/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.27082334]

OHHHHHHH LINKIEEEEEEES

OH NO NO NO NO NO LMAO

1.5 million links in a single dump. sergey is a hungry hungry boy

[Anonymous No.27082458]

>>27082334
HAMBURGER

[Anonymous No.27082637]

Still a Chad

[Anonymous No.27082719]

>own 1 link
bros..no I'm ruined

[Anonymous No.27082740]

I love this man.

[Anonymous No.27083131]

People new to /biz/: Yes, Chainlink seems like a promising project. Yes, it seems like the team is full of geniuses. Loads of partnerships. The world is going to run on LINK! Right?
Before you buy, let me tell you a story.
I was visiting San Francisco to see one of my friends. We went to a strip club, and while I was there I saw Sergey, surrounded by women. He was throwing tons of money at them, but not just bills. It was stacks upon stacks of $10,000, sealed up with white paper bands like he had just come straight from a bank.
I went up to him and congratulated him on the success of Chainlink as of late (this was about a month ago), and he started laughing. He took a hefty swig from a bottle of Dom Perignon and said, "Yeah? You think I care, stinky?"
Confused, I asked what he meant, and said that he had obviously put a lot of work into LINK and he should be proud.
"Fundamentally, I don't give two fucks about Chainlink, kid."
He was about to say something else but one of the strippers tapped him on the shoulder. Sergey pulled out from his pocket the biggest ziplock bag full of cocaine I've ever seen in my life. It looked like one of those gallon bags, almost bulging at the seams. The stripper ran off into a back room with it.
He then pulled out a Zippo lighter.
"You wanna know what I think about Chainlink?"
He snapped his fingers and a stripper handed him a bottle of Hennessy. He then pulled about 20 stacks of bills from a duffel bag, threw them on the floor, poured cognac all over them. He flicked his Zippo and dropped it onto the pile. Almost instantly the whole stack caught.
I stared at him, speechless.
"It's called a 'PUMP and DUMP,' kid."
He laughed as he watched the pile burn before losing interest and going into a back room with his entourage of strippers following carrying duffel bags full of what I assume was money and coke.
This is the man you are supporting by buying LINK.

[Anonymous No.27083287]

>>27082334
God BLESS this supremely large man

[Anonymous No.27083314]

He’s buying Arbitrum.

[Anonymous No.27083419]

>sergey regularly dumps massives amount of link
>price still goes up
based

[Anonymous No.27083452]

Hold your tokens until they dump hard lmao

[Anonymous No.27083516]

>>27083131
sounds pretty cool to me

[Anonymous No.27083541]

>>27082637
How can anyone see this and not think of a ponzi, right away.

The token exists like XRP does, to enrich the founders.

[Anonymous No.27083570]

He’s buying Arbitrum

[Anonymous No.27083675]

>>27083452
Jesus what a ponzi

[Anonymous No.27083788]

>>27083570
This. That’s what I would do.

[Anonymous No.27083835]

I saw Sergey at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

[Anonymous No.27083938]

>>27082334
You'll linkies got me stinky

[Anonymous No.27084022]

>>27082334
hell yeah big serg making moves

[Anonymous No.27084087]

SERGEY, NO!!!

[Anonymous No.27084296]

>>27083835
Based

[Anonymous No.27084373]

S
F U C K
C
K

[Anonymous No.27084374]

Fat Russian scamming fuck betray

[Anonymous No.27084379]

I saw Sergey Nazarov while visiting Auschwitz yesterday. Every time the tour guide started to talk about the camp he would interrupt by yawning really loudly and shout "Boring! Get to the good parts!" - I don't think he was even tired. When we got to the gas chamber he screamed "Fake, there were no gas chambers! The Soviets built this after the war" and then started mimicking a Jew suffocating on Zyklon B. After the tour he walked straight up to me and said "they deserved it anyway", and praised the Nazis for their "decentralized" camp system, but they could have used an oracle to "improve the process." He then stood on a podium and informed everyone that Jews were "vermin" and that he had made it his mission to destroy the "Judeo-Bolshevic World Order." Later that day the staff found pictures of the Chainlink logo stapled everywhere. Even later they realized he stole most of shoes and striped pyjamas left by the gassing victims from the display. CCTV caught him walking around Salesforce HQ in the pyjamas pretending to be a ghost. I can't believe anyone would buy a coin made by this guy.

