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27305319 No.27305319 [Reply] [Original]

>tfw when I could've went GME->Doge->Donut->Shib and turned $100 into $1 mil in 3 days
All I had to do was believe in the pump bros... will I ever make it?

>> No.27305466

>>27305319
GME hasn't even started shill

>> No.27305468

>>27305319
Youll have to be one of those slow and steady investors who buys a little every week.

>> No.27305477

>>27305319
You won't because you don't take risks. Also, this is a game of risk and luck. Don't beat yourself up. Oh and death to all disinfo faggots.

>> No.27305663

>>27305319
shillpost

>> No.27305672

>>27305477
I wanted to get in to Doge at the start when it first started pumping off that tweet but I'm broke and I lost my Coinbase authenticator and was too lazy to go through their ID scan shit

>> No.27305737

4CHAN500
Get in or HFSP
Based PnD

>> No.27305790

>>27305319
Bet you also didn’t buy AMC at $2 a month ago? Fucking retard you missed out on another 1000% gain

>> No.27305840

>>27305790
Bought in at $3 and sold at $4....

>> No.27305890

>>27305840
lmao @ lyfe

>> No.27305968

>>27305319
go to a local shop tomorrow and buy silver pussy

>> No.27306044

>>27305890
Also had +300% on NOK, couldn't get out due to PDT, and had to settle for a measly +25% the next day...

>> No.27306135

Buy long ITM AG/SLV calls....ride the silver wave up. Sell at 200x...that's what I'm doing

>> No.27306336

>>27305319
How tf do you buy shib?

>> No.27306377

>>27305319
You just missed Sake too lol

There will be others

>> No.27306381

>>27305319
>Could've put it all on black 20 times in a row and turned $2 into $100 mil
All I had to do was believe in the streak bros... will I ever make it?

>> No.27306419

>>27305672
Lol coinbase doesnt even have doge

>> No.27306504
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27306504

>>27305319
;)

>> No.27306522

>>27306419
I was going to cash out my coinbase crap into ETH on Uniswap

>> No.27306534

sulking and brooding over what-ifs and other fuck ups is the ultimate gain goblin, check out $AKITA, just launched, pumping to fuck,there's always anotherf oppurtunity. until there isn't. so stop whining and get back to work puss

>> No.27306545

>>27305319
Don't miss out on SDT. Accumulation just started.

>> No.27306571

>>27306336
Buy ether, use uniswap to swap for shib

>> No.27306572

>>27306504
thanks honkposter fren

>> No.27306604

Yeah, I wish I had known about it, I had $500 I could have put into it.

But, I doubt this will happen again, the regulators and politicians will put a stop to this real fast.

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27306608

>>27305319
GRT about to explode
its not too late

>> No.27306638

>>27305319
SHIB is unironically still happening. We're post dump, buy this dip cuz its growing slowly into a comfy coin by early next week.

Dont miss out again retard

>> No.27306653

Imagine believing donut is dead

>> No.27306683

>>27305319
You can still make a million, just drop 100k into GME tomorrow

>> No.27306685

>>27306545
>Don't miss out on SDT

Link so we can take a look at it?

>> No.27306696

>>27305319
GME is still on the table throughout the week until the squeeze starts.
XRP is still pumpin

>> No.27306697

>>27306608
SUP GRT BRO
1.20$ BY EOD IF DUBZ, CHECKEM

>> No.27306714

>>27306336
Get metamask addon for chrome, connect it with app.uniswap.org. Put your coinbase ETH in metamask, buy SHIB on uniswap with metamask ETH. Simple

>> No.27306734
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27306734

>only 1 share of GME

>> No.27306798

>>27305319
Hindsight bias. It will destroy you.

>> No.27306800
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27306800

I bought shib early and sold for a profit but not nearly as much as I could have

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>>27306734
>tfw zero share and hope it dips tomorrow so I can buy one despite having only 300 dollars to spend

>> No.27306880

>>27306604
We're incredibly early for crypto, it's not even on the radar yet for most politicians. They're all going to spend the next year focused on the stock market thanks to GME and a ton of investors who get burned by regulations and brokers are going to look for a new place to invest, and that place is crypto. We've got a year or two of massive bull market before governments and regulators potentially shut it down for good.

