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26940150 No.26940150 [Reply] [Original]

SELL IT DUDE

CASH IT

NOW

>> No.26940344
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26940344

>They sold shares they didn't own.
>They sold more shares than the amount that actually exists, something like 138%.
>They have to cover their shorts, effectively buying the shares they don't own multiple times from multiple people.
>They were expecting to buy them at a later date but cheaper.
>Retail investors, and most likely large firms, quietly bought it all up knowing melvin would have to buy it from them.
>Media shits on reddit and 4chan over kike greed biting kikes in the ass.
>Kike hedge fund manages to get funding and actually doubles down on a shitty position, thinking it can't go on forever (lol it can).
>Actually jump from 40USD to 140USD. Yesterday they were 91billion in the hole at 150USD or so. currently at 350USD and climbing, lord knows how deep they are now.
>2008 happened with just 40bil in the hole due to toxic loans and shady trades by these same "people" who are crying.
>Trading halted several times to try and keep from going too high; pulling out all the stops to end the bleed.
>Too late, the secret's out. The goym saw behind the curtain.
>Kevaching all day over "economic terrorism" because mr. smallhat can't stand being a bottom bitch for once after making his living fucking everyone else.
No. Today, tomorrow, every day for as long as I can. It will be a reckoning and I will live to see the day your world burns to ash.

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26940596

>>26940150
If you even can

>> No.26940814

>>26940150
>RICE
>AND
>BEANS
>AND
>RICE

>> No.26940940

>>26940150
Did this nigger at least buy GME stocks?

>> No.26941059

>>26940344
Yea I’m starting to think the bot posting is really amping up

>> No.26941208

how do they not get it already? its not about the money its about the memes

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>>26940814
Cash it.
Rice and Beans
Never gonna see a restaurant unless you're cleaning the toilets and cashing it.

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>>26940150

>> No.26941674

Did he really say that? I knew he was boomer tier with his understanding of modern politics especially since he's buddy buddy with Shapiro, but this would be advanced boometry.