/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.27285284]

I looked at futures edition

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://e-hentai.org/g/1759272/c1c4b2d923/
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Options!!??

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Links for Bulls
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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[Anonymous No.27285382]

YOU PUSH IT

[Anonymous No.27285412]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS oh shit, i'm sorry

[Anonymous No.27285445]

MY WALLET IS A CAGE

[Anonymous No.27285454]

>silver is up

WE'RE FUCKED

[Anonymous No.27285464]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM JOOOOOOOOMMMPPPINGGG

[Anonymous No.27285466]

Fuck the market.

[Anonymous No.27285490]

1125 NOK @ 5.80 avg
who's with me?

[Anonymous No.27285492]

NOKCHADS... TOGETHER!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDJIZkZ7L3I

[Anonymous No.27285544]

Schizo meme play for this week

Spread your jam thin, don't go all in.

[Anonymous No.27285551]

half my account in SPY calls expiring tomorrow

;_;

[Anonymous No.27285563]

i purchased TZA on friday for this exact scenario. writing was on the wall

[Anonymous No.27285579]

15 HOURS
>15 HOURS
15 HOURS
>15 HOURS
15 HOURS
>15 HOURS
15 HOURS
>15 HOURS
15 HOURS
>15 HOURS
15 HOURS
>15 HOURS
15 HOURS
>15 HOURS
15 HOURS
>15 HOURS
15 HOURS
>15 HOURS

[Anonymous No.27285587]

>futures

[Anonymous No.27285597]

https://twitter.com/rptavakol/status/1355919532343234560?s=20

[Anonymous No.27285610]

>>27285490
650 @ 4.20 breh!

[Anonymous No.27285631]

We....we'll be alright

[Anonymous No.27285649]

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.27285662]

POST BATTLE MUSIC FOR MONDAY

https://youtu.be/OgXZn_H_QAI
https://youtu.be/RZzm459vlls
https://youtu.be/Db1fj2pRFu8

[Anonymous No.27285664]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADF:LSKJ:LKJE:LCSLIKEKJKNC:LSESFE

[Anonymous No.27285679]

>>27285551
i need hedgies to somehow save me tomorrow

[Anonymous No.27285692]

>>27285551
i have june expiring 395 calls. they were already down 22% on friday. think i should dump it tommorow?

[Anonymous No.27285719]

Do not be shocked by the coming collapse

[Anonymous No.27285733]

>force a gap up on silver on a red day so bullion banks have to cover on their GME shorts to meet margin requirements
Hilarious

[Anonymous No.27285806]

How about my BB bros? How we feeling?

[Anonymous No.27285824]

>he doesn't know red futures open up green

how new..

[Anonymous No.27285843]

>>27285664
Oh sexy please open bob I cream myself for you

[Anonymous No.27285868]

>>27285662
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SyWK0n631Q

[Anonymous No.27285871]

>>27285824
except for when they don't

[Anonymous No.27285890]

>>27285662
https://youtu.be/-1e4R8QEn1k

https://youtu.be/_ZTYgq4EoRo

[Anonymous No.27285899]

chilling before the market explosion tomorrow

[Anonymous No.27285902]

YOU FUCKING IDIOTS

YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE CATTLE ACTS UP?

IT GET'S SLAUGHTERED

THANKS FOR BLOWING UP THE STOCK MARKET GME FAGGOTS

[Anonymous No.27285936]

SILVER MARKET OPEN
Time to test my humble education on leveraged contract.

[Anonymous No.27285939]

>>27285806
I like BB. Holding for 2 years.

[Anonymous No.27285940]

>>27285719

Her victorious smile made me instantly hard but I was so worried this would become a gore webm at any moment

[Anonymous No.27285943]

>>27285719
I wish my face was that glass of water

[Anonymous No.27285953]

incredibly bullish

[Anonymous No.27285973]

>>27285902
You're welcome.

[Anonymous No.27286014]

M-MUH 401K
I-I WAS GONNA USE THAT TO PAY FOR MY 2ND VACATION HOME
FUCKING ENTITLED ZOOMERS

[Anonymous No.27286017]

Convince me not to buy GME shorts a couple of hours into the market when the buy surge finally stops and the mass sell off begins

[Anonymous No.27286021]

>>27285719
built for ___

[Anonymous No.27286040]

>>27285284
Why does time slow down at 7pm local time on Friday’s?
And Monday at 3am seems like a weekly Christmas morn?

Also, why does our government, in concert with Central Banks, want us dead?
(Pic related)

[Anonymous No.27286049]

>>27285662
https://youtu.be/beoNy4MMHTc

[Anonymous No.27286064]

>>27286021
Extinction

[Anonymous No.27286073]

>>27285871
Were gonna get bought up. Green open. Then dump all day tomorrow again.