>> No.27306890

>>27305319
you wouldnt have had the balls to put more than 1k into any of those memes

>> No.27307184

>>27305319
hey you. yes you. not just OP but all of you retards reading this. You want yet again ANOTHER fucking chance to make it? not just to last you a few months or years. I mean to MAKE IT FOR GOOD. Not pajeet scamming or elaborate baiting. Also NOT YOUR FINANCIAL ADVISOR so take your own risk: FUCKING BUY GRT. IT WILL NOT PUMP AND DUMP AND CAN EASILY MAKE YOU WELL OFF WITHIN A FEW YEARS. SAY NO TO WAGESLAVING AND GET ON THE MOON MISSION.

>swingers fuck off

>> No.27307605

>>27306847
>>27306734
is it worth having 1 share of anything? or is it purely for situations like this?

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27307677

>>27305319

Get in on $Pengu and turn that 100 into 1 mil

t.me/huddlefinance

>> No.27307727

>>27307605
Well, one GME share will soon be worth over 100k

>> No.27308010

>>27305319
still time to get in on GME, its gunna go 1,000 to 10,000 by Friday

>> No.27308092

>>27306714
Isn't metamask shit though? Why do people use it again? There is no way around it?

>> No.27308105

>>27305319
>will I ever make it?
Yeah
To zero

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>>27305319
You could be me sweating on March $100 puts on GME rn

>> No.27308184

4CHAN500 this is your chance to be early

>> No.27308277
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27308277

>>27307727
I’m feeling the gains

>> No.27308341

>>27308092
it's just a wallet. just pick whatever one you like

>> No.27308490

Not too late for $AKITA

>> No.27308573

>>27305672
i wanted to get in on doge at .02 but my 1,000 cash advance from RH was all tied up in GME

>> No.27308630

>>27308277
What will you do with your 400k?

>> No.27308783

>>27307727
no it wont, they will just bankrupt if it gets to that point. then no one will buy it.

>> No.27308842

>>27308783
The US gubmint will pay

>> No.27308863

>>27308630
I’m going to buy a hotdog

>> No.27308992

>>27308842
i think by that point, if thats what happens, the value will have already dropped because most people will have sold their one or two shares.

>> No.27310291

>>27305319
Im up like 500% on fucking doge. Made almost 11k

>> No.27310481

>>27305790
AMC was my free share when I joined RH, sold immediately for $2.5 lol

>> No.27310747
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27310747

GO ALL IN ON AMC BREH

>> No.27312078

>>27305840
Bought at $4 sold at $4.01

>> No.27312958

do you guys buy stock through a bank or credit union?

>> No.27313697
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27313697

>>27312958
it's over for you

>> No.27313865

>>27305319
GME hasn't even started

>> No.27313893

>>27305319
Don't miss out on the silver gains

>> No.27313895

Honestly, if you missed all those pumps it means you dont believe in yourself or others. You are too cynical. Cynical people are wagies for life. You should leave this board and get yourself a GIC earning .5% a year. Goodnight faggot

>> No.27313960

>>27305319
catdog is the next pump get in early

0x161cddfb1fb7921a01d45c147f44670bb060ace5

>> No.27313976

>>27305319
You would not have made a mil on SHIB, the volume was not high enough for that.

>> No.27314029

>>27305468
This

>> No.27314114

>>27305319
Could be worse. You could have been making dinner when shib peaked and missed out on the dump.

>> No.27314159

>>27305319
AMC is going to quadruple in price this week.

>> No.27314469

MUSE is the next pump but you'd be retarded to sell after a 10x.

They have a working DEX (made $1000 in fees yesterday) and fees are distributed to muse holders.

If you hold 700 MUSE you make 0.1% of the dex fees. If they make a mil in every day you make $7,000 per week, every week.

They open up arbitrage opportunities with opensea. This is like investing in coinbase, except you get a percentage of every NFT sale.
>>27305656 #

>> No.27314570

>>27313697
fuck you please tell me

>> No.27314739

>>27305468
This, ever since this GME thing started I started lurking here and realized crypto is the way better option, just bought $50 ETH, I'l buy $100 more when jewhood lets me have my money back, didn't lose or gain over there cuz I'm dumb. Then I'l just wait and lurk more, I don't even have a smartphone yet.

