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>laugh at GME bagholders thread

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.27369789
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>> No.27369893

>>27369272
> It’s unlikely anyone is selling. This is a short ladder. It only looks like the stock is selling off, ini reality, it’s not. Hedge funds sell back and forth with one another at lower and lower bids in rapid succession, tricking algorithms into thinking there is a mass sell off when there actually isn’t. (They do this to scare off retail investors to engineer a sell off). Once the attack is over, the stock will normally go back up due to its demand. Then they will rinse and repeat their attack, each time hoping to chip away more and more retail investors. Most people in here know this, so if retail investors are selling, it’s unlikely that it’s anyone at all
shill harder melvin pleb

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this but unironically

>> No.27370044

>>27369893
>reddit pasta

>> No.27370093
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>>27369272
>force people to sell shares
>price goes down
>shill SLV before you liquidate your position in it
Yeah, not selling kike.

>> No.27370142

>>27370044
reddit is FULL of wallstreed bots telling people not to sell

>> No.27370150
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>>27369272
das wat you get

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>>27369272

>> No.27370203
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>>27369893
>trump won the election

>> No.27370279

>>27369893
2 more days
trust the plan

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Everyone that played in this whole GME scam won't get a sitch let alone the bag holders of today.

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>>27370093
>thinking you can out-Jew the Jews

>> No.27370382

Dear Melvin,

No one here is serious.
Everyone is joking about GME
VERILY, we are sorry
Ergo, we are stopping
Really sorry

Sorry again
Everyone is sorry
Losers we are
Low lifes we are
I am sorry for buying GME
No hedge fund deserves to lose billions
Guys, let’s tell them we are sorry

>> No.27370429

Oh no, the price is dropping
Guess I'll keep HODLing

>> No.27370510

>>27370279
QTards ftw

>> No.27370526

>>27369272
>.2 shekels have been deposited to your account

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>> No.27370710

>>27369272
Even if it crashes and I lose my meager investment, I'll sleep soundly knowing how much you and your masters lost and how much it made you seethe. But that's not happening, get ready to pay for my new house hedgie.

>> No.27370835

>>27369893
You realize this whole thing is a pyramid right? In order for the stock price to keep rising you need continuous buy pressure. Most hedge funds can obviously wait several weeks(they have already) to hold out while the buy pressure craters and sell pressure begins to explode

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>the more money I lose on GME, the richer I'll get!
>all these red numbers and negative returns are just the hedgies and wallstreet shills messing with me!!!
lol

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PLEASE BUY MY BAGS

>> No.27370931
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Number go up I hodl
Number go down I buy
Number reach 5K I start to sell
Simple as

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>MAN IN SUITS FUCK OFF, YOU MADE MY FATHER CRY IN 2008 WHEN OUR FAMILY LOST OUR HOME

>> No.27371352

>>27370835
>Most hedge funds can obviously wait several weeks
then why are they rigging the brokers and buying bots such as yourself to convince people to sell? suck a dick retard.

>> No.27371451

Man what a great show.. Ralphie was my favorite character (what a shithead). Shout outs to Paulie and Ralphie and Uncle Jun'. And Meadow is a babe.

t. GME bagholder

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>>27369272

This is mean. Why would you laugh at your fellow bizbro?

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>>27369893
>>27369272
>>27370279
>>27370382
>>27370429
>>27370710
>>27370931
>>27371352

>> No.27371819

>>27369272
excuse my ignorance but what the fuck is a "short ladder attack"? they've been saying this for the past 4 days on reddit, but i've never heard of this term in years of investing? are they talking about short call/put ladders?

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>>27371520
We're laughing at the redditors spamming our board

>> No.27372211

>>27370835
There is continuous buy pressure and we would have reached the squeeze by now if (((they))) didn't suppress that buy pressure by shutting it down on Thursday. Every Jewish trick in the book has been used to keep the house of cards standing for this long.

>> No.27372216

>>27369272
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

Thanks for buying my bags. Remember to hold them guys this is not about the money its about the message!!

>> No.27372582

>>27372211
Yes and they won. No one's better than the Jews at being Jews

>> No.27372653

>>27371618
>>27369272
https://twitter.com/ndrew_lawrence/status/1356253787011371008?s=20
you sure you are the ones laughing?

>> No.27372656

>>27371819
hedge funds "pretend" to buy from each other but actually don't, causing the chart to fall and hopefully causing people to panic sell.
i think they lose a bit on every share they do this to so it's not attempted much.

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>>27369893
>>27370093
COPE

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>muh diamond hands muh hodl muh its not about the money
You're getting fucked by Redditors. These guys are hyping everyone and buying expensive ad campaigns so people buy and hold their useless stocks.

That guy that made 50 million in a week from GME? He has an open long for February 12 and needs GME to stay above 100 $ or it all gets liquidated. Guess who's spamming the "diamond hands" bullshit on Twitter?