[Anonymous No.27286076]

Stimulus checks going to unbelievably meme plays. Money velocity is going negative boys
2021 why you so silly

[Anonymous No.27286080]

>>27285490
Its real nigga.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ybaru3vLuPM

[Anonymous No.27286079]

The bears in March were right, this bubble is popping with no survivors

[Anonymous No.27286084]

>>27285719
>cellulite

[Anonymous No.27286097]

>>27286017
just short it
increase the short % of the float for us please

[Anonymous No.27286118]

>NASDUMP

Don't go to NYSE tomorrow!

[Anonymous No.27286125]

>Blood red future
Unironically extremely bullish

[Anonymous No.27286134]

>2020
>Oil triggers circuit breakers
>2021
>Silver triggers circuit breakers

[Anonymous No.27286137]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.27286145]

>Updated guidance from the Biden Administration’s covid task force

>Mask wearing
>Hand washing
>Social distancing
>Stay at home

[Anonymous No.27286152]

[Anonymous No.27286168]

>>27286017
The only thing I might do is sell $5 puts on any big red day.

[Anonymous No.27286175]

>>27285662
https://youtu.be/qXIGM5AYhcs

https://youtu.be/HxgONXaLXNE

[Anonymous No.27286198]

How do you guys feel about the long-term prospects of BB?

I've been reading shills talk about its undervaluation and ability to grow and I'm starting to fall for it. What do you think? I've seen people say things like $50 before the end of February.

[Anonymous No.27286199]

>Silver Futures
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'M GONNA FOOOOOOKIN COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooOOOoOOoOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMmmmMMM

[Anonymous No.27286227]

>>27285382
What is this

[Anonymous No.27286231]

I BOUGHT NAK, NAKD AND NOK

HOW FUCKING FUCKED AM I

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.27286259]

>>27286014
>he didn't cash out his 401k under the CARES act to avoid the tax penatly

[Anonymous No.27286267]

>>27286145
god yes, tank DIS further so I can hop on that shit

[Anonymous No.27286282]

>>27285284
LET ME OUT OF GME ILL TAKE MARKET PRICE NOW

[Anonymous No.27286288]

IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHIN AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.27286299]

>>27286198
I think feb is too early given how shaky everything is getting, but definitely 50+ this year.
I like BB mid to long-term for sure.

[Anonymous No.27286301]

What do we know about $PHUN ?

[Anonymous No.27286327]

>PULL UP
>PULL UP
>PULL UP
https://youtu.be/Xlr2ZMTc52E

[Anonymous No.27286329]

>>27285662
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVT8GKTwtZw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQy8dqzV56A

[Anonymous No.27286331]

>get into stocks for the first time in years
>r*ddit zoomer faggots blow the entire thing up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9mBJ0a_aAQ

[Anonymous No.27286369]

>>27286125
if we get a 10% correction, time to buy the dip

[Anonymous No.27286378]

when do i get my feshly printed bills by the way i need my neetbux

[Anonymous No.27286392]

>>27286231
If we are ALL fucked NOBODY is fucked.....uhhhhh

[Anonymous No.27286407]

>red futures
>green VIX
Imagine my surprise

[Anonymous No.27286421]

>>27285662
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7STHIrFHg0

[Anonymous No.27286427]

>>27286198
They have their earnings in late march

[Anonymous No.27286432]

I was a crypto fag until like august last year

What was /smg/ like during the crazy crash and recovery during the first covid lockdowns?

[Anonymous No.27286471]

>>27286231
based newfren, NOK is solid

NAK al

[Anonymous No.27286472]

ITS FUCKING OVER SELL IT ALL AT OPEN HOLY FUCK WERE GOING DOWN MARCH 2020 ALL FUCKING OVER AGAIN IM GONNA LOSE ALL MY FUCKING MONEY NO NO NO AAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.27286476]

[Anonymous No.27286496]

>futures
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.27286501]

>options

[Anonymous No.27286512]

>futures

[Anonymous No.27286517]

FUCKING GAMESTOP

[Anonymous No.27286518]

>>27286432
Half the posts were AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA or OOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.27286521]

>>27285382
YEAH

[Anonymous No.27286542]

>>27285631
>silver breaking out
>indexes down
I guess I was right? Maybe? Every time i'm in a silver trade I'm extra nervous it's going to be a fake out that amounts to nothing.

[Anonymous No.27286564]

>>27286432
There was a sticky with komm susser todd in the background, fun stuff hope they do it again or something similar this time around

[Anonymous No.27286580]

>>27286432
pure gains

[Anonymous No.27286581]

THERE AINT NO STRINGS ON ME

[Anonymous No.27286609]

>>27286427
Earnings is probably not going to look too good yet, right?

[Anonymous No.27286614]

>>27285936
Kinda bought the silver a bit too soon, they were shorting it at beginning and I should have waited for price to fall a bit.
But so far, things go well.

[Anonymous No.27286615]

VIX +4% in 15 minutes.

Oh boy...

