How to explain to gf i dont need to work?

[Anonymous No.26768084]

She keeps worrying about me lack of steady income. I pretty much made it already with 40k link and a couple btc.
I live within means and not as if i cashed everything out. I have not told her about my crypto but i have said my financial situation is fine.

What should i do? She keeps telling me about jobs and shit when reality is i’d be making a pittance at these entry level jobs and become a wagie again when i dont need to anymore

[Anonymous No.26768171]

>>26768084
Never tell your GF about your financial situation

[Anonymous No.26768269]

Work for a couple of months, maybe a year, make some new friends, and accumulate more link and btc with your wages then return to NEETdom after a wagie safari

[Anonymous No.26768283]

>>26768171
>>26768084
even better, you dump her and stop keeping depreciating liabilities

[Anonymous No.26768362]

>>26768084
Why not just learn a skill or a hobby. Otherwise tell her you are investing.

Also anon. 40k link is great. But you are putting your eggs all in one basket. Maybe its the right basket and you dont have to worry maybe its not and you would have wished you had other investments in addition to your 40k link

[Anonymous No.26768390]

>>26768171

Impossible pal. You gotta tell them something, just not details.
No woman worth anything will stay with someone who appears to be a lazy piece of shit with no money. Just need a way to explain it concretely without exposing details. She worries too much and i think she thinks im living on my savings iver the years which is why my financial situation is ok but it will run out or something. She doesnt know how much or from what

[Anonymous No.26768393]

Women like providers

Apparently you are just leeching from the world. You are not making anything productive to the universe.

But at least you have money so you got that going for you

[Anonymous No.26768521]

Use your monies to get an education in something like coding or engineering, and get a second profitable career.

Never chase after a bitch

[Anonymous No.26768581]

Say that you work from home, lie to her.

[Anonymous No.26768662]

>>26768084
Get a job at walmart and fuck with people. Getting fired doesn't matter

[Anonymous No.26768847]

>>26768521

Why would i do that? Why the fuck go back to waging. I waged for 10 years since age 18.
If link moons even more i have more money than a dozen people combined will make in a lifetime why would i fucking wage as a software coder especially what a shitty job, even if pays decent.

Id much rather work for my own company and do whatever the fuck i want not be a wagie. I did go back to school already to learn a language btw not being a lneet

[Anonymous No.26768861]

>>26768084
show her a few candlestick charts and say that's your job. don't have to say how much you make. spend some money occasionally so she knows you have it
simple

[Anonymous No.26768933]

>>26768662

Kek basically did tht for last year or so at my previous gig as i realised I didn’t need the job. I liked them overall tho so didn’t do it too much

[Anonymous No.26768980]

femanon here, but in my opinion, it's not the fact that you have money or not. She probably wants to see you DOING something besides being on the computer all day. Maybe you're sleeping in too late. She's just feeling you out for security. Do what you will with that

[Anonymous No.26769046]

>>26768171
/Thread

[Anonymous No.26769098]

>>26768980
also to add, if you live with your parents still, she probably wants to move out and live together with you.

[Anonymous No.26769198]

>>26768171
My father has been married to my mom thirty years. She still doesn’t know what the fuck his finances are like besides “Unless you’re asking for some dumb shit, don’t worry about the money”.

[Anonymous No.26769242]

>>26768980

I think its that. She keeps saying “steady income” too. She makes good money so she isnt worried about herself. Im also going to school basically for fun atm everyday so im not exactly being lazy.

It almost feels like even if i told her i had x million shed be worried about “steady income”

[Anonymous No.26769341]

>>26768084
Leave home and spend extended periods of time away from her. Its a concern in whether you have agency in your life, so leave her alone, give extended late replies to calls or text to appear busy or occupied. Spend that time at a friends house or family, something that wont break water. Keep up your trading using your phone or tablet, etc.

[Anonymous No.26769378]

>>26769242
women like security :/ maybe say you freelance

[Anonymous No.26769397]

>>26769098

Nah got my own apartment so its not tht either. I think she just doesn’t know how much i have. She knows im ok because i spend snd told her but she may think im just vigorously digging into years of savings or something and not just skimming some off of investments

[Anonymous No.26769413]

>>26768084
Just say you're an investor.

[Anonymous No.26769617]

>>26769198

Sounds based.

[Anonymous No.26769791]

>>26768980
shut up bitch

[Anonymous No.26769827]

>>26768662
THIS.

[Anonymous No.26769887]

Just pretend you have a job and go work out in the forest or something

[Anonymous No.26769982]

>>26768171
fpbp

[Anonymous No.26770000]

>>26768084
get a 9-5 gf

[Anonymous No.26770097]

>>26770000
quads confirms. get on the hunt for that daypussy OP

[Anonymous No.26770149]

Just tell her you're a day trader and dont go into specifics.

[Anonymous No.26770258]

>>26768980
>femanon
trans

[Anonymous No.26770429]

>>26768084
Invest like 2-4k in a certification program. You can do most in 6-12 months just coasting through mostly if you're not wage cucking full time. You have something minimal effort (like 4 hours a week of actual effort) to put on resume should you need to wage cuck again, you're better off in life, and you're making le progress so you can get the thot off your back. Most importantly, you can still trade and start investing in stonks now that pay actual dividends. And your time is still your own.