>> No.27314793

>>27305466
https://twitter.com/shoe0nhead/status/1355977811081748480

>> No.27314919

>>27314739
if you don't switch between crypto, pennies, bluechips week after week after week you're clearly a newfag

>> No.27314996

>>27314739
did eth even take off? i remember people pushing it hard on this board a year or two back but i didnt take it seriously because it was just another crypto coin of hundreds

>> No.27315015

>>27314919
Uh, yeah I am, I can't even afford gas taxes, hence slow....

>> No.27315144

How the fuck do you neither miss out nor buy the peak and become a bagholder? It seems like every coin that gets megashilled here begins with "fuck off pajeet" and ends with "200x EOY".

>> No.27315222

>>27314469
>If they make a mil in every day you make $7,000 per week, every week.
>If they make a mil
lmfao

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>>27305319
>NOOOOOO IF I HAD A CRYSTAL BALL I COULD'VE BEEN A BAZILLIONAIRE
Wow look at the bigbrain on this faggot nigger

>> No.27315377

>>27314793
this has to be a deepfake. has to be.
either that or we're gonna FOR SURE moon tomorrow

>> No.27315581

>>27314996
>eth
>just another crypto coin of hundreds
This is either performance art or a level of newfaggotry that I've never witnessed before

>> No.27316307

>>27315581
sometimes i can't tell if we're getting better with baits or it genuinely is newfags. considering recent events with gameblast and robinjew it likely is newfags.

>> No.27316430

>>27308573
>buying crypto on RH

You deserve to lose everything

>> No.27316461

>>27315285
This. Nobody in the world could've predicted the peak of any of those positions. Let alone all three

>> No.27316567

>>27315144
Figure out how the scam works, and you're immune to it.
The more shilling you see, the more desperate people are to dump their heavy bags onto new suckers.

The only people that make money off shitcoins are the people who develop them.

>> No.27316685
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27316685

>>27308092
use coinbase wallet. Legitimately much better if you're on mobile

>> No.27316687
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>>27314793
>Russian disruptors
I KNEW IT. You communist nazis are gonna pay.

>> No.27316796

how much gme should I buy at 7 AM. staying up all night for this.

>> No.27316842

>>27305319
I just want to know how to fucking convert to these god damn coins. I tried to do a first test run with 100 bucks but the gas fees are at like 150 rn It costs as much or more to transfer as it does to buy the coins.

>> No.27316933

>>27315285
I need to learn to take profits

>> No.27316966

>>27316842
use 1inch or uniswap. The gas fees for uni when I bought and sold my SHIBA today were around $26. for 1inch, the gas fees were $40. As long as you can make more than your initial investment and the gas fees you should be set.

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>>27305319
SHIB IS JUST GETTING STARTED

>> No.27317140
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27317140

This might help bring back those lost gains
XAG
https://chartex.pro/?symbol=UNISWAP%3AXAG.4A69A1&interval=1&theme=Dark

https://info.uniswap.org/pair/0x3ae48e18537df7b54beb0e32756ec3617cb643fa

>> No.27317235

>>27315015
spend 150 per trade and wait for low fees
i’m thinking a few of the undervalued current dex, a couple future dex, and shitcoin speculation
i’d love to hold cash as stonks but they don’t make that easy
i’m priced out of staking :/

>> No.27317240

Don’t miss out on ZCL

>> No.27317265

>>27305468
Yeah that's me. I'm not crazy enough for the big dick all or nothing gambles. But I'm also up considerably this year so that's good. I'm working towards my much safer all in though.

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27317348

>see GME craze start to take off
>thought about going in at 70 with 5k
>thought it was too much of a meme to moon more and didnt
>could have had an easy x4 with upside

>> No.27317575

>>27305319
Shib isnt done yet. Dont post another pink wojak in a week if you dont buy now.

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>>27305319
I understand you so much. I knew about bitcoin in 2011, knew corona would hit the world mack in late January 2020, knew about GME before the moon.
I can't fucnking take it. Im always informed enough but not brave enough. Imma fucking pussy faggit bitch. Seriously considering suicide. I got around 30k in saving and yet ner really invested that shit. I fucking hate myself. The personification of missing out. Lss is ledt is to get fuked on cheap bear and cry about missed oppirtuniteis.

