/mog/ - Missed Out General

[Anonymous No.26945963]

>Missed BTC
>Missed ETH
>Missed LINK
>Missed TSLA
>Missed GME
>Missed DOGE

This is a comfy general for fellow losers to hang out and beat ourselves up about our missed financial opportunities in life. No boasting, no bragging, and most importantly, NO GME OR DOGE POSTING. This is a safe space for self-pity.

[Anonymous No.26946154]

You absolutely did not miss DOGE. Get in now while its below $0.10. When this shit hits $1, expect great returns.

[Anonymous No.26946166]

This came at the worst fucking moment for me. I need all of my money to pay for my grandma's care right now, and I can only start investing again in a few weeks. Fuck this shit.

[Anonymous No.26946167]

>>26945963
Every fucking time I buy something, it crashes...
I don't wanna spoil the party, so I think I'm gonna miss this one too

[Anonymous No.26946208]

I thought Rubic was going to the moon today boys, I was wrong :(

[Anonymous No.26946327]

>women will literally have sex with you if you have gamestock share
>I have not a one
Reeeeeeeeee

[Anonymous No.26946352]

>tfw only $30000 in LINK

[Anonymous No.26946396]

>>26945963
Just sitting in ETH waiting for the next rubic to blanket the board in spam, market is there for any pajeets to do it

[Anonymous No.26946466]

The only really smart thing I did was buy Tesla and ETH on sale last March everything else has been shit more or less

[Anonymous No.26946502]

>>26945963
still didn't miss Parsiq, LTO, PAID, etc
the game is patience. all of those you listed took years to moon.

[Anonymous No.26946520]

>>26945963
Nigga India coin spergs are just waking up to this.
Buy now before it hits $1. Seriously, every dip is being swallowed easily.

[Anonymous No.26946521]

>>26946154
Please stop, you've already tormented us enough. Please go back to one of your seven moonthreads. This is our last and only refuge from compulsive suicidal ideation. Leave us in peace, I'm begging you.

[Anonymous No.26946559]

>>26945963
missing out on everything because these faggot apps and exchanges take forever to validate ID and get money

[Anonymous No.26946600]

>>26945963
Still plenty of time to buy AG and the other silver miners before the squeeze starts to rocket them even higher. Most silver miners were up 20-30% today alone.

[Anonymous No.26946622]

>>26946154
>$1
It would be the 3rd biggest cryptocurrency at that price, right behind ETH. Not gonna happen.

[Anonymous No.26946668]

i had a lot of money READY IN UNISWAP to buy doge at .2
turns out the one on uniswap is fake??
and i can't buy on coinbase???
and it takes binance ages to register me??????

i was literally ready to 3x a good deal of money except for this fucking shitcoin not being listed anywhere

[Anonymous No.26946677]

I only have small stakes in each but little profit is better than nothing.

[Anonymous No.26946681]

if you can get money in a retail by monday you havent missed GME yet

[Anonymous No.26946690]

A-at least I have my AMC stock. That will go far...please God I need it to soar. If not, it’s back alley blowjobs again just like in ‘08 and I DON’T want to swallow cum again.

[Anonymous No.26946750]

>>26945963
what's even the point anymore. I always miss everything and feel i don't have any actual sellable talent.

[Anonymous No.26946783]

i sold 300k doge yesterday at .008, ama

[Anonymous No.26946827]

>>26946154
It wont hit 1 dollar, 10 cents is more reasonable

[Anonymous No.26946837]

Not too late for SNDL....

[Anonymous No.26946881]

been coping all day with the fact that I was reading about GME here in August and all I did was spend $200 on an option that expired a couple weeks ago and blow the rest of my money on stupid shitcoins. This solidarity actually does help me, keep your heads up frens the time will come eventually

[Anonymous No.26946897]

>>26945963
WHY DO I MISS EVERYTHING!?

[Anonymous No.26946926]

>>26946154
You tards don't understand how many coins exist of that and what happens when a true whale decides he wants fully out.

[Anonymous No.26946932]

>>26946783
Any plans for the weekend?

[Anonymous No.26946942]

>>26946690
IT'S HAPPENING
>the back alley blowjobs

[Anonymous No.26946966]

i touched a stock and everything crashed again

[Anonymous No.26946990]

>>26945963
>>Missed GME

Place your orders tonight, and get into the game at market open tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.26947006]

>>26946932
probably going to take a trip to home depot to browse the rope selection

[Anonymous No.26947018]

Do you think this is how boomers who didn't invest in the stock markets during the 90s feel like?

[Anonymous No.26947037]

I've said this in a few other threads and I'll say it again: the retard market is just beginning
people will be looking for the "next GME" for a while
if you pay attention there is a potential for huge gains, but you need to have balls (while simultaneously understanding that you can lose everything!)
good luck anon

[Anonymous No.26947041]

>>26945963
buy amc retard

[Anonymous No.26947089]

>>26946926
Unfortunately this. Caps, also literally no value rn but memes

[Anonymous No.26947110]

Trade fundamentals. Don't chase pumps. Don't bandwagon on trends. Yeah, you could get rich doing that, but you're much more likely to make a stupid bet and lose everything. Invest in smart people and good tech, not memes.

[Anonymous No.26947215]

>tfw too cowardly to actually invest/buy stonks and browse this board to live vicariously through others

[Anonymous No.26947241]

>>26945963
I hate my life. In fact, I hate myself. There, I said it. I'm a failure. I can't be cool, confident carismatic. Sometimes I win, sometimes I lsoe, but in the end I'm still a failure. I'm not even good at making money holy shit. I'm genuinely sad, not because I failed at somethig., but because I succed at failing.

[Anonymous No.26947271]

>>26947215
Why not just put into some index funds, Anon?

[Anonymous No.26947290]

>>26946990
This

Retards don’t realize this is still the floor

[Anonymous No.26947363]

>>26945963
>missed doge
anon its super fucking cheap. I bought 4k for about $100, and already doubled my money. Not much now, sure, but its not like im going to lose anything anywhere near substantial if it tanks. Buy doge on bittrex.

[Anonymous No.26947378]

>>26947110
>Trade fundamentals
>Crypto

Just buy some fucking doge and stfu

[Anonymous No.26947392]

>>26945963
not missing BOND when that thing blows up

[Anonymous No.26947480]

>>26947241
based.

[Anonymous No.26947535]

>>26945963
I've been here since 2010 never made a profit, always posted, always tried to learn, I know my patterns, I just never ever did anything right
I've missed it all
I've lost thousands.

I put it all in on NOK, BB, and AMC and lost it all today.
>>26946154
Please stop man
Just stop please

[Anonymous No.26947672]

>>26947363
Doge right now just seems like its a bunch of retards pumping a bubble. How is buying in now not just buying high selling low?

[Anonymous No.26947833]

>>26947672
Those people want others to buy in because of that exact thing.

