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I revealed my power level to my cousin. I told him I turned $3K to $15K using crypto. Why am I so goddamn retarded? Why couldn’t I keep my goddamn mouth shut?!

>> No.26484277

>>26484252
Is your cousin a girl?

>> No.26484287

>>26484252
>$3K to $15K
>power
wut

>> No.26484318

>>26484252
You're going to be the talk of the town!

>> No.26484319

>>26484252
You're hollow weak man that seeks validation from npcs. FUCK YOU

>> No.26484332

>>26484252
I hate when rich first world fags post the problems to this board. If I had the money I would be set for life

>> No.26484361

>>26484252
bro $15k is nothing just shut ur mouth if he asks about it again just say its going ok or that you ended up losing it

>> No.26484366

>>26484252
Don't tell anyone your gains.

Then you don't have to lie to them when you lose a bunch of money...

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>>26484319
this.

>> No.26484394

>>26484252
woah holy shit OP are you a financial genius?

>> No.26484401

>>26484332
in what country does $15k set you up for life? lmao not even in Somalia would that be enough

>> No.26484403

>>26484252
Your cousin still thinks you’re retard and now a liar. She also will never suck your dick.

>> No.26484460

>>26484252
My sister and brother know I hold crypto.
My brother specifically knows I have a suicide stake of LINKies. Its a only a matter of time.

>> No.26484527

>>26484252
just tell people you "dabble in that crypto stuff" because "it seems cool you know?", nothing more.

>> No.26484550

IMO only talk about crypto to your parents and only if you have in mind helping them throughout their whole life, and maybe, your brothers.

EVERYONE ELSE, NEVER NEVER MENTION CRYPTO OR YOU WILL LIKELY COMMENCE SUFFERING

>> No.26484577

>>26484332
where the fuck are you? I want to be set for life too

>> No.26484594

>>26484252
are you poor?

>> No.26485094
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>>26484550
What about sisters?

>> No.26485155

>>26485094
Never.

>> No.26485172

>>26484527
I didn’t want to seem like a loser for doing literally nothing all winter break but I should’v just said that. I’m retarded. Hopefully he doesn’t think that’s a lot of money.

>> No.26485174

>>26484332
just kys and be set for life

>> No.26485257

>>26484252
I made the same mistake with my family and now they ask me for financial advice. But I'm autistic as fuck and just invest in whatever /biz/ is shilling. Feels bad that people think you're a smart successful Chad but it's all a lie. I'm just a retard who gets his advice from a Moroccan spice trading forum.

>> No.26485301

I know the feel bro. I told my brother about it because maybe I wanted to give him hope or maybe to flex on him. Seems like my past keeps dragging my future back.

>> No.26485325

>>26484550
I take care of my cousin in exchange for sex.

>> No.26485343

>>26485094
dont

>> No.26485366

>>26485257
Kek, same boat. All I say now is "I do research and read" with a straight face, while in my mind all I see are the Pepes and pink wojacks daily.

>> No.26485368

>>26485257
same here. im a fucking dumbass and have a shit job that pays only 45K here. im 33 years old. but i bought 30K LINK because biz shilled it so well. hopefully i will retire this year

>> No.26485380

>>26484252
Uh oh look out everyone, OP is Mr. Big man with enough gains to buy a used Honda Fit

>> No.26486087

>>26484252
How’s you do it ?

>> No.26486896

>>26484332
If there is any place where 15k sets you for life, it has to be such a shithole that you'd get killed the second you tried to spend it.

This or you are like 80 years old.

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>>26485094
Certainly not

>> No.26487806

>>26484319
I remind myself of this whenever I feel an urge to brag about crypto to my parents.

>> No.26487841

>turned 3k into 20k in 3 months
>literally nobody cares or should care because I have a job and talk to people with jobs

How fucking poor are you?

>> No.26487860

>>26484252
>$3K to $15K using crypto
come on bro, no one cares about your lunch money gains

>> No.26487878

>>26487806
Nigger, if you think your parents are NPC, you have way more shit to worry about than that.

>> No.26487880

>>26484252
I turned $3k to $50k with LINK alone, and I made the mistake of telling several people. Most of them also own link and have done well, but I need to quiet down. Luckily my family is still in the dark. Still, it's not a crazy amount of money so it's not that important

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I did this. Got wound up talking to a friend of a friend who is big into crypto. Revealed to him and my friend that I have 10,000 link. FUCK.

