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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8hslm1JOfbhEBqeWJR9vPw?sub_confirmation=1

DUMP ALL FINANCIAL ASSETS

I REPEAT, DUMP ALL FINANCIAL ASSETS

THIS IS A MARKET TOP

>> No.27305035
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27305035

>>27304943
i got out last week when i saw onlyfans thots on reddit selling nudes to buy stocks

>> No.27305288

Holy shit this is embarrassing. What the fuck does he know about investing? He's just gonna shill whatever he holds to just dump on his fans later

>> No.27306808

>>27305288
we'll find out in less than 12 hours

>> No.27307137
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>>27304943
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET'S
GEEET RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHHTTT
INTO THE NEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>> No.27307218

>>27304943
wasn't keem gonna convert to Judaism?

>> No.27307277

>>27304943
>sub_confirmation=1
fuck off

>> No.27307339

>>27304943
Didn't he dump all his money into XRT?

>> No.27307449

Stocks 2021 is Crypto 2017. Once the normies flood it its a wrap. Brace for impact. Bags bags bags

>> No.27308323

This has made me very uncomfortable holding any position anywhere.
I unironically feel like exiting all of my positions monday morning.

>> No.27308370

>>27307277
Sorry, I just copied the link from keemstar's twitter.

>> No.27309102

Should I dump my 401k or keep contributing?

>> No.27309456
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>>27304943
>sub_confirmation=1

Fuck off Keemstar. You were better when you called Alex a Nigger

>> No.27309519

>>27309102
Keep the 401(k) you can't lose. I AM a financial advisor. Jews are trustworthy.

>> No.27309569

>>27308323
this

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>>27304943
but yeah too many normies, this is LITERALLY a sell signal

>> No.27309636

>>27308323
Cool.

>> No.27309660

why do people refuse to call stocks stocks? is changing the c to an n the epitome of humor to them?

>> No.27309815

>>27309660
>hodl
>yuor
>an
surely we'd never do anything like that

>> No.27309909

>>27309660
based accountant who literally just wandered in
should you be not satisfying your wife sexually right now or something bro?

>> No.27310802

>>27309815
But ''hodl'' has some deep ancient lore behind it. ''Stonks'' was funny for a month because it was so random but now it's not random anymore.

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>>27307449
FUCK you may be right. Might pay to just sit on these normie sites and hit every wave early and cash out early.

Quick, everyone name a zoomer stock that hasn't taken off that may be the next trend.

>> No.27311525

The greatest FUD of all time

>> No.27311597

god this trash moves quick
people better get their bags packed fast
I’m rather buy xsn with their Layer2 DEX, top staking system and tpos algorithm rather go for this shit

>> No.27311655

>>27309660
stfu cigger

>> No.27312377

>>27304943
he has no videos?