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Insider at the DOJ here. You guys better liquidate your positions on GME and AMC because they are handing out sealed indictments tomorrow and likely shutting down 4chan to confiscate their servers for evidence and IP addresses.

If you sell now you will have an alibi at least and you likely wont be indicted with the other guys here and at reddit. Just thought I would give you heads up for your own good. Be smart and sell now

>> No.27063839

>they are handing out sealed indictments tomorrow and likely shutting down 4chan to confiscate their servers for evidence and IP addresses

If you had said leddit someone might have believed you. This place ain't it my guy.

>> No.27063882
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>>27063127
Why don’t you alibite my dick gay Jew man?

>> No.27063926

>>27063127
Niggaz tounge my anus

>> No.27064070

>>27063127
I never buy meme stocks

>> No.27064084

>>27063127
Does Citadel store their financial information and transactions on 4chan servers or something?

>> No.27064107 [DELETED] 
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27064107

Nigger worshipping kikes fuck off

>> No.27064251

>>27063127
Keep your autistic larp threads to /pol/ you weird fuck.

>> No.27064335

>>27063127
I work for the USDA and you’re full of shit now fuck off CNBC

>> No.27064350

I want to watch the world burn

>> No.27066374

>>27063127
SHORT LADDER ATTACK INCOMING HOLD HOLD HOLD UP VOTE AND SHARE

In the last hour of trading some of us are predicting they will launch a short ladder attack to make it look like it’s selling off to trick you into selling your shares. Their goal is to go under $115 to get out of their expiring contracts. This will be a major victory for them.

Hedge funds sell back and forth with one another at lower and lower bids in rapid succession, tricking algorithms into thinking there is a mass sell off when there actually isn’t. (They do this to scare off retail investors to engineer a sell off). Once the attack is over, the stock will normally go back up due to its demand. Then they will rinse and repeat their attack, each time hoping to chip away more and more retail investors. Most people in here know this, so if retail investors are selling, it’s unlikely that it’s anyone at all.

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS HOLD HOLD HOLD! DON'T GET PAPER HANDS DURING THE LAST HOUR, ITS WHAT THEY WANT!

GET RID OF THE STOP LOSSES, THEY WILL TRY HUNT THEM

>> No.27066525

>>27063127
Tomorrow is Saturday you mong.

>> No.27066680

>>27063127
I'M NOT FUCKING SELLING

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>>27063127
>4chan is dark web

>> No.27066793

>>27063127

ahaha I cant wait for 4chan to be hosted in Uzbekistan

>> No.27066983

>>27063127
SUCK MY DICK KIKES

>> No.27067116

>>27063127
It allready Been on loads mainstream media Web sites that no laws were broken.

>> No.27067211

>>27063127
We know feds don't work the weekends they are too busy having degenerate parties and fucking children with the other elites.

>> No.27067238

>>27063127
The Citadel transactions were routed through CIA servers in Frankfurt.
A team has been deployed to intercept these transactions.
Some of you are alright. Don't go to Wallstreet tomorrow

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>>27063127
fuck you im not american

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>>27063127
Cute.

>> No.27067347

>>27063127
Alibi for what? I need an excuse to own shit now?

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>>27063127
Imitating a Federal LEO is a felony, dontchaknow?

>> No.27067442

OP's handler here. Sorry guys while I was making his tendies he ran to the computer.

>> No.27067453

>>27063127
>DOJ will arrest 6 million people who are now following WSB, plus the people on this site too, plus shut down both sites
K

>> No.27067497

/pol/tard here. Dont listen this is just a faggot on the 2 moar weeks pipeline

>> No.27067533

>>27063127
kys preferably over the weekend

>> No.27067599

>>27063127
>You guys better
stopped right there

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>>27063127
uhhhh pic rel

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>>27066374

>> No.27067732

>>27063127
>He doesn't realize that the feds already essentially own the 4chan servers since like 2010 and can pull any info from them that they want at any time.

>> No.27068576

>>27063127
For what? what exactly is the crime. The only crime is market manipulation by the brokers as they literally say: can't buy more than 5

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>>27063127
No. Niggers and Feds tongue my anus.

>> No.27068890

eat shit, Kike

>> No.27069160

>>27063127
What's next?

Aliens are going to come and get me?

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>>27063127
>the charges officer?