[Anonymous No.27286627]

>>27286472
WERE ALL GONNA DIEEEEEEEE!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!@!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.27286629]

rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated

[Anonymous No.27286644]

>futures

[Anonymous No.27286663]

>>27286198
30 eoy 50 in 2-3 years
Actual stocks for real companies don’t pump like crazy, don’t expect gme every stock

[Anonymous No.27286668]

>>27285490
Two 2023 7$ LEAPS, $154 average cost. Am I doing it right?

[Anonymous No.27286683]

Is it too late to buy SQQQ?

[Anonymous No.27286688]

newfag to /biz/ AND poorfag
made this after one day of lurking and i have 50 dollars more to invest
what do?
i'm on eToro

[Anonymous No.27286689]

>>27285662
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iyv905Q2omU

[Anonymous No.27286691]

>>27286432
>>/biz/?task=search2&ghost=yes&search_text=&search_subject=%2Fsmg%2F&search_username=&search_tripcode=&search_email=&search_filename=&search_datefrom=2020-03-20&search_dateto=2020-03-21&search_op=all&search_del=dontcare&search_int=dontcare&search_ord=new&search_capcode=all&search_res=post

Take a look for yourself

[Anonymous No.27286702]

Off to a great start

[Anonymous No.27286709]

Well February *is* a historically bad month

[Anonymous No.27286730]

>>27285490
I am in at 5.08 seems legit only 233 tho

[Anonymous No.27286740]

>mfw all in SPY puts

[Anonymous No.27286747]

>>27285890
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YNfX1oU2XA

[Anonymous No.27286754]

current robinhood limits.

[Anonymous No.27286755]

shiggy im gonn a losy all my cahs

[Anonymous No.27286763]

thought i was buying the dip on friday

saw all of the GME gains and wanted some gains of my own ;_;

[Anonymous No.27286770]

[Anonymous No.27286779]

This is good for GameStop

[Anonymous No.27286797]

>stock market turned into a casino after 2008
>hedge funds now angry shoeshine boys are playing it like one
You can't be angry at shoeshine boys when you are shoeshine boys, hedgies.

[Anonymous No.27286798]

>>27285719
I can only think of the mason jar. You know what I'm talking about.

[Anonymous No.27286811]

Reddit is full of trannies and faggots

[Anonymous No.27286821]

>>27286688
Mexican spotted

[Anonymous No.27286822]

ALL I'VE GOT, ALL I'VE GOT IS INSANE
ALL I'VE GOT, ALL I'VE GOT IS INSANE
ALL I'VE GOT, ALL I'VE GOT IS INSANE
ALL I'VE GOT, ALL I'VE GOT IS INSANE
ALL I'VE GOT, ALL I'VE GOT IS INSANE
ALL I'VE GOT, ALL I'VE GOT IS INSANE

[Anonymous No.27286843]

>>27286644
Relax, it's normal for all indexes to be red 3 days in a row, happens all the time.

[Anonymous No.27286848]

isn't blood red futures good for the chads holding GME ?

[Anonymous No.27286850]

>>27285719

fucking gross
i hope she burned that cup

[Anonymous No.27286854]

you arent supposed to post futures just pink basedjaks

[Anonymous No.27286885]

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

[How do I buy shares of zombo.c(...) No.27286900]

>>27285490
I bought at 4.80 am i going to be okay

[Anonymous No.27286917]

>New Robinhood buying restrictions
>NOK 2000 share and 1000 option contract limit
NOK UNLOKED tomorrow

[Anonymous No.27286925]

It's time

[Anonymous No.27286926]

AMC is pumping tomorrow, r-right?

[Anonymous No.27286941]

>>27286821
Italian, to tell the truth

[Anonymous No.27286957]

>>27286770
>Retunrs

[Anonymous No.27286970]

>>27286885
imagine if most of the money in your account was someone's elses money and they want it.

[Anonymous No.27286974]

>can't sell before it will crash

Oh fugg

[Anonymous No.27286975]

>>27286854
Am I allowed to post pasts?

[Anonymous No.27286980]

>>27286754
>GNUS
I forgot that pile of shit existed. I remember its stocktwits page is HILARIOUS

[Anonymous No.27286993]

>>27286432
you're about to find out

[Anonymous No.27287015]

>>27286926
GME and silver and the DXY are going to be the only green mate

[Anonymous No.27287018]

>>27286917
it's time

[Anonymous No.27287029]

I hope this means some AAPL cheapies

[Anonymous No.27287037]

Clearance sale, everything must go
We are slashing prices across the board

[Anonymous No.27287049]

>>27286885
>Hedgie shorts wrecked
>Have to sell off their long positions
>S&P below 50 day moving average
>Everyone fucked

[Anonymous No.27287052]

>>27286974
Just hold foreverrrrrrrr

[Anonymous No.27287053]

Do I buy SQQQ tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.27287073]

I'm basically all cash, what buy tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.27287080]

futures are about as accurate as ta

[Anonymous No.27287104]

>TQQQ
How does $60 sound?

[Anonymous No.27287120]

WE'RE NOT IN THE END GAME BY A LONG SHOT
PREPARE FOR A LONG 2021

[Anonymous No.27287121]

>>27286683
No buy some if it makes you profit buy more and continue till end of week

[Anonymous No.27287126]

>>27286917
why NOK?

