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DIAMOND HANDS BOYS

>> No.27246718
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>NEVER SELLING! IT'S NOT ABOUT MONEY, IT'S ABOUT SENDING A MESSAGE!! My entry? $480

>> No.27246843
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Oh shit, someone posted a soi-jack better liquidate my portfolio.

>> No.27246953
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why dog dump???

>> No.27247011
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>YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, I OWN ONE WHOLE SHARE OF GME
>THIS ISN'T ABOUT THE MONEY
>I CAN'T WAIT TO 2X MY $500 PORTFOLIO
>HOOOOOOOOLY SHIT BRO!!!! I MADE $50 ON ROBINHOOD!!! THIS IS EPIC!!!!!
>DOGE TO THE MOON! REDDIT IS GOING TO PUMP THIS SOOOOO HARD

>> No.27247026
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I walked past a mega babe today
She looked me up and down hungrily, gave me the 'fuck me' eyes and as she passed I heard her whisper to her girlfriends "you just know he's got a massive stack". Her friend blushed as I caught her checking out my Q t-shirt.
Got back home and must admit was feeling like bit of a megachad.
My new Comex 1 kilo bars arrived today (bought low, 4chan insider) and I didn't waste any time in unpacking them. The silvery shinyness to the sheen of them really sets off these new bars quite well. Suddenly I was overcome with lust after all that had happened today and found myself reaching for the nearest Comex bar, or 'cummies' as I call them. I am quite the silver bvll since I started taking SuperMale Vitality™.
Before you know i was spread eagled on the bed with a kilo bar lubed up and ready to go. Bliss.
This is my life now and it's better than ever. What can I say, it just seems like people are really coming rand to this whole silver thing.

>> No.27247043
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This dude is down $80K

>> No.27247114

I saw all these posts on reddit recently, and none of them had retarded wojaks in them

>> No.27247162
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My dead dad's legacy rests enjrely on me putting what little he left me into a dying company

Edit1: this blew up!!
Edit2: thank you for gold!!! I will be doubling down with 100x leverage long on gamestop!!

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Kikes BTFO!

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>>27246843
>Oh shit, someone posted a soi-jack better liquidate my portfolio

>> No.27247277
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>>27246526
SELL RIGHT NOW, YOU HAD YOUR FUN, DON'T GO IN FOR THE GRAND SLAM, YOU'RE DUMB, YOU HAVE NO TALENT, HEDGIES ARE SMARTER THAN YOU, I HATE YOU, THAT'S WHY I'M GIVING YOU THIS ADVICE TO SELL SO YOU DON'T RUIN YOUR LIFE, BECAUSE I HATE YOU OYYYYYY VEYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>> No.27247337
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>>27246526
>Swingies get the rope!

>> No.27247390

>>27246526
>YOOOOO BUY AMC AND SILVER!!! WAIT FOR MUH SHIRT SQUEEEEEZE!! *CHUGS UNHEALTHY AMOUNT OF S O Y* BTW I FUKING LUV STOCKS NOW

>> No.27247535
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If one more of my normie relatives sends me this gay fucking shit, I'm goin postal.

>> No.27247705
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>GUYS GUYS LISTEN I'M SERIOUS NOW LISTEN PLEASE LET'S ALL PUMP AT 7PM PST AND HODLLLLL IT DUMPERS ARE BAD PEOPLE, YOU HAVE TO HODL TRUST ME IT'LL GO TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOON 100USD SOON

>> No.27247770

>>27246526
Post nose

>> No.27247781

>>27247043
This dude has the money to be down $80K and not worry about it.

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>>27247043
>I'm down $80,000 but still holding with a smile on my face

>> No.27248042

>>27247781
You don't have the money to be down on your 2/10ths of a share?

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>956984w.jpg

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>DEEP
>FUCKING
>VALUE

>> No.27248424
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>pump when the euros wake up
>just you wait until the chinese wake up pump incoming
>As soon as americans wake up again it will 5x
>pump when the euros wake up
>just you wait until the chinese wake up pump incoming
>As soon as americans wake up again it will 5x
>pump when the euros wake up
>just you wait until the chinese wake up pump incoming
>As soon as americans wake up again it will 5x
>BRO JUST YOU WAIT UNTIL GOD WAKES UP HE WILL SMITE US ALL INTO HELL

>> No.27249181

>>27246526
Guys im gonna sell. I feel kinda bad about these Jewish hedgefund guys..

>> No.27249470

I'm selling when it hits 500, please keep holding yes. It's about sending a message. I'll support you from my new mansion.

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>>27247043
that's just fucking sad