/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.26482441]

Lum edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://e-hentai.org/g/1759272/c1c4b2d923/
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Options!!??

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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>>26479544

[Anonymous No.26482455]

Based Lum.

[Anonymous No.26482464]

>>26482441
first pog

[Anonymous No.26482477]

Brady winning is bullish as fuck

[Anonymous No.26482485]

THIS THREAD IS AN N WORD FREE ZONE

[Anonymous No.26482508]

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

[Anonymous No.26482519]

You’re not a high iq trader if you don’t agree with this

[Anonymous No.26482528]

>AMC
ahahahaAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.26482534]

CRBP subhumans.

[Anonymous No.26482539]

>>26482441
Please no not you, stop this CLF genocide. I really want to sell my bags with at least 1 dollar profit. Can you go on vacation or something?

[Anonymous No.26482540]

>>26482485
Shut up nigger

[Anonymous No.26482545]

First for LFAP

[Anonymous No.26482550]

Who else holding NOK and BB?

[Anonymous No.26482559]

>>26482485
Just to clarify, you can say nigger but you can't be one.

[Anonymous No.26482566]

>>26482441
my beautiful wife

[Anonymous No.26482573]

Reminder to buy AQB and join the salmon brotherhood on open tmmrw

[Anonymous No.26482632]

>>26482573
Already in bro.

Might sell sing and bfarf tomorrow and buy atos April 2.50 calls.

[Anonymous No.26482640]

I HATE AMC BUT IM STILL HOLDING
I DONT EVEN LIKE MOVIE THEATERS
THIS COMPANY IS GOING BANKRUPT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAv

[Anonymous No.26482643]

>>26482441
Who is this Lum you speak of and where can I see his dick?

[Anonymous No.26482644]

Price predictions for GME eow.

[Anonymous No.26482642]

>>26482562
> cheap
be careful fren. It was over $2 in AH. Which means if it dropped back to original price you could lose over 50% of your cash very quickly if situation changed.

[Anonymous No.26482650]

>>26482485
Nomies out reee?

[Anonymous No.26482658]

ETF Chads

[Anonymous No.26482676]

>>26482534
Catalyst when?

[Anonymous No.26482684]

I'm thinking of going all in on QQQ since literally all of their holdings are having earnings this week. thoughts

[Anonymous No.26482697]

>>26482644
>$115, all call options end ITM, market makers suicide

[Anonymous No.26482711]

>>26482522
the general argument was the referring to the period between the fall of rome and the rennisance as a "dark age" or a "slide back in science and technology" is false, I guess this has kinda gone out of style now but when I was in school they basically teach you that after rome the church fucked everything up until the 1400s, which is false.
Also shows how many things were developed in the east or middle east but never used because their societies were so formal or mystical and then europeans would get their hands on the tech and completely change the world with it

[Anonymous No.26482712]

>>26482650
>Nomies
UwU

[Anonymous No.26482723]

>>26482477
What's the Tom Brady of stocks?

[Anonymous No.26482735]

[Anonymous No.26482744]

>>26482723
Aapl

[Anonymous No.26482746]

>>26482684
>thoughts
if the line goes down after earnings, that might be unpleasant

[Anonymous No.26482754]

>>26482676
Jan 27th on Wed there will be a presentation about findings but the price action could just be on Monday and Tuesday leading up to the catalyst. The more i think about this stock it can fill the gap to $9.

[Anonymous No.26482766]

>>26482746
ill take that into consideration

[Anonymous No.26482772]

>>26482723
Disney

[Anonymous No.26482785]

>>26482735

[Anonymous No.26482810]

>>26482477
>green id
>77
>brady post
>bullish post
yeah im thinking we're green

[Anonymous No.26482825]

>>26482723
I have no clue who Brady is because I don't watch nigegg

[Anonymous No.26482841]

>>26482441

If I place an order for GME now, it'll be filled tomorrow at open right?

[Anonymous No.26482854]

>>26482825
>no clue who he is
>knows who he is

[Anonymous No.26482859]

>>26482785

[Anonymous No.26482864]

>>26482785
good evening tranny, confident for this week coming?

[Anonymous No.26482896]

BROS!! GAMESTOP!

[Anonymous No.26482915]

>>26482854
>>26482825
rekt

[Anonymous No.26482917]

HOT TAKE FROM THE EXPERTS

[Anonymous No.26482921]

>>26482854
He's the nigegg dude, that's literally all I know. Michael Jordan is the blackbounce dude, and I don't watch that either.

[Anonymous No.26482938]

>>26482841
in general, don't place buy orders until the 10am dip imo

[Anonymous No.26482941]

>>26482917
GME crabbing confirmed

[Anonymous No.26482942]

>>26482896
based!!!

[Anonymous No.26482943]

>>26482864
Yeah I just ordered my dilation machine. 100% CLF made. Buy CLF.

[Anonymous No.26482957]

>>26482643
Lum does not have a dick and even if she did you cannot see it

[Anonymous No.26482993]

>>26482825
He's GigaChad IRL.

[Anonymous No.26482997]

>>26482859
Now post where you're down to 800k fat faggot

[Anonymous No.26483000]

>BB 50 EOM


you heard it here first

[Anonymous No.26483002]

I just finished watching an Urusei Yatsuda episode with my gf. Came to /biz/ and Lum is the OP. Based.

