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>> No.26976775

RALLY BEGINS

>> No.26976782

>>26976728
250k eoy

>> No.26976804

THE MASS EXODUS FROM BOOMER MARKETS HAS BEGUN

>> No.26976876

>>26976804
The plot is just getting more interesting...

>> No.26976909

Fuck Elon so much, people will pump and dump this like doge and fuck all over the market.

>> No.26976947

One guy tweeting sends a fucking 600B marketcap up 15%. What a joke of a market, fucking clown world indeed

>> No.26976964

>>26976782
EOD

>> No.26977019

>>26976728

>>26976782
>>26976775

Sorry .. I'll stay out of this....

There is a sell order placed by the institution ..


I'll stick with meme coin

>> No.26977046

>>26976728
thanks for pumping my bags mr reddit

>> No.26977048

>>26976947
brah can you imagine what the kid could have done. Instead he wastes it on a copy pasted bitcoin scam.

>> No.26977068

>>26976728
I just sold all my BTC today for GRT and FTM

I should have bought some BTC when I first saw the tweet. I literally saw the thread like the second he changed it

>> No.26977069

stop making threads about yourself man this is getting embarrassing

>> No.26977072

This shit has to be illegal right? The guy can't just keep mooning his holdings by tweeting about it...

>> No.26977089

>>26976947
No it can't be that. it happened to fast. it jumped $2000 instantaneously . something is extremely fishy. I suspect some hedgefund fuckery

>> No.26977096
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>>26976728
oh so this is why it pumped i was wonder wtf was going on

>> No.26977139

>>26976728
Fuck off laggard, nobody loves you

>> No.26977166

>>26977072
he isn't even saying anything

>> No.26977225

>>26977072
>changes bio to “#bitcoin”
>G-GUYS THIS IS ILLEGAL HE’S FUCKING P-PUMPING HIS BAGS HE CAN’T JUST TWEET THAT

>> No.26977233

>>26977072
TWEETING GAMESTONKS IS MARKET MANIPULATION

>> No.26977256

>>26976728
Will he pump ETH to$20k? He had mentioned it before

>> No.26977282

>>26976728
hes done fucking around shilling doge
elon been buying since 2010 i bet

>> No.26977297

>>26977089
w-we got too cocky gme bros, they're fighting back

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>>26977072
NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT INVESTMENTS ONLINE

>> No.26977317

>>26976728
fake and gay

>> No.26977383

>>26976947
CLOOOOWWWNNNWWOWOOOORRRLDDD YEEEEAAHH

>> No.26977408
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26977408

my lil bitcoin stock doing some

>> No.26977449

>>26977072
It is retarded what how big of an influence he has. He is tweeting about random shit constantly, SIGNAL, GAMESTONKS, ETSY, bitcoin, doge to just name a few and it is always going parabolic.

>but let's go private 420$

>> No.26977450

>>26977317
No not fake at all

>> No.26977472

>>26977048
he was genuinely fucking retarded
it was so stupid
he could have done something so fucking crazy

>> No.26977534

>>26976947
I love it, the more stupid and absurd the world is the better
PRESENT DAY. PRESENT TIME. HAHAHAHHAAHAHH

>> No.26977581

>>26977072
>market manipulation!
Only applies if you are beating ruling class faggots.
>>26976728
Friendly reminder for the 1000x to you retards bitcoin literally cannot function as a currency because it cannot support the required transaction rate. It is purely a speculative vehicle and *not* a currency.
>but I bought a pizza with buttcoin
No you didn't 4chins. No one buys anything with this except real currency they want and illegal shit they are trying to anonymously buy, and it's still slow and unscalable as fuck. You all are retards and this is clown world.

>> No.26977626

>>26976728
Sir Elon just fucking the hedgies again

>> No.26977656
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>>26977072
There's one more highly relevant project for him to tweet about

>> No.26977677

>>26977581
Same with ETH due to the gas situation, but who cares? Aren't we all in it for money?

>> No.26977681

>>26976728
But Elon Musk is Satoshi

>> No.26977683

Afaik Elon only has 0,25 BTC

>> No.26977688

>>26976782
This but unironically.

>> No.26977715

>>26976728
holly shit dat 12% dildo

>> No.26977737
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26977737

Be honest with me, is this good for LINK?

>> No.26977738

>>26976728
What in the absolute fuck. Will this help link at all?