[Anonymous No.26947914]

>>26945963
The thing that makes it worse is the timing for me. I pretty much held all the stocks and crypto that balloned over the years but I always miss the fucking timing. I had 100k in doge where I got in below a cent and now I see what crazy gains I could've had

[Anonymous No.26947958]

>>26946881
I read some of the really in-depth squeeze thesis threads last fall as well and maybe I've got my nostalgia goggles on but I think I really was close to investing a substantial amount in long-dated OTM calls back when it was still $7 or $8. I think I ultimately decided I didn't want to liquidate my mining stocks (lol) for the capital since they were 2/3 of the way to being long-term capital assets at that point, and my bank account was basically empty then.

So, basically, my mining stocks cucked me from buying dirt cheap $16 April 2021 calls on GME. Like it would have been $5000 worth of calls and probably be worth $500k now.

[Anonymous No.26948031]

>>26947535
hehehe same, we'll make it eventually right??

[Anonymous No.26948102]

>>26945963
Time to make it then.
Buy XLM now.

[Anonymous No.26948149]

[Anonymous No.26948159]

>>26947037
what's the point. Whatever the new ape thing they pick is, it's always on some fucking exchange I'm not signed up to yet and by the time I can KYC and transfer funds it's already shot off 400%. It's fucking impossible to get in early.

[Anonymous No.26948205]

I went in on Rubic yesterday and ignored the doge meme this morning. I know I've got long term value potential here, but misjudging and missing the moons on fucking everything else has got me down bad.

[Anonymous No.26948347]

>sold 3 million XVG at 5 sats
>sold 350k Doge at 30 sats
If I miss one more memepump it's over

[Anonymous No.26948484]

>>26947914
You'll never hit the perfect time for most shit. It was dumb luck that this even took off at all as it's 100% a bubble.

[Anonymous No.26948512]

I sold 300 shares of GME in December at $14.
Considering suicide desu.

[Anonymous No.26948545]

>>26947363
>>26947672
this, at least GME was anons converging on a bloated, inept parasite of a hedge fund and bleeding it dry. DOGE is just another fucking pump and dump, it's zero sum. There's no central villain to gang up on, it's just retards fleecing each other.

[Anonymous No.26948963]

I unironically blame India for me never jumping in on the successful PnDs. When you've been shilled Pajeet shit for several years you just become numb and won't dip your foot in anything any more.

[Anonymous No.26948993]

>>26947958
It's so easy to sit and ruminate on it, especially when you can't avoid hearing about it at all right now. I'm trying to take comfort in the fact that I probably would've sold at $50 or something anyway

[Anonymous No.26949076]

>>26948512
Be like Eren Jaeger and keep...moving...forward...

[Anonymous No.26949129]

>>26948545
>he’s angry he didn’t buy at .010 this morning

[Anonymous No.26949267]

>>26945963
BUY AMC NIGGAS

[Anonymous No.26949309]

>>26946668
I think you meant .02, and why didn't you buy on RH?

[Anonymous No.26949528]

>>26948512
The past is only useful for lessons learned. Its the present and future that matters. Now buy another 10 shares tomorrow morning.

[Anonymous No.26949609]

>>26945963
>tfw third worlder
i fucking hate my life. Fuck this spawn point RNG

[Anonymous No.26949658]

I can’t believe these redditors are draining all our alts for some unfunny meme from 2013 kill me. I want SEC to arrest all these faggots.

[Anonymous No.26949734]

>>26946154
shut the fuck and kill yourself you actual fucking cunt.
dont buy doge now guys, you're chasing something that already 10xd. yeah you MIGHT get a small return - but it isn't worth the risk.

[Anonymous No.26949811]

I've been sitting here all night hoping that I would just spontaneously combust...I live in NY...Completely impossible to buy doge...If I could've somehow went all in yesterday using my BTC gains, I could've retired today at age 25 all thanks to a MEME COIN. Absolutely sick to my stomach anons

[Anonymous No.26949912]

>>26946352
>tfw when only $35k in link, lost the other 25k on ampl. sold uni at $1 in a rush.

[Anonymous No.26949989]

Every stock I touch crashes so I thought I was super lucky when I was up 10% in Doge this morning. I sold immediately and used the proceeds to treat myself myself a sandwich.

I came back online expecting to hear about DOGE going rock bottom and NOPE.

[Anonymous No.26950035]

>>26945963
I have been slowly stacking physical silver it's going to take a collapse of the monetary system for me to make it

[Anonymous No.26950098]

>>26945963
everytime i buy something a moment later it drops of a cliff.

[Anonymous No.26950118]

>>26945963

>"Cowards die many times before their deaths; the valiant never taste of death but once."

Living in fear isn't living, senpai.

[Anonymous No.26950143]

>>26948205

i did the same thing bud..

[Anonymous No.26950152]

>>26949811
Buy RBC, please don't miss out dude. We're mooning in march.

[Anonymous No.26950156]

>>26949658
The redditors are cancerous...is this board permanently changed now? That is the gonna be the saddest part for me, not missing out...but the goddamn reddit infestation.

[Anonymous No.26950220]

>>26950098
you bought doge? at this price? how new are you?

[Anonymous No.26950227]

>>26945963
Starting my new job monday. My first paycheck im putting 1.5k into something(s)

[Anonymous No.26950247]

I only put in 11 on Doge and 15 on GameStop, so may as well join

[Anonymous No.26950291]

>>26950156
they'll leave or adapt. not our first rodeo, fren.

[Anonymous No.26950307]

I just got out of the top of DOGE and into FTM at the bottom, recommend doing the same :)

[Anonymous No.26950502]

>>26949309
robinhood doesn't like my bank and won't let me add funds. i can't figure out how to transfer eth to robinhood, their crypto functionality seems very limited

[Anonymous No.26950514]

>>26948993
>Especially when you can't avoid hearing about it at all right now.

This is the worst part. I don't mind missing out on shit, but I hate when it's in my face 24 hours a day. Websites, tv stations, radio stations, random people. Everyone is talking about it.

[Anonymous No.26950578]

It's sounding like Gold and Silver are the final frontier before the economy collapses on itself.

[Anonymous No.26950616]

why even invest in stocks? after this fiasco the GUBBIMENT nigger cattle will rush in with their regulations to save the chosen people from the goys

[Anonymous No.26950637]

>>26945963
Didn't miss GME, but I'm poor anyway so I didn't make a ton. Missed DOGE :/

[Anonymous No.26950638]

Is it over yet bros I don't want to check

[Anonymous No.26950859]

>>26950156
Agreed. I could stomach bizbros making it without me but these fucks are disrupting crypto and ruining this board.

[Anonymous No.26950902]

>>26950220
no btc

[Sage No.26950912]

>>26945963
I can personally confirm that OP is a massive faggot and should neck himself at the earliest possible convenience. He knows nothing about stocks and is willfully ignorant and retarded about life in general. Sage this shit to the high heavens.