[Anonymous No.26483018]

>>26482859
Stop posting an old video you faggot

[Anonymous No.26483052]

>>26482658
>234%

P A T H E T I C

[Anonymous No.26483063]

>He's the nigegg dude, that's literally all I know. Michael Jordan is the blackbounce dude, and I don't watch that either.

[Anonymous No.26483071]

>>26482917
I had to check if this was real because if it was I would have set a market sell immediately. Shoeshine boys have interesting things to say, but when Nate Bismuth is talking about stocks it's time to get out.

[Anonymous No.26483074]

>>26482938

Every nigger, their mother and their mother's boyfriend are buying tomorrow.

I'd rather secure my position ASAP.

Excelsior!

[Anonymous No.26483086]

Everyone take a good look. This is Joe Biden, President of the United States. We have restored democracy and decency back into the US. This is a new era. An era of endless hope. Remember the line will continue to go up FOREVER under Biden.

I'm sorry I'm a little emotional, but we have returned America back to its former glory

[Anonymous No.26483107]

>please keep me posted

[Anonymous No.26483123]

>>26483074
Just watch BB in Frankfurt exchange (RI1 ticker). We will see where BB goes before USA exhcnage opens.

[Anonymous No.26483130]

fuck clf i lost my whole investment in that peice of shit ahhhh

[Anonymous No.26483131]

>>26483086
China flew 8 nuclear bombers over Taipai today.

[Anonymous No.26483161]

yuropoor here

should I buy BB at $15 during pre market or will it dump on open?

[Anonymous No.26483168]

>>26483107
oh look more temperature iq chart doodlers

[Anonymous No.26483171]

>>26483107
>boomers amazed by Crayola astrology
just fibs and supports, I assume?

[Anonymous No.26483175]

>>26483086
My 6 year old son was peering over my shoulder as I was browsing 4chan and read this and saw the picture of Biden. "Is that one of the Avengers?" he asked me. I told him that he is not a fake superhero like the avengers, he's a real one. My son said he wants to be like him one day. Who knows!? He is the future after all.

[Anonymous No.26483182]

>>26483131
Is that next to ChingChong and DingDang?

[Anonymous No.26483192]

>>26483131
all in TSM on the dip

[Anonymous No.26483202]

>>26483131

Don't worry, Joe will be tough on China. He's a true leader

[Anonymous No.26483220]

>>26483063
>blackbounce

anon it's called Monkeydunk

[Anonymous No.26483224]

>>26482938
I set limit orders and then if they haven't triggered by ~12 EST (when I get up) I market buy

[Anonymous No.26483262]

Buy HD

[Anonymous No.26483263]

>>26483131
>Eight Chinese bomber planes and four fighter jets entered the southwestern corner of Taiwan's air defence identification zone on Saturday, and Taiwan's air force deployed missiles to "monitor" the incursion, the island's Defence Ministry said
That's a little fucking different from "over Taipei"

[Anonymous No.26483290]

>>26483002
Absolutely based
Be careful with those 3D women though anon

[Anonymous No.26483305]

>CLF STOCKTWITS

[Anonymous No.26483326]

>>26483175

It's amazing. he signed some pieces of paper in his first week in office. he rejoined the Paris climate accord!

can you name another President who has done so much in his first week in office???

[Anonymous No.26483335]

>>26483305
what a time to be alive

[Anonymous No.26483338]

Everything in life should work like the stock market instead of having static prices. The stock market is the greatest invention in the history of mankind, literally capitalism manifest. If I want to buy a hamburger, there should be a bid-ask spread for hamburgers, options to buy/sell hamburgers at a strike price by an expiration date, and futures contracts to buy 1000 hamburgers by the delivery date. The great chain of the free market will reach equilibrium on the perfect hamburger price.

[Anonymous No.26483367]

>>26483202

[Anonymous No.26483388]

>>26482769
I think it might be worth a small speculative investment, yeah. It will probably be a rough ride until corona is over and shops open up again, but if EXPR does manage to survive then we might make some money with it. I'll buy some

[Anonymous No.26483393]

>>26483326
>>>/pol/>>>

[Anonymous No.26483392]

>>26483338

you're going to get a shitty burger if you go cheap

[Anonymous No.26483437]

Neary 200k users joined /wsb/ over the past two days

[Anonymous No.26483459]

Guys don't forget to do the needful and buy RYCEY shares to tomorrow. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.26483462]

>>26483437
All me.

[Anonymous No.26483472]

>>26483393

don't worry anon. CNN is only reporting positive news now, so that means only good things are happening!!!

[Anonymous No.26483475]

>>26483393
N
>N

[Anonymous No.26483489]

I just sharted. Buy tootsie roll tomorrow morning, firm up them poops.

[Anonymous No.26483502]

>>26483437
Sell signal?

[Anonymous No.26483503]

FUSE

[Anonymous No.26483509]

Is anyone else thinking about getting back in to XOM?
With the fracking ban on federal lands and an increase in petro prices, someone has to benefit right?

[Anonymous No.26483521]

>>26483459

I thought I was too wimpy. Now that I've seen this webm, I know that I am a CHAD.

[Anonymous No.26483530]

I put 3k on GME, what am I in for? I can cancel or go bigger.