>> No.26977766

>>26977656
Based

>> No.26977788

>>26977072
Tbh he didn't say anything and even if he did, it's not illegal. Hedge funds are not illegal either, but it's just funny to see them lose a few of their millions because of poorfags working together.

I'd love it if it kept happening and I don't mind losing my investment over it. After all you shouldn't invest more than you can afford to lose.

>> No.26977811

>>26976782
Please stop fudding

>> No.26977819

the hell is going on. no sleep for me tonight

>> No.26977826

>>26977072
God, I wish I was Elon Musk. He may unironically be the most powerful man in the world. He is a billionaire with meme magic. Unbeatable.

>> No.26977842

>>26977737
Has to be. De-fi is what this signals. Wtf else are people going to do with btc

>> No.26977877

THE RICHEST MAN IN THE WORLD IS STACKING SATS

HOLY FUCK

DOGE CONFIRMED GATEWAY DRUG

JUST SAY NO TO HARD CURRENCY

>> No.26977884

>>26977737
>>26977738
in the long run yes. betting on link is betting on crypto.

>> No.26977899

>>26976964
EOH

>> No.26977934

>>26976728
did he spell dog coin wrong?

>> No.26977943

So he's really moving out of USD into BTC huh.
Top kek. 250k eoy confirmed.

>> No.26977958

>>26977072
Bitcoin is not regulated kid.
hope your bags are pack.

>> No.26977976
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26977976

>>26977715

>> No.26978003

>>26977656
he probably holds some but can't mention it for regulatory reasons.
Kikes hate monero more than anything

>> No.26978064

>>26976728
In retrospect, it was inevitable

>> No.26978068

unbelievable

>> No.26978084

>>26977934
you did bud

>> No.26978109

folks on you, I'm out that scam
Don’t think such platforms can show you anything except cheap trash
I better will listen to my bro and follow Cascade on base protocol
best market volume on Uni and best results among other projects for last weeks

>> No.26978126

>>26977449
It's less retarded than the influence McAfee had in 2017... crypto is becoming a bit less cringey since those days, but we should be glad it's still pretty nuts like this.

>> No.26978141

>>26976728
Bitcoin broke it's descending triangle because of Elon. Bear market turned to bull market by just one billionaire.

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I feel like I'm watching earth from space. I can't possibly sleep right now.

>> No.26978173

>>26977976
i think this is a new record for bitcoin? 1 hour candle 12%

>> No.26978202

>>26977842
More liquid in the market, a good portion of the smarter money will go out to de-fi projects.

>> No.26978205

This will dip again right?

>> No.26978216

>>26976728
Fuck you, Elon. My altcoin bags are fucked forever.

>> No.26978300

how are you guys this confident pouring money in to an internet currency rather than index funds or a retirement plan? Ive only put in like a few hundred in bitcoin. It seems too risky

>> No.26978330

>>26976728
Finally he puts a real fucking coin in his bio instead of memes.

>> No.26978360
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>>26976728
And just like that I'm eternally priced out... ETH it is

>> No.26978363

>>26978300
Not if you know the fundamentals. Lurk moar.

>> No.26978389

>>26978205
This will most likely double pump once "normies" will hear from it, then dip back down. Just double check the Doge performance for reference.

>> No.26978406

When’s this chad maniac gonna convert some of Tesla’s cash to btc, he’s one of us

>> No.26978412

>>26977656
Let monero be the sleeping giant anon. We don't want it getting too big to get noticed.

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>>26977884
>>26977842

BUT WHY IS IT DUMPING THEN???

>> No.26978427

he just changed it to Chainlink

>> No.26978439

>>26978389
inb4 jack does the same shit

>> No.26978447

So what should I sell all my crypto holdings (link, qnt, akro, xsn, uni) for BTC now or do you think it’ll affect the whole market in general?

>> No.26978484

>>26977089
Musk bought in without DCA

>> No.26978489

>>26977089
You really thing this whole GME shit that just happened wasn't done by another hedge fund firm? You really think that this was just leddit's doing?

>> No.26978504

>>26978173
It’s like when link google announcement happened

>> No.26978509

>>26976728
Imagine having the power to jack up a coin with literally one word on a profile.

>> No.26978526

>>26977072
He can't talk about anything without affecting the stock market. It's not his fault his fans jump on everything from his mouth.

