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26621465 No.26621465 [Reply] [Original]

How is GameStop meant to destroy the U.S. economy? Genuine confusion, please explain this shit to me.

>> No.26621538

too many people buying battletoads

>> No.26621649

>>26621465
Its not
after I cash out at 5k a share I am going to nearest gamestop and going on a shopping spree

and I'm handing everything I bought to poor people

stop believing the short shills
they are literally paying people to shill in hopes you sell

>> No.26621655

>>26621538
I knew battletoads would be the end of us all

>> No.26621746
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GAME'S STOPPED

>> No.26622009

>>26621649
What are poor people going to do with funko pops and used games for consoles they don't own?

>> No.26622091

GAME STOP
WONT STOP

>> No.26622433

>>26621465
If they wanted to actually wreck the system they'd do exactly what they're doing, but with silver futures.

>> No.26622834

>>26621465
a bunch of hedge funds could lose billions because they tried shorting gamestop and redditors pumped the price a gorillion%

>> No.26622927

>>26621465
the banks are going to have to bail out the hedge funds once they go bankrupt. could cost trillions of dollars.

>> No.26623005

>>26622927
Still sounds like the 1%s problem.

>> No.26623087

>>26622927
How can hedge funds be allowed to short?I am serious isn't the point of an hedge fund to well hedge.
They should be investing in stocks or crypto not gambling shorts.

>> No.26623090

>>26622927
Why? Why not let the hedge funds go bankrupt?

>> No.26623110
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>>26621649
Me will cash out, and me will keep all berries. Poor Grugs can get own berries. Me buying new club.

>> No.26623196

>>26623090
(((why))) indeed

>> No.26623233

>>26623090
Because that would be capitalism and that's bad. We have socialism that we call capitalism, see the difference?

>> No.26623272

>>26623090
bad for business

>> No.26623340

>>26621538
>>26621655
Hey, you guys are still here? Phew

>> No.26623414

>app is called robinhood
>money being transferred from the uberrich to the everyday gamestop fan

kino.

>> No.26623466

>>26623087
It isnt their money.

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>>26621465
What economy?
Now it's 90% WallStreet, 10% food stamps. At least Orange man bad!

>> No.26623614

>>26622927
What exactly are hedge funds.
t. newfag

>> No.26623647

>>26623087
>isn't the point of an hedge fund to well hedge.
you'd think so, but a certain tribe of people just can't help themselves.

>> No.26623664

>>26621538
fuck rat race

>> No.26623799

>>26623614
a row of thick bushes that have coins and some bills in them

>> No.26623800

>>26623614
rich people's money managed by wall street big shots.

>> No.26623895

>>26623005
and the 1% will make it your problem

>> No.26623932

>>26622927
Based
Fuck em

>> No.26623947

>>26621465
Is Gamestop the DSP of corporate retail?
Just when you think they're out, they're back stronger than ever.

>> No.26624457

>>26623090
because capitalism is for goys

>> No.26624462

>>26621649
You aren’t getting $5k retard. That’s like a $300bn valuation. No one is paying that.

>> No.26624515

>>26621538
I here rick from pawnstars has some copies of battletoads maybe that can alleviate the squeeze

>> No.26624586
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>>26622927
>the banks are going to have to bail out the hedge funds once they go bankrupt. could cost trillions of dollars.

>> No.26624626

>>26623895
This. I swear to fuck half the folks on nubiz were born yesterday.

>> No.26624681

>>26624462
5k it is then

>> No.26624718

>>26621465
read this
>>26624644

>> No.26624779

>>26621649
>5k

Absolute sheer and utter delusion. Can't you kids learn lessons without losing money?

>> No.26624903

>>26622927
oh no don't stop

>> No.26624943

>>26622927
>Take a risk
>People find out you are over leveraged
>They start buying your short in mass
>Uh actually our risk was too great now we need a bailout

I cannot wait to see the seething.

>> No.26625058

>>26621465
>Be me
>Go to Gamestop
>Ask for a copy of the latest Atelier
>The manager is in a space suit desperately holding onto a sprinkler pipe as the gravity of the situation is forcing him into the ceiling
>The pipe shatters and the ensuing downpour muffles a meek "roger that" as he blasts through the ceiling, presumably to the moon
>Turn 360 degrees away and slip on the wet floor
>Spaghetti falls out of my pockets

FUCKING GAMESTOP

>> No.26625070

>>26624462
People who are legally obligated to close expiring naked calls and short positions that break their margin will pay whatever shareholders tell them to pay.

>> No.26625298

>>26621465
We told you not to mess with us gamers...

>> No.26625420
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>>26621465
This whole thing is insane. This piece of shit company should have been done and buried a decade ago. This company is a fucking monster that will not die!

>> No.26625428

>>26625070
They will pay extension fees and wait out the weak hands. Worst case is they go insolvent and negotiate an exit with the holder of their shorts. Melvin aren’t paying $300bn at $5k a share. It isn’t happening. Anyone who thinks it is is going to get rug pulled badly.

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>>26621465
BUY BATTLE TOADS!! HEDGE YOUR BETZ!!

>> No.26626224

>>26621649
HODL until 100k a share faggot

>> No.26626894
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>>26623895
This may be the spark that lights the political powder keg the US is sitting on.

>> No.26627869

>>26621465
Ok fags here’s the deal. GameStop is rebranding to Endgame and they will rollout a monolithic hardware software as a service that will capture the data of every gamer for battle ai for our war with China. Musk is going to use his juice to pump his Mars bags and preemptively kneecap chinese upstarts. The Mars race is his to win and the Chinese are the only obstacle. Remember to never ever sell. Anyone who doesn’t understand the implications of this and is holding btc is getting rekt. This is gonna flip Amazon. Boggs will bankrupt every central bank on earth and you will just watch? Or do you wish to profit?

>> No.26627932

>>26621465
It won't, the fed will print money to cover the shorts.

>> No.26628032
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26628032

>YFW GME will be the fail nail in the coffin that contains the US economy