[Anonymous No.26483536]

you know the shill script by now, BBBY, literally has a chain called "buy buy baby", Melvin capital is short, and fundamentally solid

[Anonymous No.26483538]

>>26483459
Sorry but I only buy BILI and BILI accessories.

[Anonymous No.26483573]

>>26483530
Massive volatility and this smug bastard tweeting single emojis

[Anonymous No.26483575]

>>26483459
I want to see a tick tock of this massive faggot and Tinny in a knife fight to the death

[Anonymous No.26483577]

Psilocybin ETF called PSYK begins trading in two days. Do what you will with that information.

[Anonymous No.26483597]

>>26483530
go as far as you can afford to lose (spoiler - you won't lose it)

[Anonymous No.26483606]

>>26483573
Volatility up or down though, in the super short term.

[Anonymous No.26483635]

>>26483220
Nighoop

[Anonymous No.26483651]

>>26483635
Blacksgetball

[Anonymous No.26483653]

Am I too late to the GME train, should I just buy BB

[Anonymous No.26483665]

>>26483459

This guy fucks.

he fucks other men because he is clearly gay

[Anonymous No.26483690]

>>26483202
My China stocks will do better under him. Go back to /pol/ if you want to roleplay as a nationalist
>>26483459
Tinny is probably losing less money than RYCEY bag holders

[Anonymous No.26483698]

>>26483577
Is it worth to put in more than $1k in NUMI and MMED?

[Anonymous No.26483702]

>>26483606
Who the fuck knows nigger all the GME OGs are value investors we do weekly candles

[Anonymous No.26483704]

>>26483502
I think they have so much momentum from GME, but new users might be reluctant to buy at $60+, they might choose the alternative play and buy PLTR or BB

[Anonymous No.26483712]

>>26483107
lmao you can just draw mean and resistance lines and boomers will be impressed and see you as a genius? doesn't surprise me desu

[Anonymous No.26483759]

>>26483690

>Go back to /pol/ if you want to roleplay as a nationalist

but i don't wanna go back there.

[Anonymous No.26483769]

>>26483175
He’s an empty fucking vessel. What a dumb kid.

[Anonymous No.26483779]

>>26483690
He was down to 12k last week. Then went in on spy puts and doomsday prophecy stocks.

[Anonymous No.26483802]

>>26483653
squeeze hasn't happened, buy at open.

[Anonymous No.26483804]

FNGA FGNA FGNA

[Anonymous No.26483815]

>>26483577
i need memes not information

[Anonymous No.26483823]

>>26483759
Who’s role playing. Whats wrong with nationalism.

[Anonymous No.26483824]

>>26483690
I'll be laughing last. RYCEY will make me rich.

[steelballa No.26483825]

imagine not owning this gem

>stupid low volume to div ratio
under 20k vol

[Anonymous No.26483830]

>>26483606
Both. That's what volatility is.

[Anonymous No.26483833]

>>26483802
There's no squeeze possibility on BB.

[Anonymous No.26483848]

>>26482550
NOK, BB, CLF, GME

[Anonymous No.26483853]

What do i hold, what do I sell, what do I buy ?

[Anonymous No.26483855]

>>26483698
I would say yes but I already positioned in them about 6 months ago. I think the ETF will increase interest in them and the MindMed nasdaq uplisting (not sure when this actually will happen) is really good time to make money. Both of those companies still have a lot of room to grow so I'm going to hold for at least a year.

[Anonymous No.26483874]

I’m buying $200 worth of this shit on Monday and I have no idea what it even is. All I know is it’s cheap and some anon shilled it here

[Anonymous No.26483880]

>>26483597
Cheers.

[Anonymous No.26483885]

>>26483833
I meant for GME. Buy GME and hold for squeeze.

[Anonymous No.26483890]

>>26483825
Dividends are for people too dumb to trade growth stocks.

[Anonymous No.26483898]

>>26483202
>We urge Beijing to cease its military, diplomatic, and economic pressure against Taiwan

[Anonymous No.26483900]

>>26483853
sell: GNUS
buy: BB

[Anonymous No.26483916]

>>26483853
>apxt

how are you still holding that crab fest

[Anonymous No.26483919]

>>26482825
Incel

[Anonymous No.26483945]

>accounts with less than 25k are shitted on by brokers
>PDT rule
>4x leverage
why? why must us poorfags suffer?

[Anonymous No.26483959]

>>26483890
Actually, they're for people too dumb for even SPY.
Or for people so rich, they would not be able to legally liquidate fast enough to maintain their lifestyle off the regular gains.

[Anonymous No.26483969]

>>26483131
So they flew planes over their rightful territory? Who cares?

[Anonymous No.26484028]

AMC bros

[Anonymous No.26484038]

>>26483919
I made fun of that guy earlier but I never imagined he would be out gayed. Go back.

[Anonymous No.26484088]

>>26483131
So Taiwan is said... A CHINESE NUCLEAR BOMBER JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE.

[Anonymous No.26484099]

Where do people see futures numbers for individual stocks? Is it just level 2 watching the order book for market orders being placed for 930 on Monday?