Facts:
>stockies are sociopaths
>it took less than a week for WSB to start orchestrating actual Pump and Dumps: Doge, XRP, NOK, etc.
>poltards are reactionary 20-somethings that work based on emotions. These are not the kind of people to take financial advice from
>hedgies can, and will, take their next vacations on Seychelles after a couple months of stress. Later on they'll make another hedge fund with another name and continue business as usual
>all of the retailers buying GME right now are gonna get dumped on
>GME was being bought by literal pajeets. These scammers are not gonna "hodl" nor do they care for the "message"
>a lot of /biz/tards are gonna rope when they realize they were DiCaprio'd by a bunch of redditors

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>>27369272

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Bags?
>empty
Bank Account?
>closed
Portfolio?
>liquified
I HATE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU FAGGOTS FFFUUUUCCCKKKKKKKKK

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>already 700$ down thanks to reddit

STAHP IT

>> No.27374415

>>27372582
You can’t out-jew the Jew. If you didn’t buy last Monday or earlier and at least 3x your investment I hope it works out for you but don’t count on it.

>> No.27374833

Screenshotting these threads so I can buy a billboard with my gains and throw em up there
They better barricade the top windows of each skyscraper

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>>27374833

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>>27369272
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faa4N0LdiTU&ab_channel=Bup

>> No.27375652

BYE /POL/ BYE REDDIT BYE BYE

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>>27372656
yeah but that's not called a "short ladder attack" thanks confirmed for me reddit is actually fucking retarded

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>>27375820
>

>> No.27376286

>>27369272
4chan got gamed by redditors lmaoooooooooooooo

>> No.27376556

>>27372656
that's called spoofing you stupid cattle nigger.

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>>27369272
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY GMEEEEEEEE
REDDIT SAID IT WAS GONNA BE $1000!!!!
WHERES MY POOOOOMP
I PUT ALL MY LIFE SAVINGS, MY MOM, AND MY TRAP MANGA COLLECTION INTO THIS
I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>27374242
am I gonna make it bros

>> No.27376924

This thread has damaged my fragile feelings

>> No.27377145

>>27371352
Because why wouldn't they? you think the filthy fucking jews sociopaths that are at the top rigging this thing don't have backup plans? and backup plans to those plans? they wouldn't be at the top of the world if they weren't paranoid

>> No.27377329

Nigger XRP and DOGE shills are bagholders down -70% lmao. I'm still way waaay up on GME. You shills will need to work harder if you want to shake me off my shares.

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OH NONONNO HAHAHAHAHAHA
HOW MANY TIMES HAS BIZ ALREADY FELL FOR REDDIT THIS YEAR
GME
AMC
DOGE
XRP
HAHAHAHAHAHAH

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>>27377329
>>27374833

>> No.27377592

WHEN IS THAT x1000 SQUEEZE COMING?

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>>27377373
YOU DONT GET IT
HOW CAN I BUY REDDIT AWARDS NOW FOR MY WIFE'S BOYFRIENDS ACCOUNT

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>>27372653
>duuude look at this man on the twitter he's btfo we did it reddit
dilate poorfag

>> No.27377785

>>27369272
Feeling bullish about suicide net manufacturers

>> No.27377932

>>27377661
>DUUUUUUDE STONKS
>WOLF OF WALL STREET
the entire site is nothing but trust fund retards yoloing away their daddy money
and you faggots fell for it

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>>27377932
FUCK YOU IM HOLDING IN THESE REDDIT THREADS
GME TO $1000
DOGE TO $1
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHO DID THIS TO MY STOCKIES

>> No.27378150

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

>> No.27378197

>>27377785
underrated kek

>> No.27378327

>>27377773
keep crying shill

>> No.27378347

why do you think they don't care if it goes up or not?
they have a trust fund safety net
I've been on that sub watching them for months, they're all literal retards just BURNING stacks of cash and 1/1000 one of them hits a random yolo they all circle jerk about it for weeks
it's fucking pathetic

>> No.27378478

>>27372653
what the fuck is wrong with this boomer?

>> No.27378608

>>27372913
Look, you could have made 5000-8000% but you didn't. You missed out. You don't have to be a bitch about it, just buy at lunch and sell on open each day and exponentiate yourself to gains.

>> No.27378787

>>27373478
this is le ebic

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>>27378608
>bagholder retard trying to get someone else to hold his bag while he dumps

>> No.27378973

>>27377785
INVEST IN FUNERAL HOMES
WHOEVER WINS, THEY WIN

>> No.27379261

>>27371239
The sad let is if this blows up to 2008 levels the taxpayers will pay for it, again. And retail will be blamed.

>> No.27379476

>>27369272
Literally because half of the brokerages you can't buy more if you own even 1 share. And you can't buy fractional shares. Theyre fucking it up big time.

>> No.27379712

>>27379476
>Theyre fucking it up big time.
who's they retard?
you get what you deserve listening to fucking reddit of all places

>> No.27379909

>>27369272
HAHAHAHAHHAHA let these stupid qanon crackers believe in their ponzi scheme. the investment goats bought a whole ETF to liquidate their GME shares, short interest is falling rapidly
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-01-29/the-gamestop-drama-just-cost-one-etf-almost-80-of-its-assets

>> No.27380252

>>27379712
The Jew controlled financial institutions behind the brokerages you fucking faggot

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>>27369272
Those bags seem heavy, anon.

