/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.27241404]

>Brokers:
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>Stock market words:
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>Educational sites:
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>Free chart:
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https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
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https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
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https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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>Options!!??

>Boomer Investing 101:
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>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
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>List of hedge fund holdings:
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>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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[Anonymous No.27241478]

Realistically, how low can we go?

[Anonymous No.27241506]

>tfw GME hype will crash the whole market
>elites have been planning this since some time
>redditors are just useful idiots
>the great reset

[Anonymous No.27241526]

>>27241478
What a disgusting picture. How much do you weigh?

[Anonymous No.27241540]

AMC $9 EOD

[Anonymous No.27241579]

>>27241526
6', 6 inches 79kg

[Anonymous No.27241584]

>>27241540
I'd still be green but fuck I don't like that

[Anonymous No.27241596]

>>27241506
I don't see a problem with that.

[Anonymous No.27241613]

Monday will be green, a portent to a very solidly green week that will mostly recover from last week's losing streak.

[Anonymous No.27241641]

nvda

[Anonymous No.27241667]

What's with all the doomposting the last few days? Most notably, the silver crowd from the GME thing. Don't they realize Central banks WILL act if everything tanks again to prop things up back to their ATH? Wasn't 2008 proof enough? Wasn't 2012 Europe proof enough? Wasn't fucking March 2020 proof enough? It was just a few months ago, for fucks sake. Our capitalist system has proven itself time and time again through history that it's the final boss you can't defeat, it went through wars, world wars, depression, commies, pandemics, and pretty much everything. At this point, not even an asteroid impact would defeat it.

[Anonymous No.27241674]

>>27241404
Everyone here is invited to the golden land
Reminder to buy Gold / Silver / Nickle / UUUU stocks

[Anonymous No.27241710]

I really don’t wanna play the volatility game this week lads. Should I wait until the GameStop shit blows over before going long on anything new?

[Anonymous No.27241725]

>>27241579
post body then

[Anonymous No.27241739]

>>27241540
some faggot podcaster with a bunch of followers was apparently talking about the AMC hype this morning, normies are gonna pump this shit retarded high this week dude, think about it, the entry cost for AMC is low, any retard wageslave can throw down $50, multiply that by at least a few million retards and you get a solid pump, if you wanna PnD the rocket leaves monday

[Anonymous No.27241806]

>>27241739
So you're saying I should short AMC?

[Anonymous No.27241813]

>>27241667
do you really want to be holding though -70% nasdaq

[Anonymous No.27241824]

>>27241506
>Normies get in on it and buy a ton of GME shares
>Explodes for a few minutes
>Normies see a ton of $$$
>Institutions withdraw
>Normies mass withdraw as soon as it stales for a few minutes because they don't know shit about stocks
>GME crashes hard
>Muh "diamond hand" plebbitors cash out due to panic
>Other plebbitors and normies go back in trying to catch a falling knife and get sliced hard.
>Jews win again and people lose money.
This is what will happen, we've seen this before. Yet people act it's different this time.

[Anonymous No.27241845]

>>27241667
Where would interest rates be lowered to? Bringing the market up again will require a larger notional amount than last time since money is more plentiful now. It'll get harder and harder

[Anonymous No.27241851]

>>27241667
>Central banks WILL act

With what? Interest rates are zero, and in some cases less. Central banks are already the largest buyers of government debt; in some auctions they’ve been the ONLY buyers. I mean, I guess the Fed could buy up all the GME shares too, but I’m not sure I want to be on the other side of a scenario where the US central bank is a majority shareholder in all the S&P 500 components.

[Anonymous No.27241855]

>>27241667
Stocks going down is literally illegal.

Also doomposting is actually a buy sign. Peaks are usually full euphoria

[Anonymous No.27241885]

>>27241404
Should I buy amc?

[Anonymous No.27241887]

Don't like to trade crypto, as it's hard to get a profit with it, but I am a fan of binary platformsDoes anyone use Baex( #baex)?

A many of people are speaking about it, and I want to know your opinion. As for pros, people talk about a great number of popular shares and market options, as well as a referral model and transparent open-source code. Is it a good decision?

[Anonymous No.27241940]

>>27241851
hello are you new?

[Anonymous No.27241941]

>>27241667
Look at the federal funds rate and treasury yields... Lower and lower every year. At some point the gravy train will stop and the Fed will have to decide between an inflationary crash or a deflationary crash.

[Anonymous No.27241963]

>>27241845
>>27241851
Interests were already at 0 in March, at least for ECB and BOJ. Didn't stop them from propping up the markets in a few weeks back to their ATH, and even more. I think you just don't understand how many creative ways they have to prop things up. This isn't Zerohedge here, CBs are there to stay.

[Anonymous No.27241971]

>>27241667
Sure but who wants to sit through a crash? If you think there are no more gains to be made then it's time to cash out and wait for an correction.

The economy hasn't grown, vaccine and stimuli is priced in. What's left?

[Anonymous No.27242009]

>>27241885
I keep telling you to stay away from AMC and NOK stocks
They are China's puppets

[Anonymous No.27242014]

>>27241940
At some point printing more money to prop up the stock market will stop working.

[Anonymous No.27242068]

Alright I'm no retard but I'm still relatively new to this. Can somebody smart properly explain what the actual deal with GME is:
(and no I'm not in GME and don't particularly want to be in it)

>How exactly can a hedge fund short a share twice?
>Wtf are synthetic shares?
>Do we have any way of knowing the actual live short percentage of the float?

Thank you oldfags, I know it's a pain in the ass that so many people are asking question about this.

I am NOT asking:
>Should I buy GME
>Will GME go up/down

[Anonymous No.27242073]

>>27241824
This looks like an average monday premarket scenario to me.

[Anonymous No.27242081]

>>27242014
I'm surprised it didn't stop working decades ago.

[Anonymous No.27242092]

>>27242009
>Muh Chyna
Don’t care, still investing in BABA and NIO

[Anonymous No.27242125]

Since I'm new to all this chances of amc taking off? I bought 20 at $3 so I'm safe anyway but it'll be nice to get a nice profit. The volume in Friday was insane and despite millions of shares being dumped the value hardly changed so I'm confident

[Anonymous No.27242148]

>>27242068
I like this guy. I think he's gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.27242156]

>>27241404
what is the real hype price of GME?
1k? like what is the hype price before the brokers limited you amount in buying.

[Anonymous No.27242161]

>>27241806
probably, the hype won't stay once the normies realize they can't pull a GME on it because of the sheer volume, but those of us paying attention could easily make a quick couple thousand off it

[Anonymous No.27242162]

Stacking more UVXY and SQQQ calls

I'm pretty sure I'm right about this.

[Anonymous No.27242163]

>>27241855
Anon, where have you been? Internet is full of euphoria, anons who told to sell GME/AMC got called kikes last week.

Pretty sure most people think stonks will go up and that MSM is lying about possible GME crash

[Anonymous No.27242166]

>>27242081
QE (the Fed buying stocks) is a relatively new thing. They used to only buy treasury bonds with the money they created.

[Anonymous No.27242170]

>>27242068
No. Go away. You are literally a single google search away from understanding what a synthetic long is.

