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Just got this Email from our good friends at RobinHood

>> No.26895088

>>26894871
>to protect investors and the markets
but not their own customers

>> No.26895125

>>26894871
Too late, their reputation is genuinely fucked. I don't think they will be able to ever recover.

>> No.26895127

>>26894871
Call them fascist and to go fuck themselves.

>> No.26895166
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26895166

oh thanks mr robinhood for the apology im so thankful for being your customer.... just kidding SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS DIRTY KIKES
YOU CAN TAKE MY GME FROM YM COLD DEAD HANDS

>> No.26895207
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26895207

>>26894871
tl;dr
This faggot gets the rope.

>> No.26895254
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26895254

>> No.26895304

Pulling out all my money next Tuesday. Straight into BTC.

>> No.26895308

>>26894871
Hey Prankeet is it you?

>> No.26895376
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26895376

Ta, da, da, da, da, da, whoo
I steal from the rich and give to the needy
He takes a wee percentage
But I'm not greedy
I rescue pretty damsels, man, I'm good
What a guy, ha-ha, Monsieur Hood!

I like an honest fight and a saucy little maid
What he's basically saying is he likes to get...paid!

So, when an ogre in the bush grabs a lady by the tush
That's bad, that's bad, that's bad, that's bad!
When a beauty's with a beast it makes me awfully mad!
He's mad, he's really mad!
Now I'll take my blade and ram it through your heart
Keep your eyes on me, boys, 'Cause I'm about to staaar...

>> No.26895425
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26895425

Based RobinHood protecting retards from themselves.

>> No.26895435

I hope this is a 'They Live' sunglasses on moment for normies

>> No.26895437

>>26894871
damage control

>> No.26895561

>>26894871
Oh how nice of them to release a statement AFTER market close. WTF does this even mean?

>> No.26895679

Cope. They're a sinking ship. $nok $amc $gme etc etc to the moon.

>> No.26895695

bye bye juicy IPO

>> No.26895852

>>26895125


recover from what? offering you free trades? are you stupid?

>> No.26896014

Let's fucking do itttttttt
>>26891378

>> No.26896021

>>26894871
closed all positions, waiting for cash to settle, moving to my bank account, and emailing customer service requesting that they close my account (with plenty of antisemetic remarks that i will not censor.)

>> No.26896024

>>26895561
it was kike doublespeak for we cucked you because our satanic masters forced us.

>> No.26896068

>>26894871
You're all really fucking retarded if you don't understand how clearing houses work and what collateral is. It means the fucking plan is working and they were forced to suspend trading because they couldn't meet the collateral requirements. RH and Webull both use Apex clearing, they're the one that issued the halt order.

Just keep holding as planned and stop making yourselves look like idiots trying to understand systems you only started fucking with days ago.

> "Hey, we can break the system!"
> "OMG, we broke the system!"

>> No.26896073

>>26895852
Nose fiend alert

>> No.26896147

I told their support they are kikes and demanded a personal apology. And I told them their mothers were whores.

I want to hear their fucking excuse for why they think they can sell my data AND dictate what I can and cannot buy.

No bullshit copy paste email like this has come for me yet. I'll forward it back to their support inbox along with pictures of horse cocks fucking men from beastiality websites somewhere.

>> No.26896205

>>26895561
Kikes lying

>> No.26896339

>>26895852
From their shitty reputation they have acquires you dumb bitch. Theres plenty of other free trading apps out there and retards cant tell the difference between them but they will know that robinhood will cuck them.

>> No.26896362

>>26896147
>I told their support they are kikes and demanded a personal apology. And I told them their mothers were whores.
kek did you screenshot it?

>> No.26896424

Fake, meaningless message
Guys, a lot of brokers are free these days
Find one that didn't cuck today and sign up with them, move your assets over directly without selling and re-buying and tell Robinhood specifically why you're leaving

>> No.26896493

>>26894871
Haven't half the owners been smugposting on twitter about shitting on retail normies?

>> No.26896573

>>26896339
>>26896073

you realize they are offering a basically free service to you dumb niggers ? their reputation is based on offering free trades
which they will continue to do, and there will be people who will use their services, because thats what makes them competitive


not retards like you, who wanted to profit from MUH GME

>> No.26896739

>>26895304
This

>> No.26896771

Don't close accounts, leave 1 cent in so they still have to pay to mail you tax info.

>> No.26896798

>>26896493
have they?

>> No.26896840

>>26896771

they will just sell your information for money then lmfao

you guys are so braindead

>> No.26896945

>>26896573
it's free because they sell your personal data

>> No.26896946

isnt this the same company that allowed you to take egregious amount of margin? like 10:1?

>> No.26896948

>>26896573
Can you write that in a less jewish way?

>> No.26897066

>>26894871
>we know you were making money but it was at the expense of our jew overlords so we couldn't let it keep going!!!

>> No.26897085

>>26896840
What info? They've already sold what they have on you so far. What else is there? The fact you that you have 1 cent?

