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27206595 No.27206595 [Reply] [Original]

Hedge funds have already closed their short positions.

This is your last chance to sell. millions of newfag redditors that opened accounts through the weekend will buy to offset the massive dump that is coming but that will only last a day, GME will be <$80 EOW

Sell and then laugh at all the dumbfuck redditors that lose all their money thinking they were going to eat the rich

>> No.27206711

>>27206595
pretty much this lmao

Who want's to hold redditor's bags?

>> No.27206900

>>27206595
Redditors were just pawns.
They were obviously manipulated by powerful people.
You know it because so many politicians like AOC (whose influencer team is constantly spammin reddit btw) and famous people were on their side.
Somebody wanted to send a message.

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In a fight, you never know if you’re going to win.

That’s life. But those who only fight when they know they’re going to win, will never fight when it really matters.

Who here has never lost money? We idolize people who fight even when they know it will cost them their lives, so how can we give up when the most we could lose is some money?

This isn’t about fighting the system and winning. It’s about believing that you can. It’s a test, to see if humanity still deserves to live. Yes it may all just be another trick, but did we fight? DID WE FIGHT?

Shills call this LARPing, like it’s not real. But LARPing IS real. We are all playing a role in life. I choose the role of the hero who struggles against fate and never allows himself to give up hope, you chose the role of the irreverant smartass who thinks he understands life, just because he knows about some of life’s scams.

But the game is rigged against you shills, because the heroes are right whether they win or lose, whereas the shills are only right as long as they win. I get to spend my entire life as a hero, regardless of whether anyone else understands that. You get to live your life in comfort, but with no passion, outside of your hobbies.

Call it cope for not making it, but remember that if you were truly happy with your choice to sell out, you wouldn’t feel the need to ridicule people like me.

I AM NOT FUCKING SELLING.

>> No.27208700

>>27206595
once this memestonk drops completely i'd like to buy it again as a funny joke. i honestly dont want Gamestop to go out of business.

>> No.27208804

>>27206595
Post nose.

>> No.27208915

>>27206595
>>27206711
>>27206900
nose+timestamp

>> No.27209065

>>27206595
I'm selling monday aswell, not a shill just want to put back my money in crypto. And yeah; the whole thing is a sham. Cheers /biz/ bros for not succumbing to reddit mind-viruses.

>> No.27209122

>>27208203
Sorry dude its an investment not a religion, posts like this are a reason I'm selling.

>> No.27209223

Funny thing is I orignally thought this aswell, but I got memed hard by reddit and /biz/ so I just said fuck it. I'm still even but I want out before the crypto bull-run.

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>>27206595
fuck off shill I'M NEVER FUCKING SELLING

>> No.27209302

I think I might buy even more mr noseberg

>> No.27209317

>>27209233
You're being irrational.

>> No.27209331

It's piggly wiggly all over again. They will change the rules again so their cronies don't lose too much.

>> No.27209425

I'm unironically still not selling. Not because I buy into the Reddit cringe hype mentality, but because the math says not to.

>> No.27209460

>>27206595
>hedgefunds have already bought and repaid back 130% of all available shares
sorry but no, not even close.

>> No.27209579

Like it may very well 3x but so can any uniswap shitcoin; and atleast with those im not restircted to buying and selling before 4pm and kike restrictions. Not to mention I dont even play uniswap shitcoins.

>> No.27209595

>>27206595
wrong nigger. check the short interest on float, squeeze hasnt even started.

>> No.27209685

Buy CLF

>> No.27209794
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>>27209122

>> No.27209934

>>27209595
precisely, there was no squeeze

the past week and a half was because of social media influencing people to buy. once the hype goes down, bagholders will realize the price isn't going up and they'll start dumping

>> No.27210206

>>27209331
It's different this time because there's institutions on both sides of this

>> No.27210498
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Jiemi-chan has taken a beating, but she's still going to end the hedge

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>>27210498

>> No.27210748

>>27206595
I guess we all have to move to AMC.

>> No.27210812

>>27209317
You’re glowing

>> No.27210976

I won't sell no matter what garbage you type. If your master's positions were fine, they would not hire you to shill here.
Post your hand and timestamp, Pajeet.

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>>27206595
Thank you for your kind advice Rabbi but on reflection you can cram it up your ass.

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>>27208203
Is this a new pasta? It's pretty good

>> No.27212710

>>27208804
>>27208915
>>27209233
>>27210976
>>27211858

Reddit faggots