[Anonymous No.26484107]

>>26483338
>buy 1000 hamburgers cheaper because your burger option is ITM
>want to sell next day
>nowone wants your old burgers
>you can’t eat all of them so they go bad and you loss your burgers

Don’t gamble on burger options kids. Just hold the Buns long and.collect the pickle divvies

[Anonymous No.26484115]

>>26483437
Can't wait for the /wsb/ SPAC

[Anonymous No.26484121]

>>26483969
The Republic of China is not the People’s Republic of China

[Anonymous No.26484147]

>>26483263
>Taiwan's air force deployed missiles to "monitor" the incursion, the island's Defence Ministry said
>Missles to monitor...
Incredibly bullish, their military is top notch and not boomered like western ones
They dont launch interceptors n shit first

[Anonymous No.26484163]

>>26483459
I'm gonna buy more RYCEY!

[Anonymous No.26484177]

>>26482658
Why the fuck did I buy BNKU

[Anonymous No.26484178]

>>26484028
Is this the next pumperino attempt, similar to GameStop?

[Anonymous No.26484187]

>>26483804

[Anonymous No.26484197]

>>26483437
I hope it's not the top yet. But goddamn this raises red flags. If they ever reach 10m members, I'm exiting all markets.

[Anonymous No.26484200]

>>26484107
Burger decay priced in.

[Anonymous No.26484238]

I'll make serious gains tomorrow for sure. I'll do it for Pieck.

[Anonymous No.26484266]

>>26484238
I rabu pieck

[Anonymous No.26484268]

>>26483759
>but i don't wanna go back there.
Then why are you making low quality /pol/ posts?
>>26483779
>Then went in on spy puts and doomsday prophecy stocks.
He's going to lose the rest of his money this year. I wonder if he'll lie to robinhood again lel
>>26483824
>RYCEY will make me rich.
I remember reading that when RYCEY was still $2/share. I hope you get your money back within 5 years anon

[Anonymous No.26484272]

>>26483848

If my GME shares go to the moon I'm putting $1,000 on her books.

[Anonymous No.26484278]

>>26484163
> Trying to beat 3% daily inflation with barcode stock
I wish you well fren, I'm sure there will be a day when it will move more than 0.01 in a day and I'll be proven wrong.

[Anonymous No.26484286]

>>26482550
>>26483848
you fuckers convinced me to buy NOK and it's literally a nothing-burger stock.

[Anonymous No.26484305]

I am probably the funniest and smartest poster on /smg/. I will allow you to ask me one question each.

[Anonymous No.26484331]

>>26484278
I'm actually a bit miffed I can't buy RYCEY calls because it'd be a lot simpler to just buy a $4 call for september or november and just sit on the thing.

[Anonymous No.26484333]

>>26484305
clf eow price?

[Anonymous No.26484348]

>>26482441
this is what i fucking get for listening to leftwing investors. These people don't invest and don't care about the market.
>oh look market is green because Trump is inconsistent!!!!
I fell for it hook line and sinker after saying we are gonna dump hard in a Biden presidency with lockdowns, taxes, and other worldwide politics. I fell for it.

Fuck you guys

[Anonymous No.26484354]

>>26484200
>>26484107
>>26483338
Who is buying all these month-old burgers anyways?

[Anonymous No.26484364]

>>26484187
I like it, putting down ~1k on monday.

[Anonymous No.26484374]

>>26484305
What do you think of cunny?

[Anonymous No.26484410]

>>26484305
How do I make money?

[Anonymous No.26484414]

>>26484305
Is Tootsie Roll a winning play?

[Anonymous No.26484419]

>>26484348
Politics are noise on the secular head and tailwinds that really move the markets.
Anyone who tries to make their political preferences guide their investments decisions is going to eventually be FUCKED.... and not in a good way
*quack*

[Anonymous No.26484425]

>>26484364
>>26484187
Looks like chinks are waking up

[Anonymous No.26484431]

>>26483824
Anon I just wanted to chime in and say I am sick of how autistically ass-backwards people are in SMG. A stock is at an all time low and people are making fun of us for buying. What is wrong with buying low? Rolls Royce isn't going to go bankrupt, the stock was oversold because of covid.

It seems people on here only care about your picks after it's done a 2x.

[Anonymous No.26484443]

Is buying a house worth it if you’re going to be single for life?

[Anonymous No.26484457]

>>26484305
Which stocks will 10x between now and end of feb?

[Anonymous No.26484475]

>This expensive and arduous approach is a manifestation of the founder’s often expressed mantra of trading short-term gains for long-term dominance. By 2008 and 2009, five and six years from the company’s inception, revenue was only $2m and $16m and costs would have been multiple times greater. It’s rare to see such patience, especially for software firms that are expected to scale in a much shorter horizon. Revenue growth sharply decelerated in 2017 and 2018, to 10.5% and 15%, respectively, due to a refocus on product over sales to further improve their solutions. The majority of other software firms at this age are predominantly geared toward sales growth to satisfy investors. The underlying driver for this approach by Thiel yielding huge upfront costs, minimal ROI in the early stages and excessive product innovation and refinement before sales with the goal of long-horizon market leadership, is his views pertaining to Mimetic Theory originating from academic works by French historian Rene Girard. It relates to how humans tend to seek value by imitating what others are doing, though, in the end this leads to the competing for scarce resources and dissatisfaction. Thiel has often explained how Mimetic Theory transfers to business and it has essentially molded his view on how to create a successful company. He believes imitation is bad for technological and economic progress, often citing ‘competition is for losers’, which has certainly shaped the conception of PLTR.