[Anonymous No.27242221]

Any reason not to use Webull? I like their UI and so much information is readily available.

[Anonymous No.27242229]

>>27242163
We are at peak GME, yes. We are not at peak QQQ.

[Anonymous No.27242264]

>>27242014
People have been saying that forever and yet it never does.
So what if the market crashed 70% ? It'll recover within months and be higher than before.
Even if it doesnt that just means more time to buy low for when it does.
Do you guys not have income?
Having anything above an emergency fund in cash is retarded.

[Anonymous No.27242267]

>>27241506
> TFW when tendie eating autists get massive amounts of cash before market crash
> tfw they buy the fucking dip
You’re looking at this the wrong way.

[Anonymous No.27242291]

>>27241667
You should probably go /cashgang/ for the week.
Wait out the volatility and hop back in when shit dies down.
Or become very based by going all in on VIX and SQQQ.

[Anonymous No.27242300]

>>27242009
Go short on AMC, enjoy the monday/tuesday pump, dump by the end of next week. EZ friday gains /biz/ who gives a fuck about the reddit lefties trying to "send a message"
Enjoy that "message" in the soup line

[Anonymous No.27242321]

>>27242221
privacy if you give a shit
webull app has a decent options chain

[Anonymous No.27242328]

>>27242068
Some Kikes are getting revenge on other kikes. The whole thing of this being a spontaneous Reddit movement is a bunch of BS. I believe what Fauci has to say more than this narrative

[Anonymous No.27242357]

>>27242221
>he decides his financial future based on flashy buttons, user interface, and "looking sleek and modern"
NGMI

[Anonymous No.27242359]

I'm glad when this reaches its peak, you guys won't even be a footnote in the news articles. Fucking fascists.

[Anonymous No.27242380]

Puts on banks seems like a good strategy if this silver thing takes off

[Anonymous No.27242396]

Is PSLV a meme or could you realistically gain a few dozen percent over the next year or so

[Anonymous No.27242397]

>>27242264
The massive inflation of the monetary base has only been going on since 2008 and getting faster with each passing year. It's an unprecedented economic experiment that will probably end up badly.

[Anonymous No.27242404]

>>27242170
I already did rudeboy. This isn't going to cause a "gamma squeeze".
https://www.nasdaq.com/glossary/s/synthetic-stock

[Anonymous No.27242405]

>>27242300
>who gives a fuck about the reddit lefties trying to "send a message"
>Enjoy that "message" in the soup line
Based words anon. AMC puts will bank

[Anonymous No.27242437]

Best tools for backtesting 90’s era PnD’s? Is it possible to paper trade the past in real time? And/or automate a robo-fren to do it for me?

[Anonymous No.27242436]

>>27242357
I have fidelity too, but their mobile UI is awful. So yes, flashy pls.

[Anonymous No.27242438]

>>27242357
old-school fintech terminals, expecially IBKR, are fucking cancer tho.

[Anonymous No.27242455]

should i be advising my dad to sell everything in his 401k? or can he move it to something safe to avoid the crash everyone is anticipating? he's a boomer nearing retirement and im afraid for him.

[Anonymous No.27242480]

>>27241667
Ignore doomposters
This market still has a solid 1-3 years left to milk gains out of
Don't miss out!

[Anonymous No.27242495]

I sold all my TQQQ at 95 monday morning and I am glad i did

[Anonymous No.27242503]

buy UUP

[Anonymous No.27242513]

>>27242009
> NOK
> Chinese
How fucking retarded can you get?

[Anonymous No.27242517]

>>27242437
Not really... There isn't any decent software for backtesting that I know of you'll have to make do with excel spreadsheets and VBA macros.

[Anonymous No.27242544]

>>27242009
i own AMC and NOK stock, fuck you faggot. all of the memes are gonna pump monday and the top 3 have been GME/AMC/NOK in that order. stop FUD'ing.

[Anonymous No.27242567]

>>27242161
I for one welcome the normies who have no ability to buy/sell options. It's been quite profitable with covered calls. Hell, I can even risk bagholding on a lot of shit now and still be up.

[Anonymous No.27242576]

>>27242404
>a call option on a stock won't cause a gamma squeeze
Yes they do.

But there won't be any more gamma squeezes on GME because
a) there are a lot less options left
b) the MMs have adjusted their algos by now.

[Anonymous No.27242588]

>>27242291
>shorting NASDAQ
I'm not falling for that trick again. Ever. Sure, I can understand selling some positions just to be safe, but I'm not playing the shorting game. It worked in March, until it didn't, and went the reverse way. And it went the reverse way fucking quick and hard. I still made a quick buck out of shorting it, but it wasn't worth the effort. At all. I would've made far more money if I just sticked to the plan I had, instead of falling for the shorting meme. I would've made far more money if I did just DCA the whole downtrend, as one should do.

[Anonymous No.27242601]

I know there at least one person out of the inevitable 100 posters who actually knows the answer to these questions.
>>27242068

[Anonymous No.27242608]

>>27242438
Bro all you need is a dialog window to open orders and a button to close them you can use charting software that's unrelated to your broker.

[Anonymous No.27242618]

>>27242009
NOK is one of the only tech companies that isn't full on China at this point, what kind of a weird shill are you? explain yourself?

Everyone should buy Nokia phones, it's your duty

[Anonymous No.27242652]

> biz getting spammed by bots like pol now
Welp, see you guys somewhere else I guess. It never gets better after the paid shilling starts.

[Anonymous No.27242659]

>>27241478
Thoretically forever. We have 40 to 50 million micro investers all with a stake ranging from 500$ to 2500$

There is no reason to think these fags that were just denied their rights for free movement, association, speech, and a fair election. Will break any time soon

[Anonymous No.27242683]

Should I buy SQQQ? If it goes to zero I can lose $2000 which is only 2% of my portfolio value. I have $15000 in cash too.

[Anonymous No.27242688]

GME crashing tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.27242703]

>>27242495
I sold half on holdings on Monday. I'm happy I did, but I wish I sold everything

[Anonymous No.27242706]

>>27242588
how do you manage a 401k if you're expecting a march-tier crash soon over this GME/AMC shit? if you cant sell it is there something relatively safe to move it into?

[Anonymous No.27242716]

>>27241963
The DAX only reached an ATH by Christmas and is now below its 2019 high. Negative interest rates force people out of cash but they will only go into equities as long as the risk is appropriate and right now there seems to be uncertainty.

In Switzerland you have to pay banks 0.75% now to keep your money if your account ecxeeds a certain size. I doubt interest rates can be lowered any further.

[Anonymous No.27242750]

>>27242601
watch the patrick boyle video
no I'm not spoonfeeding you

[Anonymous No.27242778]

>>27242688
just temporarily, long enough for me to score some more cheapies before it moons to new ATH's again. :^)

hedgies will pay what they owe, there's at least a gamma squeeze on the way. you can't stop what cooming.

[Anonymous No.27242779]

>>27242618
WTF are you talking about. Nokia doesn't make any phones. It's HMC that makes Nokia _branded_ phones. It's 100% china.