>> No.27318233

Is doge over already?

>> No.27318773

>>27317640
It will be ok anon. Have you thought about stacking PMs until you figure out the play you want to pull the trigger on? Buying a couple oz of silver or saving up for a gram of gold is something to look forward to. If you have 30k saved up, that's more than enough to start a hobby or get a pet. I struggle a lot too sometimes, but I love my two cats and it helps me motivate myself to keep them comfy. Find out what makes you happy, and don't be afraid to go to counseling if you need it. I'm rooting for you fren.

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27319037

stop shilling the doge faggot

>> No.27319133

>>27305319
you should have stared stacking silver last year when the price was below 20$
you missed out on that as well.

>> No.27320026

>>27305319
it doesn't work like that.
You'd need to work your way from smallcap to largecap, otherwise all you'd be doing is filling up other's bags, learn some finance and econ. You'll be at 1M EOY.

>> No.27321147

>>27305319
buy BONK now you retard

>> No.27321787

>missed bitcoin in 2012 (I actually bought some bitcoins really cheap but got scammed out of them on the deep web)
>missed bitcoin again in 2015
>missed bitcoin again in 2017
>missed bitcoin again December 2019
>missed Link
>missed Dogecoin
>missed 1inch
>missed armor
>missed badger

I got in GME when it was $100 so that’s something...

>> No.27321990

>>27321787
with a list this big already, remember there is a future too

>> No.27322261

>>27305319
It's not too late to miss out on 4ch5

>> No.27322517

>>27306697
Faggot

>> No.27324804

>>27305319
Also you can still buy SHIB it will 10x on exchange listings which happens later to day.
>TFW with 100 dollars I'm going to make 40k today.

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>>27308010

I've been trying to fucking buy it since last Monday and no broker will let me open an account. This is so demoralizing, I'm here, I've got the balls, I would have confirmed the trade, and I just can't get money wired into anything.

The only thing that let me make an account is coinbase. Why the fuck is everything so difficult? Just let me make a login and enter my debit card. Is this the regulations jew at work?

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>>27317640

You could be me and retarded. I'll put $1000 on anything with intrinsic value or at least $100 on a meme but can't figure out how to buy most of this shit.

I was a huge end the fed guy in 2010 when I read about Bitcoin. Decide I need some. Spend a week failing to figure out how to buy it. Figure that's not a good sign, it won't catch on if people can't buy it.

Could be a fucking millionaire right now if not to retarded to figure out administrative bullshit.

>> No.27327737

Ah shit, here we go!

https://twitter.com/Hotbit_news/status/1356127870205140997?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

>> No.27328200

>>27306608
GRT is legit and could baloon in the future if the tech catches on.

>> No.27328404

>>27305319
Except exactly no one did that. Don’t feel bad just hold btc, link, eth, and your favorite couple shitcoins and you’ll be fine in 10 years

>> No.27328669

>>27305319
You're still early for SHIB for a fucking mile.
It's actually dipping as we speak. Never a better time to buy.

>> No.27329187

>>27317640
there's always more gains to be made

>> No.27329259

>>27305319
>missed out on XRP
>missed out on GRT
I’m never going to make it

>> No.27329315

>>27328669
Please fuck off with your pajeet scam

>> No.27329736

>>27329315
Told you.
Get ready for the rope.

>> No.27330423

>>27322261
>It's not too late to miss out on 4ch5
this

buy in now gonna 10x at minimum

>> No.27331904

>>27317045
This.
>complain about missing out
>while they're missing out
ngmi

>> No.27332039

>>27317640
Confirmation bias. You probably had 20 other "sure things" that you didn't throw money into

>> No.27332251

>>27329259
>https://twitter.com/Hotbit_news/status/1356127870205140997?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

grt opened at 50c

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27332338

>>27305466
>>27305466
based

>> No.27332735

>>27305319
Well you fucking missed out on 4chan 500 launched yesterday at 4c now at 27c (still tiny market cap)

FEG is still early on I can see it going up atleast another 5x seems to dip then recover real quick so you could take one of those opportunities

>> No.27332986

>>27314739
you bought too late, i'd sell quick while it's still leveling off or you will fucking lose that.

