446346
based. ill be selling my last 20 shares tomorrow but i dont want to wake up that early

[Anonymous No.27446582]

>>27446149
bought at 42, sold at 205

[Anonymous No.27446624]

On one hand I'm happy that a lot of /smg/ tards made it on GME

On the other I want it to dump because spammers and redditors are pretty annoying

[Anonymous No.27446628]

>>27445881
>In the end, it all turns to green

[Anonymous No.27446638]

The past week has been very humbling. I have been a good boy for all of 2020, buying low long positions, selling high. Made 35% profits. Then this GME meme came and I hopped in like a retard. Cutting my losses now bros. My portfolio is still green thanks to other, wiser investments I made but my ego is bruised as hell.
Investing is a good past time, you should definitely get into it and try to make your life better, but a good lesson is to never get in a hype. Especially if the media and Elon are in on it.

[Anonymous No.27446773]

>>27443554
yeah, go back

[Anonymous No.27446800]

Thoughts on PLUG/NIO/FCEL? Is the hydrogen fuel shit a meme or is their long term hodl value?

[Anonymous No.27446836]

Panic sold GME at a $250 loss today....regretting it now desu

I think it'll bleed more then bounce

I want back in so I set up a limit buy at $100. If it goes down to zero, would that he a wash sale if I sell at a loss?

[Anonymous No.27446897]

>>27445362
man don't get that shit put on a list too

[Anonymous No.27446968]

Since UVXY trends towards 0, today I bought 10 2023 1p. This is obviously a 3000 IQ play. I'll see you faggots on the moon.

[Anonymous No.27447019]

wsb was a funny place now full of people that just spam rockets

[Anonymous No.27447104]

>>27447019
this used to be a place free of faggots but now you're here

[Anonymous No.27447108]

>>27447019
It's about to be a funny place again once people start posting -94.65% drops in their portfolio due to gme

[Anonymous No.27447111]

>>27446638
If a stock increased 50x, chances are it's already pumped.

[Anonymous No.27447164]

>>27446638
>35% profits
coulda got those same gains on VTSAX/VSMAX, just sayin. the whole mkt exploded cuz the stimilusu money was 95% a free gift to jews and 5% a pittance for working gentiles

[Anonymous No.27447171]

>>27446084
Oh god he referenced the dotcom bubble in his answer. We crash in 6 weeks or less.

[Anonymous No.27447177]

>>27447104
i always been here tranny

[Anonymous No.27447179]

>>27445846
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT USING THIS IMAGE UNLESS YOU GET UP AT 3AM IN THE MORNING

[Anonymous No.27447195]

>>27447019
you have to go back

[Anonymous No.27447213]

>>27443676
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnjH2Ty5C8U

[Anonymous No.27447265]

How much of your net worth do you allocate to single stock speculation / meme shit?

[Anonymous No.27447332]

>>27446836
>Panic sold GME at a $250 loss today....regretting it now desu
>I think it'll bleed more then bounce

Don't. The "short squeeze" or whatever it was, was last week when it mooned to $400+. GME is going to $20 or so.
A hundred billion dollars worth of losses this year so far for hedgies, one leading hedge fund bankrupt and a minor liquidity crisis.

[Anonymous No.27447392]

is it chad or cringe to just buy "high" risk ETFs like the ARKs and clean energy ETFs?

[Anonymous No.27447406]

>>27447019
and now we have to deal with faggot refugees like you, what a shame

[Anonymous No.27447411]

>>27443261
Find it yourself
https://www.memeatlas.com/bobo-memes.html

[Anonymous No.27447423]

>>27446638
>35% in 2020
subtle trolling anon, everyone knows even single digit iqs made at least 60% returns in 2020

[Anonymous No.27447428]

>>27446150
Wrong and retarded

>>27446282
No it isn’t. It’s legit easier for little guys to sell as they don’t swing the equities they’re trying to profit off of. You are a moronic tourist caught up in a political game that has been hijacked by poltards and communists. Market manipulation is taken very seriously by the SEC. what you’re witnessing is the way it’s always worked and people who just learned about trading equities last month making huge conclusions (and grifters attempting to profit off of them.)