>> No.26897172

>>26895088
Dumbass

>> No.26897299

>>26895207
Long $ROPE

>> No.26897343

Is there any way to avoid the closing fee? That's a fucking ripoff.

>> No.26897388

>>26894871
>limited
That's some fine kikery

>> No.26897408

>>26896573
If a service is free, you are the product.
never forget that, retard.

>> No.26897418

Get fucked onions cunt redditors.

>> No.26897520

What happens if everyone withdraws their cash all at once?

>> No.26897846

>>26897408
That's not how they make money, but okay.

>> No.26897918

>>26896573
Yes I'm sure people will want to invest with a kiked platform that may at anytime prevent you from making trades with specific stocks or tanking stocks in your portfolio by deciding to only allow shares to be sold, causing people to panic at the news they've made.

>> No.26897947

>>26897520
the government steps in and gives robinhood an interest free loan using our tax dollars

>> No.26898002

Imagine being so fucking far up your asses that you think you're an IRL anime protagonist and think you can do no wrong, so when people call you out you have to still pretend that you were in the right while pretending to apologize.

>> No.26898034

>>26894871
kek the next moves from them will be not allowing you to sell and then not allowing you to withdraw your money

>> No.26898054
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26898054

>>26894871
This is corpo talk... Crap that's what it is. Lying fagots!

>> No.26898151

>>26894871
Conveniently left out the part where they were allegedly asked by the White House to restrict Trading

>> No.26898193

>>26897918
this right here. the fact that they still allowed you to sell is the biggest piece of evidence against them. had they disallowed all trades then they would feign themselves as benefactors, however they chose to allow selling with all of their connections to known hedge funds that would benefit from such a move. i hope they get fucked in court.

>> No.26898341

>>26896573
Jews SEETHING

>> No.26898346

>>26894871
literally fuck these assholes as soon as I get all my shit transferred I'm gonna make sure I shit on them as much as possible leaving 1 star reviews and telling everybody to avoid it like the plague

>> No.26898365

>>26895852
You'd have to be a genuine retard to ever use a service like this again. Pay fees you cheap cunt

>> No.26898367

>>26897846
>t. complete fucking retard
Its free because they sell your data to wall street hedge funds.
stop being a fucking idiot.

>> No.26898413

I'm putting 10k into GME tommorrow morning, pull all my money out at the end of the day and moving to fidelity. Fuck this hedgie sucking pajew.

>> No.26898421

>>26898193

yes im sure the JEWdicial system will take the side of the common people against the members of the tribe.

>> No.26898474

>>26894871
oh tee hee it was all just a big misunderstand you guys :3

>> No.26898589

>>26896573
see
>>26896945

retard

>> No.26898645

>>26894871
>SEC net capital obligations and clearinghouse deposits
Go on

>> No.26898717

>>26897418
Hi newfriend

>> No.26898735

>>26898421
Someday Bane will reveal himself and we’ll be holding court in the street.

>> No.26898751

Lock them up.

Seriously the balls on these motherfuckers. Itd be one thing if they halted traded, but to only allow sells is such blatant fuckery.

>> No.26898795

>>26895852
most jewish thing ive read all week.

>> No.26898813

>>26895852
For constantly fucking over their customers every single time the markets get a little spicy. How many times has RH conveniently crashed during market movements now?

>> No.26898982

Wow I almost don’t remember the 25k they stole from me by manipulating the price of these securities today.

WHAT ARE AMERICAN BROKERS THAT DIDNT MANIPULATE? WE NEED A DEFINITIVE LIST

>> No.26899005

WHY WON'T FIDELITY ACCEPT MY MONEY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.26899015

>>26897846
god you are a dumb fucking nigger, I hope someone burns your face with a blowtorch. stop posting forever okay? thanks and kill yourself.

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26899077

>>26895088
>to protect investors and the markets
Bullshit.

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26899160

>>26894871
fuck these kike fucks

>> No.26899179

>>26897947
600 billion National Guard won't be enough

>> No.26899195

>>26895127
how about I call them niggers

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26899215

>>26896573
>there will be people who will use their services
Not for much longer

>> No.26899397

>>26894871
>Made to best continue serving you
Notice how they don't clarify the you at the first point but do later on throughout.

The You isn't the user base

>> No.26899553

>>26899215
Here's to hoping they don't purge all the 1s

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26899676

>>26894871
Situation Status: Monitored

>> No.26899766

FRIENDLY REMINDER
>FRIENDLY REMINDER
FRIENDLY REMINDER
>FRIENDLY REMINDER
FRIENDLY REMINDER
>FRIENDLY REMINDER

Dont forget to rate the Robinhood app down on your phones, as well as leave a negative review on the Better Business Bureau at this link:
https://www.bbb.org/us/ca/menlo-park/profile/financial-services/robinhood-1116-881958/customer-reviews

FRIENDLY REMINDER
>FRIENDLY REMINDER
FRIENDLY REMINDER
>FRIENDLY REMINDER
FRIENDLY REMINDER
>FRIENDLY REMINDER


>>26899553
I'll post this everywhere it needs to be to make sure the 1's come back

>> No.26899838

>limited buy
what does this even mean?
They'll allow a total of 5 shares to be bought per person or in total to protect hedge funds?