PLTR will unironically hit 1000 in 5y or less

[Anonymous No.26484476]

>>26484286
Every $0.01 change in price is like $56 million change in market capitalization.

[Anonymous No.26484482]

How do I trade options in robinhood?

It only let's me trade, but no options

[Anonymous No.26484508]

>>26484333

i didn't even know what that is, but i googled it and it's going to be $18.92 closing bell friday

>>26484374
i like legal aged pussy

>>26484410
you can get a job if you get desperate enough.

>>26484414
uhmm. no? beats the shit out of me.

[Anonymous No.26484529]

>>26484431
I agree but anons will have to learn the hard way.

[Anonymous No.26484536]

>>26484431
RYCEY has huge volume and big market cap even at low share price. It will take lots of effort for its price to move. I would love to see you succeed, so no hard feelings. I simply think it's easier to make money with more volatile stocks this month.

[Anonymous No.26484548]

>>26484431
its true, I saw it happen with AMRS.
Was 4 dollars and nobody cared.
Once it got to 8 dollars people started posting about it kek.

However rycey is a stinky fucking piece of dog SHIT that will take you years to get any actual gains and in that time I will have made ten 10xers and you will have MAYBE made double or thrice what you have put in.

[Anonymous No.26484551]

>>26484238
>not doing it for the farmer who'll need money for his kid
ngmi

[Anonymous No.26484556]

>>26482441
Honestly you can’t even call yourself a stacker until you have a solid base of Praseodymium. Praseodymium has been artificially suppressed by the big banks for decades now, and they can’t keep on doing it for long. History’s largest bull run on Praseodymium is just starting, and you’re gonna kick yourself forever if you don’t get in on it now

[Anonymous No.26484561]

>mfw re-entering the Gamestop casino on monday

[Anonymous No.26484567]

>>26484286
>The landleech fears the peehole pecker

[Anonymous No.26484582]

>>26484425
Please do the needful

[Anonymous No.26484587]

>>26484177
BNKU is speculation that biden will allow banks to buy back stock. its not even going to happen. people dont have jobs, banks are broke

[Anonymous No.26484603]

>>26484508
>doesn't like 1000 year old witches that take the form of a young girl
Well now I know your opinions are utterly worthless...

[Anonymous No.26484606]

>>26484561
honestly don't the shorts have until Friday to cover?

[Anonymous No.26484639]

>strong resistance at [number]
>if we can break through [number] then we're going straight up to to [really high number]
>textbook cup and handle forming
>perfect bounce off the [moving average] which means [random arrows everywhere]
Meme Liners deserve to be rounded up and shot, death by firing squad. Fucking hell. I have had it with this shit. Enough is enough

[Anonymous No.26484646]

>>26484305
What computer chair should I buy?

[Anonymous No.26484657]

>>26484482
What artist did this?

[Anonymous No.26484664]

>>26483804
your gonna make it brother

[Anonymous No.26484671]

>>26484606
thats what I thought so too but apparently some fag over at wsb convince other faggots that shit is going down on monday or tuesday at the latest

[Anonymous No.26484684]

>>26484475
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to invest in Palatir. The product is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of coding and hacking most of the tech will go over a typical investors head. There's also societies nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into a dystopian hightech future - this philosophy draws heavily from Orwellian literature, for instance. The PLTR investor understands this stuff, they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this company, to realize they're not just a company - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people people who dislike PLTR ARE idiots - of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the inclination in PLTRs motto "We believe in augmenting human intelligence, not replacing it". which itself is a cryptic reference to Huxleys magnum opus Brave New World. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Alexander Karp's genius wit unfolds itself on their brokerage sits. What fools... how I pity them.

[Anonymous No.26484701]

>>26484646

one that is made in the united states and costs at least $200.

[Anonymous No.26484702]

>>26482632
>and buy atos April 2.50 calls.
This guy fucks.

[Anonymous No.26484706]

>>26484508
>Doesn’t like cunny
Wasted my time even asking the question. Opinion discarded

[Anonymous No.26484719]

>>26484482
HOLY ANIME BOTTOM THAT CANT BE LEGAL
what stocks would it take to slap that ass?

[Anonymous No.26484731]

>>26484606
I have no idea I haven't been paying attention to GME since I've been dicking around with the rest of my portfolio, the only reason I started paying attention is when my autistically high (at the time) limit sell off $66 went off

[Anonymous No.26484732]

i dont get BB why is it being shilled so hard

[Anonymous No.26484754]

>>26483848
who is that? and why do you want to buy her books? >>26484272

[Anonymous No.26484791]

>>26484732
Stop overthinking and buy in.
Or don't, but don't blame us for missing out yet again.

[Anonymous No.26484800]

>>26484684

[Anonymous No.26484804]

>>26484732
It's a boiler-room operation trying to turn BB into the next Gamestop. Kinda like RYCEY

[Anonymous No.26484819]

When is the best time to buy GME tomorrow? At open? Is it possible that I would be buying for $80 (example) if I set an order to market buy at open? I feel like it literally can't go down until the squeeze has happened that's why I want to buy ASAP

[Anonymous No.26484821]

>>26484732
Occasionally the boomvestor value brainworm fixates on a ticker for a long time. It then goes on to infest all other boomvestors within ear shot.
Was RTX for a while. Now it seems to be BB.