(The phones are still great to, my current one is a Nokia 7)

[Anonymous No.27242791]

>>27242688
I hope so. I'm sick of hearing about it

[Anonymous No.27242806]

>>27242652
i seen them too, i hope they go away, go bother WSB instead don't ruin the most comfy general on 4chan with fucking spam bots and newfags

[Anonymous No.27242833]

>>27242779
>full on China
>full on

less so than others, it's a Finnish Company

[Anonymous No.27242842]

>>27242567
I'm loving it man, probably gonna keep an eye on normie trends so I know where I can get some easy small gains on the side of the bigger longs.
Notice a common factor so far, low entry cost, if any shovel IQ retard can buy the trending stock, it's bound to pump.

[Anonymous No.27242856]

>pic related
so I've been following this thread recently and been looking at other places and it seems to be a consensus that silver is supremely undervalued. >>27237769
If I'm looking to dump abit of money into silver what shares should I purchase/where is it best to get it from?

[Anonymous No.27242878]

>>27242068
>(and no I'm not in GME and don't particularly want to be in it)

doesn't matter, even if you're in HD or KO you're gonna get raped by the effect this is having on hedgies. you poor soul you don't even realize it...

[Anonymous No.27242897]

>>27242688

Why? The general awareness of it has increased 2x over the weekend. I would expect it to at least crab since robinshit still has restricted trading

[Anonymous No.27242903]

>>27241404
Average up on my visa shares or average down on my visa calls?

[Anonymous No.27242921]

CLF

[Anonymous No.27242985]

>>27242683
It cannot go to 0, worst that happens is we don't crash and you lose like 5%. If we crash you gain 300%.
You could buy SQQQ calls but that would go to $0 if we don't crash.

[Anonymous No.27243002]

>>27242264
>It'll recover within months and be higher than before.
Stop thinking all there is to the market is 2020
Just in 2018 it crabbed the whole year and ended up lower than it began
After the tech 2000s bubble SPY only fucking recovered in 2008 only to crash again and not recover for another 5 years
Zoom out the fucking chart

[Anonymous No.27243017]

>>27242833
I looked into it and it turns out HMD is no longer that China centric. That's some good news, wow. I'm gonna shill them even harder from now on.

But not NOK stock, that's fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.27243041]

>>27241940

I don't think you understand how "printer go brrr" works. They don't print $100 bills. They buy debt. Once interest on the debt is driven to zero, they have 2 choices...negative rates (which Powell has said they won't do), or stop printing. They've painted themselves in a corner.

[Anonymous No.27243059]

>>27241710
Uuuu

[Anonymous No.27243060]

>>27242703
You are gonna get bogged when Nasdaq drops more tomorrow

[Anonymous No.27243081]

>>27242985
OK I will buy SQQQ. If it goes wrong I lose a little money. If it goes well I exit for $25000 and buy stocks after they've dumped.

[Anonymous No.27243101]

>>27243017
>But not NOK stock, that's fucking retarded.
and why? i don't see it as a meme stock but it's fine for a long term investment and it's affordable.

[Anonymous No.27243109]

>>27243041
They can start lowering reserve requirements. That was the classic solution.

[Anonymous No.27243121]

>>27243041
What if they do negative rates anyway?

[Anonymous No.27243138]

>>27243017
What is with the NOK fudders? Is it just newfags who don’t understand that solvent large companies don’t pump 500% in a week? NOK is a long term ffs

[Anonymous No.27243139]

>>27242897
Most of the normies have moved away from RH now, that deepfuckingvalue guy having fidelity has probably persuaded most of them there, since reddit is a hivemind of sheep that just follow whatever the deemed "captain" is doing

[Anonymous No.27243149]

I don't know about a crash, but I sure know that Biden and his Bush administration cronies will start another war in the middle east as soon as possible. What defense stock has the most upside potential in such an event?
LMT?
HII?
Kratos?
Something else?

[Anonymous No.27243180]

>>27242779
no one's buying NOK for the phones retard

[Anonymous No.27243183]

Halp

[Anonymous No.27243185]

>>27243041
They don't only buy treasury bond debt (anymore)
They now buy stocks too. That's the difference between QE and good ol' money printing.
Bond yield can go negative, but nominal interest will never go to 0. So yes, they can keep printing as much as they want.

[Anonymous No.27243194]

>>27243101
It's the ultimate crab stock. At this point you might as well buy KO, MO, XOM or DIS. Those at least pay divvies.

I mean it's not that retarded if this is what you want, but holding such stocks in this clown market is asking for inflation to eat all your money.

[Anonymous No.27243213]

>>27243060
Yup:(

[Anonymous No.27243228]

>>27243101
it's a great bet for people who want to be part of the memes but want more safety. buy NOK and worst case scenario you just wait and make money over the long term without fear of shit cratering on you like the others.

[Anonymous No.27243251]

Is this the top?

[Anonymous No.27243269]

>>27243139
It takes 10 business days to do an ACAT from robinhood to another broker. You're locked out during that period

[Anonymous No.27243270]

>>27243180
>>27243138
Not hyping up a giant company with very slow (if any) growth, and a shitton of outstanding shares is now FUD? Ok. It doesn1t even pay dividends. You might as well hold cash.

[Anonymous No.27243290]

>>27243109
That's an obsolete tool. Banks already keep more money in reserves than the reserve requirement just for internal risk management purposes. So decreasing the minimum requirement does effectively nothing.

[Anonymous No.27243291]

>>27243138
NOK is probably the lowest risk of the bunch of meme stocks. it could still moon but it won't crater, so it's a really nice bet for the more boomerish among us.

[Anonymous No.27243306]

>>27243138
I'm skeptical for a number of reasons, how long is "long"? Are there plans to break ground? Who is funding these moon missions? Last week it was "but muh 5G infrastructure" and now it's cell towers on the moon?
Either a LARP, or genuinely a decent long play. No inbetweens here.

[Anonymous No.27243307]

>>27243194
>>27243228
I agree with you and I've bought NOK leaps, so I'm not even bothered. I can't buy more bc of RH restrictions. At the same time it went to 7 dollars last week, so whatever.

[Anonymous No.27243328]

>>27243041

Nah. They can still buy longer termed debt which still has positive rates. That's exactly what QE is.

[Anonymous No.27243330]

>>27242480
let's milk those gains Lum

[Anonymous No.27243358]

>>27242380
how fucking crazy would it be if SOLO hits $20 EOY

[Anonymous No.27243368]

>>27243251
I don't know what it is but we're beyond fucked

[Anonymous No.27243382]

>>27242166
they arent buying stocks (yet) idk where youre getting that from

[Anonymous No.27243392]

>>27243269
well now you learned your lesson, don't use a broker because it's COOL and EASY and WOW FLASHY INTERFACE

[Anonymous No.27243409]

>>27243185
Wasn't the fed barred from buying stocks?

[Anonymous No.27243420]

>>27243358
That's stupid and will never happen, but NAK on the other hand, I mean come on, can't fail.

[Anonymous No.27243423]

>>27243251
No.

[Anonymous No.27243456]

>>27243307
>it went to 7 dollars last week

actually it went to 9.79.

