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I'm engaged... what do, boys?

Also:
https://twitter.com/ChainsCentral/status/1356038398528651267

>> No.27328780
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27328780

delivered. It's PAYDAY.

>> No.27329022

Get married and have kids with her, even if you aren't financially ready, these shit skins aren't waiting until the stars align and neither should you.

>> No.27329083

22 minutes until payday.

>> No.27329136

>>27328308
What gacha game?

>> No.27329183

>>27329022
We're working on it.

>>27329136
Epic Seven, she says.

>> No.27329197
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Robinhood just canceled all my sell orders!
I had several between $500 to $9500 and they are all gone
Is all the action gonna happen during premarket, locking us all out?

>> No.27329235

>>27329197
Probably,

>> No.27329268

>>27329197
The action will be happening in the form of a class ACTION lawsuit.

You qualify. This is illegal.

>> No.27329322

>>27329268
That paid judge will def wage his finger pretty hard

>> No.27329376

>>27329268
How do we get in on a class action?
When I sold mine, they pocketed the profit and only gave me how much I paid.
I have more GME now just not on robinhood.

>> No.27329483

>>27329197
GOOD.

HOLD UNTIL 5000$/STOCK AT LEAST.
250% NAKED SHORTS. Infinite money glitch, barring Wall Street fuckery.

>>27329376
https://lawandcrime.com/awkward/pacer-crashed-because-too-many-people-tried-to-read-lawsuits-against-robinhood/

Search the Pacer database and participate.

>> No.27329500

>>27329183
Good taste, fun game. Grindy as all hell but these gme gains will help with some of that tedium.

>> No.27329552

>>27329268
That'll get me what, like $5? I'll sign up anyway but damn

>> No.27329690

>>27329552
You're already signed up as a member of the class of goys swindled by robinhood. All you'd need to sign up for is offering additional evidence. Even if you do nothing you get your payout if there is one.

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>>27329552
Depends on how exposed you were, I think (non-U.S. citizen with very limited understanding of how class actions actually work in practice and how rewards are distributed, I do know all the U.S. legislative/financial databases though, because I have to deal with your non-sensical SEC filings to do proper trading.


NONE OF THE FUNDIMENTALS MATTER THOUGH AS LONG AS THE FED KEEPS PRINTING.

>> No.27330052

I swear to God if this shit doesn't moon today or tomorrow I'm out. It's getting ridiculous at this point. I feel like being friendzoned by a grill who just wants my money and keeps me in by promising me that we'll go out """"""soon""""""

>> No.27330114

>>27330052
What price was a stock when you bought in?

>> No.27330120
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>>27330052
If it doesn't moon today, it'll be Occupy Wall St. 2.0

I'm not kidding. Also fuck that girl.

>> No.27330142

>>27330114
50 and 150 for a combined 90.

>> No.27330189
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Every Anon for themselves soon

>> No.27330200

>>27330142
That isn't bad, thought you were going to say $360 or something.

>> No.27330251
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>>27328780
>køb
50% skatt mann.

>> No.27330288

>>27329268
>this is illegal
Yeah no it isn't. Grey area at best.

>> No.27330328
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>>27330052
You will never be happy
You will divorce or breakup
At this point spend money on a feet girl atleast they make you happy and will do anythint for you

I know i did and coomer hard

Top left name she made me coom buckets

>> No.27330334

>>27330288
Everything they've been doing can e simplified into Market manipulation which is illegal.

>> No.27330351
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>>27330251
Ikke hvis du er udenlandskdansker der bor i oest-Europe, fren.

>> No.27330371

HERE WE GO

>> No.27330416

>>27330351
Basert.

>> No.27330512
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THE NORMIES ARE PUMPING

>> No.27330596
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https://twitter.com/inflammateomnia/status/1356051705062801414?s=20

Are we in trouble? This guy made the squeeze squoze site. I don't think he's a shill.

>> No.27330609

im using trading 212, do i use a sell limit or is it better to just sell when i want to sell

>> No.27330616

>>27330200
Yeah, it's why I've been holding for a week. I'm only in 4,5k as well, so I'm not really in any danger. It's just annoying.

>> No.27330647

>>27330609
Use a sell limit

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>>27330416
Basert waifu.

>> No.27330708

>>27330677
cute

>> No.27330742

>>27330596
>if the S3 data is accurate

plz

>> No.27330818

>>27328780
based book reader

>> No.27330827

What's happening in Europe?