>> No.26978540

>>26978447
Just BTC probably. Seems like all ALT/BTC pairs are already affected.

>> No.26978674

>>26978300
>retirement plan
If don't make it by my 30s I'll shoot myself.

>> No.26978684

Ahhhhhh im too late!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.26978696

>>26978300
Jesus newfag. You’re full bank portfolio should be in btc there is no point of the bank does that make sense

>> No.26978702

>>26978526
i think it's more like daytrader jumping in expecting normies to do the same. not priced in yet imo

>> No.26978703

Thanks OP for posting this, I got in early
Also thanks Elon Musk
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.26978705

>>26978674
So you’ll retire either way, congrats anon

>> No.26978739

>>26978330
THIS

The endgame is Bitcoin, Gold, and silver. Everything else is just fun and games.

>> No.26978779

So maybe he actually had some otr discussions with Michael saylor

>> No.26978807

>>26978739
This but unironically, allow eth for speculation

>> No.26978822

>>26976947
true but he's not just one guy, he's literally the richest person on the planet and has a net worth of $200 billion

>> No.26978823

>tfw put 1000€ on BTC yesterday

>> No.26978826

>>26978509
I would use this power for good. Let's see what Elon does.

>> No.26978846

>>26978739
everything else is a way to accumulate more bitcoin, gold and silver if you are late to the party

>> No.26978852

>>26978779
I believe it and everyone else does too

>> No.26978910

This is the dead cat bounce. Prepare for 20k bitcoin. Hope you'll all be ready to buy the dip

>> No.26978913

THE JEWS ARE IN BITCOIN TOO, GRAYSCALE ARE NOT YOUR FRIEND.

>> No.26978925

guys so far we are up 18% on 2hours, i think it's safe to say this is unheard of.

>> No.26978955

>>26978412
This.
I have to accumulate more

>> No.26978987

>>26976728
Bitcoin mining takes 1% of world's electricity. Of course he loves it.

>> No.26979008
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>>26978925
10k day is inevitable

>> No.26979079

>>26978987
you don't care besides hoping repeating globohomo leftist cries will pump your altcoin

>> No.26979085

>>26976728
50k today

>> No.26979148

>>26977656
Monero is based but I don't want it to be volatile. Any good medium of exchange should be relatively stable like XMR

>> No.26979180

>>26978925
After the ride jews gave plebbit on the stock market and now Elon single-tweetedly directing masses, I think it's safe to say bitcoin is going to surge when now even normalfags are no longer deluded on the stock market. Everyone will run to coins

>> No.26979192

Uugghhhaha eron marsk said buttcorn now I shud buy

>> No.26979240

>>26978910
my body is ready

>> No.26979299

since the creation of this thread roughly 30 minutes ago BTC has already gone up $4000

>> No.26979326
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>>26978910
How does it feel to get liquidated? 1b wiped in 10 min, 20k btc never again

>> No.26979399

The beast is awakening guys this bull run is gonna be epic

>> No.26979400

>>26976876
This was the plan all along anon

>> No.26979419

>>26976728
my nigga! I bought BTC yesterday thinking once the stonk shit is over they are all going to flood into coin. i love to see it. Thanks Elon daddy!

>> No.26979422

>>26978300
Bitcoin will undoubtedly be worth $1mil per bitcoin by 2025. 2030 and you're looking at $5-10 mil.

It's far riskier to put your wealth in fiat or stocks. Especially after yesterday.

>> No.26979460

>>26979299
East Coasters wake up in around 1.5 hours. This is gonna be a huge day.

>> No.26979469

>>26979192
>hurr I don't want to make money
ok retard.

>> No.26979521

>>26977408
Im glad we’re back to this meme it feels like GME killed it. We comfy now tho

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>> No.26979541
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>>26976728
I fell asleep before moving out of a stable coin. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.26979698

Oh fuck, I just realized that burgers are still asleep. BTC is going to fucking mental in about 3 hours.

>> No.26979700

>>26978300
Ngmi

>> No.26979703

>>26976728
fuck you musk
i went to eat with my family about 30 mins and miss all those train
sell tesla in my country pls

>> No.26979727

>>26979469
hurrr i luve elon moousk hes like iron man irl!!1

>> No.26979787

>>26979422
I wonder how possible is that. Do you know how many millionaires it would create? I have feeling that world's governments would rather go to ww3 than allow that many people to become financially independent.