[Anonymous No.27287147]

>>27286885
people doing the needful

[Anonymous No.27287161]

>>27287104

[Anonymous No.27287165]

>>27287073
wait for the DIP and acquire NOK

[Anonymous No.27287170]

>>27287073
RYCEY

[Anonymous No.27287171]

>>27286797
This.

[Anonymous No.27287173]

Nostalgia, Sunday before the first circuit breaker:

>>/biz/thread/S17643964

[Anonymous No.27287181]

This is a bear trap.

[Anonymous No.27287186]

Please keep the antisemitism at an absolute maximum or else we won't be having these generals anymore.

[Anonymous No.27287208]

FUTURES FUCKING DOWN -1% AND ITS ONLY BEEN OPEN FOR 20 FUCKING MINUTES

[Anonymous No.27287216]

>>27286885
crashing this economy with no survivors

[Anonymous No.27287222]

oof owie my life savings

[Anonymous No.27287231]

TO THE SEC,/BIZ/ IS A SATIRE BOARD, EVERYTHING SAID IN THIS BOARD IS A LIVE ACTION ROLE PLAY, NONE OF THE OPINIONS EXPRESSED HERE ARE REAL AND IN NO WAY RESPONSABLE FOR ANY MARKET MANIPULATION OR TARGETING, WE DIDN"T KNOW ABOUT GME THAT WAS REDDIT

[Anonymous No.27287233]

>>27287073
>>27285544

[Anonymous No.27287242]

>>27287080
if it's within +/- 0.5%, then it can go either way. but not when it's this one-sided

[Anonymous No.27287252]

>Been DCAing into TQQQ, FNGU, SOXL,and URTY using margin
>I just keeps going down
Not selling, gonna keep on keeping on and buy sum more.

[Anonymous No.27287257]

>>27287080

so wait i can get paid to put old boomers money into long term ETFs? Being a financial advisor sounds pretty based.

[Anonymous No.27287259]

I bought 300 NOK shares and 5 GME shares on Friday. Do you guys think it would be smart to sell of the GME stocks on Monday and put that money into more NOK stocks or is it just too late?

[Anonymous No.27287271]

>>27287037
I'm gonna slash your throat, bobo.

[Anonymous No.27287272]

>>27287049
>discount stock when I sell GME

It's not gonna all crash though, r-right?

[Anonymous No.27287274]

>>27287126
Because Nok is a meme that people went hard into and are looking for some bag holders to exit their position since they won't increase any time soon even though their financials look okay.

[Anonymous No.27287291]

>>27287186
>YOU STUPID FUCKING GOYS AND YOU'RE VIDEO GAMES MY SHEKELS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.27287313]

>>27285662
>And I got a taste of the benefits....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRKOv5JG1nk

[Anonymous No.27287322]

I DID MY TIME!

[Anonymous No.27287329]

>>27287104
gimme

[Anonymous No.27287361]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.27287372]

https://youtu.be/BUojWIJ6XAI

[Anonymous No.27287404]

I’m putting a large percentage of my net worth in amazon.

I know I’m an unimaginative pussy with low risk tolerance but I can’t help it. Whenever I start evaluating businesses all roads lead me back to amazon. They are the best company in the world imo. Always well positioned and well managed. Still growing massively. Still plenty of avenues to expand in to like a tentacle monster. I’m never going to get rich with it but at least I’m confident I’ll still beat 99% of boomer portfolios on a 5 year horizon.

[Anonymous No.27287407]

>>27285902
https://youtu.be/eCCNJePiFFM?t=7

[Anonymous No.27287422]

>>27287208
Why did you not pull out already? I’m already in crypto and made 300% gains kek

[Anonymous No.27287426]

so what the fuck we do now?
sell?
WHAT WSB IS SAYING!?

[Anonymous No.27287430]

>>27287208
>-3% per hour
>Markets don't open for another 15 hours
>-45%

[Anonymous No.27287446]

>>27287274
is it not a pretty safe long-term hodl given the current price though? not saying it’s going to moon, but doesn’t it seem like a pretty safe bet that there is profit to be seen there?

[Anonymous No.27287447]

Holy fuck you guys were right about fidelity being having a boomer-tier interface. I have to actually get approval to trade options on on a normal account?! What the fuck is this bullshit? No wonder most people didn't bother with trading before robhinhood.

[Anonymous No.27287460]

>bought 100 shares of UVXY as a joke on friday AH

when do i sell, lads? PT?

[Anonymous No.27287463]

>>27286747
Leviathan has the best fucking frontispiece

[Anonymous No.27287500]

>>27286282
The true market price is $0.

[Anonymous No.27287505]

MY GAINS MY FUCKING GAINS NONONONONONONO MAKE IT STOP

[Anonymous No.27287520]

>>27287322
>slipknot poster
im upset that i know this but it's based for the clown market we are in

[Anonymous No.27287539]

>>27287404
Plan on buying a longish OTM call on them tomorrow and maybe a few weeklies for earnings.

