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27211127 No.27211127 [Reply] [Original]

>have made 25k on GME
>still a 29 year old friendless khv
>realize money won't fix my social retardation, won't get me friends, won't get me a gf, won't fix my wasted life, it is just meaningless numbers on a screen

>> No.27211174

>>>/r9k/

>> No.27211181

>>27211127
>realize money won't fix my social retardation, won't get me friends, won't get me a gf, won't fix my wasted life, it is just meaningless numbers on a screen
just flex and everyone will want to be your friend

>> No.27211545

>>27211127

Everything requires practice anon. If you're not a complete diagnosed sperg/aspie then you can do it too. You weren't afraid enough to not follow through on your GME buy in, so why be afraid of starting a conversation, of a making a friend? of potentially meeting a 5-6/10 who doesn't care that you're a pasty with fucked teeth and a gamer hunch because she see's your heart. Don't let your dreams be dreams.

>> No.27211810

>>27211545
i only wasnt afraid enough to do gme because its money. everything social related i have crippling anxiety.

>> No.27212014

Same.

>> No.27212191

>>27211127
How did you make that much if you are such a loser?

>> No.27212258

>>27211127
>tfw only invested 6 shares @ 320

Put it this way: you could have no money and make 2.5K instead of 25K.

Fuck you.

>> No.27212261

>>27212191
How does making money in some meme stock mean I'm successful? Money has no value if you have no use for it.

>> No.27212330

>>27211127
being in uncomfortable situations grows your character. pick up your balls and go be somebody, you certainly have the funds to flex and do it

>> No.27212346

>>27212261
Fuck off larper.

>> No.27212377

>>27211127
it will fix that stuff. you just need like a mil to retire and live off dividends. then go on dating sites and say ur 32 and retired and chicks will be all over u bro

>> No.27212410

>>27212261
send it my way if you don't want it

>> No.27212419
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27212419

>>27211127
Whether you're rich or poor it's still nice to have money.

Whether your sexless or pound town every day, it's still nice to be fit.

Whether your a doctor or homeless it's still nice to have knowledge.

>> No.27212432

>>27211127
Dont worry, even if you did get laid and make friends, you would realize in the end you would rather be at home on your pc alone because all that shit is overrated.

>> No.27212448

>>27212261
>money has no value
Stopped reading here

>> No.27212541

>>27212377
>you just need like a mil to retire and live off dividends
based retard. I wish to inhabit your world where the compound interest on $1m pays all living expenses.

>> No.27212551

>>27211127
>25k

Lol that’s nothing bro. Once you make it to seven figures you’ll be confident and people will take notice. At ,east that’s what happened to me but I was 31 when I made it.

>> No.27212553

>>27212419
Tremendously based

>> No.27212569

shoulda bought xrp faggot we're a family that sticks together like niggers in a welfare line

>> No.27212578

>>27212377
You need $10M minimum.

>> No.27212614

>>27211127
I understand being a virgin (Hello) but how do you not have any friends?

>> No.27212637

>>27211127
>friends
nigger have you looked around? everyone is fucking retarded.

>> No.27212655

>>27212614
This

We are your friends OP :)

>> No.27212686

Should've held til the economy collapses.
Pathetic.

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27212749

>>27211127
I WANNA MAKE IT TO 6 FIGURES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IDK IF I CAN KEEP THIS SHIT SHOW OF A RIDE ANYMORE

>> No.27212780

>>27212541
1m in at&t is like 70k per year how much do you need? 1m in LUMN would be 100k a year. 1m in a dividend etf is like 50-60k. i live in the poorest state though the average household where i live only makes like 25k

>> No.27212862

>>27211810

Yeah no shit, because you haven't practiced dumbass. This is so simple anon just drop your bullshit poor me pessimism and tangle with the idea, confront what you're not comfortable with head on, your problems are "hard" for you but the fix isn't some fuckin labyrinthian ordeal, it's linear, just walk straight at it until you get your bearing and you will become a better man, simple.

>> No.27212994

>>27212261
>How does making money in some meme stock mean I'm successful? Money has no value if you have no use for it.