>> No.27380362

>>27370142
And /biz/ is full of Jewish bots telling people TO sell.

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>>27370279
>>27370203

This topkek

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>> No.27380521

>>27380252
you have no idea what you're talking about
this whole thing is a meme and it's not even a good one
but go ahead hold onto your bags to 'fight the power' or whatever

>> No.27380645

>>27380362
>And /biz/ is full of Jewish bots telling people TO sell.

Yep.

>> No.27380730

I'M BEING GANG STALKED BY MELVIN

>> No.27380766

>>27380521
I'm so glad /biz/ has turned over a new leaf from scamming Anons with shitcoins to taking a vested interest in their financial well being

>> No.27380803

i bought this shitty tokens in april 2020 and sold in june kek

it's a chink scam boi, let it go

"mUh eth killers" follow your narratives fuckboi

participate poolz, that’s all I can advise you if you are not a dumper

>> No.27380865

how about BB fags
le BB pump face

>> No.27380918

>>27369272
I sold at $400 hehehehehehe anyone still bag holding is the greater fool.

>> No.27380963

>>27380521
AAHAHAHAHAHAH SPOTTED THE FUCKING HEDGIE
HEDGIE HEDGIE COME GET YOUR WEDGIE

>> No.27380986

>>27380730
gang stalked by your stank nigga
go to the bathroom

>> No.27380994

You know whats sad, that people literally can't hold, every day the normies will get demoralized and more and more will bail out, they will just wait your hype out

>> No.27381004

>>27380362

Why would they target this forum which has at most 100 unique viewers a day?

>> No.27381051

>>27380918
>b-but the squeeze
>two more weeks
YOU ARE HERE
>hodl the line!!!!
>WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY WTF!!!!!!!!

>> No.27381217

Lmaoing at all these fucking bagholders, melvin and the other big boys covered days ago and now you are just toiling away. Haha idk why you retards dont just sell now to stop your bleeding

>> No.27381241

>>27380963
dude no one is making money on this except the people who got in weeks ago
there's literally thousands of retards eating shit today because they listened to dumb faggot know it all zoomers like you

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>> No.27381434

>>27381241
I made 76k last week off of this, minus taxes. I'm still buying dips and selling at peaks making money because this shit isn't gonna stop for at least another 2 weeks

>> No.27381510

>>27381434
>t. trust fund faggot
big guy over here making lunch money with daddy money

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>tfw conned into bagholding by buying the nonsense parroted by retarded redditors and /pol/cels
at least it's only like 600 bucks

>> No.27381735

>>27381536
you're getting off cheap anon
consider this a lesson and learn from it

>> No.27381741
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>fell for a meme stock
FFFFUUUUUCCCCKKKKK YOU SAID IT WOULD MOON, YOU SAID IT WAS INEVITABLE.

>> No.27381855

>>27381510
You do realize how cheap their shares were before right? If you weren't a retard even a thousand bucks would have made you more than most people make in a year

>> No.27382028

>>27381241
I bought last Monday when it was $90 and sold for a quick 3.5x my investment. Easy money if you ask me.

>> No.27382361

>>27381241
kek you could have gotten in and out last week and still gone 3 to 4 times up.
I have a feeling most of the people complaining about Redditors are mad they missed the easiest money they ever could have made.

>> No.27383628

>>27380986
Redditor detected

>> No.27383870

people still believing in GME are obviously misguided but this thread smacks of bitterness, i hope those retards make it.
t. bought the Thursday dip for 230 and sold for 300 on Friday when I realised what was going on

>> No.27384896

>>27383870
I bought 10 shares at 86 dollars a share. Got caught up in the hyped and bullshit "to teh m00n" faggotry and bought 2 more. When nothing happened on Friday, I felt uneasy the entire weekend. The more stories that came out about shorts not "actually" being that low and about all major brokers restricting trades, I sold it all. Made 120% my initial investment, I won't complain. I'm pissed though, because that was extremely dirty.

>> No.27385304

>>27369272
>GME shill while he waits for his sell order to clear
>"HOLD THE LINE, MY FELLOW REDDITORS! THEY WILL PAY FOR 2008. MY DAD LOST HIS JOB, HOUSE AND FUTURE. THIS IS PERSONAL, MOTHERFUCK!"

>> No.27385367

https://new.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/la6w8q/just_bought_1mm_worth_of_gme_my_profits_from/

what the fuck
says it's all about trading profit
3 year account, no freaking comment or message about trading, beside a few messages about tesla
so maybe it's a TSLA millionnaire
I hope it's fake for karma farming or shilling plebs

but if not holy fuck he's retarded

>> No.27385729

>>27385367
He bought in at 260, retard. He'll flip it at 300-350 for literally hundreds of thousands of dollars.

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>>27369272

I literally put 10k in at 405. Please tell me the squeeze can still happen

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>>27370093
These shills are either retard newfags who have paper hands, /biz/tards who missed out and are just trolling, or shills paid to act retarded to not notice the kikery manipulation happening

>> No.27388281

>>27369272
If everyone is selling why the fuck can't I buy?