[Anonymous No.26951187]

>>26945963
i'd been considering getting into crypto and dogecoin specifically for like a month. i have no crypto wallet and no idea how to actually trade cryptocurrencies. i have completely missed out.

[Anonymous No.26951338]

so cool that I finally had enough money to start investing seriously before covid, then I was unemployed and had to use all my savings just to float along this year and I'm back to the poor spot I was 4 years ago.

So cool to miss out on bitcoin, so cool to miss out on this.

[Anonymous No.26951371]

>tfw just graduated and have to use the little $ I have for food and bills

sheit

[Anonymous No.26951472]

I had a strong urge to get into crypto pre-bullrun but was absolutely cucked by kyc and only managed to get in poorfag amounts. Fuck me bros

[Anonymous No.26951568]

https://novelinvestor.com/hindsight-bias-i-knew-it-all-along-even-though-i-didnt/

[Anonymous No.26951617]

dont you just want to say fuck it and cut loose? really go insane?

[Anonymous No.26951740]

>>26950902
dude it hardly moved.
>how new are you?

[Anonymous No.26951788]

>>26946154
it's hitting like 0.12-0.15 absolute max. there's still possible gains but dogecoin is literally running solely on meme magic. unless elon allows people to purchase teslas with doge or something like that.

[Anonymous No.26951820]

>>26951568
this is a cope most of the time but I could see how people could think like this

[Anonymous No.26951864]

>>26951187
don't stress it dude. this is a regular occurrence in crypto. lurk and enjoy the ride.

[Anonymous No.26951908]

>>26947535
>/biz/
>2010

[Anonymous No.26951921]

>>26950118
dank quote

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>>26945963
suck my dick I made over 10k USD with doge today :3 feel bad everyone who made less money today. feel very bad.

[Anonymous No.26951979]

>>26951617
kys glownigger

[Anonymous No.26952036]

>>26951979
no u

[Anonymous No.26952133]

>>26951338
I don't mean to brag, but NYC being a socialist hellscape allowed me to collect fat Finance Aid returns by going to dirt cheap colleges that my aid covered, which I invested back into stocks
And I have a 70k job lined up for me when I graduate.in June.

[Anonymous No.26952603]

>>26947535
did you sell?

[Anonymous No.26952864]

Play the upcoming silver short-squeeze with AG

[Anonymous No.26953089]

>>26945963
I just want to see the market crash and burn. I don't have the money to invest and personally think the whole system is morally wrong so I don't want to participate.

[Anonymous No.26953317]

>>26946559
This

[Anonymous No.26953432]

20k shares and HOLDING STRONG. DIAMOND DICK FOR THESE DIAMOND HANDS

[Anonymous No.26953579]

>>26946167
>Buy 10 $ of a stock
>Watch it crash to being super cheap
>Buy 100$ of said stock
>Hold
If you truly have the pawer to make stocks crash, then you have an infinite money printing machine anon.

[Anonymous No.26953730]

I don't really feel bad about missing this because if everything is going where I think it's going, the USD will be worthless. Would be nice to stock up some more on food and goodies, or have enough to flee to Thailand, but whatever. Feel bad for people in their 20s, you lot are getting fucked before you even had a chance to spread your wings.

[Anonymous No.26953856]

>>26948512
Learn from it and move one. You think GME is the last time this will happen? The major players greed will get the best of them and they will get into a negative float point position again and when it does you’ll be ready

[Anonymous No.26953872]

>>26951740
it droped from 34k to 33k. i will just hodl. but it is annoying. everything i buy bog bringsout a huge red dildo to fuck me in the ass.

[Anonymous No.26954088]

>>26945963

[Anonymous No.26954236]

>>26953872
stop watching charts. hold.
you are not smarter than the market. nobody is.

[Anonymous No.26954247]

Imagine shorting oil max leverage all the way down to 0 then buying Bitcoin. Selling at the top and dumping into Gme. You’d be a multi millionaire.
However you’d do better if you just bought BTC below 1 $hekel and HODLd. It’s still possible ppl there’s GReaT projects which will moon

[Anonymous No.26954299]

>>26946622
with the way people are buying and shilling it by the boatload i wont be surprised if it happens

[Anonymous No.26954411]

>>26954236
>>26953872
You WILL get burned if you try to time the market. Buy BTC, ETH, LINK and forget about crypto for a couple of years.

[nigerslayer No.26954449]

fucking retarded niggers stay poor. Hahahahah
no money for u fuckin cuck faggots

[Anonymous No.26954463]

>>26947241
this was me monday before doge and amc

[Anonymous No.26954473]

>>26945963
I just need a 10x on my linkies and I am set for life.

[Anonymous No.26954534]

i bet you all are gonna miss out on physical silver too, just sold 25% of my gme position and bought 100oz of physical bullion

>wait till they find out what the comex is

[Anonymous No.26954595]

Don't miss out on XLM anon. Or will you never learn?

[Anonymous No.26954603]

Fuck bros, please give me the strength to carry these feels. It's so difficult not to ape my avax stack into a mooning shitcoin. I know as soon as I do it'll dump, and I'll be left bagholding for months

[Anonymous No.26954614]

>>26950118
fucking based

[Anonymous No.26954786]

Why the fuck did doge even pump? The pump just came out of nowhere? Did RH users just funnel their money into it to transfer funds out of RH since fiat transfer was unavailable or something and then it caused a huge pump? Third world fag so I wouldn't know.

[Anonymous No.26954936]

>>26954473
not happening keep dreaming

[Anonymous No.26954985]

>>26954534
imagine believing a bunch of tech savy losers are going to fucking buy physical silver. imagine believing these same losers will be able to go to a brick and mortar store during a historic short squeeze (which will never fucking happen) and convince these stores to buy their silver for hundreds of dollars per ounce.
crypto is the new pm you fucking dunce

[Anonymous No.26955189]

>>26945963
I got in on TSLA around $200 (before the split), but I sold it around $300 maybe to gamble. I got back in though last year and have made atleast some on this moon ride.

How does /biz/ feel a out TSLA going forward? I have a lot invested in it and am thinking about putting in more. Are we still in the beginning of the journey with Elon?

[Anonymous No.26955326]

>>26946926
did whales even buy doge? I thought it was all redditors

[Anonymous No.26955507]

>>26945963
Sad ):

[Anonymous No.26955821]

>>26955189
It's held by quite a number of ETFs, so I don't think it'll tank anytime soon. Hard to say if it'll see the same growth for much longer though

[Anonymous No.26956173]

>>26955326
people have had millions of doge for years and years, i think at one point it was like 1/100 of a cent

[Anonymous No.26956209]

>>26945963
can you imagine what it feels like to have that one trade where you actually succeed? Instead of the $100-$300 bullshit profits. What sucks is most of us here have probably all been in positions that are worth 10x are net worth rn but we sold them for $500 profit. We all suck. We are poor miserable losers. At least we can all relate and have some solace in knowing that there are other anons in the fetal position rn trying not to use the internet bc it's just a twisting of the proverbial knife in the stomach. Love you frens, maybe one day.

