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>reddit removes wsb for blatantly breaking the law
>those retards get rounded up and charged
>gamestop goes belly up because it's literally just dead
>shorts make massive gains
Give one reason why this isn't going to be the case, and no, "but the hedgefund was illegal cause I said so" doesn't count

>> No.26557094

>>26557064
Because boomers are retarded. You can't prove me wrong because I'm right. GME $100k EOW

>> No.26557100

>>26557064
> those retards blatantly breaking the law
Explain to me how they are breaking the law? Are you a hedgie? Are you mad REDDIT fucked you over? lmao

>> No.26557245

>>26557100
I hope for your sake your memeing anon. Look it up, what they are doing is illegal and there is going to be some major consequences

>> No.26557347

>>26557245
Burden of proof is on you. It's not insider trading, it's not lying about the price so you're kind of SOL. Stay mad.

>> No.26557528

>>26557245
What exactly is illegal about buying stocks?

>> No.26557557

>>26557245
fagt

>> No.26557642
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26557642

>>26557100
checked he mad

>> No.26557700

>>26557528
Coordinated pump is illegal.

>> No.26557702

>>26557245
>Look it up, what they are doing is illegal and there is going to be some major consequences
> Group of autistic redditfags notice hedgies try to SHORT GME
> redditfags notice
> start buying GME fucking over the hedgies for being greedy fuckfaces
literal NPC tier. I bet you're getting your info from CNN or some shit. What they are doing ISN'T illegal.

>> No.26557733

>>26557064
at this point everyone knows the fix.
they've been explaining this shit to plumbers and welders for months.

even if they shut down /wsb/, some of these retards just won't fucking sell.
they know how to check yahoo finance now to see the short positions.

it's kind of like how /r/the_zognald turned them all into judicial experts because of the FISA shit.

>> No.26557772

>>26557700
Ah yes, let's blame reddit for noticing hedgies shorting GME and trying to manipulate weak hands into selling their GME. Not manipulative at all.
> hedgies get fucked
> "ILLEGAL!!!!!!! SHUT DOWN WSB!!!!!"
lol

>> No.26557818

>>26557733
>even if they shut down /wsb/, some of these retards just won't fucking sell.
>they know how to check yahoo finance now to see the short positions.
That's what you get when you impose restrictions preventing people from going about their days. They start getting ideas and fuck over their masters. covid really fucked EVERYONE over. kek

>> No.26557819

>>26557064
didnt they just decide to hold? I dont see how thats against the law. retards who short and get government bailouts deserve to lose, especially over shorting a video game seller during a pandemic lol

>> No.26557825

>>26557702
someone finally fucking did it:
they weaponized reddit's groupthink.

and it's going to destroy the whole fucking financial system.

>> No.26557836

>>26557245
they dunked on the hedge bears and its based
i swear bears are some of the biggest pussies in stock and crypto, they talk big game and cry when shit dont go their way

>> No.26557839

>>26557825
good
also bought some NOK and BB
let's do this

>> No.26557879

>>26557064
I could see the sub getting banned, and maybe a few "ringleaders" losing their positions, but what is illegal? This isn't price fixing or insider trading.

>> No.26557959

>>26557772
So you literally admit what your doing is illegal but it's ok because hedge bad? ;:/

>> No.26558119

>>26557959
>So you literally admit what your doing is illegal but it's ok
Nah, more that I didn't care about my grammar b/c /biz/.
> hedgies try to short GME - manipulating weak hands to sell even lower to increase profit margins
> redditfags who are locked inside because of restrictions spend days looking at stocks
> come across GME and notice the shorting
> "HOLY SHIT BUY GME!!!"
> buy GME
> hedgies forced to buy back at higher fucking themselves over for being greedy and continuing to short
> blame redditfags or noticing the shorting
You're blaming people for noticing hedgies got caught with their dicks out? lol

>> No.26558198

>>26557064
imagine siding with the kikes

>> No.26558253

>>26557245
the absolute state

>> No.26558259

>>26557245
Get dunked on hedgefag

>> No.26558264
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26558264

>>26557064
the reason this doesnt happen all the time is because most stocks are shorted around 20%-30%

main wall street got greedy, surprise surprise
r*ddit wall street figured out the gaff and exploited it

if the SEC punishes retail for the one fucking time it gets one over on wall street then fuck this gay earth

>> No.26558389

>>26558198
>>26558253
>>26558259
>hedges are like the dark side man, your siding with Voldimort bro
Pathetic, enjoy prison

>> No.26558473

>>26558389
Think this guy is some paid pajeet shill paid from hedgie intern. who paid you?