>> No.27333115

>>27325625
if this was so fucking hard for you, how in the hell did you manage to even get a bank account?

>> No.27334461

>>27305466
Its over,

>> No.27334794

quadrupled my life savings thanks to a reddit meme

>> No.27335194

>>27334794
imagine putting your life savings in a meme in the first place

actual retard, hope you don't part with your money too soon

>> No.27335395

>>27335194
This is why I "missed out". Cause I'm not putting my entire stack that I've been through hell and back to create into the ERC20 version of DOGE. I am happy for those of you that made money but there is plenty of better opportunities that don't have the chance to go back to $0.00000000000000

>> No.27335588

>>27305319
Have a broker for 2 weeks. Bought Mircosoft and 3M.. No idea what im doing.

Read about GME on kohlchan. Bought 5 for 75€ each because, again, i have no idea what im doing. Sold for 220-400 and have one left. GME paid my rent this month basically.

I mean, I hope this goes on like this kek

>> No.27335773

>>27305319
At least you didnt know about bitcoin and blow it off and some underground 4chan fad back when it was a $1

>> No.27335920

>>27335395
you will always miss out on moonshots - don't rely on getting any

unironically most of you are playing with so little money it's objectively meaningless - imagine focusing on your career, and then be salaried at 100k a year; you'd make more every month, guaranteed cash in hand, than years in the market playing with chump change

invest when you have enough money that it doesn't get massively outpaced by your income

>> No.27336049

>>27335773
I mined bitcoin on my Radeon 5770 back in like 2010 or w/e for 2 days straight in a pool or something and then dropped it. Managed to find my wallet during the 2017 craze and saw I had $1500 worth. I put it into various 2017 era shitcoins. I have about $350 remaining from that.

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27336053

>no money and trapped in NEETdom
Just let me be a fucking wagie so I have money to turn into crypto

>> No.27336750

>>27321787
>missed LINK
LINK IS STILL HAPPENING

>> No.27336883

not too late, buy AKITA x5 by evening

>> No.27337698

>>27319037
is it even doing well ive been looking an it's not even fucking close to what it was during the week so im not sure why the fuck people keep spamming it everywhere

>> No.27338198

I knew Biden would win. Despite it not making any sense using logic and reason based on the data I got from the MSM it came to me as an epiphany while I was deep in my thoughts at work. I was wondering why they kept BEGGING people to vote, with amounts of propaganda that they didn’t use b4. When I thought about all the other events like covid, the riots etc etc I got the thought “Trumps not going to win is he?”

I immediately rushed to /pol/ to explain my thesis and of course I was shut down, called a kike, a demoralizing shill etc etc. And eventually /pol/ being the echo chamber that it is helped quiet down the voice in the back of my head that sees the things in plain sight and I went back to MAGAposting and still voted $1500 on Trump. I unironically was a sheep.

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>that one girl who was hitting on me at the highschool
>solid 6/10
>I ignored her because I was too much of an autist and was better playing vidya than go out with her
>eventually she gave up on me
>10 years later still no gf

I missed out my biggest moonshot bros

>> No.27339295

>>27339100
stop bitching
visit /fit
become homo
no more problem

>> No.27339405

>>27339295
Niggerfaggot

>> No.27339613

Could have turned 2mil into $3.50

>> No.27339648

Not too late, bros.
>>27339449

>> No.27339755

The reason you fags are missing out is because you're sitting around complaining about it.
Do your research, put the effort in and find the next stock that is going to moon you fags. You're going to keep missing out if you keep this attitude.

>> No.27339817

>>27305319
>>tfw when I could've went GME->Doge->Donut->Shib and turned $100 into $1 mil in 3 days
>All I had to do was believe in the pump bros... will I ever make it?

>Didnt buy XRP on 01 Feb

>> No.27339964

>>27305319
you'll be crying about ALEPH in a few weeks too. I know it.

>> No.27340153

>>27305319
I'm in AKITA rn, the next meme pump

>> No.27340790

>>27305319
TRX

>> No.27341803

4CH5 easiest pump & dump I will ride

>> No.27342838

If you ignore all these shills for shit coins and shit stocks, yea, I guess. For every moon there are 100 hells you did well not putting a cent on.