The GME short-squeeze is exciting and fun, a mighty battle story that is in every newspaper in the world now. Even Central China. The fact that you can explain how you aced it against powerful multi-billion hedge funds will make your social cconversation interesting to most educated people. If you make it fun, you'll be considered scintillating, interesting, and maybe more even attractive. Thank GME.

>> No.27213000

>>27212330
>>27212377
>>27212551
It wasn't a lot but I already had around $125k in savings before this happened, so it wasn't like I had nothing. It did nothing for my confidence or self-esteem. And money will do nothing for my confidence with women. My anxiety and terror comes from being this age never having done anything with a girl and not wanting to expose my pathetic retardation to them

>>27212614
Because I'm a worthless autistic loser. The friendlessness is what caused the virginity.

>> No.27213005

>>27211127
use it to pay for a shrink and straight yourself up, retard

>> No.27213019

>>27212780
Lol my man, I tell people all the time how I want to live off T dividends. My gf thinks I’m crazy.

>> No.27213055

>>27212780
you need enough money to ensure that the account continues to grow after you take distributions. $1m is nowhere near enough for this.

my IRA is projected to be worth $1-2m and I'm looking at ways arrange things so that I never have to touch it, and can instead bequeath it to a grandson so the money remains completely untaxed until he turns 59.5

>> No.27213106

>>27213019
that's my real goal lol. living with my parents until i save enough fuck it

>> No.27213195

>>27213055
70k a year where i live in rural ms is way more than enough to keep growing it i could live off like 15k/year here

>> No.27213269

>>27213005
That's some good advice, and while you're at it a gym membership.

>> No.27213343

>>27213195
every $70k you take out reduces the interest earned on what remains. within 10 years you'll dwindle the account to nothing.

>> No.27213379

>>27211127
Go take a trip to somewhere fun and exciting, anon. I went to Italy last year for a solo birthday trip (gift to myself), made friends with someone, and when we parted they kissed me on the cheek. :3 I couldn't tell if it was just a European custom, but, even if it was, it was nice.

>> No.27213424

>>27213343
the dividend yield on at&t is 7%. that means they pay me 70k a year before taxes on 1m worth of stock. I just spend what I need and reinvest the rest without ever touching the 1m I put in

>> No.27213491

>>27213000
>Because I'm a worthless autistic loser.

Are you intelligent? If so, you'll realize tat "worth" is totally subjective. There is NO objective measure of your "worth"; you're neither worthy nor worthless. You were born into this complicated world. YOU decide what matters, and what things and other people are "worth" TO YOU.

>> No.27213517

>>27213379
A lot of people talk about solo travel. I really have no desire to do that. The only vacations I have done in 29 years were with my parents as a kid and I was even too autistic to meet other kids there. I don't even have interest in going to other countries, let alone being there alone where I will definitely not meet anyone and being forced to be there out of necessity instead of choice.

>> No.27213571

>>27211127
>A sum of currency (small at that) will not fix the fundamental flaws of my life
No shit

>> No.27213618

>>27213517
solo travel is awesome. it forces you to make friends along the way because you have no clique to fall back on when you're in a bar or whatever. also you don't have to try and avoid your travel companions if you want peace and quiet.

>> No.27213686

>>27211127
Are you kidding? Yes it will

>> No.27213714

>>27211127
If you don't have any chronic health issues that cause you to be in pain 24/7 or you're disabled you should be thanking the good lord.

You're young, healthy, have all your senses, all your limbs, your spine isn't fucked up, you aren't going blind, etc. BE THANKFUL FOR THAT.

It's only because you're comfortable you can move on to the more abstract TFW NO GF.

If you had real physical pain, a GF wouldn't matter. Friends wouldn't matter. It all begins with the body. If you're youthful and healthy, then be grateful.

