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i don't even know what a hedge fund is

>> No.26980460

>>26979121
I don't know how to day trade.

>> No.26980508

same bro, its over for uneducatedcels like us

>> No.26980540

>>26979121

It's like a broker but bigger I think

>>26980460

Then don't. Hodl.

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26980573

I have no idea what shorting means.

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26980653

>>26979121
It's my first time posting on /biz/

>> No.26980665

>>26979121
what the heck is a shortsqueeze?
Is that like a yogurt brand?

>> No.26980712

>>26979121
>>26980460
>these people call you likes and shills

>> No.26980731
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26980731

Hedgefund whales are spreading disinfo saying Friday is make-or-break for DOGE. Call options expiring ITM on Friday will drive the price up if levels are maintained, butmay not trigger the short SQUEEZE. It may be Friday, but it could be next week the we see the real squeeze.

DON'T PANIC IF THE SQUEEZE DOESN'T HAPPEN FRIDAY.

>> No.26980762

>>26980573

When you bet if the stock is going to go up or down

>> No.26980777

>>26979121
Based

>> No.26980782

>>26979121
i heard about gamma. causes skin cancer.

>> No.26980857

>>26979121
its money that you just randomly put in a hedge. most of the time birds use that money as a nest.