>> No.27342891

>>27305319
Buy efferium nigga, it doin sum

>> No.27343040
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Just in time for 4CH5

>> No.27343580
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Buy now or regret forever

>> No.27343974

>>27315285
Exactly this. Even Elon Musk, who is already at this point, kicks himself for not getting in soon on Bitcoin.

I dunno what's up with that, maybe because his car business is actually a paper tiger so he's seeking other venues to make it big.

>> No.27344037

buy SNDL. I'm letting you know now

>> No.27344127

>>27343040
Seriously, largest dip in a bit and it's still early. Now is the time since the coin benefits holders

>> No.27344174

>>27342838
Some moons can turn into hells for some people and vice versa. It's how this game is played.

In other words, it's a real fucking job and requires you to stay on the watch if you want to make it big. Most people just want to forget about it and wake up with millions.

>> No.27344217 [DELETED] 

whats a top suicide stack
i'm a poorfag and kinda fall out rn, but I am sure this is legit
checked XSN shilling on twi, who participates in it?
looks like this token is growing and people use their new staking

>> No.27344382

how do i buy 4ch5?

>> No.27344396

>>27305319
Don't b a retard and buy gme calls right now

>> No.27344454
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>>27305319
You could have bought $AG on friday, but you missed out on that sweet 40% too.
sucks to suck

>> No.27344595

>>27307677

where will they be selling?

>> No.27344644

>>27344217
PNK is cheap rn

>> No.27344666

>>27305319
CryptoKEK is a community governed analytics tool with API+Ethereum Node services. The app is similar to dextools but without all the bloat and in my opinion the product looks much cleaner. The team who are fully public (The owner does a weekly livestream on youtube under the channel "Cryptokek") and liquidity is locked for 2 years and team tokens are also locked on a vesting schedule.

CryptoKEK intends to have a free version of the app as well as premium features that will include premium analytics + community perks, bots, api access and also access to ETH archive data. You could pay hundreds of dollars a month for access to these features on other platforms.

CryptoKEK is governed by DAO and the direction of the project is literally in the hands of the holders, if you dont like something or you want something implemented you can start a vote and if it gains enough votes the devs will implement it - Possibly they will just implement it either way if its a good idea!

The project only launched a month ago and the beta app has been completely overhauled in less than a month and looks way better than dextools already with more polish to come before the full product is released 1 week into February. You do not want to miss out on this, not only will buying the token bring you profit but the premium features that will be available to you will also help you make even more profits.

cryptokek.com

https://www.coingecko.com/en/coins/cryptokek

https://cryptokek-com.medium.com/cryptokek-analytics-suite-update-more-828b05341acc

LIQUIDITY IS LOCKED 2 YEARS: PROOF (https://etherscan.io/tx/0xbc6fd28e4426917472e3546f840632b0ec117fc519469792637cd8a4d529eede).).

UNISWAP POOL REWARDS ARE AUTO ADDED BACK AS LOCKED LIQUIDITY: PROOF (https://info.uniswap.org/account/0xe269D07aCE139330f0832456aC641f2062Aa19B5).).

LATEST STREAM FROM DEVS - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5-QwCXhAMU [Embed]

>> No.27344717

HOW DO I GET 4CH5???

>> No.27344742

>>27305319
It’s on sale right now. Buy more cause it is gonna spike at open

>> No.27344743

>>27305319
GET IN STATERA RIGHT OR YOU WILL MISS OUT

>> No.27344878

>>27339100
>>I ignored her because I was too much of an autist and was better playing vidya than go out with her
>>eventually she gave up on me
iktf, this has happened to me so many times. im still khv too

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There's going to be more. There's a lot of new blood here that's going to be the goyim for m- I mean, someone else's ultra jew schemes.

>> No.27345015

>>27310481
I’m in 10 shares @4.87 Amgi?

>> No.27345023

>>27305319
Noone would buy 1M of your shib, you'll be left with bags

>> No.27345094

Dubs or green dogecoin $1

>> No.27345486

For future; How do i buy shit like shibe/bao/etc from the UK?