[Anonymous No.27287551]

>buy when there's blood in the street
sell everything frens.
then when everything drops, BUY BUY BUY
we're all gonna make it

[Anonymous No.27287554]

>>27287446
There is but its a VERY long position.

[Anonymous No.27287568]

>>27287430
> wait 2 days
> have to pay brokers to remove stocks from your portfolio before you get into $4mil debt

[Anonymous No.27287569]

>recovering
fuck I was so excited.

[Anonymous No.27287572]

I'M FUCKING SELLING EVERYTHING

[Anonymous No.27287579]

>>27287173
So much volume that there was a sticky post:

>>/biz/thread/S17661529

[Anonymous No.27287608]

>>27287104
I would coom so hard

[Anonymous No.27287638]

>>27286609
I have no idea, but their previous earnings didn't look good

[Anonymous No.27287647]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-I85HZlVvx4

[Anonymous No.27287683]

>>27287404
My only question has been why did their share price dropped from 3.5k and flatline in the low 3k's, because I generally feel the same way. Maybe they just need a split surge a la Tesla

[Anonymous No.27287690]

>>27287551
based and calculated trader pilled

[Anonymous No.27287718]

>>27287520
Welcome to the fun newfriend. Don't forget your classics:
> ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
> WAKE ME UP INSIDE (CAN'T WAKE UP)
> CAUSE I'M FREEEEEEEE FREE FALLLLLLIN
etc, etc.

[Anonymous No.27287731]

>>27287147
Don't tarnish Stronghold you faggot.

[Anonymous No.27287735]

>futures red
Eh, CLF would've dumped even if they were green

[Anonymous No.27287746]

Die NASDAQ.

I'm upping my position on AMD tomorrow.

Hedgies get the rope.

[Anonymous No.27287749]

Silver already up in Tokyo, kikes seething
>thread theme https://youtu.be/5Px-eDMeS8o

[Anonymous No.27287756]

>>27287015
not like this...

[Anonymous No.27287778]

>>27287569
>>27287579

[Anonymous No.27287794]

>>27287746
based

[Anonymous No.27287819]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkX2NAKFM5Q

[Anonymous No.27287822]

AAAHHHH
OOOOOOO
I'M
I'M RECOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVERING
UUUUGGGGGHHHFFF

[Anonymous No.27287829]

Tech earnings were last week, right?

[Anonymous No.27287833]

FALL FURTHER. I WANT CHEAPIES

[Anonymous No.27287853]

>>27287460
at $200

[Anonymous No.27287854]

Let's say I bought UVXY puts last Friday, how fucked am I...

[Anonymous No.27287882]

>Missed out on GME
>Missed out on AMC
>Now missing out on silver
FUCK FUCK FUCK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.27287884]

>>27287690
we truly have the power to be the next generation that holds the wealth.

[Anonymous No.27287905]

Futures theme
https://youtu.be/lIYbtDgoxGE

[Anonymous No.27287910]

>>27287551
>>27287690
The moment I sell it'll begin recovering I'm going down with the ship if necessary

[Anonymous No.27287918]

>>27287854
very

[Anonymous No.27287924]

Well I assume my oil stocks are dead tomorrow. Thankfully I sold my bank stocks so I don't have to worry about that, and my BTC miners should remain fairly flat by the looks of BTC price. But my BB is probably going to tank fucking hard, and that's going to hurt like hell.

[Anonymous No.27287926]

>>27287854
why the fuck would you

[Anonymous No.27287968]

Red candle at night, bull's delight
Red candle in morning, bulls take warning

[Anonymous No.27287979]

>>27287854
Expect to hit $0 by Tuesday at latest.

[Anonymous No.27288009]

>>27287924
How do you think WKHS will do?

[Anonymous No.27288010]

This week I'm gonna try something different - close my eyes, put my fingers in my ears, ignore everything and side with the crafty manipulating jew - SPY 382c 2/5

[Anonymous No.27288025]

>>27287853
you realize the covid crash topped out at 130, right?

[Anonymous No.27288030]

>>27287120
2021 years of consecutive victory

[Anonymous No.27288043]

ANONS IS IT SAFE TO BUY SILVER MINERS?
Should I just abandon the market?

[Anonymous No.27288064]

>>27287968
Red candle all week, bulls get castrated

[Anonymous No.27288083]

Do you think ARKG is a good choice for the more speculative/growth stock side of a portfolio?

[Anonymous No.27288096]

Well, GME squeeze tomorrow is basically confirmed, a fucking bloodbath this early, guess the shorters ran out of time and the owners want their money back, kek.