[Anonymous No.26770433]

>>26769887
based pretend job

[Anonymous No.26770707]

>>26768084
Dump her if she still doesn't trust you. You already told her you are fine. If you truly already made it, you can get a better one anyways

[Anonymous No.26770709]

>>26769242
Say you say trade on the stock market and have investments that lay dividends. You dont need to tell her how much. If she really presses, say you're dividendes pay out like 25k a quarter or somer other small and unimpressive amount.

[Anonymous No.26770807]

>>26768980
You will never be a woman.

[Anonymous No.26771024]

>>26768084
Tell her everything is okay, you have to live life with confidence and do it your own way, other people will think they know what's best for you, just be grateful for their concern

[Anonymous No.26771448]

Dump the fucking whore

[Anonymous No.26771449]

>>26768980
>femanon here
You know the rules.

[Anonymous No.26771512]

>>26768084
Sign up for Doordash or something and disappear for a few hours a day. She doesn't need to know if you're really bringing people tendies or eating your own tendies.

[Anonymous No.26771699]

>>26768269

>wagie safari

[Anonymous No.26771779]

>>26768980
Dear god women, even trans "women" such as yourself are such soul crushing hell monsters. The lot of you without exception are succubae feeding off of our vital energy while you manipulate and drive life down into its lowest forms. I wish I could brainwash myself into being a fag like those jacked and tan boomer fags in Cali who just sit around all day and fuck ass in total luxury, happy and healthy while they talk about patrician things and know all about exotic wines and cheeses and shit of that nature. That is perhaps the ultimate goal of all civilization, Plato's dream of getting jacked, tan, learning stuff and having a good time and we quite literally can never attain that for everyone because of you forever wagecuck holes. Literally ngmi

[Anonymous No.26771830]

>>26768084
Find a new gf

[Anonymous No.26771833]

>>26768980
took 3 replies for a misogynist comment.

Youre losing your touch /biz/.
Also kys fuck women

[Anonymous No.26771878]

>>26771779
Based /fit/ poster

[Anonymous No.26771944]

>>26769242
throw a real curveball and start volunteering at the humane society with your time. big brain plays

[Anonymous No.26771985]

>>26768084
Get a work from home meme job.

[Anonymous No.26772060]

>>26768084
In my late teens I remember people saying stuff like that until I bought my first house then everyone stopped.

[Anonymous No.26772482]

>>26768269
>wagie safari
top fucking kek

>>26768084
Honestly I would just hold a job just to make normalfags stop questioning things and looking at you like you have 3 heads. Just some per diem bullshit in whatever field your in, where you do something once in a blue moon. Don't make more than some extra lunch money here and there, but it's on the books and then at least you can tell people "oh yeah I do such-and-such"

[Anonymous No.26772534]

>>26768084
tell her youre going to start getting into stocks, then tell her you've been successful but lie about how much you're making. say you're making like $5k/month or something. then just hang out here with us and act like you're busy studying charts or something

[Anonymous No.26772561]

>>26769242
She hates that she has to work and you don’t. She wants to see you suffer as much as she does. She’s just being petty. If you got enough millions tell her she doesn’t have to work

[Anonymous No.26773288]

>>26768847
Nice, I'm also taking this opportunity to pursue my own business. Unluckily though I'm a finance major and in many cases my countries regulations require me to wage away before I can open my own business

[Anonymous No.26773759]

>>26768084
>Create LLC. But some office space.
>Create 2nd LLC. Rent office space from first LLC.
>Create dream man cave
>Go to "work" everyday to your dream office.
>Start a business doing food blogging or travel reviews or something very general interest.
>Write off everything as business expenses.
Profit.

[Anonymous No.26774747]

>>26768390
Just tell her you got really good at daytrading and can generate 1k a week or something. Have tradingview and binance up and some meme lines, show her a couple good trades and you're set.

[Anonymous No.26775432]

>>26768283
>depreciating liabilities
Kek fukin based. Anon just tell her that your against the system and flex a big purchase in front of her. It'll make you come off as a rebel and a baller.

[Anonymous No.26775829]

OP you basically got your answer already so idk if you'll read this, but if you really love her and aren't down to "just dump her lol" then just be somewhat honest and tell her the nature of how you make your money. Don't tell her how well off you really are, but tell her you make money through stocks or investing or something that any brainlet could understand. Maybe she'll even get interested and you can make it a thing to do together and teach her about.
If she really keeps pressing and she doesn't trust you, then that seems like a big red flag to me and maybe it's not worth at that point but give it an earnest shot beforehand

[Anonymous No.26775980]

>>26768084
Say you work at home faggot for "x company" you made up for tax purposes, buy a better PC loo professional.

[Anonymous No.26776089]

>>26768084
Just tell her and others that you're a successful day trader. Maybe pretend to look at graphs on your computer during the day.