[Anonymous No.27243485]

>>27243251
FFS.

[Anonymous No.27243499]

>>27243330
bullrun into summer, corona ends and bullrun kicks into high gear, might be the longest bullrun in history, now is the time to buy and so many people are gonna get rich

[Anonymous No.27243517]

>>27243183

Nice CLF position

[Anonymous No.27243533]

>>27243251
This is

[Anonymous No.27243555]

>>27243456
That's some WTFWT moment if I've ever seen one.

[Anonymous No.27243558]

>>27243251
Coping because I missed the GME train

[Anonymous No.27243571]

Here's the deal:

If you lose money by listening to what I say, it's on you. All my posts are satire.
If you win money by listening to what I say, I expect a courtesy fee. Comedy is a legitimate profession.

[Anonymous No.27243584]

>>27242162
You are, see you on the other side

[Anonymous No.27243603]

>>27243291
>t I do zero research of my own

[Anonymous No.27243637]

>>27243558
Seething because i jumped off the GME train to hop on the BB train

[Anonymous No.27243650]

>>27243555
checked. also yeah, i saw it in real time too. feels bad, i didn't sell because i thought it was the beginning, not the fucking end. really anticlimactic.

[Anonymous No.27243670]

>>27243409
>>27243382
Yeah looks like I was wrong but some other central banks like the central bank of japan did buy equities according to wikipedia
The fed is buying corporate bond ETFs though
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/the-fed-has-been-buying-etfs-what-does-it-mean-11600704182

[Anonymous No.27243695]

>>27243571
Here's the deal, I expect the cute femboy in your pic to suck my cock in exchange for financial advices

[Anonymous No.27243703]

>>27243002
>in 2008 only to crash again and not recover for another 5 years
The fuck are you on, in only took a mere 2 years to recover from the greatest financial crisis since 1929. It's fucking nothing. And this isn't 2008 anymore, now the markets know they are backed up by central banks. Fucking March 2020 was already compared to fucking 1929, I vividly remember the retards spamming the 1929 x 2008 x Corona dip comparison charts constantly, saying it would crash even more. Guess what happened? It didn't happen. It recovered even more, instead. Comparisons can't be made with the past when Central Banks are now players in the market. Zooming out achieves nothing, assuming you even zoom out correctly.

[Anonymous No.27243707]

>>27243517
Are you gonna hold everything through the next peak and in to the next valley again you insufferable faggot

[Anonymous No.27243715]

>>27243603
>t 1 post by this ID

okay hedgie

[Anonymous No.27243734]

>>27243571
How about this: I let you suck my dick instead.

>>27243670
Yeah, I was pretty sure QE was about bonds, not equities. The Fed buying equities would be fucking scary. Literal fascism (state control of companies)

[Anonymous No.27243753]

>>27242750
Thanks for the suggestion.
>I wasn't asking to be spoonfed, relax buddy

>>27242576
Thanks for that mate.

[Anonymous No.27243780]

Can't wait till I can browse the internet and not see GME posted everywhere

[Anonymous No.27243814]

>>27243041
>They've painted themselves in a corner
*starts buying stocks ETF*
Eh, nothing personal kid.

[Anonymous No.27243842]

>>27243753
Just a quick pro tip: you will get your answers way sooner by being wrong than by asking. Especially here.

[Anonymous No.27243849]

>>27243715
>ring ring
Oh excuse me it's my NOT A FUCKING BB

[Anonymous No.27243852]

>>27243780

It won't be long

Soon you'll be reading about the Second Great Depression

[Anonymous No.27243862]

>>27243780
Me too anon, me too

[Anonymous No.27243876]

>>27243571
God I want to split this in half. Dick or not.

[Anonymous No.27243883]

>>27243533
Nah man that's like 2000 ft. max

[Anonymous No.27243901]

>>27242162
i have SPY calls. hedgies will buy tomorrow after last week's losses

GME will be contained, there are probably shoe-shine boys that will get in tomorrow. but most people are already in, or on to other things

I'm pretty sure I'm right about this

[Anonymous No.27243904]

>>27243814

They're not going to buy equities

[Anonymous No.27243905]

>>27243780
This
>play league of legends
>read "hey should i hold my GME stocks ?"
>watch stream
>hear streamer talk about GME
>open reddit
>news about GME
>watch the news
>they're talking about GME

[Anonymous No.27243927]

>>27243849
>mfw

(Although to be fair, BB no longer makes phones and they sold their patents. Then again, the management that manged the company into the ground did not change at all)

[Anonymous No.27243929]

>>27241506
>>27241824

>turn every argument into "the richest will generally remain the richest"
WOW you really see through things. NOBODY knew that. kys

[Anonymous No.27243934]

Can somebody redpill me about silver? I thought jpm is heavily manipulating the silver market? How do the twittertards want to squeez that?

[Anonymous No.27243944]

>>27243603
https://www.itp.net/infrastructure/networking/95827-nokia-eyes-expansion-in-us-5g-market-after-operators-splash-the-cash-at-c-band-auction
>oh no what terrible news this will never turn a profit
t. top buyer

[Anonymous No.27243958]

>>27243330
Every last drop until the pink fields blossom

[Anonymous No.27243973]

>>27243703
2 years? Anon, the DJI took until 1953 to reach its previous all time high
Again, go look at some charts and stop being so ignorant
https://www.macrotrends.net/1319/dow-jones-100-year-historical-chart

[Anonymous No.27243987]

>>27243306
It’s both. Corona delayed a lot of 5g stuff so they cut into ericcson’s lead. Belgium and Finland (obvi) have nationwide contracts now, and google and the EU just partnered with them to lead 6g development. They spun off the physical phone manufacturing, like blackberry, so now they can focus on backend infrastructure which is safer through economic disruptions since govs have deeper pockets than consumers.
Also they’re literally going to the moon, which is just peak memery.
I bought before all this craziness started purely based on the fact that if they still exist and turn a profit they’re clearly doing something right. My mom works at a US telecom backend company that makes digital switchboards so I hear a lot about how much of the infrastructure needs to be updated/replaced (not secret info, just stuff I wouldn’t pay attention to otherwise) which makes me very bullish on stuff like NOK and BB.
I’m sure there’s better memes and better safe profits but NOK is a great balance.

[Anonymous No.27243995]

>>27243571
>>27243876
>>27243695
idk what you guys are talking about, this is clearly a woman.

[Anonymous No.27243997]

>>27243904
Yeah, the BOJ also said that once. Until they had to do it. Didn't you learn anything from the past week? Rules are for you and me, not them. If rules need to be changed, they will change them.

[Anonymous No.27244000]

>>27243929
>t. /r/wsb faggot

[Anonymous No.27244007]

>>27243571
I refuse to believe this is a guy.
I'm like a quantum faggot at this point. As long as I don't see a dick, I'm 100% hetero.

[Anonymous No.27244035]

>mfw redditards are stuck holding my GME bags till the end of time

[Anonymous No.27244075]

>>27244000
I don't even know how reddit works

[Anonymous No.27244086]

Guys why did robinhood have to do it. I was going to make so much money with AMC. I was going to buy the Robinhood IPO. It has such a promising future. Their interface is nice. Now I have to use something more congested when they eventually bankrupt. Just why.