>> No.27069531

You can't arrest me, I'm behind 7 proxies.

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>>27063127
How fucking scared you guys?
This is the lamest fucking shill.
I'm an insider at your mom's and sister's, tongue my anus.

>> No.27069653

Glow niggers tongue my anus.

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>>27063127
>Insider at the DOJ here. You guys better liquidate your positions on GME and AMC because they are handing out sealed indictments tomorrow and likely shutting down 4chan to confiscate their servers for evidence and IP addresses.

If you sell now you will have an alibi at least and you likely wont be indicted with the other guys here and at reddit. Just thought I would give you heads up for your own good. Be smart and sell now

>> No.27070034

>Don't buy GME
Thanks, buying GME

>> No.27070185

>>27063127
HEDGIE HEDGIE LEAP FROM LEDGIE

ALL DAY LONG YOU'LL HAVE A WEDGIE

>> No.27070213

stuff didnt organize here it happened on reddit.

Now if you are looking for pajeet scammers then yeah..you are at the right place

>> No.27070224

>>27063127
If they’ve indicted you they’ve indicted you selling isn’t gonna make a difference

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>>27063127
I like the stock

>> No.27070430

>>27063127
Real insider here, call me Mr.Biz
Dont trust OP. And just wait 2 weeks, thats when the fireworks start. You have been warned. God I am excited for you guys. Trust the plan. I am looking into it.

>> No.27070464

>>27070213
they aren't worried about scammers, just people jewing jews.

>> No.27070486

>>27063127
Neck yourself

>> No.27070512

>>27063127
Lmao oh fuck off Jew go pray the the devil or some over fake cock cutting bs.

>> No.27070556

>>27063127
sugg benis

>> No.27070907

>>27063127
Post badge with timestamp

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>>27063127
lel

>> No.27071039

Kek

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>>27063127
>shutting down 4chan to confiscate their servers for evidence and IP addresses.
>if you only how tiresome these panic attempts are
Fake and gay. Glowies monitor all boards and all threads 24/7. You wanna shock someone go to plebbit.

>> No.27071939

>>27063127
N

>> No.27072006

>>27063127
>Boardly reminder: Hedgies are scarred shitless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTmIAPNeHck

>> No.27072272

>>27063127
> Insider at the DOJ here. You guys better liquidate your positions on GME and AMC because they are handing out sealed indictments tomorrow and likely shutting down 4chan to confiscate their servers for evidence and IP addresses.
That doesn't make any sense, 4chan is already a honeypot and the FBI already has special access to the servers and IP info.

>> No.27072453

>>27063127
Are 12yo writing these larps

>> No.27072475

>prosecute 300,000 people for legally buying and selling public shares in a public company
Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahah

>> No.27072595

>>27063127
Sent a screeny of this post to the DoJ for impersonating a DoJ official, hope you have military-grade proxies running.

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>>27063127
suck my dick, glowie

>> No.27072671

But I just like the stock?

>> No.27072916

What compels faggots to make threads like this?

>> No.27073109

It’s not us it was ebaums world!

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>>27063127

>> No.27073454

>>27063127
Z level security clearance here. I can't tell you the agency I work for because we don't exist. It was my team that started the GME buy and hold action so that we could have reason to implement regulation that prevents short selling by foreign backed funds wrecking the american economy. We need US companies to outperform so that the money tied to stimulus can further drive capital gains that can then be taxed and returned back to the Treasury coffers. DOJ is not involved in this, but rest assured any potential legal action that does not suit our agenda will quietly be abandoned.

>> No.27073515

>>27063127
Going to be in the deer field tomorrow. If a glow nigger tries to serve me an indictment or arrest me tomorrow. He will have nigged his last.

>> No.27073676

>>27063127
Good. My last words will be:
>I just liked the stock.

>> No.27074033

>>27063127
Good luck bro I'm on my PS5 browser.

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ok sold everything you wanted me to sell. now what?

>> No.27074361

>>27063127
I know this is just a hilarious meme by one of our friends, but your post is felony securities manipulation.

>> No.27074412

Imagine if they actually went after every site that shilled the pump
It would be glorious. The world would be a better place. Twitter and Facebook gone. Musk and AOC charged with financial terrorism.
Anyway that's enough daydreaming

>> No.27074666

>>27063127
>sealed indictments
They have a history of being yuge nothingburgers