[Anonymous No.27288101]

>>27287579
Here's the thread where futures open before Black Monday II:

>>/biz/thread/S17824223

[Anonymous No.27288107]

>>27285662
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3YzmjmAGoI

[Anonymous No.27288131]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S OGRE, SELL EVERYTHING AND MAKE ME SOME CHEAPIES

[Anonymous No.27288134]

>>27288043
Bayhorse silver is the most undervalued miner rn but heres a list. due you own DD

[Anonymous No.27288148]

What the fuck happened? Futes down 300 points in just the first 30 minutes means we may hit breakers tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.27288157]

OH GOD BROS
DO YOU FEEL THE PRINTERS WHIRRING UP
I'M GOING TO FUCKING COOOOOOOOM

[Anonymous No.27288168]

ACTUAL FOOTAGE OF NOK STOCK FROM TOMORROW NOW THAT IT’S THE ONLY TRADABLE MEMESTOCK ON RH

[Anonymous No.27288176]

Who else all in cash?! (Friday was when I pulled out of this shitstorm)

[Anonymous No.27288183]

-300

[Anonymous No.27288194]

>>27287554
Not a bad stock to buy and exercise options on if you don't want to gamble too much on it either.

[Anonymous No.27288215]

>>27287926
Because the market dumped two fucking days in a row and the vix shot up like 30% that's why...

[Anonymous No.27288220]

>Silver futures
holy fucking shit

[Anonymous No.27288235]

>>27288064
>Red candle at night, bull's delight
>Red candle in morning, bulls take warning

Red candle all weeks, we slappin' bull's cheeks

[Anonymous No.27288240]

>>27288096
The squeeze is already squoze what do you think +1700% in 4 days was?

[Anonymous No.27288258]

>>27288168
NOK UNLOKED

[Anonymous No.27288303]

buy SLV or PSLV at open?

[Anonymous No.27288318]

>>27287404
>low risk
Investing in a company that has been crabbing down for 6 months, and has a P/E ratio of 90, is NOT low risk Anon. We ARE in a bubble. Everyone knows it. The question is not IF it will pop, but WHEN.

[Anonymous No.27288322]

>AMC still limited to 10 shares
It's afraid.

[Anonymous No.27288326]

Imma get a margin call aren't I? I got loose about another 30% till I hit maintenance fuggg

[Anonymous No.27288336]

>>27288168
price target for tomorrow? looks like my 4k shares at $5 aren't fucked after all.

[Anonymous No.27288339]

>>27288176
Nope. Wish I pulled some out last week damnit.

[Anonymous No.27288348]

>>27288096
Go back

[Anonymous No.27288355]

>>27288148
>>27288183
time to buy everything

[Anonymous No.27288358]

>>27288009
Everything that was bought secondary to GME during the run up will likely tank tomorrow. PLTR, Workhorse, BB, NOK, etc. GME and MAYBE AMC will be the only ones that will possibly sidestep that outcome.

[Anonymous No.27288370]

>>27287910
https://youtu.be/DD9qCxV8PYc?t=26
Do what you want, calculate your risk. Ususally if stock goes up on open, many people cash in on short gains and it goes down instantly. Unless there is some very good news around it or prediction.

[Anonymous No.27288378]

>>27288176
Cunny gang is all cash.

[Anonymous No.27288422]

[Anonymous No.27288424]

>>27288009
I think WKHS will have a safe $30 floor. It may dip below but it got a "Biden Bump" so I think it's safe to say it wont stay under 30 unless bad news comes out specifically with the company.

[Anonymous No.27288464]

>>27288336
> NOK price target
4 dollars until heat death of the universe

[Anonymous No.27288471]

>>27288240
https://isthesqueezesquoze.com/
>https://isthesqueezesquoze.com/
https://isthesqueezesquoze.com/
>https://isthesqueezesquoze.com/

tl;dr fuck you kike, pay what you owe hedgie :^)

>>27288303
PSLV apparently, idk why but that's what some anon said.

[Anonymous No.27288474]

>>27288240
>I don't know what a squeeze is or does sorry
Here, kiddo.
http://isthesqueezesquoze.com/

[Anonymous No.27288480]

>>27288101
Market open on Black Monday II, there appears to be a new thread every 10-15 minutes:

>>/biz/thread/S17845058
>>/biz/thread/S17845668

[Anonymous No.27288485]

>>27288096
IS WE HODLING GME?

[Anonymous No.27288489]

>>27288134
Plz wait a day with shilling BHS. I would like to buy more shares tomorrow first.

[Anonymous No.27288505]

>>27288240
Im thinking GME to 800 tomorrow

[Anonymous No.27288521]

>>27288240

[Anonymous No.27288527]

>>27285284
VIX Futures moooning. OH NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.27288542]

$GTE bros, they are trying to fuck us. Out of all the stocks robinhood halted, we had the smallest market cap. Imagine the pump that awaited us and still does.
They limited $GTE to 5 shares buy limit.
Why do you think they did this to such a low cap gem? Citadel or one of their fund must have a decent short on it, that's the only explanation.
If you guys are with another broker, buy GTE, you won't regret it

[Anonymous No.27288550]

[Anonymous No.27288570]

i made a reddit harvester but don't know what to do with the data

[Anonymous No.27288576]

g-guys? Am I on the right t-track??
(crypto swinging pnl for january)

[Anonymous No.27288583]

>>27288471
And how do you know that link isn’t from people planning to dump on?