[antifa No.26956279]

K*ll white ppl

[Anonymous No.26956297]

>>26946154
Can't wait for the pink wojaks to fill the catalog

[Anonymous No.26956363]

>>26954411
> dont try to time the market
seems to be the right thing
i have been holding some since 2017

[Anonymous No.26956415]

>>26956279
unironically based

[Anonymous No.26956428]

>>26955189
You are a newfag. We do not give a shit about Tesla. What the fuck do you think this is a country club? We buy cheap shit that is worth pennies, and we blow all our money. But at least there is a chance for a 10x. Yeah bro maybe by the time you pass your Tesla stock down to your grandson it will 3x. You wanna talk about blue chip bullshit do it somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.26956621]

>>26954534
god you know we have been raided by the newfags when anons are talking about boomer rocks

[Anonymous No.26956668]

>>26945963
sorry OP but everyone else... especially american brothers and sisters
No recurring stimulus cheques. one time 600 cheque. 2k becoming 1400 because muh addition.
Well guess what americans. You can get your stimulus cheque straight from wall street now

[Anonymous No.26956711]

>>26945963
I sold doge at .013 cause I’m retarded

[Anonymous No.26956733]

>>26945963
Eh, don't worry, for every 1 person that made it to the moon with those meme stocks, there are 1000's of people who blew a very sizable chunk of their savings on shit that didn't work out.

[antifa No.26956741]

>>26956415
pedo white c*nt

[Anonymous No.26956862]

>>26946327
wait is this true? i bought 1 at the top

[Anonymous No.26956910]

>>26947535
your a retard

[Anonymous No.26956937]

I feel like the dumbest retard ever. i missed out on everything this week and cant get dogecoins because i cant get any sort of accounts set up and i dont even know what to do with them. im vowing to make some money and figure out what the hell im doing so i can make some real money

[Anonymous No.26956962]

>>26956711
it's okay anon. at least you're in the green

[Anonymous No.26957037]

Don't miss rubic

[Anonymous No.26957076]

>>26956363
exactly man. take it from someone who got burned hard, like most of this board. 34k, 33k, it makes no difference once we're about 100k, hell, 1m eventually.
just buy the projects you believe in and wait.

[Anonymous No.26957156]

buy the damn silver...

[Anonymous No.26957305]

>>26945963
>missed btc
>2016
>about to bet 7.5k on trump
>pussy out, $750
>3k win but shit
>2020
>bet 2.5k on trump, not losing out this time
>watch biden rise to $32 on the dollar
>do nothing
>lose
>2 days ago
>read about gme on social media
>only ever come to biz when i know something is happening
>nobody posted about it on other boards
>missed it
I'm so fucking sick of missing every train. I dont want to trade cryptos, so many shitcoins are shilled here, knowing my luck Id be left holding the bag every time.

[Anonymous No.26957509]

>>26946559
this, its just like when I was a kid and my parents didn't let me go to anybody's houses, so I never got to make friends. The world is always just putting walls up in front of me

[Anonymous No.26957793]

>had a Kraken account since 2017
>had a Robinhood account since 2015
>have never done verification for them
>missed out on GME because Robinhood would not verify in time
>missed out on Dogecoin because I didn't verify in Kraken earlier
This is what happens when you wait until the last second.

[Anonymous No.26957929]

if doge goes past 12 cents i will become the joker

[Anonymous No.26957942]

>>26946502
This is good hopium thanks anon

[Anonymous No.26958026]

[Anonymous No.26958029]

>>26945963
The market isn't about getting in on every pump.
It's about getting in on your pumps, and knowing when to exit with a profit.

[Anonymous No.26958101]

How do I trade coins even. I don't want to use garbage like coinbase. Isn't it supposed to be ANOANIMOOOSE?!

[Anonymous No.26958164]

[Anonymous No.26958194]

>>26957509
Parents did the same to me bro. Never had any good friends growing up. Just don't do it to your kids if you have any.

[Anonymous No.26958219]

set a limit to sell 2500/10000 doge @ .765
might be something worth looking into, i don't think itll hit $1
even asking 75 cent per is a total meme

[Anonymous No.26958233]

>>26956279
Those aren’t people anon, those are spooky ghosts, the nice ghost buster here is helping keep your family safe!

[Anonymous No.26958246]

I knew about bitcoin in 2010 from a fucking MapleStory forum and just laughed at the idea.

[Anonymous No.26958285]

>>26948159
The monetary system is built on fucking other people over. From the beginning of time, the only way to make substantial profits is to make sure someone else it at a loss. Its like with food, you can't create energy from thin air. 4chan is 100% compromised and filled with shills just like everywhere else on the internet-that doesn't mean everything here is worthless, but rather that you need to take control of your own life and begin to fuck people over to get what you want. Not a single person alive on this planet has ever abided by a moral system, everything is pure selfishness. The people who actually make tons of money don't care about it nor need it. Its an illusion for the weak to give them a false hope, that they might rise up and become something better. But money isn't the way to do this. You need to first align yourself with a path in order to lay the metaphysical implications for finance.

[Anonymous No.26958336]

>>26957793
so start now
it's not too late
this is all gonna happen again
speculate, put some research onto what's going to be the next facebook or tesla
enjoy yourself
hell, i just bought a shit load of stocks in a medicinal marijuana company in NZ

[Anonymous No.26958358]

>>26945963
AMC $11 bucks

[Anonymous No.26958413]

>>26945963
>Made profit on BTC
>Made profit on TSLA
>Made profit on GME

If you have not made gains in the past 3 months on the above, you should stop trading and become a wagie.

[Anonymous No.26958418]

>>26945963
>Missed out on Doge
With that attitude you really will miss out on Doge and every other opportunity in the future

[Anonymous No.26958444]

>>26945963
Hi guys, anon here. Hope everyone is enjoying the show despite our failure to catch the train.

[Anonymous No.26958580]

I refresh /biz/ everyday, looking for the next LINK. Half an hour every morning and every night, looking for that one project with the X factor. I'm not going to regret it again. I'm not going to die a wagie. I just fucking can't.

[Anonymous No.26958669]

I had a good 13 gamestops and 400 AMC. I was forced to fucking sell at the drop today due to robinhoods fuckery and financial obligations. Had I waited 5 more minutes it would have begun its reversal. Now I will have to buy in at far fewer stocks. I chickened out and I am in dispair, though doge is giving me hope.

[Anonymous No.26958697]

>>26947110
This but do it 90/10. 90 on fundamentals you absolute madmen.

[Anonymous No.26958765]

>>26945963
where the FUCK do i go to get prepared so i stop missing these fucking rockets? i didnt fuck with stocks at all before any of this and i want to make some money while we're in peak zeitgeist hysteria. where can i set up an account for standard stocks that isn't cucked and halting purchases at random, and where can i go to get a WORKING cryptowallet that covers everything? kraken is fucking down and apparently unreliable if it's going to shit the bed when happenings like this go down; based in US, so no eurotrader shit

[Anonymous No.26958817]

Funny.. you know if everyone buys in on a tiny cap "hidden Gem" like Kambria, on kucoin..

we would all legit make a million dollars.