[Anonymous No.27447459]

>>27447265
all of it

[Anonymous No.27447470]

>>27447265
100%

[Anonymous No.27447510]

vodka and iced tea aint as good as i remember

[Anonymous No.27447512]

Whats the best actual hold for long term gains amongst all the meme ETFs?

HIBL
TQQQ
SOXL
FNGU

[Anonymous No.27447518]

>>27447392
making money is pretty cringe ngl

[Anonymous No.27447527]

>>27447177
you must have always been an ESL retard too then

[Anonymous No.27447537]

>>27447265
5%

[Anonymous No.27447539]

>>27446800
Im tossed up on hydrogen tech and it's efficiency comparied to lithium batteries, and I actually mean it's lack of efficiency. However it has it's advantages and could have a nich in the Green Energy push, and then it could be a big meme that gets dumped on like how plug was over $1000 back in the early 2000's. However PLUG is my biggest position and I'm sitting at a $7 average on it. In my opinion it there is alot of institutional investors in PLUG so I feel comfortable holding for a while.

[Anonymous No.27447547]

I have <1 fractional share left in GME in Fidelity, is there some way to sell it?
It's not big deal but I'd rather just sell it for some cash and clean up my position page.

[Anonymous No.27447548]

>>27443793
Yes

[Anonymous No.27447559]

>>27447392
cringe "mommy do the work for me" anon. one ETF should be 20-40% of your portfolio. the remainder consists of well researched picks and swing positions

[Anonymous No.27447578]

>>27447512
>meme ETF's
>long term
pick one

[Anonymous No.27447598]

>>27447512
MOMO and SPCE

[Anonymous No.27447604]

>>27442973
Boy this Melvin guy sounds like a real jerk!

[Anonymous No.27447635]

>>27446836

the shit is going nowhere but down nigger

the only upward movement will be from day traders because they know everyone is looking at it. other than that its going down every day until its back to a proper valuation

[Anonymous No.27447647]

>>27447547
buy more and try unloading everything at once?

[Anonymous No.27447648]

>>27447265
1.5% of my investment play money
.8% if I include my cash reserves
.2% if I include my retirement funds

[Anonymous No.27447665]

>DXY creeping up..

[Anonymous No.27447666]

>>27447392
Buying a non leveraged ETF is like watching another man fuck your female (male) wife

[Anonymous No.27447679]

>>27447265
usually I do 100%, 50/50, or do like 60/40.

Just do large trades, deposit more money keep the shit going. I eventually got a rental house and its paying me monthly.

[Anonymous No.27447704]

My gf is leaving me for a guy who wasn't retarded enough to hold onto AMC and instead sold at $17

[Anonymous No.27447742]

>>27447647
you cant even buy the fractional to fill it its so fucking annoying. i have 80 trapped in gme and its just bleeding to death

[Anonymous No.27447760]

>>27447265
It depends on if you're in 5 figure, 6 figure or even 7 figure hell

[Anonymous No.27447772]

>>27447647
I guess I could do that, like buy enough to get to one share and then sell it right after before price moves much (hopefully).

[Anonymous No.27447776]

>>27447392
she makes a lot of money and consistently, so why not choose ARK

[Anonymous No.27447783]

URTY+SOXL? good idea?

[Anonymous No.27447833]

>>27447742
>>27447772
Oh nvm then, that's fucking annoying.
So it's just stuck there forever?

[Anonymous No.27447852]

Alright /smg/ so all I need to do is make money is pick a decent stock, invest a good chunk of money. Wait for it to go up enough that I can turn a tidy profit, take that money and reinvest it? Rinse wash and repeat? It can’t be that simple can it?

[Anonymous No.27447866]

If you don't get expsoure to SENT, your going to rekt your self.

[Anonymous No.27447885]

>>27447772
you cant!

[Anonymous No.27447894]

>>27447265
I was 50% Gamestop at one point

[Anonymous No.27447902]

>>27447776
last year was the first "impressive" year for ark lol

[Anonymous No.27447912]

>>27447559
a combination of ETFs make up 45% of folio, low risk bluechip tech like AMZN, MSFT, and NVIDIA make up another 20%. The rest is used for memes and pajeet's favorite SPACs of the week.

