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[Anonymous No.27209224]

What happens when Elon announces the Tesla x Chainlink partnership?

[Anonymous No.27209409]

>>27209224
>that tech
in about five years the planet is going to be very different

[Anonymous No.27209549]

>>27209224
wouldnt elon just make his own coin and do this himself so he can directly profit?

[Anonymous No.27209725]

>>27209224
holy shit. now it's all making sense.
Elon said when he first started making Teslas that he wanted to rent them out not sell them.
fuck things are accelerating too fast.

[Anonymous No.27209841]

>>27209725
I knew that South African faggot was a rentseeker

[Anonymous No.27209931]

>>27209224
What happens if the guy steals the Tesla? Will you require a deposit to the value of the car before rental?

[Anonymous No.27210167]

>>27209931
???

If he "steals"(appropriates) it its his, now its his turn to rent it out for profit.

[Anonymous No.27210321]

>>27210167
>you will not own the tesla and you will be happy
Huh maybe I will be happy after all

[Anonymous No.27210339]

>>27209931
The doors will lock while you're inside and it will self drive off a cliff.

[Anonymous No.27210369]

>>27209931
>What happens if the guy steals the Tesla?
smartcontract doesnt validate and you call the cops

what happens when someone steals your car?

[Anonymous No.27210435]

>>27209931
>What happens if the guy steals the Tesla?
Teslas are self driving cars, moron. Probably isnt even a steering wheel.

[Anonymous No.27210532]

>>27209931
no dude.
autopilot.
it's basically driverless uber. that's Elon's goal with Tesla.

[Anonymous No.27210583]

>>27209549
This, plus coupled with the fact i've read Chainlink has to have the price of a cup coffee to function, said by some dev or even Sergay himself

Still no reason why this token isn't just a bubble

[Anonymous No.27210613]

>>27209725
I can't wait till cars are like those electric scooters and I'm not being sarcastic. Fuck "owning" a car if you don't really own it.

[Anonymous No.27210630]

>>27209224
Damn, that's fucking cool.

[Anonymous No.27210679]

>>27210369
? If I legitimately rent the car. Drive it somewhere. Disconnect the power and the LTE connection. Then tow it to a chop shop.

If someone steals my car I get insurance and paid out by my insurance company if I have the appropriate insurance. Will insurance companies cover cars for people commercially renting their vehicles without identification or sufficient deposits?

[Anonymous No.27210752]

>>27209725
Elon just launched Tesla Plaid.

What did he mean by that?

[Anonymous No.27210780]

>>27210532
That doesn’t exist yet. No Tesla can drive in urban areas without a human. Maybe in the future. But not now as it exists.

[Anonymous No.27210815]

>>27210752
we're accelerating too fast.
I need to go lie down.

[Anonymous No.27210880]

>>27210780
no, that exists. it's rolled out to extremely select few in beta.
full autopilot is ready to go. he keeps hiking up the price too as it gets closer to full public release.
t. Model 3 owner

[Anonymous No.27210923]

>>27210679
>If I legitimately rent the car
>legitimately
>paid out by my insurance company
>through smartcontract

[Anonymous No.27210999]

>>27210880
A beta is not approved for commercial or personal use. I stand by my statement. And I am extremely skeptical considering there are many videos showing Tesla’s failing to auto park or navigate hairpin turns.

[Anonymous No.27211026]

>>27210815
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

[Anonymous No.27211060]

>>27210780 >>27210880
https://insideevs.com/news/483066/video-tesla-full-self-driving-beta-sandy-munro/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yw8LqcIZMrY

[Anonymous No.27211070]

>>27209224
At point does this sort of interaction cease being capitalism and start being a sort of anarcho-socialist mutualism? Pretty quickly i'd say. Capitalists are fucked...

[Anonymous No.27211151]

>>27210923
But Tesla can release information if the car was ‘hacked’ or not through their data collection programs and release this information to insurance companies?

[Anonymous No.27211232]

>>27210999
I think it's only a matter of time. The more teslas out there recording telemetry, the faster they learn to self drive.

[Anonymous No.27211289]

>>27210999
that's not the same software.

[Anonymous No.27211348]

>>27211060
>it can’t do unturns yet

Yeah totally ready for the commercial market. Also, perfect clear daylight. He also had to park it at the end.

[Anonymous No.27211443]

>>27211232
Yes automated driving is the future. Are we there yet? No. Can we eventually solve these issues with technology? Yes.

[Anonymous No.27211576]

>>27211348
>>a 35 person beta
>>does 99% of the driving
>NOOOO IT"S NOT READY YET
there's a video of night time residential unpainted street driving too, swerving around parked cars and making turns. can't find it though.