I only really have used kraken/binance. I need a retard proof guide to these random coins that arent available on the big markets

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>>27305319
Surf.finance will have synthetics and options along with their airdropped ubi token that rewards daily. All of this will be out soon. You’re not too late just yet.

>> No.27345928

>>27345486
Buy Eth, put in Metamask wallet, swap on uniswap.
Gas fees are extortionate though.

>> No.27346025

>>27345928
>Gas fees are extortionate though.
Does this even make it worth it if i can only afford like £100?

>> No.27346087

I had $3k in crypto in November and now I have 17k. I feel like it's been slow as fuck but I realize I've been gaining like 20% per week. This market has broken my perception of time. My $200 of bao became $5500, sold that but I've got another 25m ($25k at current prices) farmed from a $300 investment since I started so early and I'm not pulling my LP. There was gme, shiba, doge, all of this shit in just a few days. The bubble rises, you just need to catch a few good picks. There's always another shit rocket in clown world market.

>> No.27346164

Shib is peaking tonight

>> No.27346263

>>27345928
Also for metamask is the firefx addon alright?

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>>27305319
Anon you WILL make it, WE will make it, but only if we huddle together. Get nice and comfy and read this.
https://pengutoken.medium.com/how-huddle-finance-will-grow-with-a-unique-distribution-and-real-defi-b09eb3cce43f

This is the one project you won't miss. Bless

>> No.27346341

>>27346087
Until the bubble explodes and we're back in the Ganges like in 2017.
>>27346263
Yes.

>> No.27346400

>>27314793
is that really boxxy

>> No.27346555

Serious question guys. There is an obvious cycle on /biz/ and other crypto forum as well I would assume, with low market cap shitcoins getting massively shilled, pumping 10x and then getting dumped. Then you always have tons of threads for the next weeks of bagholders trying to get other people to buy their bags.
The only way to make money here is to jump in early with these pumps, but how do you identify them? Are these actual groups doing coordinated shilling? Could we do this more organized and stop gettin rugpulled?

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27346590

>>27305319

Yeah, well that's NOTHING

I could have bought bitcoin in 2009, sold it for eth in 2015, then sold that for raiblocks in early 2017

I would own at least 3 planets by now

>> No.27346606

>>27346341
Of course, that's why you need to open to trying some bullshit like shibas and dumplings. Bubble world goes fast. My gains go 50% btc and aave and I have price targets on those for worst case sells in case the market does implode entirely because of all this bullshit.

>> No.27346957

>>27346606
Holding my SHIBAs and we'll see what happens.

>> No.27347050

Alright, setup metamask.

So i:

>add eth to metamask wallet
>Connect metamask wallet to uniswap, swap eth to other token (e.g. bao)
>???

How do i then sell the bao i have back? just swap again once the price goes up?

>> No.27347101

>>27344454
>40%
>Missed out

I'll take my 50x from SHIB, thanks though.

>> No.27347408

imagine being me and not being able to open an account lol.

>> No.27347870

>>27347101
I have 3B from an hour ago. When can I expect a pump? After the Americans wake up?

>> No.27347929

>>27307677
will i get a cute anime gf then?

>> No.27349740

>>27339100
Bruh
Lol

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>if you chose the right shitcoins out of thousands and timed perfectly your exit in a PnD you'd be a millionaire
You don't say?

>> No.27350053

>>27347870
Sometime this week.

>> No.27350176

4ch5 shit meme coin is pumping, tis the season

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>>27317640
at least you could do it. im not even allowed on the stock markets. they just give error messages if i try to log in. i will forever be restricted to cryptos and boomer rocks and im not sure if i want to take the risks

>> No.27351386

>>27333115
its basic stuff and also from before internet services became popular. back then no one knew about kyc or the other shit but these new online things will handle you like a criminal. i miss the times when you could just walk into the local bank office and the bank worker would even know you personally and not handle you like a criminal...

>> No.27351785

>>27336053
tfw same but very limited opportunities because its illegal to use the neetbux on investments and totally not worth it if you cant win a amount that makes you set for life. would rather not go homeless for a sum that is enough for just a year of normal living

>> No.27351795

I didn’t buy shiba because the gas fees are retarded