>> No.27330837

>>27330596
>S3 data
This is like fucking citing WSJ. Are you retarded?

Turn off your PC and kys.

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>>27330742
>>27330596

Is S3 not a reputable source?

Also my bad, here's the link.
https://twitter.com/inflammateomnia/status/1356059515217616896?s=20

Does anyone have accurate eyes on the short float %?

>> No.27330924

>>27330827
HOvered around 300 € for a while, then dipped to 260. Now back at 280. Quite usual.

>> No.27330961

Nothing like buying the dip in the morning while the Burgers still sleep.

>> No.27330969

These kikes are cancelling sell orders to get access to more shares to loan aren't they?

>> No.27330991

I'm gonna go smoke a J. When I get back, I want someone to tell me to either pump or dump. That's it. I don't want to talk about anything else. Thanks.

>> No.27331006

>>27330874
>Is S3 not a reputable source?

It's possible if not probable that the fuckery around actually knowing how many shares are real has fucked with theit calculations.

>> No.27331008
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>>27328780
>Culture of critique
Based

>> No.27331013

>>27330961
Buy high
Sell low

>> No.27331024
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>>27330874
>"This is not an epic crusade to get retribution on the financial sector for its reckless greed and the damage it's done to people's lives. It's just a stock play, undertaken to make money off of some hedge funds who got caught in an overexposed position. The financial industry as a whole does not care. This is just a blip on its radar."

- That fucking guy you linked

He's unironically a fucking shill.

>> No.27331067

>getting married the moment you seem to get rich
Ngmi

>> No.27331097

>>27331024
No he's right. All the activist bullshit is cringe and just a way to lure normies in, which is good.

>> No.27331099
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>>27330837
>>27330742
>"just look at the short interest, that'll tell you when the squeeze is on! 50000 per share easily by next monday"
>the figure you've been tracking all along keeps plummeting
>"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT'S NOT REAL YOU FUCKING SHILLS!!!! FUCKING JOOOS I'M NOT SELLING"
Wall Street has already shown that they can fuck you in the ass and change the rules, why do you think they wouldn't do it anymore to cover their asses? Enjoy bagholding

>> No.27331115

>>27330961
May be a dip in your local after hours market, but normies in the US are buying the fuck out of the stock. I'm up 11% already.

>> No.27331165

>>27328308
What's her boyfriend like?

>> No.27331206

>>27331097
They got bailed out by CITADEL the biggest firm on Wall Street, and this will cause legislative action banning naked-shorts on synthetic stocks. You're wrong.

>> No.27331238

375 baby

>> No.27331250

Will you redditors kindly fuck off

>> No.27331263

>>27330961
>he thinks $312 is the dip
This is how europoors stay poor.

>> No.27331294

>>27331097
>27331024

It's cringe as fuck. Let's not be the dumbest guy in the room left holding the bag.

>> No.27331315

Prediction: If market opens with it above $350, it will drop. Below 350, it will go up.

>> No.27331337
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>>27328780
Mice bros

>> No.27331382

>>27331250
Sorry it isn't another pump and dump crypto scam.

>> No.27331484

>>27331099
>>27331099
literally this

what the fuck are you guys thinking

>> No.27331548

>>27331315

The hedge funds wanted to keep it at around $300 last week. I'm gonna guess they are going to play along with the public and be bullish today.

This whole short squeeze shit was resolved during the weekend but the hedge funds are gonna play with the public to get gains before the manufactured "squeeze" late in the day today or tomorrow.

>> No.27331568

>>27331484
The goal is to buy every share there is, and the make the kikes buy it from us.

>> No.27331583

Premarket already up by $50 let's goooo

>> No.27331600

>>27330827
Checked my bank; for everyone selling, there are 60 people who want to buy even if prices haven't changed.

>> No.27331610

>>27328308
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>> No.27331652

>>27331568
Bro, they literally just conjure up shares out of thin air. The jews don't care about the laws of the goy, they will do whatever the fuck they want as long as it is profitable. If they get caught the worse thing that happens is that they get a slap on the wrist and pay a fine that is a fraction of what they earned.