>> No.26900088
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26900088

>>26899215
Meanwhile, apple fanbois continue to prove what sheep they are

>> No.26900195

>>26899215
You clearly don't understand just how big of a piece of shit Google has become.

>> No.26900368

>>26898813
they did last March when the DOW went up and down by 10%, the good old BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR days

>> No.26900400

>>26894871
Lying sacks of shit! Fuck them! Not another penny from me! I'll just trade crypto, fuck stonks and all the fucking bullshit system rigging!

>> No.26900446

>>26895852
>people pay you for gold accounts
GONE
>you make a bulk of money selling millions of users trade data to hedgefunds so they can fuck you
GONE
Yeah, they are fucking done. The second this little GME meme is over I'm closing all positions and canceling my account. I'll go back to e-trade.

>> No.26900700

>>26899553
I hope they do but only after millions of screenshots are taken.

>> No.26900918

>>26894871
>the decision was not made in the direction of any market maker...
Except the securities firm that bailed out Melvin and who, coincidentally, is the main source of our income

>> No.26900935

>>26898982
How did you lose so much money without selling?

>> No.26901231

>>26897408
This
This
This

>> No.26901315

>>26900088
They already hid the 1 star reviews retard

>> No.26901319
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26901319

Schwab didn't shut down trading, only made GME unimaginable. You could still buy the security all day as well as call options.

This is what reddit zoomer scum get for not using a real broker.

>> No.26901344

>>26895561
Means they needed time to come up with an excuse lending to plausible deniability after they were called out

>> No.26901621

>>26897418
Beyond kys

>> No.26902292
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26902292

TD americhads keep winning

>> No.26902638

>>26901319
Does Schwab have a better interface than just their gay as fuck website? I've been using them for months but it's such a pain managing things. I mocked the shitcoin exchanges for years but Binance et al feel light years ahead in terms of UI.

>> No.26902928

Oh, that explains it. I'm super grateful for their honesty and transparency. My understanding of the situation was obviously flawed.

I'm changing my review back to five stars and investing another thousand in Apple tomorrow. Thanks again Robinhood team for all your hard work.

>> No.26903190

>>26894871
a garbage corporate PR statement
amazing how everybody just keeps up the charade in America until the legs fall out.
Everybody wants that penthouse life, nobody willing to call a spade a spade.

>> No.26903227

>>26895127
Fuck off commie

>> No.26903320
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26903320

>>26894871
Of course the market is only efficient when you work your wagie job at mccucks and spend your earnings on rent and consooming product while the man known as Shekelstein Gaschamberberg gambles you and your entire family’s savings, 401k etc. on fake chink semiconductor companies with no real product while snorting Coke off a 13 year old Colombian sex slave’s unshaven anus. Otherwise how can the amerimutt cattle know their fiat backed only by a bunch of dementia ridden career tribe of David politicians who bomb 7 year olds all across Arabia is stable?

>> No.26903503

>>26902638
Yeah they have a program called "StreetSmart Edge" for charts and stuff, you can trade there. I sometimes use it to look at level 2, but other than that I just use the website to trade. I kind of like the shitty UI tbqh, makes me feel comfy

>> No.26903821

>>26894871
imagine using RH after this, lmao. literally just IMAGINE the braindead cuck you'd have to be to do that

>> No.26904084

>>26898645
This.
Liquidity issues?

>> No.26904178
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>>26902928

>> No.26904205

>>26895852
good lord keep that schnozz below the table you fucking retarded canaanite

>> No.26904516

>>26895125
similar shit happened last year when SPCE mooned. how is anyone surprised by this?

>> No.26904669

>>26894871
they demonstrated a policy practice the complete polar opposite of "Robinhood"
they don't deserve the name

>> No.26904795

>>26895561
Familiarize yourself with pilpul

>> No.26905652

>>26901621
Go back

>> No.26906028

>>26905652
Be nice to our new friends

>> No.26906676

>>26894871
Buy TW33T to fight the system

>> No.26906791

>>26904084
by "liquidity issue" they mean its bankrupting their parent corporation because they are the ones with a massive short position against GME

>> No.26906990

>>26894871
>limited buy

how will they kike us next?

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26907007

>>26902928
kek

>> No.26907181

Get back on AMC Rocket

>> No.26907253

You guys realize that RH has been selling your order flow to hedge funds since day 1 right?

>> No.26907319

>>26894871
more leftist lies. "we stand with YOU"
*fucks us over royally*

>> No.26907502
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26907502

This ride just doesn't end. Hope they get shafted for sucking the cut cock

>> No.26907795
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26907795

>>26895852

>> No.26908287

>>26906990
>limited buy aka only hedgies can buy and you must sell