[Anonymous No.27211923]

>>27211576
35 person beta is small by any measurement of a sample size.
Like I said, using a route or area with clear marked signage and proper road markings is fine. It’s the part where conditions are not optimal where automated driving falls short. Will we get there? Eventually. Is it ready for the mass market? No.

[Anonymous No.27212074]

>>27211923
like I said, and the guy in the video said, we're there.
it's not perfect but it's good enough to have people testing it in the real world outside of a defined track.

[Anonymous No.27212096]

>>27211576
>does 99% of the driving
they've been able to do 97% of a cross country trip for decades now. The entire game is that last 3% of edge cases and unexpected bullshit.

[Anonymous No.27212185]

>>27212096
This. Fully automated driving is the new Nuclear Fusion.

[Anonymous No.27212414]

>>27212074
No it clearly isn’t if it’s still in beta and not NHTSA approved. Obviously there are still problems with the reliability if government regulators have not said it is road worthy aside from a few testers. The guy in the video is not the person in charge of that decision, does he even have a conflict of interest or not?

[Anonymous No.27212466]

This thing is going to put so many people out of work

I fear for the future guys

[Anonymous No.27212969]

>>27211443
Why even respond to me if you're just going to reword what I said and fire it back at me as though I asked a question?

[Anonymous No.27213131]

>>27212969
Why not anon? If you read the context of the thread. You just regurgitated what I had already stated.

[Anonymous No.27213532]

>>27212466
Buy link, don't be left in the dust. 81k end of decade.

[Anonymous No.27213729]

>>27209841
goddamn nigger

[Anonymous No.27213948]

>>27212466
Universal Base Income.
if you play your cards right you can avoid living in a pod and eating bugs.

[Anonymous No.27214108]

>>27210583

[Anonymous No.27214619]

>>27211576
>>27212096
>>27212185
it doesn't actually need to be perfect, it just needs to be better than human, which it already is at scale because of how awful humans overall are at driving. all that 'huge new unknown liability issues' is bullshit. megacorporations make decisions they know come with bodycounts and uncertain but assuredly large liability exposure all the time. that's what insurance is for. at this point it's pretty safe to say it is being arbitrarily held back by bad actors who see it as an opportunity to kill personal automobile ownership and replace it with infinitely more profitable auto-taxi services. or else we would have seen it pushed hard into everything, by now, because of the total economic benefit and thousands of lives per year that would be saved.

that idea writ large, the general total conversion of all 'property' into 'services' (which, in the global industrial economy, really is just a more honest/accurate framing) is the meaning of the 'own nothing be happy' of the so-called 'great reset'. achieving the socialist mode by capitalist means, in their theory - and nevermind that 'anarchy' shit, they're perfectly content with becoming a new permanent elite ruling class looking down at the masses from a height that renders them inscrutable if not invisible and genuinely forgotten. if that requires maintaining some degree of artificial scarcity, in the system, do differentiate the classes and ensure the highers superiority, they're fine with that too.

[Anonymous No.27215504]

>>27209224
Yeah sure. You fuckers are dreaming.
Imagine having your car roll up after some pajeet took a big shit in the back seat.
Or some drunk whores puked after being out all night.
Or a couple kids can't get a hotel so they fuck in the car and leave the rubbers laying on the dash.
Public transport like that would be a nightmare.

[Anonymous No.27215583]

>>27214619
>it doesn't actually need to be perfect
yes, it does. I don't feel like getting run over by a glitch. tough titties

[Anonymous No.27215917]

>>27209549
No, the system must be decentralized and trust must be constant. The platform would not get acceptance if someone like him was the creator, however, if he ended up being the one to present it to the masses in Steve Job's like fashion..... well.. you know the rest about the EOY price

[Anonymous No.27216124]

>>27210752
Spaceballs.

[Anonymous No.27216399]

>>27210815
Nobody except us will ever believe this timeline was pre-programmed from the start

[Anonymous No.27216506]

>>27215583
and that's why nobody cares about your stupid opinion. there's a million other more possible glitches, more likely to result in your death if they were to occur. this is not a barrier to the implementation of the technology at scale.

[Anonymous No.27217852]

>>27215504
teslas have cameras inside them.
they would just be charged and it would be sent to a 'servicing station' which would also probably be the supercharger.

[Anonymous No.27219021]

>>27209224
DELET
I'm still accumulating.

[Anonymous No.27219170]

>>27209224
Why does LINK only hire fat slobs to represent their product?

[Anonymous No.27220692]

>>27209549
Sure. Elon will mine his own metals from the ground for the cars, build his own roads etc.