[Anonymous No.27244088]

What's the best thing to do with 10 grand that I let sit in a savings account because I'm a retard

[Anonymous No.27244097]

>>27241596
Yeah lol the 'great reset' is actually quite good.

[Anonymous No.27244112]

>>27244035
>HOLD THE LINE
>mfw WSB made bagholding into a meme
>they think bagholding is a virtue

[Anonymous No.27244113]

>>27241824
this would be true except for the fact that the majority of normies in GME are in it for political reasons, not money reasons. that's why it's different. they've essentially been brainwashed to diamond hands this shit and "don't care if i lose money fuck the hedgies". try actually following the narrative for a change, dumbass.

[Anonymous No.27244137]

God damn, when will this whole GME, AMC, dogecoin thing end??? I just want to get into a market that isn't being so obviously manipulated. Hell, at this point I'd take a bear market, as long as its predictable and retarded normies get out.

>>27243780
>>27243905
sums up my sentiment exactly

[Anonymous No.27244161]

>>27242903
Don't average down on calls, doesn't really work the way you think. There's better plays now than V but if you must only dca if the price drops near your avg. Could sell covered calls and use the premium to buy a protective put, its called a collar

[Anonymous No.27244171]

>>27244112
can't wait to see it crash

[Anonymous No.27244181]

>>27244086
>Guys why did robinhood have to do it
It is not a golem's place to disobey

[Anonymous No.27244200]

>>27243973
The two years were about the 2008 crisis. Reread. Now I made a mistake, as i somehow thought the whole conversation from a fw posts back was about he the Nasdaq, aka the only index that matters. Who the fuck even uses the Dow Jones anymore? The way this index is constructed is completely retarded in the first place. Now, your boomer dip on your boomer index doesn't mean shit, because CBs weren't a player back then. The point still stands. They are since 2008, and they are in hard in this game.

[Anonymous No.27244225]

SHORTS ARE LITERALLY COMMITTING FRAUD
GME SQUEEZE CAN'T WIN
IT'S OVER

https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/l97ykd/the_real_reason_wall_street_is_terrified_of_the/

[Anonymous No.27244235]

>>27244112
bro they're totally sticking it to one hedge fund (that will get bailed out (and other hedge funds are making money hand over fist))

[Anonymous No.27244262]

>>27244086
RH really did have a nice and clean interface
too bad they fucked everyone over
I wonder if fidelity/schwab/etc will upgrade theirs after the influx of new people

[Anonymous No.27244271]

>>27244113
>the majority of normies in GME are in it for political reasons, not money reasons.
That's not true, no normie gives a shit about some Hedge Funds they never heard about, all they know it that GME mooned by high % and they want to be part of that paycheck.
You have to be absolutely retarded to believe that it's the other way around.

[Anonymous No.27244275]

Anyone else pick up day trading because of this? Been making a clean $200 a day which is way, way better than I could make at my shitty fucking WalMart job.

[Anonymous No.27244327]

>>27244235
I'm torn about this tho. This consolidates power to bigger hedge funds. But it kills off some company-killing shortvultures and makes other very afraid of shorting.

[Anonymous No.27244347]

>>27244271
A lot of people have a disturblimg difficult time understanding that people who post on twitter are not a good cross section of society. Crazy voices are loudest.

[Anonymous No.27244372]

>we are at the point people are just straight up linking r*ddit posts now
I want them all to leave and never come back

[Anonymous No.27244377]

>>27244275
Be careful. Everyone's a genius in a bullmarket.

[Anonymous No.27244380]

>>27244275
I was raking in so much day trading GME, but I never moved away from RH so that's been over and it's my own damn fault really.

[Anonymous No.27244403]

>>27244200
The nasdaq 100 (QQQ) took 15 years to reach it's previous ATH after the crash, not 2
Are you trolling or just retarded? You can't be this stupid, right?

[Anonymous No.27244406]

>>27244235
this might just be their way of shaking out retail traders, they have been doing trying for a while now

[Anonymous No.27244416]

>>27243392
Lol what I use fidelity

[Anonymous No.27244422]

>>27244275
Take the courses to become a water plant operator. Do it for 20 years and collect nice bennies and eventually a nice salary. Don’t work at Walmart. Own shares of Walmart and collect their dividends.

[Anonymous No.27244429]

>>27244372

[Anonymous No.27244448]

>>27241824
ignoring the squeeze otherwise thisd be right

[Anonymous No.27244459]

Risk management strategy: shave your head to prevent you from pulling your hairs out over stupid calls

[Anonymous No.27244460]

AQB AQB AQB

[Anonymous No.27244461]

>>27244275
Wont last. Enjoy while it lasts, fren.
Try looking into long term stocks with your earnings.

[Anonymous No.27244483]

>>27244372
I report those posts as advertising

[Anonymous No.27244486]

>>27244422
Is that like Homer Simpson's job? Lol, what's good about being a water plant operator?

[Anonymous No.27244494]

>>27244271
im betting on enough normies to be absolutely retarded to make me money and prop this shit up. if you want to bet on people actually being smart in general, that's on you, i guess we'll see who wins. but historically im right.

you're unironically betting on normies being smart, you realize this, don't you? "that's not true, no way would people be THAT stupid" lmao

[Anonymous No.27244526]

>>27244112

[Anonymous No.27244554]

>>27241739
You faggots were saying the same thing 2 weeks ago when it was 4 and it keeps crashing. You really think anyone gives a fuck about MeMC? Normies are throwing their cash at GME, most don't even know about AMC, and a few retarded twitch streamers who throw most of their money into saying Hi to their surrogate friend on twitch aren't going to generate enough cash for a gamma.

AMC has already come and gone.

[Anonymous No.27244559]

>>27243904
Right, they'll make a special purpose vehicle with Blackrock then give Blackrock money to buy stocks.

[Anonymous No.27244623]

>>27244171
I saw some fag post about buying at 450 and now he was buying even more. When the train comes off the rails I am going to enjoy collecting pink wojaks

[Anonymous No.27244632]

>>27244429
Wow! That's a lot of emojis! :O
I'm in! :O

[Anonymous No.27244637]

Have any of you dudes been successful with linking a bank account to Fidelity this weekend?

[Anonymous No.27244638]

>>27244554
When it was 4 it literally went to 20 though. If you had followed the retards here then (I didn't) you would've made big money.

[Anonymous No.27244652]

>>27244225
>>27244429
if you write a long, narrative on why you should buy a stock, and add in some conspiracy theories about how bad it would be for "evil hedgies", then it will get eaten up by plebbit and fintwit

this shit is bordering on anti-vaxx and Q-garbage conspiracy quackery tbqh

[Anonymous No.27244676]

Are we investing in shipping container manufacturers?

[Anonymous No.27244687]

>>27244403
Are you dodging TWICE the fact that I'm talking about 2008? Aka the biggest financial crisis since 1929? NASDAQ-100 only took two years to recover, period. And now with the CBs at play. Yes, the 2000 tech bubble was completely retarded and propped up on Pets.com shit. Please don't tell me you're comparing a NASDAQ-100 back then filled with Pets.com to a NASDAQ-100 today filled with companies like Apple, Google, Amazon and so on who are the biggest companies in the world and for good reasons, because they make fucking money and would actually own the world if we were in a futuristic dystopia. Your retarded past comparisons are worthless.