[Anonymous No.26776171]

>>26768581
This. Tell her you do over the phone tech support. Tons of those jobs have popped up since Covid.

Tell her its like a doordash situation where you can make your own hours.

[Anonymous No.26776189]

>>26768084
Anon if she cares that much and you don’t want to tell her it’s cause she’s a normie roastie bitch

[Anonymous No.26776352]

>>26768084
Set up an online shop listing stuff for sale, like a dropshipping store, and say that you are getting steady money from it, say 2-3k a month. Basically make it seem interesting, but not that interesting. It'll essentially be a front for you.

[Anonymous No.26776527]

>>26770429
which cert programs anon. im keen to do this

[Anonymous No.26776614]

>>26771833
what do you expect? we're hosting redditors now

[Anonymous No.26776712]

>>26768084
Aren't you bored? Start a "gig" of sorts online, or even better, offline. Spend some time out of the house "working" on your gig. You're barely breaking even but building up your base for the future or some shit.
Said "gig" should be a hobby you enjoy that's not just sitting on your arse and playing vidja. It'll unironically be good for you. You don't even have to make it a gig, just spend time doing your happy and enjoying your solitude away from the gf.

[Anonymous No.26777752]

>>26776614
How? WSB has 4 million users, they can go back. I'm sure they even took some of the newfags that came prior to GME

[Anonymous No.26778292]

>>26768390
Literally just buy her a shiny rock every once in a while, they have the mentality of 5 year olds. Take her out to a fancy restaurant. She will know you're loaded

[Anonymous No.26778538]

>>26776527
Assuming you have the shekel, just cross reference what's being offered in the area you wanna live in at the nearby trade school or community college with what's practical and bordering on interesting to you. Something you may not mind doing on the occasional wage safari. Don't get jew'd though, any of those programs that are for normal union jobs like HVAC for instance are just a good old fashioned educational industrial complex jewing. If you want trade skills where the goal is to eventually become a journeyman like HVAC just go join the union and get paid to learn that particular form of wage cuckoldry. Don't be a retard like my idiot friend from HS. He spent over 2K on a gay HVAC cert he could have gotten paid to learn, ironically he did this for reasons similar to why I suggested this to OP.. BTW my fee is .003 BTC for financial advice, should I poast wallet now anon?

[Anonymous No.26778704]

>>26768084
Accuse her of wanting to fuck other men while you are at work and then have semiforced rough rage sex with her.

[Anonymous No.26778835]

>>26768084
That's not enough money to live off of your whole life unless ofc things 10x again which is possible but not somethijg you should count on (esp with LINK), you should keep working and saving while you are young.

[Anonymous No.26778963]

56k link here. Please tell me more about this vocational school? I work part time and would have to be literally retarded to fuck it up?

[Anonymous No.26779413]

>>26768084
>>26768171
Maybe it's just me but I really don't respect someone who doesn't work, I don't care if they inherited their wealth, have crypto or are poor. It doesn't have to be a wage-cage job, just write a blog or Coach kids or knit sweaters or do SOMETHING. I dated a wealthy trust fund woman with some serious money to her name. She never did shit - no productive hobbies, she didn't even stay in shape, just instagrammed on her couch all day and gained weight. I dumped her and I'm glad I did. I don't want her money or any of that shit (not that i'd see a dime anyways) but I don't want to be associated with someone like that.

I get not talking about your finances to a woman but I can see where they come from if you give off NEET vibes

[Anonymous No.26779840]

>>26779413
I don't think that's a job issue its literally cuz she's a fat slob. If she worked out at the gym every morning followed by literally doing any expensive hobby you wouldn't have minded

[Anonymous No.26779924]

>>26779413
I'm the opposite. People who work are servile scum. I immediately lose respect for someone if I find out they work of have a job. Life is about leisure. Anyone who can have leisure without working is the biggest kind of winner their is and anyone who says otherwise is a poorfag coping.

[Anonymous No.26780223]

>>26768393
Bodies rot and die. Capital is eternal you fucking worm. Sub 40 iq take fuckin off yourself

[Anonymous No.26780225]

>>26778835
>Noooo stoicbro who doesn't mind living within his means, you need spend your youth crushing your soul with the wage every chance you can
>You need to be confined in gay rooms doing pointless shit for retards every day especially when it's beautiful outside and the sun in shinning you need to be suffering breathing used air and wage cucking instead of pulling back and forming a strategy and actually making it
Um, no, sweaty. The goal is NEETing on your own terms, for as long as you can. Or to be as close as you can be to mimicking this higher life, this golden goal. There is nothing higher in fact. This is why we're here anon.
>(esp with LINK)
Get out.

[Anonymous No.26780274]

Can't tell if bait or genuine.
If genuine, I've said this before: Sell enough to buy/invest in a business where you don't have to do shit, other people work for you. All you have to do is sit on your ass and they send you money.

If this IS bait... Well plaid, I have no friends so I would talk to a brick wall that had a piece of paper with "Hello" drawn on it at this point...

[Anonymous No.26780887]

>>26779924
Post your portfolio, rich man who doesn't need to work.