>> No.27331658
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>>27331337
it's the mouse my GF uses for gaming. I use this for work/trading

>> No.27331677

>>27331024
Idk this whole reddit eat the rich thing seems pretty gay to me

>> No.27331696

>>27331024
He was right up until
>The financial industry as a whole does not care
When basically all brokers are suddenly leagued against their clients, something is a afoot. I understand things like denying options and leverage, because they are the ones who pay if you become unsolvable, but mine forbids placing market orders and stop losses "to protect me" (how?).

>> No.27331765

>>27331677
redditors in gay are general. wsb has been turned into a blog board where people write monologues of how their dad was fucked over in 2008 and how they're so brave for buying $20 of gme and how they'll hodl forever because they're a badass. basically wsb finally became a subreddit.

>> No.27331777

>>27331652
Until they can't do that anymore.
Other hedge funds bought their shorts that is why they are still losing money.

>> No.27331815

>>27331677
YEET THE RICH, not eat the rich. Excuse my fucking typo.

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>>27330677
You must breed this one

>> No.27331837

>>27331206
Maybe they'll ban naked shorting for the market makers. Whether that will change anything substantially, I doubt it. In any case, DFV isn't in it for sticking it to the man. He's made millions. And that's what WSB has always been about: making money on the stock market.

>> No.27331855

I set sell orders at 1500
I'd like to stay up and baby sit this but I know I'll pass out at some point watching a chart through the wee hours of the morning.
You think big moves will happen at opening bell? I could catch some sleep and wake up then maybe.

>> No.27331905

>>27331696
Because market orders and stop losses are a retarded fucking idea with a share this volatile. You're setting yourself up for failure with them. If you don't know this, you have the reason for why your broker is blocking them.

>> No.27331959

>>27331568
You've already seen that they can literally do whatever they want without consequences.
>B-b-but robinhood class action lawsuit!!
Wow, some brokerage firm that got pressured by the white house and the hedgefunds getting fucked goes down under. They're clearly a patsy to give retards a sense of justice being served. If you blindly believe that you're inevitably gonna get paid millions by these hedgefunds, I don't know what to tell you. I hope you don't go homeless when it plummets

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>>27331829
>>27331610
>>27329022

We're waiting till my semester is over (studying medicine, trading biopharma stocks on the regular), then she'll have her (((birth control))).

>> No.27331963

>>27331855
I know that feel:
>market opens at 11:30pm in Tokyo
It sucks having to wagie at a time like this.

>> No.27331974

>>27331905
We are all adults. If an adult wants to take a risk then let them take a risk.

>> No.27331981

4 gme
10 amc
And like 200 dollars in silver
Will i do alright today bros?

>> No.27331992

>>27331658
Does she touch the mouse after touching herself?

>> No.27332023
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>>27331992
i refuse to answer. Now buy some GME coomer.

>> No.27332024

Time to get 3 hours of sleep

>> No.27332102

>>27331974
Sure, but the brokers would actually be taking the risk of legislation by not implementing """protection""". Don't get me wrong, I know they're not doing this for your benefit. But they know if they don't do something, at some point in the future, when lots of retails have lost lots of money, that the brokers had a part in it because they gamified trading etc. These accusations are already being thrown around. They're literally hedging.

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>>27331658
Then you and I are mice bros

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>>27331981
>And like 200 dollars in silver
CRINGE AND PROPAGANDAPILLED.

>> No.27332160

>>27332116
Do you touch your mouse after touching yourself?

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>>27332116
hell yeah brother. the thinking mans mouse.

>> No.27332238

>>27332118
10 percent boost. Might buy me an 1/8 of dank

>> No.27332246

>>27331981
>Silver
Nice try Goldenstein

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>>27332160
I refuse to answer. Now buy some GME coomer.

>> No.27332343

>>27332168
We are going to make it.

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>>27332023
>>27332281

>> No.27332455

>>27332395
KEK!

>> No.27332587

>>27330677
you must keep and protect this one

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>>27332587
we're engaged, I am.

little update. Citron & Melvin SEEETHING

>> No.27333036

>>27332890
Good.
I’m a Euro, so I’m already watching, but the burgerstock opening is when it’s really going down.

>> No.27333091

>>27333036
>is when it’s really going down.
Poor choice of words, Anon.

>> No.27333108

>>27333036
I'm euro too, fiancée is just other euro country I can't speak, so we communicate in English (but live together).

Gonna pick-up some shares cheap before the burgers wake up.