[Anonymous No.27244725]

>>27244486
Easy and short courses, Satisfying work, good pay as time goes on, good benefits. I only suggest this because it’s a million times better than working at Walmart

[Anonymous No.27244745]

>>27244638
>>27244554
AMC was worth 4$, it had nothing to do with a pump

[Anonymous No.27244770]

If I may suggest, my prediction is we will see a 5-10% correction on major indices. Not a crash. SPY closed the month with a rejection of its basing, ending below the 50. QQQ is resting on it's support. SPY could bounce to 374 but its set up for a leg down to 366 to 354. VIX has been historically low and is set up for a spike. But the monthly charts on a lot of big blue chips looks strong especially going into March/April. At worst we see 2-4 weeks of correction, February will be rough. Trim positions and use bearish strategies such as selling premium to protect your assets. Dca into your longs. It'll be ok.

[Anonymous No.27244797]

>>27243392
who is "you"?

[Anonymous No.27244808]

How is IBKR for someone not from US?

[Anonymous No.27244812]

>>27244623
>I saw some fag post about buying at 450
Kek that’s when I sold

[Anonymous No.27244852]

>>27244725
>Satisfying work
Dude, aren't you literally looking at water flow? Not even that, you're looking at fucking pipes.

[Anonymous No.27244861]

>>27244429

I have been reading literally the exact same justification for a spike in PM for 20 years.

It never happens, because PMs are a store of value, not an investment vehicle.

[Anonymous No.27244869]

>>27243734
facism or socialism depending on the president or thats how it would be spun

[Anonymous No.27244877]

>day trading
i dont want to go bald bros

[Anonymous No.27244911]

>>27244808
I use IBKR from eastern europe, and it works great. Most of the time. Also it's very cheap without selling your order data to MMs to frontrun you.

[Anonymous No.27244925]

>>27241506
>tfw you realize that the elite families of 1400's are still part of the elite of 2021

[Anonymous No.27244947]

>>27244113
And those normies make up a minority of GME stock. Knowing a bunch of retards are going to HOLD through any dip, the majority share holders like Blackrock can comfortably wait to see just how high the stock gets. Once it goes into 4 digits they're going to sell because for the people who bought before it hit 30 GME was never about the morals, it was about a big fuckin payday, and I'll be perfectly happy selling off anywhere between 1000-5000, as will Blackrock and DFV and all the other guys who are actually going to make money off this.

Watching OWS 2.0 turn into literal pink wojaks when their morals stock drops down to 40 is going to be just as fun as it was making Melvin shit their pants.

[Anonymous No.27244954]

>>27244494
>you're unironically betting on normies being smart
You're the one betting on normies being smart. No normie is gonna hold when they'll see a negative % of their investment on a stock that was supposed to:
>:ROCKET: :ROCKET: :ROCKET: DIAMOND HANDS :ROCKET::ROCKET:"
>GOING TO THE MOON :ROCKET:
Or w/e retarded shit redditors say.

[Anonymous No.27244981]

>>27243251
Think about it
She gets millions from omegas in exchange for pictures
Shes the queen of /biz/

[Anonymous No.27245007]

>>27244911
Do you use their web interface or desktop client?

[Anonymous No.27245023]

feelsrealbadman

[Anonymous No.27245051]

>>27244861
>It never happens, because PMs are a store of value, not an investment vehicle.
It's because PMs are fucking useless unless you're a nigger who likes to wear coloured chains on your beck.

[Anonymous No.27245063]

>>27244235
It's a symbolic effort. Even normies know instinctively how evil the Hedgefund Elites are even if they can't articulate it or know their true identity. It's about showing that they can be beaten and forcing them to bend the rules to a crazy extent to wiggle themselves out. When politicians demand that a small group of retail investors stop terrorizing the poor Trillion Dollar shadow economy, nobody will take that seriously, nobody is THAT fucking stupid.

[Anonymous No.27245089]

>>27244687
Not yet. But give it another 5 years until TSLA has a P/E of about 30000 and then we'll be ready to pop the tech bubble for another 15 or 20 years.

[Anonymous No.27245095]

>>27245023
i bought nok and amc and their peaks like a retard. luckily only $800 worth all together, but now i have to hold

[Anonymous No.27245113]

>>27244947
> I'll be perfectly happy selling off anywhere between 1000-5000
You don't really believe this is going to happen right ?

[Anonymous No.27245120]

>tfw no nico gf
why go on bros?

Is it time that I start learning about crypto? Or just study pennystocks and PnD cycles? Commodities?

This madness can continue for a while as long as the economy doesn't recover, and the fed has to keep infinite print works going

>>27242517
thanks
how does that not exist? I can't imagine people wouldn't want something like that.

[Anonymous No.27245130]

>>27244275
>anyone else becoming a successful day trader after entering into the bulliest market ever during one of the biggest stock blow ups ever?

Stick around bro. The market needs bagholders.

[Anonymous No.27245139]

>>27245007
Web interface is more than enough. One of my pals uses the client for more complex orders (like trailing stop loss) and when the web portal is down.

[Anonymous No.27245161]

>>27244954
okay post your GME short then, faggot. put your money where your mouth is.

[Anonymous No.27245189]

>>27244947
Absolutely no fucking way does anyone wait til 4 digits. Everyone besides the reddit normies knows it’s going to be a race to make off with the money and the higher it goes the less likely someone is going to buy in. Can you imagine someone buying GME at 1000 after constant shilling about it being able to reach 1000? Jesus Christ can you imagine have $1000 GME bags

[Anonymous No.27245211]

>>27241506
if you think the people are up against anything you've been fooled
it's fucking billionaires vs billionaires, just social media and anxiety mixed in

[Anonymous No.27245266]

>>27245139
>the client for more complex orders (like trailing stop loss)
Okay, I'm sold.
I kinda went with them, because I'm interested in playing with their API and making a bot for trading.

[Anonymous No.27245279]

Imagine thinking this isn't a market top lmao. Literally the WORST companies in the market have all rallied 30-90%. This is exactly what a blow off top looks like, where you can throw a dart at tickers and still make hundreds of percents. Not to mention bitcoin, the ultimate risk appetite indicator, is still down from its recent highs. Also in Weimar shorting was made illegal and the market tanked 70% after that. Finally you have the risk that brokers are the ones getting fucked by this liquidity crunch.
The amount of money we have printed is so far and away from the actual amounts we would have to print to keep this shit propped up. The thing you retards seem to forget is that inflation only helps companies when it actually reflects back onto their balance sheets, this is why we saw literally multi decade valuation lows in the 80's for equities, because when inflation picks up so do bond yields and 15% over 20 years in risk free government bonds is immensely preferable to risky equity yielding just 10% bottom line growth.

So yeah, UVXY gang is going to print and perma bulls get slaughtered now. Sorry chumps. It's never straight down, but we're not gonna see this previous all time high for a long while on indexes.