[Anonymous No.27288601]

>>27288358
Nah, futures are down 270 and silver is parabolic. Not shit is about be green tomorrow. I can't wait to the pinkjaks when GME goes sub $100.

[Anonymous No.27288604]

>>27288339
Why? The past week was peak dumb money. I’d say the level of dumb money was an historic high,

[Anonymous No.27288611]

Reminder that PLTR is a long term hold. Do not be afeared.

[Anonymous No.27288639]

IM FEELING BULLISH

[Anonymous No.27288653]

>>27288378
cunny is the chads choice

[Anonymous No.27288679]

PLTR better dip HARD
I sold last week

[Anonymous No.27288702]

>>27286740
Yes. 25% of my portfolio is SPY puts right now 50% OTC and 25% cash.

[Anonymous No.27288707]

ill sell my autoredditor for 50k any buyers

[Anonymous No.27288722]

>>27288521
You people are retarded I’ve been holding gme since before you. Both sides are fishy as fuck and I just want my gains

[Anonymous No.27288731]

>>27288542
im just using this as an easy way to accumulate more, but im in canada with no restrictions

[Anonymous No.27288745]

SELL FUCKING EVERYTHING 10 YEARS OF BEAR MARKET

[Anonymous No.27288747]

>>27288679
it has strong support around $35 mate.

[Anonymous No.27288770]

>>27288480
Market close Black Monday II:

>>/biz/thread/S17858543
>>/biz/thread/S17859321

[Anonymous No.27288776]

>I'm only 1/3rd cash

[Anonymous No.27288777]

What's more likely: a crash that should happen and everyone expects to happen does? Or the kikes pump the market, preventing a crash immediately after their lackey gets in office, saving the hedgies, fucking over retail, and lining their own pockets with more stolen shekels?

[Anonymous No.27288783]

What do you call this pattern?

[Anonymous No.27288825]

NOKKKKKK GANGGGGGGG

[Anonymous No.27288833]

>>27285902
I agree with you anon. I hate those GME assholes.

[Anonymous No.27288838]

>>27287554
>>27288194
intredasting. thanks for your responses. i have done little more than dabble with options because i lack the experience and knowledge necessary to make educated decisions about them, but I will probably accumulate more shares though.

[Anonymous No.27288842]

SPY WILL NEVER BE GREEN EVER AGAIN FUCKING SELL IT ALL HOLY SHIT

[Anonymous No.27288858]

I'm on + with silver now, we got growing trend.

[Anonymous No.27288863]

>>27288583
because you can literally follow all the references and do your own research to come to the same conclusion

fuck off and get your rope hedgie

[Anonymous No.27288865]

>>27286688
bump
kindly help a brainlet

[Anonymous No.27288878]

>>27288747
A light dip is fine too, then.

[Anonymous No.27288885]

>>27288485
IF HE'S STILL IN, I'M STILL IN!

[Anonymous No.27288893]

>>27288783
Citadel trying to cover there ass

[Anonymous No.27288906]

>>27288176
cash and GME and VXX

[Anonymous No.27288941]

Looks like we are mooning GME chads
Opening at 500 closing at 700

[Anonymous No.27288946]

anybody got any good longs on energy? I've been eyeballing NOVA and REGI. anybody got any input on those?

[Anonymous No.27288947]

>>27287746
was just about to mention AMD, AMD is getting shit on by the MM, this gem i find has been overlooked and they have tried to keep it down since 2.00.

[Anonymous No.27288948]

>>27288776
>only 0.5% cash
no pain no gain

[Anonymous No.27288957]

May the green gods bless us in the weeks to come

[Anonymous No.27288979]

>>27288863
Yes everyone who doubts a stock going up 13000% is a hedgie that comes to /biz/

They literally covered their position and bought puts at a higher price

[Anonymous No.27288989]

>>27285284
Sup bros, newfag (to life) here, what are the safest stocks and what should I invest in?

[Anonymous No.27288993]

>>27288318
No the question is whether or not the company's actual revenues and profits will catch up to the stock valuation.
Given the rapid and aggressive expansion into so many sectors it's not unlikely either.
Give it more thought than just
>muh bubble

[Anonymous No.27289001]

>>27288604
I made a couple grand off swinging ATOS so I dumped that into my NOK stack. Fingers crossed lmao

[Anonymous No.27289002]

>2000 NOK shares limit on RH
tomorrow is going to be a good day NOK chads

[Anonymous No.27289004]

The Jews are literally going to crash the market as an act of revenge. It is better that the whole economy burn than the goyim take a single cent from the Jews.

[Anonymous No.27289012]

>>27288576
what's your tracking software?