Only need a few people, its so small.

[Anonymous No.26958913]

all you need to do is monitor elon musk's twitter

[Anonymous No.26958919]

>In debt
>Banks cancel my cards and close accounts
>Can't open a checkings at another Bank
>Try Federal Credit Union
>They give be an account
>Most sites give you 4-5 days to verify account
>Missing out on all this
I want to KMS NGL

[Anonymous No.26959008]

I'm late to the party. It sucks doing all the verifications and getting errors. Just opened a fidelity account and bitcoin. Robinhood gives me errors with my bank. Used Cash to buy Nokia and amc at the moment.

[Anonymous No.26959059]

ive missed out on everything but im betting on rubic. it sucks that redditors took over the board too.

[Anonymous No.26959128]

>>26958765
Stock screeners, watch the financial shills channels (take with a grain of salt), and just get the writing on the wall. If everyone is saying "electric cars are the future" and you don't buy in when there's growing evidence all around that it's true, you WILL get left behind. It won't even be a moon mission you miss out on, but just simply not being a literal slave the rest of your life or having a retirement when it's over.

[Anonymous No.26959195]

dont miss on $MAC if you missed GME its the easiest short hedgies own

[Anonymous No.26959208]

>>26945963
i dont even have a job, I live with my parents and ask my dad for cash and my mom for her credit card. I just like lurking and learning about these things, it's somewhat exciting and entertaining

[Anonymous No.26959293]

>138 posters
>not a single one could scrape together $600 to buy some memes for the moon mission all week

[Anonymous No.26959394]

how many people have actually reached economic escape velocity from /biz/ advice? Just give up on it.

[Anonymous No.26959451]

've been waiting to be verified on binance since the beginning of the month.

[Anonymous No.26959453]

>>26958919
You aren't in a position to trade. Fucking pay down your debt first faggot, or they'll just garnish your gains EOY anyway.

[Anonymous No.26959486]

>>26959293
literally sitting on $1500 that i can't use because all of our financial institutions are collectively shitting out. been trying to make a kraken account since ~6PM EST; don't have a trading account anywhere and it'll take a week or longer with the craze to verify. feels absolutely terrible.

[Anonymous No.26959541]

can I buy dogecoin with coinbase? I'll pitch 50 bucks in if I can buy it with paypal just for lulz

[Anonymous No.26959570]

>>26945963
I could have it all... my portfolio of dirt.

[Anonymous No.26959598]

>>26959486
$15,000*

[Anonymous No.26959658]

>>26945963
i wouldn't have missed out if there was a good exchange

[Anonymous No.26959694]

>>26959293
I'm not selling brother. To the fucking moon!

[Anonymous No.26959727]

>>26959598
it will be fine just buy 1 inch and hodl a year.

[Anonymous No.26959728]

>>26959293
9k I need for repairing the 26k car I crashed without insurance. Once its repaired the rest I can play with, but the mechanic is taking his fucking time.

[Anonymous No.26959831]

>>26958919
Keep playing Anon, you just need one win and all of that debt is gone.

[Anonymous No.26959839]

Looks like I'm in a state that doesn't allow Binance. Which is better? Coinbase or Kraken? I gotta start somewhere.

[Anonymous No.26959877]

I was going to buy last night, but i thought it was already too high, woke up this morning and it had 9x from last night. feel like pure shit

[Anonymous No.26959981]

>kraken shit itself right after I signed up
>bittrex won't let me deposit for whatever fucking reason
>coinbase has been verifying my account for the last 8 hours and I can't transfer until it accepts
So close but by the time any of them start working it will all be over. Just kill me.

[Anonymous No.26960107]

>>26959727
i want to buy but i cant access the sellers

[Anonymous No.26960451]

I set sell limit at 10k per share am i good bois

[Anonymous No.26960573]

The only reason I'm missing out is because every platform, whether it's stocks or crypto, makes you wait days to be able to fucking do anything. I just verified my identity on Binance and Shakepay and they're both still pending, so I can't buy any DOGE or BTC. Not American so I can't use Robinhood either.

[Anonymous No.26960900]

>>26960573
Cryptos been around for years bro what took you so long

[Anonymous No.26960955]

>>26959486
currency.com offers tokenized stocks, you can fund your account using crypto. They verified me within like half an hour, get on it anon.

[Anonymous No.26960979]

>>26945963
kys

[Anonymous No.26961060]

>>26960573
currency.com verifies in like 1 hour spread the word

[Anonymous No.26961139]

>>26945963
>Be me in 2013
>Buy 2 bitcoins to buy acid on SilkRoad
>300 patch for 250 some dollar
>"Can't buy anything with 50$ fuck it"
>Reset computer, looses wallet
>50$ now worth 10k+
>Mfw I "wasted" 70k on drugs

[Anonymous No.26961487]

>>26961139
bro same here, i had .2 BC that got scammed from be tring to buy LSD. IF ONLY I KNEW

[Anonymous No.26961523]

>>26961139
Based, acid is cool as fuck.
You didnt waste 70k on drugs, it wasnt worth that much at the time.
Thats like a boomer who bought a house for 10k saying they wasted 200k on a house

[Anonymous No.26961699]

Not too late for:
UUUU
SHRMF
MNXXF
GPL


godspeed, anons.

[Anonymous No.26961714]

Is Nokia still a good purchase? I got 40 shares at 4.34 on queue but I wanna be sure I'm gonna get something out of it

[Anonymous No.26961729]

>>26945963
I have bled 90% of my satoshis since late 2017. Only down 1/5 of dollar amount, so that's a boner i suppose.

[Anonymous No.26961952]

Got into crypto at the beginning of covid. Lost everything in the crash.
>"Ok, Ill just try harder."
Lose everything over the summer on bad shitcoins.
>"Ok, Ill just do more research."
Rebuild with half a UNI airdrop, sitting at an ok 5k and a couple of coins I truly believe in. Completely miss GME doing this. Then fucking Doge coin of all things moons.
>"Ok, I'll just fucking shoot myself."

[Anonymous No.26961973]

>>26945963
Buy ONE right fucking NOW! It'll hit $1 before DOGE for sure.

[Anonymous No.26962013]

im still sitting on the $600 stimulus check i got. I know that doesnt seem that much but if i were to invest all of that early on, would I even make that much?

seems like people that are doing this are investing in thousands.

[Anonymous No.26962050]

>>26960955
can you actually buy crypto there, though?