[Anonymous No.27084415]

based

[Anonymous No.27084461]

>>27082334
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WE AGREED ON 1M DUMP A WEEK SERGEY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.27084556]

>>27082334
Based Sergey dumping at the literal TOP

[Anonymous No.27084574]

>>27083452
>SERGAY BETRAY

[Anonymous No.27084664]

>>27084379
I know him personally, and I can totally believe this lol

[Anonymous No.27085287]

>>27083570
now that would be something special

[Anonymous No.27085489]

>>27084379
Based

[Anonymous No.27085578]

>>27083314
Honestly probably a better buy than towncrier

[Anonymous No.27085871]

>>27082334
>>27083314
He's buying Ethereum

[Anonymous No.27085919]

he is buying arbitrum
t. insider

[Anonymous No.27086095]

I saw Sergey at McDonalds a couple days ago. He was putting in an order at one of those terminals you see in a lot of the newer ones, I was so star struck that I started walking over to ask for a photo.

That's when I saw what he was ordering at the terminal. At first I thought he was just clicking random items absent mindedly until I noticed he was staring very intently at the screen, and he would check various different cheese burgers, almost as if he was making an informed decision on which ones to pick, and after considering each one he would add 1-3 to his order.

I got really nervous at this point so I ordered what I wanted at the counter and took a seat to wait for them to call my name. That's when I heard Sergey's name get called. The woman at the cash (she was super cute) looked at him confused and asked pretty sternly if he was pulling some kind of prank.

"U-um...no that's what I want...I don't see why that's a problem it's just more money for you guys right...?"

The girl at the counter looked at him confused and said "You want 2 double bacon cheese burgers, 3 chicken burgers, 2 junior bacon and cheeses, and 5 orders of Chicken McNuggets?"

Sergey got all red in the face and started shouting about how he solved the Oracle problem and how Chainlink was going to 1000$ EOY. It got so bad that the manager had to calm him down and assure him they'd put his order through and that the girl at the counter just started and that the establishment usually wouldn't be so unprofessional.

When they finally got his food to him he tried to leave without paying and the same girl had to politely ask him to come back and pay. I guess he got pretty scared so he ran back and asked them if they accepted LINK tokens, and when the girl asked him what that was he just dropped his entire order on the floor and ran out the door. I'm dead serious.

[Anonymous No.27086168]

LINK literally has one developer who was a film student in Guangzhou City who wrote a thesis on the post-war Polish cinema of the 1980's. He was obsessed with the film A Short Film About Love (1988) and watched it dozens of times, feeling a kindred connection with the shy, obsessive, and out-of-sorts protagonist. Much of his life at the time reflected the protagonist's own experience as he fell in love with a woman living in the apartment building across from his own.

The developer would spy upon her through a pair of binoculars every evening as she would carouse with her partner. He found a way to open the lock on her door using a kitchen fork and would frequently enter her apartment to learn some aspects of her life, as in the Cantonese film Chungking Express. He found on her partner's computer that he was heavily invested in cryptocurrencies and through extension of this became interested himself. His evenings were consumed with learning how to code the coins, taking breaks only to gaze upon the beautiful woman from across the way.

Eventually he gained enough knowledge to begin his own cryptocurrency ChainLINK which became wildly popular. In this time the woman got married to her partner and the developer attempted suicide (as in the Polish film). After leaving the hospital he came upon the news that her partner had disappeared mysteriously. Apparently he had borrowed money which he couldn't pay back and now he was gone without a trace. The developer felt a new vigor for life and coding. He rebranded LINK and gave it the moniker 'the Oracle solution.' To this day he is developing the coin in the hopes of attracted the woman he's been spying on for years.

[Anonymous No.27086451]

>>27082334
Damn that’s actually a great sign. Here we go boys

[Anonymous No.27086481]

He is buying gamestop

[Anonymous No.27086658]

>>27082334
>sergey is a hungry hungry boy
seriously though, why did he get so fat?
the stress of this project is probably fucking killing him.

[Anonymous No.27086685]

>>27086481
Kek the mad lad