>> No.26558608

>>26558389
No laws were broken, get over it

>> No.26558659

>>26558389
Remember, reddit is just in it for the memes, so their purchase and or comment on said purchase is just sattire. Game over for the hedgies

>> No.26558759

>>26557879
It is illegal to make money unless you are one of (((them))).

>> No.26558793

>>26557064
>Be me
>Want to invest in stocks
>Find a stock that's undervalued
>Invest in it
>Tell people I think the stock is undervalued
>They look at the stock, and they in turn tell their friends that the stock is undervalued
>Unfortunately I'm not circumcised so this was illegal for me to do
>Knock Knock
>It's the FBI
>They break open the door
>Get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur

>> No.26558849

As a viewer on the sidelines I hope the institutions get fucked and then redditors get arrested and raped in jail

>> No.26558868

>>26558793
Are you actually uncircumcised? Why didn't your parents love you and why won't you man up now and do it?

>> No.26558879

>>26557700
It’s uncoordinated though , they just went full hive mind on this one

>> No.26558888

>>26557245
Freeze peach nigga

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26558925

>>26557245
Melvin Capital Management has to be here seething right now KEK. Nobody on /biz/ gets mad at someone for making money, especially not when it's also fucking over kikes.

>> No.26558943

>>26558868
>Are you actually uncircumcised? Why didn't your parents love you
ok good now we all know you're jewish.

>> No.26559040

To everyone saying "We're DEFINITELY not coordinated" keep in mind there is literally a thread up tell people how to do this shit and that they are expressly doing it to financially ruin the folk shorting gamestop (an awful company) so maybe get your story straight with your co-conspirators

>> No.26559051

>>26558868
The term you're looking for is intact, Ishmael.

>> No.26559104

>>26558943
Literally all women agree it's disgusting, just cut it off

>> No.26559128

>>26558759
This

>> No.26559186

>>26559104
when i don't drink enough water my knuckles dry out and bleed if I scrape them too hard. only way to prevent this is to either drink water or use cream
my question for you is this: do you have to moisturize your dick to prevent it from cracking?

>> No.26559192

>>26559104
you are a virgin stop larping

>> No.26559263
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26559263

>>26558868
Shalom. I am impressed and humbled by your talmudry. Let us drink to your cunning. L'chaim!

>> No.26559305

>>26559040
gas yourself

>> No.26559346

>>26557245
Just shut the fuck up you retarded dog

>> No.26559383

>>26557064
>HOW DARE THE GOYIM FUCK UP OUR MONEY GAMES
>GOLEMS! ATTACK! SEND THEM TO THE DUNGEON!
I grow to hate the perfidious, greedy, hypocritical Jew more every day.

>> No.26559459

>>26559040
Seethe more Abraham

>> No.26559478
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26559478

>Gamestop could issue new shares and pay for their rent/debt.
>People can assign whatever intrinsic value they want, IE Tesla, Porsche 911, G32 Skylines, Supras, etc. If people say it is worth $100 and wont sell for less, that is the value
>SEC will not round up millions of retail investors. Worst case it finds some scape goats, increases regulations for retail investors, etc.

>> No.26559490

*sniff* *sniff* smells like your on the sidelines for this one.

>> No.26559561

>>26559040
Dude, you're definitely a hedgie fund intern or someone's son. Listen, this is what you get for 2008. Fuck you.

>> No.26559567

>>26558389
why are you such a faggot, it doesn't have to be this way, you could not be a faggot.

>> No.26559582

>>26557700
Nope.

>> No.26559611

>>26559104
Gas yourself

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26559709

>>26557245
here retard

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26559759

>>26557245
>>26559709
dilate

>> No.26559803

>>26559709
Funny thing is, they got caught with their dicks out this time from shorting GME so fucking hard, and now they are going to pay the price. kek

>> No.26559895

>>26558264
((They)) will punish the goyim for trying to get rich.

>> No.26559902

>>26559759
https://www.sec.gov/investor/pubs/regsho.htm
7. Although some short squeezes may occur naturally in the market, a scheme to manipulate the price or availability of stock in order to cause a short squeeze is illegal.

>> No.26559930

>capitalism is bad if the jews lose money
>lets make new regulations!