>> No.27213804

>>27212261
this is probably bait but maybe go blow money on fun, go ski for a week on Mt Helen or something - fly somewhere and hike. Take a trip to Amsterdam and fuck a bunch of hookers. Go to a bar and buy everyone a drink

Endless ways to spend your money and have fun

>> No.27213874

>>27213517
Anon, you limit yourself by thinking this way. The whole point of traveling by yourself is that you are forced to think for yourself. You say you won't meet anyone? Dude, that simply isn't true. Unless you choose to stay in a hotel and stay inside all day, you'll be meeting people everywhere. Especially by solo traveling. I met so many people just by taking the bus and the train. I ended up meeting a family who lived an hour away from my city. Even funnier is when other travelers come up to you and think you're a local. Honestly, anon, think of it as a challenge to yourself, to be able to live off your wits, and a limited amount of money. Aren't there any places you'd like to see, or cultural events you've always wanted to partake in?

>> No.27214132

>>27211127
>>still a 29 year old friendless khv

I was a 29 year old khv. But I was not a 30 year old khv. I finally "made a move". Clumsy, awkward, really dreadfully nerdy autist verbal-only approach (generally a mistake). Utter cringe. Beautiful younger woman sought after by every male around. Prettiest woman I've ever met. It worked.

>> No.27214356

>>27213714
>If you don't have any chronic health issues that cause you to be in pain 24/7 or you're disabled you should be thanking the good lord.
I would be thanking the good lord a lot more if he answered my nightly prayers to die of an aneurysm in my sleep.

>>27213874
>I met so many people just by taking the bus and the train
I have ridden the subway every day to work for 5 years in my own town and have barely spoken to another person.
>Aren't there any places you'd like to see, or cultural events you've always wanted to partake in?
Not alone no. You guys don't seem to get that my abject misery is caused by complete and utter debilitating loneliness. Going to another country alone will do literally nothing for me. You guys say "you meet people everywhere", I went on vacations every year as a child and literally never met anyone, not even other kids AS A CHILD. Being an completely autistic adult won't suddenly get me to meet people.

>>27213618
>no clique to fall back on
Haha yeah, a clique of people, I definitely have one of those.

>> No.27214393

>>27211127
>>have made 25k
reinvest wisely until 1M
you have nothing else to do wo friends/gf

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All into $CLF

Google is your friend

>> No.27214857

>>27213000
>My anxiety and terror comes from being this age never having done anything with a girl and not wanting to expose my pathetic retardation to them

Don't make the mistake of conventional assumptions about the impression you have to make on other people. Improve yourself if possible, but remember that people have differing preferences. (And women are especially baffling as to the wacko men they sometimes choose. It defies science.)

>> No.27214991

>>27213195
>70k a year where i live in rural ms

Is anywhere in the entire USA poorer than rural Mississippi? (I hear that family and social life are good there, -- both Black and White.)

>> No.27215076

>>27213714
>If you don't have any chronic health issues that cause you to be in pain 24/7 or you're disabled you should be thanking the good lord.


This, Im literally autistic (clinically diagnosed) and I agree with this.

>> No.27215099

>>27214132
>I was a 29 year old khv. But I was not a 30 year old khv. I finally "made a move". Clumsy, awkward, really dreadfully nerdy autist verbal-only approach (generally a mistake). Utter cringe. Beautiful younger woman sought after by every male around. Prettiest woman I've ever met. It worked.

P.S. I was and am still ugly. Conversation did it.

>> No.27215147

>>27211127
>$25k
No shit that's not.gkmma fix your life, that's less than a wagie salary. You'd need $2.5 million minimum before your life would change in any meaningful way. And not until you have 9 figures would you feel like you've escaped any kind of mortal suffering.

At 9 figures you become somewhat of a God, you can pay any woman directly or indirectly to have sex with you. You will never be alone, you will always have an entourage of friends, even if they just want to be around you because you're rich

>> No.27215228

>>27214991
probably not, it's a decent place to live as long as you avoid the black heavy areas. I can shoot guns in my backyard all I want. if i had 1m and a gf/wfie i'd probably move to rural alabama tho tb.h it's a little nicer. I run an online business so the shit wages/jobs here don't affect me

>> No.27215330

>>27214991
>>27215228
west virginia and eastern kentucky

>> No.27215515

>>27215076
>literally autistic (clinically diagnosed)
That term is used almost as loosely as Asperger's. If you're writing like that here, you CAN'T be what I'd call autistic seriously.

