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>forget to pull back foreskin and my piss goes everywhere
How do I profit off of that?

>> No.26504098

>>26503895
let rabbi have a little succ

>> No.26504181

>>26503895
This post was made by someone who has never had a foreskin.

>> No.26504193

He doesnt piss in the sink
Anon i..

>> No.26504211

>>26503895
Best thread on biz right now

>> No.26504215

>>26504181
hahahahha /thread + kike OP detected or burger

>> No.26504216

>>26504181
My foreskin is velvety soft and I just stuck my finger inside of it.

>> No.26504224

>>26504181
Foreskin gone. Never in my life have i ever thought, damn i wish I had some extra stinky skin around the tip of my penis.

>> No.26504234

>>26504181
>Americans are waking up

DUMP IMMINENT

>> No.26504249
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26504249

>>26504193
Is this a joke? are we NOT meant to piss in the sink? I always do to save water.

>> No.26504281

>>26504249
Doesn't it stain it? You have to clean out your sink. What happens when you shave and you get piss remnants?

>> No.26504298

>>26504249
I recently started pissing in the sink as well, never will I go back

>> No.26504306

>>26504249
based sink peeer

>> No.26504312

I don't know what having a foreskin is like, because a kike doctor convinced my parents it was a good idea to have it chopped off.

>> No.26504333

>>26504312
It's really nice. It's cosy and protected.

>> No.26504419

>>26503895
you have been hitting it with a hammer first? Right anon?

>> No.26504432

>>26504419
Does that make the pee go faster?

>> No.26504484

>>26504312
It's like your pee pee is receiving a hug

>> No.26504510

>>26503895
>find others who have the same problem
>create a game show out of it where contestants take turns pissing on things
>profit $$$

>> No.26504515

>>26504484
Is it toasty underneath there at the moment? Can you check for me?

>> No.26504623

>>26504515
I just peeled it back and rubbed my thumb along the skin below the head, smells like cottage cheese

>> No.26504638

>>26504623
Does it taste like it, too?

>> No.26504698

>>26504638
My cat doesn't talk desu

>> No.26504756
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26504756

>>26503895
>Not pissing your pants
ngmi.

>> No.26504805

>>26504756
I never shake off the droplets so I normally always have a wet patch in my big boy underwear.

>> No.26504910

>>26504432
yeh, it's like a turbo for your peepee

>> No.26505235

>>26504249
I always pee outside in my backyard that's way I save 2€ every month poorfags

>> No.26505259

>>26504181
You shouldn't pee like that anyway. It's unsanitary.

>> No.26505302

>>26505259
Sucking baby dick blood like your subhuman culture does is unsanitary you pdo kike

>> No.26505310

>>26504224
Foreskin intact. Never in my life have i ever thought, damn i wish part of my drick was surgically removed without my consent

>> No.26505346
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26505346

>>26504216
>My foreskin is velvety soft and I just stuck my finger inside of it
That's a good feel

>> No.26505391

This thread is full of seething cut yids

>> No.26505402

>>26504224
Hahaha cope and seethe
The Goyim News Network programmed you well didn't it anon

>> No.26505418

>>26504249
>Is this a joke? are we NOT meant to piss in the sink?
I used to, but now I pee by squeezing my foreskin shut so the piss makes a foreskin balloon and I eventually release it which splatters piss all over the place

>> No.26505468

>>26505418
Feels pretty good doesn't it, kind of like giving it a power wash from the inside.
Haha imagine having a jewish doctor surgically remove your dick skin because your parents are too retarded to tell you to wash it when you;re 11

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26505471

>>26503895
>pull back my foreskin

>> No.26505543

>>26503895
cut it off and sell it to cosmetics companies
.. except the rabbi got there before you

>> No.26505583

>>26504224
Tranny here, can relate. Penis gone. Never in my life have I ever thought, damn I wish I had some extra stinky penis around my mangina.

>> No.26505724

>>26505418
Is what what they mean by 'pump and dump'?

>> No.26506147
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26506147

>>26503895
>Always irritated whenever I took a piss since it would double stream and hit my pants or the floor
>Used to block the stream with my hand, so only my hand got soaked in piss
>When I turned 17 I finally realized I could just pull my foreskin back and have a regular fucking piss

>> No.26506273

>>26503895
haha niggers i never pull my foreskin back, and a thick singular straight stream of piss comes out without me ever pissing over shit. feels good to know that others dont enjoy this privilege

>> No.26506301

>>26504312
its like putting pee pee in vaniga

>> No.26506322

Fucking fudders can’t get that no one will use their shittokens

>> No.26506328

>>26503895

>having forskin

>> No.26506358

>>26506147
That's a real chad move, my fren.