[Anonymous No.26962069]

>>26961523
Nah, Boomer can still sell his house and actually profited from his investment.
Sure I did sell 200 some tabs for 10$+ So I did "make money", but I was too retarded to reinvest in coins and instead kept slinging dope, which (spoiler alert) could never have been as lucrative as coins

[Anonymous No.26962182]

>>26962069
Not wrong, at least you didnt pay taxes on those returns though

[Anonymous No.26962216]

NAKD can still pump enough in the morning to break even right bros?

[Anonymous No.26962226]

>>26947241
The one thing I had going for me in life were my finances and investing, the one thing that made me special compared to my peers. Now zoomers and normies are putting all of their money into one asset and making any of my gains made slowly over 3years look like a fucking joke.

>normies ruined geek culture
>normies ruined video games
>now normies are ruining the stock market.

[Anonymous No.26962323]

>>26962013
>I know that doesnt seem that much but if i were to invest all of that early on, would I even make that much?
if you put the stimmy in gamestop two weeks ago and sold yesterday you would have made a nice chunk of change

[Anonymous No.26962339]

>>26946622
>yeah man bitcoin is a shitty coin lmao won't ever be $30k take your meds anon

[Anonymous No.26962439]

>>26962013
Put in into dogecoin and watch it like a hawk. It seems like a quick cash kind of deal at the moment

[Anonymous No.26962527]

>>26946600
>most
My watchlist was about 3-5% green with exceptions on BHS, IPT and AG.

[Anonymous No.26962542]

So will this gamestop/doge shitstorm be a once in a lifetime thing? I'm guessing the jews will find a way to stop it if it ever happens again

[Anonymous No.26962579]

>>26945963
Man I made a few thousand on GME and AMC yesterday - felt bad not making more - and basically lost it all day on stupid trades

[Anonymous No.26962622]

My gf is a gamestop manager and about a year ago when the stock hit $3ish we joked about buying about 2k worth.

>fuck

[Anonymous No.26962831]

>>26962622
BUY THE DOGECOIN DIP FAGGOTS ONLY 0.069

[Anonymous No.26962935]

>>26962439
im sorry that it probably keeps getting asked but what should i use to buy it with?
i generally see kraken and bittrex getting thrown around, does it really matter?

>>26962622
yeah, i joked about it to with some people. it was around E3 time last year. was gonna buy like a couple hundred shares but then didnt because i didnt really know how the stock market worked. lol. (still dont really)

[Anonymous No.26962981]

>>26962050
The option is there yes although I haven't tried it. Apparently you pay 0% fees on your first deposit. You can also bank transfer your usd if you don't want to use crypto.

[Anonymous No.26963022]

way back in 2016 i was watching a lot of max keiser and he was hyping up silver so i bought in. dont regret that.
then he immediately started hyping up bitcoin like crazy and i was like "digital currency sounds ridiculous" and stayed away.
max tried to make me rich and i let him down.
https://youtu.be/MFRgPPQmT0g?t=31

[Anonymous No.26963393]

>>26946167
>Every fucking time I buy something, it crashes...
My experience with so much shit, not exactly crashing, but one minute it's THE HOTNESS, and the second I get in on it something is wrong with it or something better comes along. I've never invested, but my fear of SOMETHING happening to make it go bad is stopping me from opening an account. Some shit like freezes on the sale of the stock or just a straight up crash. That, and the fact that I've never traded stock in my life. I was 1 click away from opening a Webull or a Fidelity account, but I don't if my account would be active in time and I'd miss the train. I was just going to throw $500 or so for a couple of GME shares.

[Anonymous No.26963699]

>>26958413
Im already a wagie I trade that I dont need to be.

[Anonymous No.26963770]

>>26945963
Back in 2017 I missed the biggest Crypto launch in history .. Still regret it to this day:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIL9wLxG01M

[Anonymous No.26964114]

>>26947535
larped

[Anonymous No.26964132]

Can't miss anything if you never start btw

[Anonymous No.26964199]

All my old high school classmates are getting rich in a week, they’re all getting married, they’re all extroverted, good looking, socially confident normalfaggots. Meanwhile I’m a beta ugly weird virgin.

Life is just not fair, I can’t handle knowing there’s little zoomers out there 10x’ing their money in a single week while I’m an adult virgin. How many kids are worth 100k now because of GameStop and Dogecoin? I can’t handle the markets and trading, this is too much for me. I’m too much of a coward for this.

[Anonymous No.26964248]

Do you ever get the feeling that you never get in at the right time because you're exactly the type of average intelligence moron whose decisions are easy to predict and prey upon? Cause that's kinda where I'm at brehs

[Anonymous No.26964262]

>>26948102
This is true this coin was once a rocket. How can you miss this anon?

Fuck the moon, we are going inter Stellar

[Anonymous No.26964291]

MUSE will destroy. We're taking over the financial system with this coin

Join the revolution
>>26955932

[Anonymous No.26964297]

>>26959541
Not with coinbase, binance does it.

[Anonymous No.26964530]

>pour hours into research for promising crypto projects with solid fundamentals
>dogememe outperforms my 3 years of trading in 2 days because le epic wsj reddits think its funny
basically what >>26964248 said, its the iq bell curve meme and only retards and geniuses actually make it, plebs stay lost in the maze

[Anonymous No.26964724]

>>26964530
I’m not even average, I’m like 25th percentile intelligence which means I’m not quite dumb enough to just rely on pure intuition and have zero inhibitions in life, but I’m so dumb compared to average that I get humiliated in every conversation I have. I hate my fucking life.

[Anonymous No.26964726]

>>26964199
For every two kiddos with 100k, somebody out there just bankrupted their family's entire life savings, and that's not a bad trade

[Anonymous No.26964742]

>>26964248
People like us weren't built for this economy. We're stuck with hunter gatherer mentality which is completely worthless now. Other poster is correct, only retards and geniuses make it in this world.

[Anonymous No.26964743]

>>26945963
FTM is the answer to your worries, $10 EOY.

[Anonymous No.26964818]

>>26964248
Fuck all this shit, I’m moving into the mountains and becoming a beekeeper. I’d rather die broke and alone then be a average iq pawn in the playable characters games

[Anonymous No.26964948]

>>26964248
>Grow up being told how smart and full of potential I am
>never truly excel at anything, and most exceptional events in my life are enabled by dumb luck

[Anonymous No.26964964]

I made a RH account last night and was all set to at least buy a little gme today then the fuckery happened. Canceled my funds transfer and deactivated my account, its not worth it. My anxiety is far too high to ever trade normally because I'm too scared of losses. Looks like its back to Bank CD's because that's only 'investing' I fell comfortable doing.

[Anonymous No.26965039]

>>26946559
So many newfags complaining about signup time, if you're signing up for a brokerage just because of GME you're NGMI

[Anonymous No.26965225]

>>26964248
you have a bad mindset. in this market you need abundnce mentality, there will always be another pump so find a good coin, getin early and wait for the pump then take profits and move to another.