[Anonymous No.27447925]

>>27447902
wrong, she's consistently beat the market

[Anonymous No.27447936]

How come when I try to link Robinhood to Coonbase Pro it gives me a bullshit "connectivity issue" error

I'm trying to move my stack into crypto and not trying to wait 2 weeks for RH -> Bank -> Crypto transfers.

[Anonymous No.27447950]

>>27447833
until jews are done loling at reddit

[Anonymous No.27447971]

>>27447852
no first you go back to whatever shithole you crawled out of

[Anonymous No.27447975]

>>27447852
> pick a decent stock
That’s the “not so simple” part.

[Anonymous No.27447988]

>>27447852
>Alright so all I need to do is make money is pick red or black, invest a good chunk of money, wait for the roulette wheel to land on that color so I can turn a tidy profit, take that money and re-invest it? it can't be that simple can it?

[Anonymous No.27448016]

>>27447783
Could do a lot worse.

[Anonymous No.27448037]

>>27447902
This person looks like they should be attractive but all I feel is disgust and an urge to smash it with a big hammer.

[Anonymous No.27448054]

>>27447392
i want to brush her teeth :)

[Anonymous No.27448075]

Bought TQQQ on Friday, PLTR today.
Man it's good to be a bullgangsta

[Anonymous No.27448087]

>>27447936
goyim please stay a bit longer in our broker

[Anonymous No.27448101]

>tfw buy index funds and shit and feel like my gains are so low compared to everyone else
did I miss out on the bull market of a lifetime?

[Anonymous No.27448134]

>>27448016
if you have a better idea then please by all means

[Anonymous No.27448148]

>>27447902
you don't consider 2017-2018's 100% gain or 2019-2020's 35% gain impressive? sure it's not last year's 150% gain but it's bretty friend

[Anonymous No.27448160]

>>27447975
>>27447988
Defense stocks go brrrrr

[Anonymous No.27448172]

my portfolio is entirely SNDL and APPL LEAPs

[Anonymous No.27448181]

okay guys seriously someone fucking help

>bagholding amc bb and nok after the jews halted trading

i barely put anything in there but it still sucks. im guessing i should sell amc what about the rest?

[Anonymous No.27448203]

>>27448101
There are new opportunities every day. Make your own bull market.

[Anonymous No.27448243]

>>27448181
your lack of understanding of nok is embarrassing.
what bag are you holding?

[Anonymous No.27448246]

>>27448172
Is it worth throwing $5k at SNDL?

[Anonymous No.27448270]

>>27448181
go ask reddit no one here cares about you

[Anonymous No.27448288]

>>27448148
not him but i cant consider anything but big reddit gains impressive anymore.

i just started looking at this shit in september and i got serious about december and so far ive had 500% on gme and i was up 500% on crypto but now the coin is up like 200-300%.

thinking of putting my shit in moon and arkk until i get my mind normal and just enjoy some comfy gains because now everything looks like shit to me if it isnt going up 100's of % constantly.

im hoping reddit spits out some more memes and coordinates 900 million to buy it again

[Anonymous No.27448301]

>>27448181
This is not financial advice.
>This is not financial advice.

However. NOK and BB could actually survive and grow as companies.

[Anonymous No.27448316]

>>27448101
Bull market of a decade. Equity bull market of a decade.

>>27448134
Totally sincere. We're sort of in a race between tech in general (TQQQ), semiconductors specifically, and all that other midcap/economy reopening shit in URTY. You can get outperformance with individual smart plays but as baseline ETFs, I think any of those 3 work.

[Anonymous No.27448341]

>>27443119
Wtf im buying

[Anonymous No.27448344]

>>27448243
well bb is down like 30%, amc is bleeding, nok down like 20%

i only dca into memes so i never lose a lot when this happens but it still sucks ive never seen my portfolio blood red before

[Anonymous No.27448368]

>>27448301
Nok maybe but not bb

[Anonymous No.27448403]

>>27447559
Cringe. Post portfolio.