>> No.26559971

>>26559902
I'm just buying it because I like Gamestop.

>> No.26559988

>>26559902
>a scheme to manipulate the price or availability of stock in order to cause a short squeeze is illegal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fm2mlT7q7mY&ab_channel=DroolWaffles

>> No.26560037

>>26557700
they publicly announced they were shorting it
not illegal to notice that, post about it on a public forum, and bankrupt some greedy jews

>> No.26560066

>>26557959
no he's making fun of the screeching

>> No.26560095

>>26559902
Based. Fuck them up SEC. I wanna see Reddit banned by end of week.

>> No.26560126

ROFL SEEMS LIKE I FOUND NEW GEM
>DDIM GOT 23$ JUST FOR 2 WEEKS
NEW GREEAT FARMING POOL
STAY POOR I WILL GET IT

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26560140

>>26559895

>> No.26560196

Could Melvin just buy gamestop with their 2.7 billion now?

>> No.26560297

>>26557528
https://www.sec.gov/investor/pubs/regsho.htm

>> No.26560306

How is an organized pump and dump even determined? If I tell all my friends to buy a stock does that count? Can't be.

>> No.26560315

>>26560297
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fm2mlT7q7mY&ab_channel=DroolWaffles

Good luck.

>> No.26560362

>>26557064
Lmao people are actually falling for this larp

>> No.26560367
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26560367

>>26557064
I don't get it. I am a retard and this is my first time on /biz/ after glancing at reddit. I don't see a single argument why they think gamestop is a valuable company that will continue to make money.

Aren't you supposed to invest in ideas that have value? Also do they really think they can out jew the jew?

>> No.26560427

>>26559628

>> No.26560493

>>26560367
there is a lot of value to be found in fucking over the rich

>> No.26560524

Is BB the next ideal target?
Asking for a friend that works for the SEC and also might just be me.

>> No.26560567

>>26557700
Did you lose some money Jew? Too bad.

>> No.26560613

>>26560493
you seem to be missing the point that the jews have all the media, courts, various government positions to prop themselves up with.

They will cheat. Just like how congress is allowed to do insider trading.

>> No.26560666

>>26560367
The "idea that has value" here is that there are a ton of people short selling this stock, and redditors aren't going to sell them back, driving the prices up as short sellers try to buy it back in order to reduce their losses.

>> No.26560728

>>26560367
If I say a banksy painting is worth a $1M and wont sell, then that is the value. If I wont sell my Ferrari GTO for less than $70M, that is how much it is worth. Regardless of the cost of the components to make it. Tesla is not worth the market price if you follow stock market fundamentals. Fan boys boost up prices all the time.

>> No.26560779

>>26560613
yeah probably but you might as well go for it while you have the chance. at the very least you have this week to make an easy profit off these clowns before it's all shut down.

>> No.26560806

>>26559988
Check'd n kek'd

>> No.26560837

>>26557700
Pump n dump requires lying about a company's performance to boost or tank the stock in order for it to be illegal. they didn't make a single claim about gamestop because they don't know a single thing about gamestop. Sorry you shorted GME, better luck next time

>> No.26560860

>>26557245
Jim Cramer said it isnt illegal and thats the only anecdote i need to HODL

>> No.26560921

>>26560666
Well if it works that'd be neat to watch.

But I don't believe frivolous anonymous alliances will stand up to organizations with a corrupt government backing them.

Good luck.

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26560948

>>26557064
>reddit broke the law
>but the hedgefund didn't

>> No.26560971

>>26560095
>hedges get pwned
>reddit gets pwned
seems like a win win whichever way the coin flips

>> No.26560979

>>26559104
>He will never feel the loving warmth of his foreskin cupping the head of his penis
How do I profit off this guys?

>> No.26560992

hedge boomers get the rope. day of the pillow soon

>>26557064
i don't even care that I'm donating to reddit, I just want to see you fuckers eat shit

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26561102

>>26558389
>THEY ARE JUST LIKE MY FAIRYTALE VILLAINS
fucking hang yourself while i rape your mother in front of your swinging corpse. You inbred, room temperature IQ, reddit nigger

>> No.26561336

>>26560779
Worth a try. Most people are buying small quantities anyways.

>> No.26561355

>>26560921
But they already fucked then over. The price quintupled

>> No.26561364

>>26557825
so much this

>> No.26561368

>>26557064
The government funds are playing the long, and will dump while u hold bags.