[Anonymous No.26965256]

>>26964724
I'm smart enough to give the impression of being very smart, but really, I know i'm a midwit and hate myself for it. I'd say to you, find something which you love and have an affinity for. Your general intelligence might not be impressive but everyone has something they're in the 95th percentile for

[Anonymous No.26965541]

>>26965039
I'm a newfag, but I was just thinking if I signed up for the GME stuff, but stayed for some light investing. My pea-brain idea is that once the pandemic is declared to be in remission stocks for companies that include travel or just about any form of entertainment that isn't digital or requires you to go places will SURGE, people will WANT TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE HOUSE, so I was thinking stuff like Southwest Airlines, American Airlines, AMC(of course), stuff like that would be wise to invest in. Of course, this is my completely uneducated, based on impulse, retard take.

[Anonymous No.26965546]

Hey all you whining faggots. Chill the fuck out. Every fucking jew making billions off of you is going to die one day. They can't bring a single dollar with them. You get 70 years on the planet if you are lucky. 100 Tops. It's so short and it's already flying past you. I broke even with GME because I was a faggot. But fuck it. I was able to go outside today and enjoy the rain. I talked to my mom on the phone. You probably have something worth living for as well. You probably already have more value in life than all the miserable jews that lay awake at night thinking about their money while their hair falls out and all forms of love pass them by.

Take a step back. The money you earn with hard work will always feel better than the money you get for free. I know; my family is rich. Yet I work my ass off all week every week, because it is satisfying. I kissed my girlfriend in the rain today. Even when I was broke, looking for a job and living in an SUV, my life was happier than when talking about money.

You've probably got it better than you think.

[Anonymous No.26965671]

>>26962339
DOGE was literally made to be a shitty coin.

[Anonymous No.26965678]

>>26945963
I ain't even mad.
Watching all of the drama surrounding GME and DOGE has succeeded in what two decades of disinterest in finance had failed to do and make me actually interested in stocks and trading.
I spent the last six hours reading about day trading and brokerages which just a few days ago is something I never would have considered.

Don't be mad you're late for the latest happening, be happy that you're early for the next one.

[Anonymous No.26965807]

>>26946827
Even if it could reach $1, people will mass sell at 10c like lemmings and drive it back down.

[Anonymous No.26965994]

>>26964948

Every child is full of potential. That's all children are, potential. Being smarter than your classmates doesn't mean anything, it doesn't transfer well in real life.

[Anonymous No.26966139]

>>26965541
>once the pandemic is declared to be in remission

[Anonymous No.26966199]

>>26966139
Hey, I said pea-brain take, didn't I?

[Anonymous No.26966262]

>>26962542
Maybe. Although I'm hoping the main takeaway from this is that we can collectively pump stock and dump it for a quick buck.

[Anonymous No.26966332]

i didnt miss doge, but i only had 17€ on my acc :(
well, money is mioney

[Anonymous No.26966334]

>>26965671
AND GAMESTOP IS A SHIT COMPANY WITH NOTHING GOING FOR IT
2021 IS THE YEAR OF THE MEME STOCKS

[Anonymous No.26966354]

>>26965546
Faggots like you are the worst. Because all you think about is money, you think everyone else is the same as well. No one is buying GME to make money, we're doing it to btfo kikes. Buy back in NOW.

[Anonymous No.26966473]

Honestly, I was a dumbass for listening to that r/PCMasterrace fucking sticky saying you can mine bitcoin back when bitcoin wasnt huge. Shoulda bought a bunch of the fucking things with my mcdonalds checks and just held them

[Anonymous No.26966564]

>>26945963
Same here Anon I was scared to get into stock after reditters are making money rubbing in our face I want to get in but how I will start to get into making money?

[Anonymous No.26966608]

>>26966199
Yeah its not a very smart take sorry anon. Airports are already open and anyone who wants to take a vacation already has or is in the process of doing so. Others are scared shitless normies who would never be caught dead in a covid incubator airplane. Media will never let-up with the covid fear porn so just give up your plan and think of something else.

[Anonymous No.26966709]

>>26965678
Get out nigger

[Anonymous No.26966722]

Since I can't get into stocks or crypto fast enough, maybe I should just skip a step and buy physical silver for when shit hits the fan? There's no waiting period to buy that shit.

[Anonymous No.26966738]

>>26962216
I'm hoping the same thing fren

[Anonymous No.26966796]

IT'S NOT FAIR BROS, I ALWAYS BUY TOO LATE

[Anonymous No.26966831]

>>26966608
I was already thinking weed stocks long before I had a remote interest in the actual market. Seeing how well it's done in Colorado makes me hopeful for what it could do in Texas if federally legalized.

[Anonymous No.26966997]

>>26945963
I missed out on literally everything and I'm too retarded to learn how to use BTC and my Bank account is not set up to be able to buy stocks because I'm a lazy poorfag

[Anonymous No.26967025]

>>26946166
Same her Anon paying for granny medical expensive as I am taking care of her spending little money I have leftover

[Anonymous No.26967150]

I've learned that it really is important to restrict your impression of what matters to you. If you compare you everyday experience to idealized abstractions this will obviously trigger loss aversion. Even if you haven't ended up in your imaginary 'right place and right time', you still have the unalienable opportunity to appreciate your own unique personal experience and extract its subtext. Identify 'tethers' such as loved ones, satisfying habits, or daily pleasures to keep you grounded.

Most importantly, go outside and get some fucking sun. If you aren't an optimized image-board-inhabiting anomalous sigma male then you are probably deficient in vitamin D.

[Anonymous No.26967157]

>>26945963
It’s not too late for you
>>26946208
Not a pnd anon, hold for a month and you’ll be just fine

[Anonymous No.26967174]

I was excited to buy some doge coin because some kind anon sent me $25 but seems like I missed it, at least I know I got frens here

[Anonymous No.26967287]

>>26966831
kek the only hope weed stocks have are meme-runs fueled by normie investors, and I think you've missed your shot on that one years ago. No one gives a shit about investing into the fundamentals of cannabis companies.

>t. missed out on Canada 2016 weed meme run even though I was planning to get in

[Anonymous No.26967368]

>>26947006
same feeling anon

[Anonymous No.26967373]

>>26947271
>dave ramsey has entered the chat

[Anonymous No.26967421]

>>26965678
Yeah, even though it was just riding a riding the current and not really accomplishing anything, it was still an interesting opportunity to learn some things and get some keks.

[Anonymous No.26967441]

>>26958919
>in debt
>still want to trade
might as well hit up the casinos while youre at it

[Anonymous No.26967490]

>>26947241
I feel u anon

[Anonymous No.26967505]

>>26945963
I never really, make it on anything and even when I am early I don't have the funds and I won't borrow off some stinky jew either. Shit's fucked man lost my job due to covid and haven't recovered since, even when I was working I only had enough for rent and some noodles for lunch and dinner.

FUCK JANNIES
FUCK LAND LORDS
FUCK BANKERS
FUCK THE JEWS
AND FUCK THE SYSTEM.