>> No.26979925

>>26979698

burger here, just woke up in the middle of the night because I had to take a piss, saw all this and buying like crazy

>> No.26979954

>>26979727
>can't even greentext
filtered

>> No.26980010

>>26979698
Yes, it’s still the middle of the night here. Woke up to go pee and won’t be going back to sleep now.

Wakey wakey times:
NE fags: 2 hours
Central fags (Texas): 3 hours
GMT fags (Denver): 4 hours
West coast California cucks: 5 hours

>> No.26980016

>>26978360
altcoins: the late adopters cope of choice

>> No.26980053

>>26980010

guess we're piss pals now

>> No.26980065

>>26979698
why tf is elon even awake

>> No.26980116

Just wait for burgers to wake up
$50k EOD

>> No.26980152

>>26980065
west coast late night

>> No.26980183

>>26978300
I'm not pouring money into it.. It's a hedge investment. It makes up a small portion of my overall wealth and If I lose it all so be it, It's a limited loss I'm willing to take on the small but possible chance that shit fits the fan and this thing goes up 10,000%.

>> No.26980259

>>26976947
>One guy
>literally the richest person in the world

>> No.26980411

thanks elon for ruining my altcoin gains very cool

>> No.26980414

>>26980065
There will be time for sleep later, on Mars.

>> No.26980566

>>26978300
Well, the world is now aware that the game is rigged but if you want to keep feeding the pig, be our guest. If shit gets really weird, that index fund won't save you from hyperinflation either.

>> No.26980587

>>26980259
would he be on top of bezos's bitch didnt steal 40% or whatever of his shares?

>> No.26980611

>>26980016
I'm not late.. just got scammed out of 100 BTC I shared my story here before.
Shit happens anon

>> No.26980627

impressive!

>> No.26980758

>>26979954
hurrr hey yu didnt use the arrowe for that one!1 pwned!!

>> No.26980848

>>26980758
newfag

>> No.26980887

>>26980611
thats got to sting

>> No.26980942
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short / long ratio on bitmex, yesterday was almost 70% shorts.

>> No.26981081

>>26980587
For sure, the margin between them is usually within $5-10B and Mackenzie Bezos is worth $60B from the divorce

>> No.26981092

>>26980611
If I lost 100BTC I would kill myself on the spot.

>> No.26981100

>>26977534
based

>> No.26981101

>>26980587
Bezos peaked at 170b
Musk is currently valued at 180b
Bezos would have about 200b today, but honestly who cares?
He lost

>> No.26981144

>>26977656
Where do you buy/sell Monero in Aus?

>> No.26981230

>>26980259
>lierally the richest

Can Musk have letters addressed to him asking permission to found brand new countries like Israel?

Can he make countries like USA to switch to his prefered system of currency that he controls?

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>>26980758
You have to go back

>> No.26981346

>>26981144
just convert it back/forth to bitcoin

>> No.26981382

>>26980887
It does. I ragequit the market just returned now in 2021.
>>26981092
Death solves nothing, on the contrary, it assures you that none of your problems will be solved bc you are fucking dead.

>> No.26981444

Yeah, I was the one that told him it was my birthday.

>> No.26981562
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Absolute madlad

>> No.26981919

>>26981144
I've never bought it directly from AUD. Bitcoin in Aus through Independent Reserve, then Binance with no KYS for everything else.

>> No.26981979

>>26978300
Just YOLO all in.

>> No.26982022

>>26977656
had a dream he tweeted about Monero, but I think it will stay a dream.

>> No.26982108

Btc is gonna be mars' currency

Buy buy buy buy

>> No.26982167

>>26978822
imagine if hes been secretly accumulating LINK and runs one of the biggest nodes?

>> No.26982205

>>26980065
Didn’t he say on joe rogan he doesn’t sleep or some shit kek

>> No.26982241

>>26976728
wow it's fucking nothing.

>> No.26982262

>>26980053
Another 30 year old boomer detected.

>>26978300
It’s a legal asset in the US.

>> No.26982264

>>26978300
I am all im since 2017

>> No.26982299

>>26980259
>Richest goy
Richer than ze jew??
No way mate

>> No.26982345

>>26976728
fml, moved my btc into eth and a few other things, not holding it atm

>> No.26982370

Imagine not having 1 BTC. That's me. So please give me a coin to invest in so that I won't hate myself again

>> No.26982374

>>26977581
Visa is slow. People will accept payment before confirmation happens at a later stage.

