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What are they going to announce Friday morning /biz/?

>> No.26969974
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26969974

bumpp

>> No.26970421

>>26969974
>>26969720
bump

>> No.26971311

>>26969720
We exited positions.
Believe us goys, the thorah says we cant lie about financial matters to stupid goyim.
Now sell your gamestop, amc and ligand

>> No.26971419

>>26969720
>*ahem*Everyone who has purchased Gme stock will be executed when I finish this sentece
wut

>> No.26971682

livestreaming all the 24 floors the way down

>> No.26971717

>>26969720
The whole hedge fund jumping out of the building

>> No.26971806
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>>26969720

>> No.26971812

>>26969720
*ting ting ting*
they have an announcement to make

>> No.26971822

>>26971682
kek

>> No.26972212
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Realistically speaking, how much can they fuck over peasants for this?

>> No.26972387

>>26969720
They will unveil the Gamestop brand concentration camp they were held in this week and how it killed 91 gorrilions of innocent Jews already

>> No.26972609

>>26971682
link please Sir.

>> No.26972745

>>26972212
The most they can do is suspend trading.

>> No.26972776

Citron is going to be our watchful protector, the silent guardian, the Dark Knight in the battle against Plotnik and Cohen.

>> No.26972926

>>26972745
Ain't that a bullet to the brain for wallstreet though.

>> No.26972975

>>26969720
>Cautious Investing to all
Retail regulations

>> No.26972991

>>26969720
GME over 300€ in EU.

>> No.26973106

>>26971806
You fucked up you small time investors. Consequences will never be the same. I'm calling the cyber-SEC on you!.

>> No.26973209

>"In order to cover our shorts, I will suck on your penis for 50 dollars american"

>> No.26973220

>>26972926
it would be extremely painful

>> No.26973728

>>26969720
they are shorting again.

>> No.26973926

>>26971682
kek

>> No.26974230
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>>26973728
>they are shorting again.
>300% shorted stonks
Did I not tell you this would happen.

>> No.26974681

how long till the market opens?
When does the shitshow start again.

>> No.26975085

>>26969720
i dont take advice from guys who lost money to me sorry

>> No.26975392

>>26969720
I don't know who Tom Morning is but I wouldn't want to be that guy

>> No.26976232
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>be billionaire
>invest heavily in a hedge fund
>hedgies decide to short a stock to oblivion
>blows up in their face
>hedgies are now about to loose your money due to their stupidity and and a bunch of autists on the internet
What do you say when you call the hedgie manager? Hedgies are caught between a rock and a hard place. They either screw the peasant and show everyone how much of a scam the stock market is which drives investment down to the ground except for banks with funny munny, or they eat up the cost and cost their whale investors billions.
Why haven't hedgies committed suicides yet?

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>>26976232
Tbh it was not only the Reddit and microinvestors who noticed the stupidity of these particular hedgies

>> No.26976780

>>26971812
*Ahem* FUCK GOYIM AND FUCK RETAIL INVESTORS

>> No.26976790

>>26969720
Bankruptcy.

>> No.26976891

>free speech
No such thing exists in 2021. If you made a referendum even in america asking if hate speech is free speech, most people would say it is not and that it should be illegal to call someone the n-word.

>> No.26976905

>>26969720
>*ahem*
>.......
>FUCK JANNIES ........
etc

>> No.26976914

>>26969720
One last FUD attempt.
>>26971806
Didn't he look he just got done crying here?

>> No.26977085

>>26976232
>Why haven't hedgies committed suicides yet?
because it doesn't matter in the end for them - they're still elite class with assets that can save them from complete ruin. but since they're degenerates used to being on top they're crying about this one instance

>> No.26977178

Are they just going to say FUCK JANNIES???

>> No.26977320

>>26972745

They could get gamestop to issue new shares and end the short squeeze

>> No.26977678

>>26977320
At current prices that's only 250k shares. Will not do much.

>> No.26979049
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Citron are the biggest fucking fags in the business

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>>26969720
>begging for their lives 30 minutes before markets open
GOOD LUCK HEDGIE, THE REAL BLOOD GETS DRAWN TODAY.

>> No.26979513

>>26973106
>mfw the SEC backtraces the orders

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>>26979049
>the mob who owns this stock has spent the past 48 hours committing multiple crimes
>that I will be turning over to the FBI
These motherfuckers, short a shorted stock and are shorting it again, and are pissy that people don't want to sell. These kikes are threatening legal action because you're selling.

>> No.26980103

>>26969720
>What are they going to announce Friday morning /biz/?
probably a livestream of mass suicides

>> No.26980115

>>26979049
What a bunch of niggers, yeah the little man is the big bad oppressor.

>> No.26980162

>>26971717
Hehe

>> No.26980464

>>26972991
STILL. this is going places I can feel it frens

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>>26976780

Based

>> No.26980823

>>26979818
They naked shorted the bitch, naked shorting is illegal then the FEDs jumped in to help them commit the crime.

>> No.26981479

>>26979049
This real?