>> No.26487971

>>26484252
>revealed my power level
...so did you say anything about the jews?

>> No.26487988

>>26484277
>I told him

>> No.26488064

>>26485325
Dangerously based

>> No.26488097

>>26485380
Kek

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>Tell me father how well muh cryptos are doing
>later hear him on the phone with relatives boasting about how much money I made, even telling them the exact amount
>get a text message a few days later from a cousin asking me to show him "this crypto shit lol"

>> No.26488676

>>26484252
pride

>> No.26488767

>>26488470
imagined that exact scenario. if you ever make it dont tell anyone.
>make millions on crypto
>tell parents/friends
>parents tell their friends and parent cause retarded
>friends talk to their friends
your gonna have "lost family", threats.
dont tell anyone

>> No.26488915

>>26488470
Tell him you made a wrong call and lost everything

>> No.26489167

>>26488767
How can you not tell anyone, but suddenly can afford to take long vacations, buy a big house, pay of all your debts and drive a lambo?

>> No.26489227

>>26485366
Lmfao life is a trip

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26489275

Can someone give me a rundown on why talking about crypto is bad?

>> No.26489292

If they ask, tell them you bought Apple and Tesla stock a long time ago and you forgot about it.

>> No.26489402

>>26489275
people think we're rich
people think we're dark web drug dealers and criminals

>> No.26489593

>>26485094
Only if you trust them with your life.

>> No.26489707

>>26489593
Just because you trust someone with your life doesnt mean you should trust them with your money

>> No.26489740

>>26489275
You don't want people to know you have money anon. The bragging rights aren't worth it

>> No.26489772

>>26484252
I regret telling my mom about a 25,000% gain on my ChainLink position

>> No.26489774

>>26487988
>him
so it's a woman

>> No.26489898

>>26484252
I like talking to my dad about crypto, but telling my friends about it was a bad mistake
>tell friend to buy ETH, he dumps 10k up to 1,100 then panic sells a couple weeks ago when it dipped to 950
>tell him to buy link at 12, he panic sells it all a week later at 11
>tell him to buy UNI at 5, panic sells again when it was crabbing at 3
>tells me to "never talk to him about crypto again" and "keep my advice to myself"
Don't tell retards about crypto, they will not have the balls for the market and eventually blame you for it.

>> No.26489980

>>26484550
kek all told all my friends already, get fucked

>> No.26489988

>>26484252
writing this for my own sake, first of all.
you fucked up by not revealing your net earnings, you fucked up by getting a hit of dopamine off telling someone how much better you are and then twice by posting about it here, should just stuck with the latter desu, now your time spent on telling ppl how great you are is ganna get to your head and affect your trades, plus give the false impression to ppl not important (i tell my mom and dad my earnings cause it extends their life and makes them(me) happy) could give a fuck about the lives of other fuckheads who don't give a fuck if i die right now and will try to use my death to further their image.

drop your cousin, disappear from society save work and getting necessesities and just fucking accumulate in secrecy. train your mind that its all a game and test, and that getting 10000 eth is like beating a level in a ez ass game, thats it.
never tell anyone until your fucking mere essence is glistening and gold bullions are just pouring out your pockets like negro falls.
that is the goal.

>> No.26490162

>>26489275
A. People get mad/jealous of you if its pumping
B. They will laugh at you and call you a retard when it dumps

>> No.26490196

>>26484401
Most of the world, you'd be shocked.

>> No.26490279

>>26489275
If you have a decent relationship with your friends or family it isn't a problem. Many people here don't, so it is.

>> No.26490547

Wow anon, you almost have one half of one bitcoin. Congrats for your poverty!

>> No.26490559

>>26490162
then your friends are retarded, get a good ones

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26490605

I tell my family because i want them to make it too

>> No.26490617

my whole goal is to make enough to buy my house from my parents


but i dont leave the house


if i make it what do i say lol

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>>26489275
they'll torture you for your precious bitties

>> No.26491486

>>26484332
you make 15k in less than a year of minimum wage cucking lel

>> No.26491567

>>26489167
Private equity.

>> No.26491575

>>26489275
Because if you're related to a bunch of assholes they'll start bugging you for money like a hobo in San Francisco.