[Anonymous No.26484830]

>>26484603
>liking 1000 year old mana

Truly disgusting desu

[Anonymous No.26484847]

>>26484646
the Aeron chair is pretty comfy but I heard Embody chair is good too but the price is kind of high.

[Anonymous No.26484854]

>>26484701
i was hesitant to spend the bookoo bucks but this seals it, im buying a steelcase leap or that comfy gray chair that i sat at in office depot

[Anonymous No.26484873]

So, meme line astrologers, what happens if GME completes a three black crows pattern here?

[Anonymous No.26484882]

my amazon package is an hour late

[Anonymous No.26484886]

>>26484548
Alright anon, I'm looking to diversify, I'm only 2k into RYCEY. Can you suggest something for me that you think would be a good play? What's something I can buy on Monday that you think would be even a quarter of one of your 10xers?

[Anonymous No.26484895]

I admit it I'm a science in sport plc shiller

buy SIS on london market

[Anonymous No.26484899]

>>26482266
Conditioning the goyim to accept serfdom

[Anonymous No.26484909]

>>26484819
Ask yourself if you're buying for the long term, i.e you won't paper hands yourself out of the gains if the stock drops down to 50/40 potentially

[Anonymous No.26484920]

What's the Tom Brady of stocks?

[Anonymous No.26484924]

>>26484873
crows and soldiers are garbage patterns that never mean anything useful.

[Anonymous No.26484925]

Did any of you guys catch EB Games great day on Friday?

[Anonymous No.26484926]

>>26484854
>buying a non-mesh chair that isn't the Embody
Enjoy your sweaty ass smell permeating your nose

[Anonymous No.26484935]

>>26484821
GME was deep value when it was first shilled here and I've made 40% on BB already (and would have made much more if I bought when it was shilled here in November)

[Anonymous No.26484949]

>>26484556
>Praseodymium
I am interested. Teach me more. Is this a magnets play?

[Anonymous No.26484957]

>>26484804
Ever wonder if the BB CEO is the one baiting and shit posting to make the stock go up?

>RYCEY
So glad I didn't fall for that fire dumpster desu

[Anonymous No.26484959]

>>26484882
Made me laugh harder than anything else in this thread.

[Anonymous No.26484969]

>>26484266
she fucks MVREbulls you know this right??

[Anonymous No.26484977]

>>26484925
EB what's that Ebaum's World lmao?

[Anonymous No.26484995]

>>26484819
market open and hold until its 1-2K

[Anonymous No.26485012]

>>26484920
Whatta hell is a Tom Brady?

[Anonymous No.26485016]

>>26484847
I am thinking of buying either but I also really want neck support...

[Anonymous No.26485019]

>>26484925
>reddit newfag doesn't know how long we've been in GME
>forced Bernie meme

[Anonymous No.26485034]

>>26484926
>$1500
bro i have to actually make money before I can buy something like that.

[Anonymous No.26485050]

>>26484949
Not magnets but it’s a superconductor

[Anonymous No.26485059]

>>26484909
>buying for the long term
holy fuck this is so fucking retarded. It's a dying company. Even if you are operating under the premise that Cohen is going to somehow magically save GME the stock is realistically then worth 15-25 buying longterm right now is literally the most retarded thing you can do. If you're buying in now it means you're trying to get on the rocket up and avoid the inevitable fall back to earth that will happen.

[Anonymous No.26485067]

>>26484819
GME either massively dips or massively spikes during the first 15 minutes of open and then reverses direction to bog people.

[Anonymous No.26485072]

is this true?

>Chief Marketing Officer Mark Wilson on Jan. 20 sold more than $990,000 of BlackBerry stock, reducing his directly owned shares by nearly 60%. Chief Financial Officer Steve Rai also sold nearly $430,000 of the stock on the same day, liquidating all directly owned shares.

[Anonymous No.26485075]

>>26484278
That's why I'm buying a little bit every week! I'm not going all in at once! I'll continue to buy RYCEY for as long as it barcodes!

[Anonymous No.26485087]

>>26485019
based

[Anonymous No.26485089]

Buying $4,500 of GME and $1,000 of BB at open.

I'll see you on the other side, lads.

Excelsior!

[Anonymous No.26485102]

>>26484957
I do sometimes wonder how many business executives try to manipulate the market on /biz/. It's a given that many are on le reddit, so it's not too far fetched...

[Anonymous No.26485104]

>>26484854
don't buy a new steelcase leap, get a refurbished one for 1/4 the price. no chair is worth 2k. i got mine from btod and its perfect and as good as brand new for around $500, not a single scratch on the plastic

[Anonymous No.26485107]

>>26485019
You should have posted the graph showing biz was on GME first

[Anonymous No.26485116]

>>26485072
Yes, it's true. It caused the stock price to jump up.

[Anonymous No.26485129]

>>26485059
FMV of GME is $80. This is only a bad entry point if you don't sell the top and rebuy on the post-squeese dip.

[Anonymous No.26485134]

>>26485072
Check fintel.io

[Anonymous No.26485138]

>>26484804
>>26484957
RYCEY is the one play that is textbook buy low sell high. But you zoomed are so dopamine starved that you have to gamble on dead companies like BB and BBBY.