[Anonymous No.26967637]

>>26945963

I got 3k in savings but still linked to my parents bank account. They are boomers and paranoid about hacking so my ass didn’t get on robinmeme on time.

Fuck it, I think I’ll try to go on vanguard and get into the next meme rush.

[Anonymous No.26967670]

This shit is like horse racing. Pick something that has good staking returns hold it and reinvest, or you are a gambler, and gamblers dont always win.

[Anonymous No.26967669]

>>26967150
>I've learned that it really is important to restrict your impression of what matters to you. If you compare you everyday experience to idealized abstractions this will obviously trigger loss aversion. Even if you haven't ended up in your imaginary 'right place and right time', you still have the unalienable opportunity to appreciate your own unique personal experience and extract its subtext. Identify 'tethers' such as loved ones, satisfying habits, or daily pleasures to keep you grounded.
Based. The kind of people you surround yourself with and the values you hold and the place you live are infinitely more important than the amount of money you have. I would give up all my money to live in a tight-knit, strong, rural, Christian community where I would have a wife and kids and strong bonds with my family friends and larger community. Instead I'm sitting here with you retards memeing a video game company. I'm so fucking pathetic.

[Anonymous No.26967693]

>had 11 shares of GME back in October
>sold when I needed the cash in March after the coof

Wouldve been nice

[Anonymous No.26967733]

>been reading all I can about the stock market, terms, strats, ect...
>still basically understand fuck all.

being a brainlet sucks.

[Anonymous No.26967762]

>>26948963
I should do that tonight anon my life is shit

[Anonymous No.26967836]

>>26946154
Wait for the next trip, you faggot. It's literally in the charts. It's over for now. Don't lose your money you retard.

[Anonymous No.26967881]

>>26967669
Having so much presence of mind is a good foothold for making improvements. Even if you end up choosing a path of self-destruction, I believe that you will believe it had some kind of meaning.

[Anonymous No.26967980]

>>26964818
It's a comfy life. I know a few younger guys who do it full time and pull in about 50-80k/year in profits. There are really busy times of year, but other times they just drop off the bees at pollenation and chill for a week

[Anonymous No.26968079]

>>26967881
>Even if you end up choosing a path of self-destruction, I believe that you will believe it had some kind of meaning.
Fucking hell anon how do you understand me so well?

[Anonymous No.26968092]

>>26962542
It happened with Volkswagen in 2008. The market always has opportunities. People thought TSLA or AMZN or BTC were one time opportunities too but here we are.

[Anonymous No.26968188]

Bought Doge at the top because of course I did.

[Anonymous No.26968228]

>>26968188
Buy high sell low, smart man

[Anonymous No.26968287]

Nothing is missed. Soon, we will all receive the call

[Anonymous No.26968321]

its ok little buddy it only takes one and more opp will be presented as time goes on you just gotta increase your drive

[Anonymous No.26968424]

For any intellectual crypto anons out there.
Does DOGE pumping meaning alt season soon or this means bad news?
If this DOGE pump and dump goes viral it's bad for crypto market right? media like CNBC can instill fear so people stick with banks even after GME fiasco.
People realize they need to be under control of big boys to be not scammed like this

[Anonymous No.26968439]

>>26968188
>sees +500% daily gain
>mhm yes time to buy

[Anonymous No.26968475]

>>26964948
same here

[Anonymous No.26968488]

>>26968424
Its already being dumped by /biz/
Redditors late to the party are going to be left holding the bag, dont buy.

[Anonymous No.26968544]

Does having 1 btc count as missing it?

[Anonymous No.26968655]

then buy silver before it skyrockets

[Anonymous No.26968730]

>>26968655
>buy silver SO it skyrockets
Keep trying boomer.

[Anonymous No.26968765]

>fucked up all my stocks and crypto last year
>GameStop pulls me back in
>discover I have 400 unclaimed UNI tokens from an airdrop
>they've done better than all of my investments ever, combined
This includes my boomer-tier "safe" robofund.
The only money I have ever made was by quitting at trying to make money.
The universe is sending me a message.

[Anonymous No.26968811]

>>26953579
it would crash even harder after they buy the second time, cretino

[Anonymous No.26968860]

>>26968730
enjoy missing out

[Anonymous No.26968955]

>>26968765
because you kept trying to swing all your other investments and uni was a hodl, unintentional but still hodl. try to not sell 15 minutes after buying a coin when you get back into it

[Anonymous No.26969026]

>>26968860
Looks like its keeping steady for a days trading.
Are you stupid?

[Anonymous No.26969039]

>>26968079
Because iktfb

[Anonymous No.26969092]

>>26968860
All I see is a stock near a 5 year high that's now leveling out.

[Anonymous No.26969223]

>>26969039
I don't like animeposters but I like you anon. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.26969333]

>>26945963
there are moon missions all the time. plebbit will probably want to meme doge again in a few days, just have cash on hand and pay attention

[Anonymous No.26969335]

>>26969026
>>26969092
the silver squeeze is gonna happen, don't miss out

[Anonymous No.26969378]

>>26968955
I did hold Tendies, DIA, and Ocean for months but I think those were all poor choices and are dead bags now. I will try to understand coins better and figure out what's actually worth holding.

[Anonymous No.26969398]

>>26950098
Please can you buy Ford at 10:25am tomorrow morning?

[Anonymous No.26969427]

>>26969335
Thats what you fags have said about every single shitcoin and shit investment ever.
Remember ripple?

[Anonymous No.26969742]

>>26965256
>find something which you love and have an affinity for
suspect this to be a cope, similar to someone for everyone

[Anonymous No.26969824]

>>26946154
>Buy high, sell low
The true biz way

[Anonymous No.26969849]

>>26951187
You can fuck around and trade BTC, ETH etc on Robinhood if you just want to play penny stocks. Plenty of movement on both and easy to start playing with. I had absolutely zero idea what I was doing when I got into crypto and left it for literally years. Doesn’t take any skill, just patience and ideally NOT buying when everyone and their dog is already in.

[Anonymous No.26970139]

I'm going to buy on robinhood in the morning. If I get kiked (again) then I'm a shoe in for the lawsuit, it's a safer buy now than it was yesterday lol.

[Anonymous No.26970266]

>>26969378
it is a gamble on which shitcoin will moon, that's why you mostly want to get into btc/eth during the bear cycle bottom and then pick a few projects to allocate smaller amounts to but not because someone told you on twitter but because it makes sense to you

for example, dot is made by an ethereum dev even if you're low iq you could figure out it had a good chance of number go up just based on that

[Anonymous No.26970680]

>>26945963
DYOR about XCM and maybe consider getting in early for once. Its the Binance of Europe (and US), might not be as big but it doesn't need to be.

[Anonymous No.26970723]

>>26970266
>dot is made by an ethereum dev even if you're low iq you could figure out it had a good chance of number go up just based on that
I honestly don't think that fact would have struck me that much. Maybe I don't have the best intuition for this. But I will try.