If you can name all the state capitals, that is the litmus test of so called Asperger's Syndrome, aka "on the spectrum". Can you? If yes, then what you really are is probably a NERD.

>> No.27215673

nothing wrong with being retarded
friends are emotional investments that drain you
women are like having friends but 10x worse
life is a big waste of time literally so make the best out of it and ignore the haters
big numbers on a screen mean you don't have to slave away year after year of your life doing something you hate.

>> No.27215757

>>27215330
>eastern kentucky

Eastern Kentucky has a beautiful, very strange rural lanscape area called "The Knobs". I've thought of moving there, but I don't know what people there are like.

>> No.27215978

>>27215757
>. I've thought of moving there, but I don't know what people there are like.
they are all meth and heroin addicted, poverty stricken people

>> No.27216324

>>27215515
>If you can name all the state capitals, that is the litmus test of so called Asperger's ...what you really are is probably a NERD.

Football-playing popular Chads in high school with lot of girlfriends, esp. cheerleader girlfriends, usually can't name ten state capitals correctly. They get laid a lot and often go into sales.

>> No.27216430

>>27215978
>>. I've thought of moving there, but I don't know what people there are like.
>they are all meth and heroin addicted, poverty stricken people

Sounds affordable.

>> No.27216923

>>27213005
>use it to pay for a shrink and straight yourself up, retard

I have little faith in shrinks, OP. I agree that you should "straight yourself up" -- you are in charge of that. You can get advice from any WELL MEANING person whom you respect. Consider taking A. a Martial Arts course, and B. (especially if you're a shy, clumsy nerd) dancing courses (you'll be miserable at first, but it's non-verbal interaction with women and becomes fun later).

>> No.27217215

>>27214356
>my nightly prayers to die of an aneurysm in my sleep
Life is short anyway. You'll have plenty of time to be dead later. No hurry. And you're not smart enough to know what you'd be missing.

>> No.27217311

I'm take it if you don't want it.

>> No.27217358

>>27211127
It’s worse being a good looking autist with no money. People expect you to be a Chad but you simply can’t because childhood and shit. Also why the fuck would I spend my money on shoes like some woman?

>> No.27217464

money wont make your skin white, but it will fix everything else. anybody telling you otherwise is poor

>> No.27217606

>>27212994
You'll never be a chad, meme stock trader.

>> No.27217711

>>27215147
>indirectly to have sex with you. ...even if they just want to be around you because you're rich

"He gives nothing but worthless gold, who gives from a sense duty. Lowell" I don't want sex with someone who does it for duty, or for money. If she has to pretend attraction instead of revulsion, like a prostitute, thanks I'd skip it. Rather handle it myself in that case. (I'm not OP.)

>> No.27218190

>>27217358
>People expect you to be a Chad but you simply can’t

Ignore what "people expect", except what's needed to survive. I notice that Chad often ends up working for Nerd. In a movie, a wizened old bald guy next to a tall handsome strapping fit blond Chad. Guess which one is the boss.

>> No.27218715

>>27217606
>>>27212994 (You)
>You'll never be a chad, meme stock trader.

I'm not the OP, but its very true. I sometimes buy cars from Chads. (Could buy over 100 from what GME made me on Thursday.) But there are no roads on my private tropical Pacific island, alas.

>> No.27218848

>>27213055
You want a neet grandson?

>> No.27219264

>>27218848
>You want a neet grandson?

Is a cultured, brainy, aristocratic rentier of independent means included in your definition of NEET?

>> No.27219765

>>27214132
>verbal-only approach (generally a mistake)
elaborate

>> No.27220666

>>27219264
ha yea i want my grandson to be the cyberpunk landed gentry too

>> No.27221069

Give it to me and i'll be your friend and find you a GF no bullshit

>> No.27221465

>>27221069
imagine if you could outsource playing the game and risking rejection to a third party, that would be a great service actually