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since my stimulus check never arrived, i was experiencing some FOMO at an intense level.

simply put i couldn't stave off the anxiety any longer. i was running out of porn to watch and my peen was running out of coom. my dick looked like a used balloon dribbling out phlegm. so after cooming one last time, i took a trip downtown where pawned off my wife's wedding ring. And, after researching on biz for 25 minutes - i used the money from the wedding ring to go all in on rubic.

the problem is that my wife started looking for her ring not soon after i wisely invested her useless scrap metal. she was visibly upset (mainly because she would hate to lose it and little bit because the ring had belonged to my grandmother who survived the holocaust with it. personally i would've tried to hide food rations rather than a ring but to each their own i guess). after i spent an hour pretending to help her look for the ring, i could feel her suspicions turning towards me. So to her deflect attention off me, i blew up at her in a fit of rage.


>Continued...

>> No.27420800

>>27420741
>continuing

I really went off about how she could lose it. i asked if she takes the ring off when she goes out with her gal pals in order to pick up barflys. i smelled her dirty clothes to "confirm my suspicions" saying her panties smelled like STDs and beer soaked body odor before i threw the undergarments in her face telling her to wipe the crocodile tears. i even went so far as to accuse her of fucking my friends when im not around (that part i do have reason to believe is true).

long story short: she's left the house and i don't know for how long. she's crashing at a mutual friend of ours - Brian. Actually she's been friends with him way longer than I have (and if I'm being honest, I never really liked Brian. he thinks he's so funny because my wife laughs at all his jokes but i can tell she's just being nice). I digress...

What I'm trying to get at it this; when rubic moons and i make 10 million dollars, how can i ask her to comeback and equally as important how can i explain my newfound wealth to her?

>> No.27420994

>>27420741
There will always be another runner, always.

>> No.27421133

>>27420994
what does this mean

>> No.27421554

PLEASE HELP SOMEONE

>> No.27421851

>>27420741
Pretty funny larp. In any event, if it moons escape to a 3rd world country and live like a kang

>> No.27422368
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27422368

>>27420800
wait for her to fall asleep and paint a fake ring on her finger. that should buy you some time

>> No.27422732

>>27420741
I mean if shes fucking your friends why would you want her back?
>grandmother survived holocaust
That explains it

>> No.27423162

>>27422732
>That explains it
being so pee-brained that you have contempt for one group of people rather than all people

>> No.27423276

>>27422368
what do i do when she washes her hands?

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27423361

Congrats you bought into a scam.

>> No.27423402

>>27420741
kike sage

>> No.27424404 [DELETED] 

>>27420800
This was a complete waste of time but a waste of time i enjoyed. Please larp more OP