[Anonymous No.27245297]

>>27245189
someone will, and they'll post about it on WSB. you just know.

[Anonymous No.27245308]

>tfw not enough capital to make significant gains day trading
It’s long term for me boys.

[Anonymous No.27245306]

>>27245063
>It's a symbolic effort

[Anonymous No.27245312]

>>27245161
How do you want him to short it when all retail brokers disabled shorting it you fucking nigger

[Anonymous No.27245320]

>>27244171
Me too

[Anonymous No.27245325]

>>27243251
GME hype will reach its apex this week.

[Anonymous No.27245364]

>>27245279
UVXY is guaranteed to dump though
calls are lotto scratchers, probably safer to hold cash and buy puts on spikes

[Anonymous No.27245374]

>>27245279
how high is UVXY going this week, any thoughts on a price target? i bought 100 shares as a joke at the end of friday.

[Anonymous No.27245378]

>>27244112
Let em baghold fucking annoying fools. I can't wait to see the salty threads popping up

[Anonymous No.27245385]

>just got shit for calling someone on a different forum a normie
Sometimes I forget why I like posting here so much. Fuck normie forums, post counts and user identities and egos.

[Anonymous No.27245390]

>>27244262
They won’t.

They have no reason to.

[Anonymous No.27245392]

>>27245308
Get a job, feed your account some money each month to grow the amount of money you're able to play with

[Anonymous No.27245420]

>>27245279
>Betting against the Fed
Stocks going down was outlawed in 2008, silly.

[Anonymous No.27245430]

>>27245063
no it was always about the short squeeze then R*ddit faggots turned it into a moralistic wank off

[Anonymous No.27245431]

>>27245279
Will there be time to jump ship at 7am est Monday?

[Anonymous No.27245433]

>>27245385
>normie
Go back

[Anonymous No.27245432]

>>27245312
did they disable buying puts or selling calls, though?

[Anonymous No.27245464]

>>27244623
They won't post pink Wojaks, sadly. They know nothing of pink wojak culture.

[Anonymous No.27245568]

Any plays for tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.27245580]

>>27244262
think or swim, fren. best platform out there and they didn't really meme on us during this whole shitshow.

[Anonymous No.27245586]

>>27245364
What if we move to a high volatility regime however from this historically low volatility bull run? Technically TQQQ is supposed to mathematically always dump too, it's only because of crazy low volatility that it has managed to remain always green. UVXY only functions as a quick pump and sustained dump machine when the markets only go up. If they only go down however that paradigm changes.

[Anonymous No.27245595]

>>27245297

Yeah. Just when I think there can't be anyone retarded enough to do something, someone posts proof on WSB that they did it.

[Anonymous No.27245605]

>>27245297
Maybe like one retard will but if you have to offload hundreds or thousands of shares you’re going to want to start before everyone else does. That DFV guy must be starting this week. No way he gets enough people to hold 50,000 x $1000 GME bags

[Anonymous No.27245613]

>>27245385
Newfriends forget that "normie" originally meant "someone who doesn't have medically-diagnosed autism" from /r9k/. Chances are you're a normie too.

[Anonymous No.27245615]

what's going to happen to all the amc bags? 4$ again monday or does it go lower?

[Anonymous No.27245635]

>>27245095
Literally me with GME. I hope there is even bigger retards to save me.

[Anonymous No.27245660]

>>27245568
>Laugh at r*ddit.
>Jack off to Jahy
>Continue to watch AMD bleed
That's about it, really.

[Anonymous No.27245673]

>>27245374
Depends. This week could be mostly green, in which case I would imagine it will hover 12.5-12 end of week. Best case scenario we grind red all week and it comes out to 16-20

[Anonymous No.27245693]

>>27245580
what are some fo the bad things about it? i'm sticking with rh for the time being but i'm about at the end of my rope with them if they just keep burying themselves

[Anonymous No.27245710]

>>27245568
PnD AMC for ez gains, normies are going to flood the market with purchases and anybody who went short on AMC stands to gain big time, the normies can hold their bag along with their "political message" lmao

[Anonymous No.27245717]

>>27245613
Lol new friends don't care, things change

[Anonymous No.27245739]

>>27244486
>what's good about being a water plant operator?

1) It's quick and cheap as fuck to get into. A year or two of courses max, under 40k.

2) It's an essential job that isn't going to be automated completely until they can create robots capable of crawling under/into tanks. If you're 21 you will be guaranteed work all the way to your 70s.

3) Big money. Mid 20s is the starting wage for retards just out of school working in tiny dilapidated plants in backwoods towns. Mid 30s is attainable if you work in midsized plants. Mid 40s is standard in big plants with a few years of work under your belt.

4) You make your own promotions. The more educated you are the more money you make. A have a buddy under 30 who is making 6 figures a year after 2 courses.

5) Extremely relaxed and comfy workplace. Water plants require few employees, and most of those employees need an education of some sort, and you're all making bank, so you're never working with annoying bitter retards. Additionally you only have 3-4 hours of real work to do a day, and most of it consists of simple stuff like sitting in a lab doing tests for solidity and chlorine. There's no whip cracker or pressure, and there are days where you literally just sit there for hours playing video games or watching tv.

It's a good job. I'm thinking about getting my degree after GME pays me out.

[Anonymous No.27245740]

>>27244852
You maintain systems and chemical flow rates to ensure clean drinking water. A lot of maintenance

[Anonymous No.27245756]

>>27245605
DFV is trapped. If he sells, he triggers mass panic and millions of Redditors get bogged and he becomes the most hated man in America and has to change his identity to protect his family.

[Anonymous No.27245767]

>>27245613

Doesn't the term normalfag predate /r9k/ by years?

[Anonymous No.27245777]

>>27245568
Buy AMC / GME morning dips then sell for profit. Then realize that you are few years closer to retirement.

[Anonymous No.27245802]

>>27245580
Bullshit they didn't

[Anonymous No.27245827]

>>27245739
It sounds like a union job. Is it a union job? Those are usually comfy as fuck. My dad was a carpenter

[Anonymous No.27245859]

>>27245432
I guews. What broker that has options still allows to trade GME? Does Fidelity even have options? Schwab?

[Anonymous No.27245878]

>>27245568
SPY puts, QQQ puts, SQQQ, UVXY, UUP. Trim positions, sell calls on longs, sell puts to enter new positions. Short VIX spikes. Wait a month and buy a lot of FNGU, SOXL, TQQQ.

[Anonymous No.27245885]

>>27245710
>anybody who went short on AMC stands to gain big time, the normies can hold their bag along with their "political message"
This. Anyone who doesn’t want to participate in Reddit’s self righteous plight and actually make some money, wait for the inevitable bearish responses from the SEC Biden or Yellen, and buy March puts for GME AMC BB NOK

[Anonymous No.27245890]

Melvin down 53% in January.

https://www.wsj.com/articles/melvin-capital-lost-53-in-january-hurt-by-gamestop-and-other-bets-11612103117?mod=hp_lead_pos1

[Anonymous No.27245922]

>>27245767
It does, yes. Been here so long that this style of posting slips out elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.27245935]

>>27245756
One way out of it might be to sell covered calls until he is exercised to exit his position, so he can say "oh well, what can you do".