>> No.26982398

>>26976728
do we hold this clown shit or sell for 15% ?

>> No.26982477

>>26977683
>Afaik Elon only has 0,25 BTC
You really believe this? He could have just bought a couple hundred and wouldn't even feel it.

>> No.26982509

He just cancelled the alt season. What the fuck.

GIVE ME BACK MY LINKIEESSSSSS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>26978300
OMEGALUL

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>>26982398
HOLD YOU RETARD AMERICA IS NOT EVEN AWAKE

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>>26979700
>cant buy without verification
>instant verification somehow mean upload a selfie with id and wait for someone to manually verify

>> No.26982617

>>26982370
If you can't afford a whole bitcoin buy eth
If you can't afford at leas one eth buy link
If you can't afford one link, geta jab ya lazy bum

>> No.26982618

I'm just gonna buy whatever coin Elon mentions next.

>> No.26982630

>>26982477
imagine being able to buy a coin quietly, tweet about it and watch it soar.

>> No.26982729

>>26982611
I'm glad I set up btcmarkets account last night and did the verification then. They manually verified pretty fast.. I had my account opened and money transferred in, in about 18 hours. I bought literally an hour before Elon's tweet.

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26982785

>mfw Elon pays his Mars colony by doing McAfee-style pump and dumps

>> No.26982900

>>26977656
based moneroposter

>> No.26982939

>>26982729
did the same two days ago when I saw the fuckery with gme.

>> No.26982949

>>26982630
fucking crazy shit he just moves it between random coins, tweets them, has his net wealth multiplied a couple percent, rinse and repeat. fucking crazy bastard.

>> No.26983082

>>26982370
Idiot, you've had a decade and you don't even have one coin?

>> No.26983114

>>26982262

37 year old boomer, ya got me

>> No.26983180

>>26977072
He likes the coin

>> No.26983350

>>26982729
Did you have to do a selfie

>> No.26983392

>>26982512
this image is true but doesn't tell the whole story. public key crypto leaks what we believe to be unbreakable information about the private key when you spend a transaction, but that might not always be the case. quantum factoring can make the problem space much smaller than 256-bit.

bitcoin is okay if you don't reuse addresses unless there is also a problem with sha256 which is highly unlikely even with quantum computers, but many public keys have been leaked on the chain from old mining transactions, and at some point those will need to be migrated or made unspendable when bitcoin moves from elliptic curve crypto to whatever else proves unbreakable

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>>26982512
where the keys nigguh
Imma stop hittin u when you gimme dem keys

>> No.26983505

>>26983350
Yes, some poor administration staff had to look at my face

>> No.26983559

>>26976947
>One guy tweeting
The world's richest person probably knows a thing or two about money, is my theory.

>> No.26983609

>>26983394
well step one of having a large amount of crypto is to move to a place without niggers

>> No.26983622

>>26976728
he's gonna get suicided soon if he keeps doing that shit

>> No.26983649

>billionaires can now manipulate the market with a single tweet
>/biz/ and all other peasants rejoice

You have no idea what you've done with meme magic.

>> No.26983677

>>26976909
This

>> No.26983726

Seems like Elon is wasting his meme magic power and is getting weaker and weaker. Only +14% and falling rapdily.

>> No.26983762

>>26976947
This

>> No.26983806

>>26978300
think, any redditors that get locked out of their meme stocks are gonna pump bitcoin tomorrow to spite more hedgies and bobos.

>> No.26983808

>>26976728
God is with us

>> No.26983835

>>26976947
>The most powerful people in the world can influence markets with their words
This really comes as a revelation to you?

>> No.26983858
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>>26976728
ELON YOU STUPID SPACE FUCKER HOW COULD YOU BETRAY YOUR DOGE
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.26983904

>>26983622
doubtful. What's more likely is feds injecting CP into blockchain and jews lobbying gov to shut down all crypto

>> No.26983926

I might have to jump on BTC then, yeah its retarded and I hate Musk but literally his stupid tweet means it will go 100K easily because this is clown world and boomers see it as an endorsement.

>> No.26983976

>>26983858
you gotta get in fast nigga when it comes to crypto.