[Anonymous No.27289027]

>>27288378
i hope you get shot like the animal you are if you really jerk off to this shit

[Anonymous No.27289035]

>>27286017
I hope you make bank off those fuckers , anon. If you do, blow some of their money on high end hookers and cocaine. Fuck GME

[Anonymous No.27289039]

>>27288777
Market goes down because of the snow storm and newfags panic because of it and it goes down even further

[Anonymous No.27289041]

>>27288378

[Anonymous No.27289040]

>>27286688
bro you gotta pick 1 position when you have that little, either option play or a small cap that could blow up.

[Anonymous No.27289049]

>>27288948

[Anonymous No.27289064]

I miss march 2020. The halts, fear in CNBC eyes, Jim Cramer's ranting about the virus,

[Anonymous No.27289087]

>>27289002
It'll open with 1 available

[Anonymous No.27289091]

>>27288215
Dumped Wednesday and Friday, will dump on Monday too. But yes, I agree

[Anonymous No.27289096]

>>27288979
They may have covered some lower positions and gone up, correct, however there is no way they covered even 25% of their positions in total and the total short float was 240%.

kys

[Anonymous No.27289102]

>>27288989
Government bonds

[Anonymous No.27289111]

>went all in SQQQ on friday

[Anonymous No.27289122]

>>27288941
Lmao

[Anonymous No.27289140]

>>27288989
SPY

[Anonymous No.27289142]

>>27285662
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTsD2FjmLsw

ITS BEEN A LONG JOURNEY AND NOT ALL OF US WILL COME OUT ALIVE. THEY ATTACKED OUR GAINS. THIS TIME WE HIT THEM WHERE IT HURTS.

[Anonymous No.27289161]

Exposeure to silver was one of the first things i did with my portfolio when i first started.

I've felt like a idiot until this moment

[Anonymous No.27289165]

>>27289012
nah, thats just binance futures profit and loss analysis page with custom colors.

[Anonymous No.27289174]

>>27288989
not financial advice, but defense contractors, airlines and green energy seems like a good bet for the future.

[Anonymous No.27289175]

>>27288893
So they'll have to sell off SLV to pay for GME, dropping the price?

[Anonymous No.27289192]

>>27288378
UUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Child tummy erotic ;_; ;_; ;_;

[Anonymous No.27289196]

>>27288550

[Anonymous No.27289204]

baked
>>27289173
>>27289173
>>27289173

[Anonymous No.27289232]

>>27288318

I feel you but amazons P/E I’m pretty sure was like 120 a year or two ago. The price/sales on it is 4 right now. Basic value metrics have been wrong about amazon for a decade because they have good solid ways of reinvesting their profits to generate more revenue and widen their mote. If anything it’s starting to finally look like a sane valuation to a value investor.

And I think covid has greatly accelerated its adoption and it’s not a temporary thing. Many more people see the value and probably aren’t going back.

But on a macro level yes I’m keeping at least 50% of what I put in reserved for dip buying.

[Anonymous No.27289320]

>>27289161
my brother has physical silver horded on his property, like massive amounts - we thought he was crazy back in 2009...

[Anonymous No.27289376]

SOURCE ON WHETHER OR NOT MOST GME SHORTS ARE COVERED?

ALL I GOT'S THIS GUY SAYING NO.

https://twitter.com/S3Partners/status/1355225495835709441

[Anonymous No.27289436]

>>27289002
I hope so or IMG going to be nothing but red dildos

[Anonymous No.27289456]

>>27287882
You haven't missed AMC

[Anonymous No.27289507]

>>27289096
They covered like 2.5b worth and bought more at like 300-400

[Anonymous No.27289548]

>>27286517
I second that thought. Fuck GME

[Anonymous No.27289642]

>>27286754
Buying or selling?

[Anonymous No.27289728]

I never actually hated Reddit in my life. But if economy goes to shit and my family becomes unemployed I think I will do just that

[Anonymous No.27289733]

>>27285662
https://youtu.be/qI-Takf76RY

[Anonymous No.27289736]

>>27285902
Glowkike

[Anonymous No.27289802]

>>27287683

Yeah i think the share price is high enough to keep out lots of robinhood cucks.

But im thinking there is some anticipation that microsoft took some share in the cloud business. They reported 50 percent growth and people may be thinking some of that was at the expense of amazon. I kind of doubt that but its my best explanation.

[Anonymous No.27289891]

Silver up 7%. Is this real?

[Anonymous No.27289918]

I dunno if I can ever get over this shitty boomer Fidelity interface. Even their trading platform is boomer-tier

[Anonymous No.27290066]

>>27289642
buying and total ownership. no limits on selling.

[Anonymous No.27290228]

>>27289507
we didn't evne have that much volume

[Anonymous No.27290332]

>>27285284
Is buying put index certificates on SnP 500 for yuropoors retarded? I heard certificates from banks are designed to rip you off but it's so easy money to bet on falling prices due to the GME squeeze

[Anonymous No.27290416]

>>27288339
I only pulled out 50%. Should have gone all cash..

[Anonymous No.27290592]

>>27288505
800 cents perhaps

[Anonymous No.27290689]

>>27290332
Depends on the fees. Commissions or markup or expense ratios or however they charge you.