[Anonymous No.27448421]

>>27443663
booba

[Anonymous No.27448431]

>>27448037
That’s because you’re an incel

[Anonymous No.27448432]

>>27443964
yes they would and this is how you know that guy is full of shit. never set a stop loss unless it's something like 30% below your buy-in. MMs will move the price up and down and trigger it. I did it once and learned my lesson.

[Anonymous No.27448439]

>>27448344
Nok is up like 10% from two weeks ago you just bought in the middle of a bubble. FOMO is bad. Don’t do it.

[Anonymous No.27448484]

>>27445286
no this rocket doesnt stop

[Anonymous No.27448487]

>>27448246
I bought 100 last week 400 today DCA 0.97. kind of high I felt but my TILRAY stock showed ~ 70% + returns the past 7 months. and otc doubled. picrelated

and there's news of federal legalization.

[Anonymous No.27448502]

>>27448344
>bought nok during a surge
>complaining about "bagholding"
also you've held for literally less than a week. nok hasn't been below 4 in almost a year, what do you have to lose

[Anonymous No.27448518]

>>27448431
Actually happily married but essentially yes

[Anonymous No.27448520]

>>27444248
friendly reminder that MOTHER FUCKING OIL still runs this world. glad 30% of my portfolio will benefit from this tomorrow, if it sticks, of course.

[Anonymous No.27448552]

>>27448101
you goofed dude

[Anonymous No.27448566]

>>27446149
I owned 20 04/2021 calls back in November and made $500 when GME went to 15 or whatever it was. I could've been a millionaire.

[Anonymous No.27448585]

>>27448520
I got 40 shares of oil and ill buy more asap

[Anonymous No.27448613]

>>27448288
I feel you bro. My decision making has been subpar lately because I'm so fucking set on these massive, unrealistic gain expectations. I put 20% of my funds into Moon on Friday and will probably put more in, and also into something like ARKK.... My money is not safe in my hands right now

[Anonymous No.27448619]

>>27448246
call options are moving sir. get in before you get left behind. otherwise buy actual shares i guess but less profit

[Anonymous No.27448629]

>>27448502
momentum trading has never really failed me before. how the hell was i supposed to know jews were gonna say ALRIGHT THATS IT and just fucking cheat the entire system out in the open and completely fuck the entire market to spite me? ive been doing this for 2 months

[Anonymous No.27448641]

>>27448566
Birds in hands vs bushes or something

[Anonymous No.27448655]

>>27448585
40 shares of xom btw

[Anonymous No.27448679]

Anyone buy any stocks from medical companies who do vaccine research? VXRT has been good to me for a while, and I'm mad I didn't jump in on the companies that researched the meme virus vaccine that's gonna turn as queer. This got me thinking and then investing in a few other medical companies that have been posting promising results for not only covid treatment but also diseases the far left loves the champion like HIV and AIDS. Could be a good way to get in on it before it takes off, especially if normie's get involved and mindlessly pile into it once the stocks already risen a ton. Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.27448686]

When do I buy aapl

[Anonymous No.27448689]

Im so ready to risk 100k

[Anonymous No.27448699]

>sell stocks, buy rocks

[Anonymous No.27448724]

>>27448518
Tell your husband we said hi

[Anonymous No.27448734]

>>27447428
>Market manipulation is taken very seriously by the SEC
LMAOOOOOOOOOO
EVERYONE LAUGH AT THIS FUCKING IDIOT! LOOOOOOOL!!!
Fuck off shill.

[Anonymous No.27448760]

>>27448679
Loves to champion for*

[Anonymous No.27448779]

>stop smoking pot
Wow fuck stock trading jargon makes so much more sense now

[Anonymous No.27448817]

>ctrl+f
>no STPK
>no APPH
>no ACAC
its like you guys just want to be poor.
buying ACAC tomorrow
watching APPH and STPK moon more

[Anonymous No.27448825]

>>27448629
>it's worked in the past why should it be any different?
come on man. if you don't know that momentum trading is basically gambling then consider this a learning experience
if the market was just a money printer do you not think more people would have figured that out by now?

[Anonymous No.27448834]

Should I go balls deep in $SNDL this week, or am I too late?

