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*ting ting*
>ahem
Good evening gentlemen. If I could please have your attention.
At precisely 7:30 PM EST, I will make a groundbreaking announcement regarding the recent episodes surrounding the NYSE. I do hope all of you are here to attend.

>> No.27093322

>>27093258
Don't keep me waiting, anon.

>> No.27093434

>>27093258
i'm listening, sir

>> No.27093619

>>27093258
Table for 1 please

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>>27093258
Listening. There seems to be more people here than usual I wonder what OP has to say to our new friends

>> No.27094083

At attendance. Can't wait for this announcement!

>> No.27094108
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>>27093258
The stage is yours OP

>> No.27094326
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>>27093258
You have my full attention, dear chap

>> No.27094406

>>27093258
Is this the official announcement?

>> No.27094465

>>27093258
Lurker here, reporting in to lurk moar

>> No.27094614
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reporting in

>> No.27094621

>>/biz/thread/26930839#p26930839
this again?

>> No.27094627
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>>27093258
Listening, friend!

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Did I make it in time? I clock on BPT

>> No.27094634

>>27093258
Yes please, go on.

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>>27093258
Do tell, my good friend!

>> No.27094763
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27094763

Prepare your anus

>> No.27094832

Greetings everyone

>> No.27094861
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27094861

We're ready...

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Oh shit one of these threads again? Well spit it out desu.

>> No.27094867

>>27094633
You did! 3 more min, boss

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>> No.27094956

>ahem
*deep breath*
FUCK HEDGIES
FUCK KIKES
FUCK SHILLS
FUCK PAPER HANDS
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK SPICS
FUCK ROASTIES
FUCK CHINKS
FUCK POOS
FUCK ROBINIGGER
and most importantly,
FUCK JANNIES

>> No.27094987

Jannies ban this fucker

>> No.27094994

Ok, I'll bite

>> No.27095035

>>27094956
Based

>> No.27095040

>>27094956
HOOOOOLY BASED!

>> No.27095041
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>>27094956
Well said, dear fellow.

>> No.27095046

>>27094956
BRAVA

>> No.27095049

>>27094956
Quite a based take anon

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>>27094956
fuck off, this is what you wanted my attention for?

Son, I am disappoint.

>> No.27095076

>>27094956
WELL SAID

>> No.27095090

>>27094956
Just a recording on an empty stage? Get some class OP!

>> No.27095093

>>27094956
Kek

>> No.27095092

>>27094956
Kekkity

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>>27094956
bravo my friend

>> No.27095119

>>27094956
wonderful,
truly

>> No.27095178

>>27094956
>>ahem
>*deep breath*
>FUCK HEDGIES
Cringe
>FUCK KIKES
Based
>FUCK SHILLS
Based
>FUCK PAPER HANDS
Neutral
>FUCK NIGGERS
Based
>FUCK SPICS
Based
>FUCK ROASTIES
Cringe/incel
>FUCK CHINKS
Based
>FUCK POOS
Based
>FUCK ROBINIGGER
Bases
>and most importantly,
>FUCK JANNIES
Mega ultra Gigga based

>> No.27095182

>>27094956
You shouldn't say the n word so casually you racist

>> No.27095212

>>27094956
Beautiful

>> No.27095257

>>27094956
Rarely have I observed such a refined speech. Thank you, that will be all.

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>>27095178
Faggot

>> No.27095319
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>Jannies ban this fucker

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I don't give a fuck if this GayStock financially ruins me. I will ride this fucker to the ground harder than Hadrian did to the Temple. I'm taking these kikes back to their oven with me and you should to.

>> No.27095922

>>27095369
Yeah man
Ride your shares to $5 while they ride their new shorts down from $400
You show them

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>>27094956
Fucking based *bravo* anon bravo

>> No.27097730

>>27095922
Shut up Melvin

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>>27095178
>t. hedgies
FUCK YOU HEDGIE
JUMP OFF YOUR LEDGIE
CRY FOR MORE PLEDGIE
PREPARE FOR WEDGIE

>> No.27099550

>>27094956
why are these threads so fucking comfy

also based

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>>27093258
I patiently await your symposium, old bean.

>> No.27099968

>>27094956
BAAAASSSEED

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>>27099550
These are the top quality threads on biz

>> No.27100389

>>27094956
Absolutely, without a doubt, unequivocally, and unironically BASED.
God bless.

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>>27094956
>not mentioning plebbitors
This board really is ruined isnt it

>> No.27100807

>>27100520
You gotta love the rivals teaming up to take on a bigger villian trope anon

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>>27094956
Incredibly based.

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>>27094956
Based