$100k let's do this

[Anonymous No.27174549]

Alright, I have $100k to invest. Give me your single best idea of what to do with it.

[Anonymous No.27174608]

>>27174549
Buy physical silver. Sell it in a few weeks. You'll be a millionaire.

[Anonymous No.27174657]

pimping eastern europe hookers

[Anonymous No.27174697]

>>27174549
Silver and NOK.

[Anonymous No.27174783]

Buy Funko Pops. They're collectible, you know.

[Anonymous No.27174796]

>>27174549
utility companies, ultra low, always pay dividend between 5-10% real boomer tip here.

[Anonymous No.27174819]

BTC

[Anonymous No.27174839]

All in on DONUT

[Anonymous No.27174841]

>>27174549
statera

[Anonymous No.27174845]

>>27174549
SHIB

[Anonymous No.27174913]

>>27174549
5k GME, 95k LINK
5k becomes 20k in a week
95k becomes 950k this summer

[Anonymous No.27174949]

>>27174549
Ford, Akamai if the market stays stable- UVXY if it plummets

[Anonymous No.27175019]

Buy property and build a bunch of tiny homes. Rent to the covid poor and lord over your own apocalyptic passive income kingdom.

[Anonymous No.27175189]

>>27174549
Look into the onions industry
That's all I can say

[Anonymous No.27175239]

DONUT

[Anonymous No.27175399]

>>27174549
Drop it all on BAO, UNI, 1inch, ZRT, GRT, ADA, or AAVE and wait.

[Anonymous No.27175411]

>>27174549
Put it all into a low risk low volatility high % dividend stock like CRF and make roughly 2k a month sitting on it, regardless if the stock even moves. High interest savings account, boom.

[Anonymous No.27175569]

>>27174549
emerging markets, be asia-centric, be very picky about south america, go 70/30 stocks/bonds overall, make sure its 0 bonds in mexico and venezuela specifically at this time. should be good for the next three decades.

[Anonymous No.27175808]

>>27175411
>paying expense fees to be paid your own money back as a taxable dividend
YEET

[Anonymous No.27175842]

>>27174796
Do dividends automatically get reinvested? I've never held stock that paid dividends.

[Anonymous No.27175909]

AMC and HOOOOOLLLLLLDDD

[Anonymous No.27175996]

>>27174783
Beanie babies too. Be sure to preserve the tags

[Anonymous No.27176017]

The answer is always cocaine

[Anonymous No.27176088]

>>27174549
send me 50k and my daughter will draw you a pretty picture

[Anonymous No.27176112]

Buy CLV

[Anonymous No.27176164]

100k on amc calls

[Anonymous No.27176183]

>>27174549
Ignore everyone here.

[Anonymous No.27176199]

>>27174549
All in DEFI tokens, it's coming and nothing will stop it. chose at random among them, they are all gonna moon (AAVE, COMP, CRV, YFI, SNX, Maker, UNI, SHUSHI etc.)

[Anonymous No.27176206]

buy SHIB

[Anonymous No.27176248]

>>27174549
All in XRP. Dunno if you've heard but it's the standard.

[Anonymous No.27176290]

>>27174549
GRT unironically

[Anonymous No.27176312]

Rubic and wait a couple weeks

[Anonymous No.27176599]

>>27175842
No, you get dividends. If you don't the money was reinvested.

[Anonymous No.27176613]

>>27174549
doge has new potential. it is being talked about all over twitter. It is the most popular coin there is right now.
>normies want to get in on doge
>they can't because robinhood canceled instant deposits
>many of these people have never downloaded rh before and are doing it purely from fomo
>they will have to verify their rh accounts the same way we did and this will take a few days
and finish by early February. Around Feb 1-3 these new traders will be able to buy on robinhood and will be looking for the next GME, which they thought to be doge before it crashed. If we slowly pump it on Sunday and they see that it's mooning, they're gonna fomo into doge and /biz/ can get in, get out, and twitter and reddit will be left holding our bags.
We can make huge gains from this OP. Let's go, in and out, 4 hour adventure.

[Anonymous No.27177045]

>>27176613
> Investing in something with no value other than pump

[Anonymous No.27177236]

>>27174549
$DOGE 100$ obviously

[Anonymous No.27177249]

Gamble a couple k on SHIB, it's still early, if momentum holds you double it, maybe somehow reddit gets on uniswap to buy cute doge coin and we 10x from here? Already up a bajillion percent in 24hr

[Anonymous No.27177316]

>>27175842
you can tell your broker whether you want it or not. fidelity defaults it to on for new positions that offer it.

[Anonymous No.27177443]

>>27177045
OP can invest after the pump. He can turn that $100k into 200k. This offer is only good for this weekend, normies don't know anything about trading and they don't know that doge is infinite. They think wsb makes it look easy and we can win in the end because of this.

[Anonymous No.27177531]

>>27174549
GME.
Dogecoin if you hate your money (why would you invest in something that's literally guaranteed to sink in value since there's an infinite amount of coins).

[Anonymous No.27177619]

>>27175399
best answer right here

[Anonymous No.27178025]

Carv. Minority bank with only 620k float. Getting $$ from biden stimulus. Will run hard very soon

[Anonymous No.27178094]

that is a really cool bug. ur gonna wanna all in iwm puts

[Anonymous No.27178204]

>>27174549
The elites are about to collapse the world economy and restart it.
All market investments and crypto are about to become completely worthless because with a destroyed economy most people won't even have access to electronics (or maybe electricity itself) to trade digitally. Cities will fall to riots and gang warfare, so investing in those is worthless too.
Buy arable land in the middle of nowhere with good water supplies. Or for a compromise look for a small town with cheap land and become a landowner there. Although 100k isn't that much for that in America.

[Anonymous No.27178236]

>>27174549
I figure that NOK would be a good idea, considering that they are supposedly unveiling a new tech or something on Feb 4th

[Anonymous No.27178718]

Blackrock hold massive amounts of NOK, which translates to buy NOK

[Anonymous No.27178823]

throw 10k into shiba
rest into 1inch

[Anonymous No.27178963]

>>27178204
If they collapse it so even electricity is gone, gays, cuckerburg, Dorsey, bezos, all the billionaires, and every politician and their family will be the first to be minecrafted.

[Anonymous No.27179256]

>>27178718
Shit just crashed. Nokia hasn't been in the game since 2008.

[Anonymous No.27180239]

>>27178963
I don't know, working as a henchmen for the handful of people who own farmland doesn't sound too bad. I personally would take it over fighting a revolutionary war against them. Enough people will be tempted to just become their lackeys to justify their might. I sure would. I wouldn't want to get caught up by whatever experimental weapons these fucks will steal from secret military sites. In the chaos of the collapse these rich fucks might even grab ICBMs for themselves.

But whatever, it's kind of off topic here. You guys have fun fighting over the pennies, while the rich are working hard on cancelling all of that economy completely.

[Anonymous No.27180541]

>>27179256
its not about any shortsqueeeze, it was just caught up in this whole memestocking. It got spammed to death by bots. Blackrock also holds massive GME stocks and i suspect they spammed NOK as a second stock to get in, because they think it will pump soon anyway and the added memevalue will help.