>> No.26506569

how do you amerimutts do it? the exposed tip of my dick sticking to my underwear is the most unpleasant feeling i know. i cant imagine my entire cockhead having to go through that

>> No.26506639

>>26503895
Get a gallon jug and slip it around your benis then use the collected peepee and trickle it onto your neighbors flowers at 5:30 AM every morning

>> No.26506679

>>26506569
Yeah man. That's why it has to get crusty and disgusting to 'protect' it.

>> No.26506714

>>26503895
You have to short your dick, hence why rabbis always try and get there first

>> No.26506941

>>26503895
haha idk lol i dont really know how that would even be like since i dont have a foreskin anymore haha
sometimes its funny wondering how having your whole dick intact would feel like, i have no idea lol haha

>> No.26507059

>>26506569
they lose sensitivity over time

>> No.26507067
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26507067

>>26506147
>tfw have no foreskin but have massive double stream at every piss anyway for whatever fucking reason and it still soaks my pants

>> No.26507187

>>26507067
try pulling it ba...
oh

>> No.26507967

>>26504249
Lmao. I actually piss in the same jug I drink out of, simply because its my own pee and I just wash it out and dump it into the sink. Pee is also antibacterial/sterile. Flushing a toilet, using 10l of water for 500-1000ml of piss is bullshit.

>> No.26508039

are you meant to pull back foreskin when you pee? I've been doing it wrong all this time

>> No.26508069

>>26508039
yes, it helps you not splash
but it's optional if you want the pee to be a bit more hectic and live dangerously

>> No.26508108

>>26503895
This is a demoralization thread to attack people who were circumcised at birth.
And it's going to work, too.
Because people who got the most sensitive part of their dick chopped off as a baby think about what they are missing out on every day.
Masturbating and having sex is pointless without foreskin.
The funny thing is, even going the tranny route won't solve this problem, because a tranny vagina would work 10 times better with the original foreskin to give it more sensitivity.

>> No.26508126

>>26507059
wtf, why hasn't anyone put stop to this yet

>> No.26508190
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26508190

>>26504216
How do I cope with having my foreskin stolen from me bros?

>> No.26508212

>>26508108
But if you never had it, what are you really missing?

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26508277

Anons, I just forgot to pull it back... again. I pissed on the floor again.

>> No.26508314

>>26508126
The pain in the trauma of doing it also permanently alters their brains.

>> No.26508330
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26508330

>>26504224
Cope. You may as well not have a penis if you had your foreskin removed, which means you're basically a tranny.

>> No.26508355

>>26508108
I dont want to sound petty, but every single woman prefers cut peni over the meat cap filled with goop and bacteria.
Uncut dicks look animalistic, but not in the good way.

>> No.26508441

>>26504224
If you've cut off part of your dick you might as well just cut the rest of it off and get it over with.

>> No.26508449

>>26508355
>every single woman
Anon... this is not true. I could walk into a bar in the US, just talk and they would swarm over my smelly dick because my accent is attractive to them and it's normal where I am to not mutilate children. Women find that attractive. Your women want you to be mutilated.

>> No.26508485

>>26508355
Maybe in muttland and israel.. The rest of the world doesn't sexually molest children with knives at birth

>> No.26508576

>>26508190
suicide, try again in your next life.

>> No.26508633

>>26508355
I have successfully bedded 4 women in my life and not one of them have complained or said I wish your dick was mutilated.

>> No.26508685

>>26508355
Ahahahahahha cope mutt

>> No.26508706

Angion method
Thought everyone?

>> No.26508924

>>26508355
hello...? cope department?

>> No.26509230

>>26505418
I used to do this, but the mess is too much

>> No.26509484

>>26508355
t.never had a foreskin

>> No.26509532

>>26507967
Anon pee is not sterile

>> No.26509552

>>26508190
pray with me
God i thank you for the serenity to accept the things i cant change
i thank you for the courage to change the things that i can
and i thank you for the wisdom to know between the two

>> No.26509624

>>26509552
based

>> No.26509787

>>26508039
Yes.
Though I don't pull it when I have to pee and have a boner for whatever reason

>> No.26510623

>>26509787
but that causes problems of having to lean over

>> No.26510661

>>26503895
You won't have problems with your foreskin if you cut it off

>> No.26510679

>>26504224
>he doesnt even contemplate the aroma.
Kek, you dont know what you're missing pal.

>> No.26511024

>>26510679
That sweaty cock smell is nice.

>> No.26511328

I don't get uncutfags obsession with cutfags. Sure, I would rather my penis wasn't mutilated as a child, and I certainly won't have my sons circumcised, but I've never known any different and there's nothing I can do about it, so personally, worrying about it seems pretty pathetic, even a little psychotic to be honest.
>inb4 rabbi

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