[Anonymous No.26485145]

>>26484925
>forced bernie meme

Stay poor Disgusting reddit tourists

[Anonymous No.26485164]

>>26484977
GameStop is called EB games in Canada

[Anonymous No.26485167]

>>26485016
Im looking at this.
https://seatingmind.com/amia-chair-by-steelcase-with-headrest-fully-adjustable-model-black-fabric/

[Anonymous No.26485171]

>>26485089
You're the Harry Potter to Wall Street's Voldemort!

[Anonymous No.26485175]

>>26485050
https://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2020-03/sios-sca030320.php

I see but I do not understand. Bequeath me your wisdom please.

[Anonymous No.26485182]

>>26485089
>We were Kings, et cetera.

[Anonymous No.26485186]

>>26484909
Not in for long term, just here for short squeeze, the fact that it's 140% shorted or something ridiculous, this is what is drawing me in for the short squeezr

[Anonymous No.26485189]

>>26485107
I lost it because I nuked my clover file for the new year so I had to get new memes

I've ended up just resaving most of the same memes so that ended in a wash

[Anonymous No.26485193]

FUCK THE FOMO

buying VIOV

[Anonymous No.26485194]

>>26485116
>>26485134

not a sell signal?

[Anonymous No.26485212]

Is biz jealous that Reddit is getting all the credit for GME?

[Anonymous No.26485226]

>>26485016
https://www.amazon.com/Engineered-Now-Headrest-Classic-Herman/dp/B005L9ATK6

but honestly if you get the Embody it will probably feel good enough that you don't need neck support.

[Anonymous No.26485228]

>>26484646

The Patracian's choice.

[Anonymous No.26485232]

>>26485138
Long holds are for normal markets.

You're in the bull thunder dome market now. Fast gains, fast loses, Fast memes.

[Anonymous No.26485258]

>>26485129
FMV of GME before is like 10-12. IF you think Cohen is going to magic the company into profitability, FMV is 20-25. Don't get high on your own supply.

[Anonymous No.26485264]

>>26485164
>GameStop is called EB games in Canada
Wow didn't know that

[Anonymous No.26485267]

>>26485212
the people who deserve credit are Roaring Kitty, Justin, Rod, and the pseudoanons Rod's working with on gmedd.com

[Anonymous No.26485271]

>>26483503
I respect fuse poster

[Anonymous No.26485274]

>>26485194
It is a sell signal when that causes the price to go down. When it causes the price to go up, like it did in this case, it's a strong buy signal.

[Anonymous No.26485280]

>>26485167
Back looks a bit too curved for my tastes I do not want to get lordosis from sitting in a chair. Thanks for the share though.

[Anonymous No.26485286]

>>26485228
>marvel shit

Your wife's black boyfriend is going to love it

[Anonymous No.26485288]

>>26485212
no. i dont want niggers to flood here

[Anonymous No.26485290]

>>26485138
How is BBBY dead? BB has been dead since the iPhone killed it almost a decade ago, but BBBY has room to recover I think...

[Anonymous No.26485319]

>>26485138
We don't have time to hold RYCEY bags in the turbo-bull market anon
The opportunity cost is too steep!

[Anonymous No.26485321]

>>26485290
BB was killed by android, dumbfuck.

[Anonymous No.26485337]

>>26485226
I will probably get the Embody just need to look into whether they have a leather option - at least for the base. Thanks for that link, appreciate it.

[Anonymous No.26485338]

>>26483577
How long till I feel it

[Anonymous No.26485348]

Hello, female broker? I would like to sell 1000 naked $60 calls on GME expiring this Friday. Thank you very much!

[Anonymous No.26485356]

>>26485175
Come to /pmg/ and I’ll consider bestowing my esoteric knowledge to you

[Anonymous No.26485359]

>>26485212
reddit only gets credit for making citron fuck off, allegedly, assuming andrew left isn't lying to save face

[Anonymous No.26485360]

>>26485290
BB hasn't been a phone company for a decade

[Anonymous No.26485363]

Kek idiots still try to give you this trash
chink spammers that keeps copying other protocols
I know only one top rebase protocol and this is Base
amazing uniswap volume, top ratings and best cascade farming system

[Anonymous No.26485364]

>>26485089
Wow, Egyptians looked like THAT?!

[Anonymous No.26485376]

>>26484920
Tesla

[Anonymous No.26485384]

>>26485290
BB and BBBY aren't fundamental memes.

They're shorts fucking Melvin in the ass plays. High risk, high reward.

Both BB and BBBY will bankrupt but be valuable like hertz was

[Anonymous No.26485391]

>>26485280

I have the WorkPro 1000 and it's fantastic. Plus you can get it for $120 plus free shipping with coupon codes.

[Anonymous No.26485393]

>>26485288
this

[Anonymous No.26485394]

>>26485356
I shall venture forth into new territory. I was in there a long time ago but everyone just posted about stacks and in my country taxes would make it unprofitable.

[Anonymous No.26485401]

>>26484482
>How do I trade options in robinhood?
You turn off the child safety features.

[Anonymous No.26485402]

>>26485264
They bought EB a while back. They kept the name in Canada for whatever reason. I remember they either bought everyone out or ran the local mom and pop video game retailers out of business. GME was legit as ruthless as Walmart in their business model.

[Anonymous No.26485403]

>>26485212
Are you dumb? I can't buy food with 'credit'. The more people come here the LESS valuable this place becomes. You always wanna be in the smart minority, not the dumb majority.