[Anonymous No.27245955]

>>27245767
It was from garbage pale kids, or some other movie like that. I can't remember the name.

[Anonymous No.27245958]

>>27245885
how much have they made last year. . .

[Anonymous No.27245965]

Any Forex/CFD degenerates here?

I'm going to short the fuck out of this market beginning on Monday.

[Anonymous No.27245969]

SILVER FUTURES SKYROCKETING IN THE OFFSHORE OPEN
>SILVER FUTURES SKYROCKETING IN THE OFFSHORE OPEN
SILVER FUTURES SKYROCKETING IN THE OFFSHORE OPEN
>SILVER FUTURES SKYROCKETING IN THE OFFSHORE OPEN
SILVER FUTURES SKYROCKETING IN THE OFFSHORE OPEN
>SILVER FUTURES SKYROCKETING IN THE OFFSHORE OPEN
SILVER FUTURES SKYROCKETING IN THE OFFSHORE OPEN
>SILVER FUTURES SKYROCKETING IN THE OFFSHORE OPEN
SILVER FUTURES SKYROCKETING IN THE OFFSHORE OPEN
>SILVER FUTURES SKYROCKETING IN THE OFFSHORE OPEN

[Anonymous No.27246060]

>>27242380
Those are so unbelievably gay it's hard to put into words.
Imagine Freddy Mercury in a mesh top and assless chaps riding a unicycle with a dildo for the seat, juggling rainbow colored scarves.
That's what that car looks like

[Anonymous No.27246064]

To answer your normalfag questions after you stole our me-me’s:
NORMIES GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

https://youtu.be/JCeOf2q6_TA

[Anonymous No.27246110]

>>27245660
>they included AMD in the list of stocks you can't buy

why did they do this? too close to AMC?

[Anonymous No.27246114]

>>27245113
It doesn't matter. It might since this has turned into a morality crusade. If it doesn't I can afford to wait an extra day or two because my average is in the 20s. I still make an incredible amount of money if it's only 200. Even if It's only 100 that's still fantastic.

You newfags are acting like ONLY making 500-1000% return on your investment after 6 weeks is this huge loss. I can't wait until the market normalizes and you retards get a healthy dose of reality.

[Anonymous No.27246119]

>>27245969
WE ARE RIPPIN' BABY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.27246148]

>>27245885
Shorts can only ever make 100% of their money. The gains are not infinite, ever. The risk of shorting AMC right now is pretty high... so's the risk of buying it!

[Anonymous No.27246168]

>>27246064
How do you think Louis is doing these days?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2dm4_cIxFQ

[Anonymous No.27246195]

>>27245969
wew lads, the habbening is here

Silver to $100

[Anonymous No.27246243]

>>27246060
Imagine driving that and not an eBussy.

[Anonymous No.27246260]

>>27246148
>The risk of shorting AMC right now is pretty high
Agreed that’s why I’m waiting until Uncle Sam really gets involved then it becomes a no brainer

[Anonymous No.27246265]

>>27245827
not comfy, my body is falling apart. I would be happy with less money ( 60-70k ) for a job that I don't have to ruin myself for. I can't get one though because Im a retard highschool drop out so I'll keep breaking my shit for 120k a year and hope I can figure out a way to turn it into not working.

[Anonymous No.27246276]

Which water ETF should I get into?

$PIO
$FIW
$PHO

[Anonymous No.27246302]

>>27246148
>The risk for buying is high the risk for selling is high! Infinity losses, not possible!
Seriously wtf are you trying to say here retard

[Anonymous No.27246312]

Silver meme is retarded.

[Anonymous No.27246355]

>>27246265

>120k a year

That makes you moderately wealthy you retard. Take out a 25 year loan and give it to a stockbroker to invest for you.

[Anonymous No.27246376]

>>27246312
no u

[Anonymous No.27246392]

>>27246312
Nah bro retail can 100% move a $1.3T market through the power of belief

[Anonymous No.27246439]

>>27245756
He already made 13M and he said he will average out. He already won.

[Anonymous No.27246452]

>>27245890
Based. make it 140%.

[Anonymous No.27246457]

Should I buy the AAPL dip?

[Anonymous No.27246484]

Can someone tell me something about HCMC?

[Anonymous No.27246487]

>>27246355
did you miss the part where my body is falling apart? I have torn shit in my knee and shoulders and still have to go to work every day. It's miserable and I'll die in my mid to late 60s.

[Anonymous No.27246499]

>>27246114
>know how fortunate you are
>still greedy and not content with a 10 bagger
I hope your broker defaults on your ass

[Anonymous No.27246507]

>>27244235
Hedgefunds won't be bailed out. They're not banks.

[Anonymous No.27246548]

how do you buy chinese stonks

[Anonymous No.27246567]

>>27246392
>Nah bro retail can 100% move a $1.3T market through the power of belief
LOL, they actually believe this.

[Anonymous No.27246588]

>>27246276
Of the three listed, $PHO seems the safest. It is only exposed to US markets, while $PIO is exposed to global markets which are much more likely to be tied to global conflict (see: Ethiopia and Egypt, Nepal and India, India and China, etc). Ruling out First Trust just because (imo) Invesco is a better/more reliable manager for funds.

[Anonymous No.27246593]

freshly baked
>>27246563
>>27246563
>>27246563

[Anonymous No.27246619]

How do you live with yourself knowing that you could have put 10,000 into gamestop at $4 and now you would have one million dollars.

[Anonymous No.27246653]

>>27246588
thanks fren

[Anonymous No.27246721]

>>27246619
1. There are always other opportunities.
2. You most likely would've sold as soon as it went to $20, $40, $60, etc.

[Anonymous No.27246724]

>>27246487
Bro i have no job and live off my wife social security disability,not even 30k a year. We own a house in cali and chill and smoke weed everyday. I buy everything i need or want. I make a little extra cash with an etsy store and trading.
Lmao 120k a year killing yourself? Just stop dumbass. You dont NEED that much job income to be happy

[Anonymous No.27246848]

>>27246276
why the fuck would you invest in water?

[Anonymous No.27246908]

>>27246507
>Financial institutions that deal in trillions of dollars are not banks
Seriously, some of the dumbest shit I've ever heard

[Anonymous No.27247396]

>>27246724
You sound like a literal ADHD nigger. Please go back.

[Anonymous No.27247494]

>>27243149
Well I am banking on that, you can´t find a better distraction from the political and economical problems in the country than a foreign war.

[Anonymous No.27247816]

>>27245660
based

[Anonymous No.27247899]

I don´t think the elites will push for a quick recovery of the stock market this time. The stock market is absolutely fucked right now, you have to many retail retards in it. It is way too volatile right now and you can´t get these people under control. You need to crash the market slowly over time to get these people out of the market.

I think we will get a prolonged bear market and they try to push out all the retail retards. This will take 1-2 years atleast.

[Anonymous No.27248070]

>>27246114
I'm not saying it's a hugeloss if you have an average of 20, of course not.
I'm just saying it so that people don't buy in now expecting it to rise past 1000