>> No.26984048

>>26983726
just wait til burgers wake up

>> No.26984136

>>26983726
Muttricans still asleep

>> No.26984167

>>26983926

this shit could go to 400k over the weekend. it's clown market

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>>26978300
you're new here, aren't you? lel

>> No.26984880

>>26976728
OMG. Yaaaas. Elon Musk my king. HE IS SOOOOO COOOOOOL. EXACTLY LIKE IRON MAN. I WILL SELL MY NINTENDO SWITCH TO BUY BITCOIN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.26985022

>>26982729
go-tier timing. congratz, fellow degen.

>> No.26985088

>>26976782
>>26976964
EOH

>> No.26985115

>>26983392
This. Any and all crypto (even the one you guys use to access the internet, mostly the web) based on prime number factoring will become obsolete once there's a reliable implementation of quantum computer able to factor prime numbers (the technology behind most(?) if not all crypto currency btw). There's a lot of tech companies investing a lot of money on these computing models.

If you don't believe me and this poster just search for it.

>> No.26985147

>>26976728
so elon musk is the mcaffee daily twitter pump?

>> No.26985266

>>26983726
its the same as in the past with mcafee, everyone only buys in because they expect a large pump after the tweet, then dumping it again when everyone takes it profit, its a self-fulfilling prophecy

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>>26984880
do it! That will help Musk do all his futuristic stuff and we'll be ascended by the singularity in no time! Listen to some Neil deGrasse Tyson to stay positive and just hodl your BTC and in no time it will help you buy a Tesla!

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>>26976728
did you buyed

>> No.26985455

>>26976728
Uhh so do i buy the rise or wait for the dip anons?

>> No.26985505

>>26985455
the dip already happened, get in before the Americans wake up.

>> No.26985796

>>26976964
>>26977899
kek

>> No.26985803

>>26983726
>only +14%
>on 600 billion cap

>> No.26985826

>>26985505
this. Amerifats will be seething when they wake up

>> No.26986114

>>26978910
>Prepare for 20k bitcoin.
please don't tease me like that, I almost came in my pants

>> No.26986211

>>26978300
Elon is in no load mutual funds for sure. you need to diversify $150 billion or you'll be broke overnight

>> No.26986864

>>26979148
yeah, I buy all my guns and hookers with it and I don't want any risk in those transactions

>> No.26987071

>>26986114

prepare for bitcoin to pump 20k in a day

>> No.26987100

>>26978300
moneys not "pouring" anywhere. its in btc you dont like it convert back to fiat, but your fiat is being eaten by inflation.

>> No.26987427

>no tweet from zerohedge
>no top post on WSB
>no mainstream media articles
You understand this is just the beginning?

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>>26986114
The seethe is enough to sit on /biz/ today. East coast Amerifat wagies are starting to wake up.

>> No.26987690

>>26976728
Elon bought 500M worth of BTC and liquidated ALL shorts, further pumping the price. Beautiful.

>> No.26987937

>>26985826
I never went to sleep >:)

>> No.26988004

>>26980259
Richest gentile

>> No.26988083

>>26976909
Good

>> No.26988158

>>26976947
It’s gonna crash by next month

>> No.26988162

>>26985088
EOS

>> No.26988363

>>26977449
Well Signal, etsy and gamestop were justified. Signal is a great alternative and seriously a legit thing. Elon did the right thing when tweeting about it.

Gamestop was already going apeshit and it's just him having fun. Etsy is also a very good webpage for many people around the world.

>> No.26988413

>>26976728
elon shills and we still cant set a higher high lol

>> No.26988427

>>26977656
Monero is bleeding in Satoshi.

It's the average IQ play.

The low IQ and high IQ play is ALL in Bitcoin.

>> No.26988471

>>26976909
Good shit. Ill hold through it all.

>> No.26988568

>>26976909
That's his plan. Just tank the economy

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AS LONG AS THIS THING IS ABOUT $37K I'M COMFY. DEPENDING HOW THINGS GO DURING THE US OPEN I WILL HOLD THROUGHOUT THE WEEKEND. STRENGTH INTO THE OPEN, I HOLD. IF THE WEEKEND VOLUME IS KEEPING FRIDAY'S ROUGHLY I'LL HOLD, SETTING STOP LOSSES AT KEY PSYCHOLOGICAL POINTS. IF THE OPEN TODAY SUCKS I'LL CLOSE OUT US CLOSE. GOOD LUCK TO ALL