[Anonymous No.27448865]

any /eurobulls/ here or are you all FAANGed up ameri-centrists?

[Anonymous No.27448888]

>>27448679
Look at you, investing in companies that make the world a better place and shit.

[Anonymous No.27448949]

>>27448888
Checked

[Anonymous No.27448954]

>>27448865
Why would you long a retirement community?

[Anonymous No.27448959]

[Anonymous No.27448981]

>>27448181
>jews are responsible for me buying bad meme stocks
Sell everything except for maybe NOK and just hold index funds

[Anonymous No.27449030]

>>27448825
it would have worked perfect and id be up 100% on everything right now if jews didnt block trading. i didnt do anything wrong jews did

[Anonymous No.27449040]

>>27448954
you can say the same for america (the white population).

[Anonymous No.27449042]

>>27448888
Holy checked!

[Anonymous No.27449044]

What if DFV is a hedge fund insider?

[Anonymous No.27449045]

>>27448888
Kinda, I'm here to make money and don't particularly care about that gay shit anon-kun. Let the r*dditors have that facade of empathy when they're the biggest, money hungry slime bags out there.

[Anonymous No.27449048]

>>27448959
Wtf student loans aren't that bad over there are they?

[Anonymous No.27449066]

>>27448817
>ACAC

>listed less than two months ago
>blank check company

I'm all in with you brother

[Anonymous No.27449079]

>>27448959
DOTR soon

[Anonymous No.27449094]

Rolls Royce is cheap right now. I like that stock for long term

[Anonymous No.27449103]

>>27448959
Yeah, in a few years we'll have Elon IPO SpaceX (now run on a handful of oil platforms roaming international waters) using Starlink to post the shares on a defi stock exchange.

/biz/ will be filled with smug Pepes gloating about
>0% transaction tax

[Anonymous No.27449114]

Newfag trader here. Pls redpill me on derivatives. Currently sitting on 70 shares of NOK (among many other things), would it be a good idea to round out to 100 and try doing covered calls? Options and margin scare me desu.

[Anonymous No.27449116]

>>27449044
nah he has a job in boston at some shitty investing company or something but he quit his job because of gme

[Anonymous No.27449117]

>>27448834
My 5 second take is there is better cannabis stocks
Chart looks good to run for a bit more
looks like an ultraspeculative gamble
gl

[Anonymous No.27449141]

>>27448959
inbred somalian and academic commies are thge best people for ideas

[Anonymous No.27449170]

>>27448689
me too, what we going in on?

[Anonymous No.27449171]

The hedges know they've won and are now trying to get you to buy more so they can take your money

Anyone telling you to buy is a jew.

[Anonymous No.27449212]

>>27449048
>This year, we found that burden continues to increase as the average borrower from the Class of 2019 left campus with $29,076 in student loan debt, an increase from the $28,565 owed by the average borrower from the Class of 2018.

Some dipshit liberal arts students will then pay for their masters and/or PhD work, driving that amount up towards six figures. They are a core Democrat constituency.

[Anonymous No.27449219]

>>27449171
If retards want to lose their money let them

[Anonymous No.27449223]

Passive investing is communism.

[Anonymous No.27449242]

>>27447902
>straps are all twisted

[Anonymous No.27449256]

>>27449170
>>27448689
oh i already put in 100k on a EV battery spac. wouldnt recommend it atm since it only just announced merger last friday and might go down

[Anonymous No.27449257]

>>27449114
covered calls are basically the safest thing you can do, as long as you're ok with losing the shares at the strike price

[Anonymous No.27449291]

>>27449066
see you on the moon fren
Acquiring Play Studios
Gaming company which makes free casino games that give people free hotel rooms and shit in Vegas so they get suckered into losing money in Vegas.
MGM is an investor, casinos need something to get people back in the door
Got their first new games coming in more than 5 years

[Anonymous No.27449296]

>>27449117
Some retard on /pol/ is shilling $MJNE. Thoughts?

>>>/pol/306198701

[Anonymous No.27449309]

>>27449114
I want to ask a similar question. Should I just go ahead and start selling cash covered calls for a stock I wouldn’t mind buying anyways. I think I’m going to go straight theta scalping.

