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27040911 No.27040911 [Reply] [Original]

I'm tired of being such a massive faggot. How do I become based like you, anon?

>> No.27041475

>>27040911
1- buy btc with 25% of ur networth
2- eth 25%
3-25% into a basket of bluechip alts or all in on Link
4- the ramaining 25% into a basket of Defi shitcoins on Uniswap, might have to do a bit of research, ALBT, snow, to name a few.

then fucking leave this place, go lift, make friends, read a book, try to fuck girls, but fucking stay away, come back in september and sell everything.

Don't fucking at me, I don't have time for plebs.

>> No.27041665

>>27040911
>lift
>DCA into VTSAX
>have sex
That's all

>> No.27042008

Dont be so down on urself

>> No.27042215

>>27041475
>bluechip alts
>regurgitated manlet motivational advice

>> No.27042340

>>27040911
buy amc

>> No.27042490
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27042490

>>27040911
You never become based, you just become less and less cringe and better at hiding it. Or maybe not even that.

>> No.27042845

>>27042215
congrats on ur first greentext now fuck off.

>> No.27043076

>>27040911
Dogecoin

>> No.27043160

>>27041475
This. BTC, ETH, LINK, UNI. thats exactly my portfolio

>> No.27043196

lift
read
make yourself adhere to a schedule

>> No.27043260

33% Link
33% Nokia
for the remaining: 1inch, uniswap, eth, btc and/or some random shitcoin. wait 2-5 years. you are welcome

>> No.27043291

>>27040911
When you say faggot are you being figurative?

>> No.27043370

>>27043260
redpill me on Nokia

>> No.27043495

>>27040911
read, stop using instagram, and go on a walk every once in a while

>> No.27043559

>>27041475
You're never going to get those extra two inches of height buddy.

>> No.27043789
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27043789

>>27040911
>purchase tuxedo
>profit
simple as

>> No.27044160

>>27043495
>>27043196
and keep a good sleep routine

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27044581

>>27040911
Hehe glad you asked

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27044734

>>27043370
5g infrastructure without chinese involvement, and some nice meme potential

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27044850

>>27040911
nigger

>> No.27045159

>>27042845
schizo faggot thinks everyone is a redditor

>> No.27045171

>>27043559

lol

>> No.27045206

>>27040911
Power starts in the mind. Unironically get jacked as fuck, the extra test will make your mind strong

>> No.27045317

Hold GME

>> No.27045508

Buy BAT, it's going to 500

>> No.27045696

>>27045159
I'll take that you as confirmation.

get the fuck out newfag.

>> No.27045857

>>27041475
>spend 100% of your net worth to get basedo from me
no

>> No.27046065

>>27040911
>guy i met on grindr a while ago texts me "hey dude can i come over im fucking horny"
>oh-fuck-holy-shit.log
>"whoa, hey. yea give me 1 hour"
>dick fucking rock hard in my pants
>put on 3 deepthroat compilations at once and crank the volume. *glerk gerk glerk mmmm aaughhh glerk glerk glerk*
>pull out the jelly dildo, tilt my head back and deepthroat it *glerk glerk glerk glerk*
>dick leaking precum down my leg, still in my pants
>im so horny that im shaking. fuck its only been 6 mintues
>text him "do you want to come over sooner? my dick is going to explode haha"
>ffw 20 minutes i don't think its physically healthy to be this turned on
>*knock knock knock* i can feel my erection in my stomach
>"hey hows it going?" invite him to sit
>kneel in front of him and rub the front of his pants. feel him get hard
>as soon as his pants come off, his dick is buried in my throat.
>on each pump i come up far enough for a tiny sip of air, and then take him all the way down to his balls
>consistent rhythm this time. ive gotten better at this i think
>grabs my head and shoves me all the way down and cums
>gagging and choking like crazy, but trying to stay limp for him while he cums. insane feeling
>catching my breath, face covered in snot, i thank him on his way out
>wait 35 seconds in case he forgot something
>jerk off, nut so hard it almost hurts
>jerk off again
>watch deepthroat porn and jerk off one more time
>text the guy later "dude do you hold chainlink?"

>> No.27046419

>>27046065
Why did I read all of this

>> No.27047615

>>27040911
nice digits, anon.

Step 1: work
Step 2: read
Step 3: exercise
Repeat.

>> No.27048242

fagox mutual fund. I'm not kidding.

>> No.27048572

>>27046419
Because you’re new.

>> No.27049241

>>27046065
Bro