[Anonymous No.27449317]

>>27449256
why would it go down?
aren't spacs where the easy money is right now?
oh you're saying the whole point is to get in before the announcements right?

[Anonymous No.27449318]

>>27449212
Doesn't seem like a crippling amount of debt really. Over here it's like 9k a year and you don't start paying it until you earn over a certain amount

[Anonymous No.27449350]

what are some good copper miners that i can buy stock on?

[Anonymous No.27449353]

>>27448959
I support this because it would make HFT algos less profitable.

[Anonymous No.27449379]

>>27449309
I’m looking for a way to start building income without dying on naked options or trying to hop in and out of meme stocks.

[Anonymous No.27449409]

>>27449317
yeah. first time in awhile they announced the DA before the rumor. and this SPAC is the equivalent of NKLA of batteries. no factories atm. just telling you the risk about it

[Anonymous No.27449429]

>>27449318
It's hard for a lot of people because as soon as you graduate, unless you're going onto higher education, you're expected to start paying it off and it begins accruing interest. So unless you're aggressively paying it off, which is hard in certain high-rent areas and with starting salaries, it can take a long time to make a dent.

[Anonymous No.27449483]

>>27449296
Go back

[Anonymous No.27449495]

>>27449291

I believe you. Looking good after hours.

[Anonymous No.27449543]

>>27449409
juicy gains, grats anon

[Anonymous No.27449544]

someone bake

[Anonymous No.27449552]

>>27449318
We have deferments here but you have to make the usual adjustment: think of the US as Europe if it was 15% African and 25% Turkish/gypsy.

So we force a lot of people to take on that college debt load but they can't into real jobs. Their typical wage ends up being 30k while a competent white will start around 60k (varies widely).

[Anonymous No.27449578]

>>27449317
It has to be Chamath or not at all. Plenty of dodgy spacs out there. His shit is insanely overvalued already though. Buy OPEN or the one that is gonna turn into SoFi, or buy any of the other Hedosophia on a dip, and see what you get later. There will be wild swings, but in a couple of years you might profit wildly. Or just try to guess whichever Cathie Wood is gonna buy, and enjoy the next day uptick.

[Anonymous No.27449630]

>>27449552
Lost me when you start talking racial shit.

[Anonymous No.27449631]

>>27449429
So don’t go for a lame degree lmao. I took philosophy one year and everyday the teacher found a way to push communism and talk about how it wasn’t fair his phd cost six figures. Don’t get a phd unless someone else is willing to pay for it is what they told us in STEM and were all rich chads now

[Anonymous No.27449655]

>be broker
>see Melvin Capital is getting anally penetrated by a giant moon rocket
>understand that it could collapse the economy
>waive interest fees
>Melvin can now hold their shorts forever
Is this possible or do I just not understand how options work? if it is possible is it legal?

Anons in the other thread say its not possible because the hedgefunds going bankrupt and liquidating won't crash the market

[Anonymous No.27449656]

>>27449296
looks like penny stock garbage. I would never fuck with a nanocap at 33 mil.
I'd call that one a literal diceroll
$PLNHF is headquartered in NV and has a mrktcap of 900 million with a growing company, their own Medizen product line etc.
im not an oracle tho, maybe mjne moons tomorrow, fuck if I know.
gl

[Anonymous No.27449688]

bread:

>>27449668

[Anonymous No.27449692]

Chamath's SPACs are great swing trade material, reddit loves sucking his cock so they pump on his every word

[Anonymous No.27449712]

>>27448101
Indexes are insurance for playing with individual stocks, use both

[Anonymous No.27449740]

>>27449631
Arent PHD positions paid by the government?

[Anonymous No.27449819]

>>27449630
Yeah it's a real mental leap that lots of people can't handle. They're puzzled at the US being so rich then reading headlines like "half of Americans don't even have $500 for an emergency!"

Same thing with 30k really not being that much debt yet you hear sob stories of people only paying interest on it for 10 years without making a dent.

[Anonymous No.27449928]

>>27449543
going to be a wild ride for sure. like i said, this company has no factories. no fundamentals, this market is just speculation about the future