[Anonymous No.26485416]

>>26485212
why? they pumped and are now holding our bags. if anything they should be jealous of the OG GME shills who bought in under 10
i told you it was your last chance to buy under 10.

[Anonymous No.26485420]

>>26484684
WE MUST PROTECT THE PALANTIR - Peter Thiel The White

[Anonymous No.26485421]

>>26484587
I should just fucking neck myself right?

[Anonymous No.26485427]

>>26485384
how is bb in any danger of going bankrupt? lol

[Anonymous No.26485444]

When's a good time to sell FUSE?
I missed my chance to sell at $12.40
Should I just keep holding on to it for now?

[Anonymous No.26485451]

>>26485348
Aren't OTM calls just plain better to buy with that high of an IV?

[Anonymous No.26485472]

>>26485280
I havent sat in one of those yet but i sat in some chairs today that had pliable lumbar supports that gave way when my lower back put pressure on it. it wasnt stiff

[Anonymous No.26485473]

>>26485212
Its good
Keeps the normans out

[Anonymous No.26485493]

>>26485384
BB doesn't even have a remarkable short interest why do fucking smoothbrains keep calling it a squeeze?

[Anonymous No.26485518]

GME holders what is your exit plan?

[Anonymous No.26485519]

>>26485403
>I can't buy food with 'credit'
Most grocery stores accept AMEX these days

[Anonymous No.26485536]

>>26485384
also
>BBBY going bankrupt
What part of "2.2B in liquidity" do you not get

[Anonymous No.26485556]

>>26485451
those don't exist anymore

[Anonymous No.26485559]

>>26484957
>RYCEY trending sideways
>Dumpster fire

It's been very stable around 1.50 anon, it won't crab forever. People are already looking into recovery plays after realizing some sectors were oversold, and RYCEY is a prime candidate for that, along with the rest of the aerospace sector for that matter. I really don't understand all the widespread hate on RYCEY, it's just a different investment strategy.

[Anonymous No.26485571]

>>26485493
Reddit retards are gonna throw their gme profits in bb after this week

[Anonymous No.26485575]

i usually can tell which meme to play from these sunday threads but today has been confusing and i dont have a gameplan

[Anonymous No.26485582]

>>26485427
Didn't BB lose the partnership that gave them the physical keyboard on their phones last year?

That's basically their only worthwhile difference amongst Samsung and Apple

[Anonymous No.26485623]

>>26485575
Spacs till you figure it out friend

[Anonymous No.26485625]

>>26485575
same, im just gonna go all in ATOS and hope for the best.

[Anonymous No.26485629]

How long should I hold my GME shares for? Until people start dumping?

[Anonymous No.26485638]

>>26485493
because they need to go back

[Anonymous No.26485654]

>>26485536
The 5b debts, NEGATIVE 5% yoy growth, and negative revenue part.

[Anonymous No.26485655]

>>26485212
nah, we had GME before them and they rode our horse probably holding our bags. now they're being invaded by normalfaggots and industry retards trying to profit off retail. the perfect distraction while we lie low and continue making money

[Anonymous No.26485662]

>>26485582
They aren't doing phones anymore. they have debt/equity of 0.25....so their stock may drop but as long as they want to stay in business they should. Being in that good of shape just being a pure pandemic proof company is good stuff, then they are a tech company that has been around for a while. I don't know if their stock will go up but if they dipped I could hold with no stress, because it's highly unlikely they will ever go bankrupt.

[Anonymous No.26485669]

>>26485518
$250 sell limit and buy back in after the squeeze dip to ~30-40 for long term hold

>>26485571
You have to HAVE SHORTS to HAVE A SHORT SQUEEZE you IREEDEEMABLY STUPID NIGGER

That said I'm long BB because IVY is dystopian as fuck

[Anonymous No.26485678]

>>26485519
>go to CookOut DriveThru
>Hand them my AmEx card
>"Sorry, we don't take American Express"
>Friend goes "What's the matter anon, I thought you were rich?"
>Almost cry
Credit my ass...

[Anonymous No.26485692]

>>26485232
>>26485319
Same for NOK? If yes, I'm kinda fucked.

[Anonymous No.26485713]

>>26485451
>retard has no clue how IV and option prices work, news at 11

[Anonymous No.26485718]

>>26485575
Retail squeezes (GME, BBBY, others) and the SPCE ARKX inclusion squeeze

[Anonymous No.26485720]

>>26484899
San Francisco needs to be fucking nuked

[Anonymous No.26485740]

>>26485692
NOK has 5.5 billion worth of float
It would take retarded amounts of buys to get it to move anywhere significant

[Anonymous No.26485764]

>>26485654
yeah, retail turnaround, go read their Q3 investor presentation ‐ 77% e-commerce growth, positive Y/Y comps growth, and MASSIVE BUYBACKS

[Anonymous No.26485770]

>>26485692
And possibly UUUU, I'm starting to think...

[Anonymous No.26485776]

>>26485212
I want less normies here not more

[Anonymous No.26485781]

>>26485559
Isn't betting on rycey basically a bet on air travel recovering?

[Anonymous No.26485791]

>>26485559
>I really don't understand all the widespread hate on RYCEY
yeah it's completely absurd :^)

[Anonymous No.26485830]

Is there an etf that shorts black owned businesses

[Anonymous No.26485839]

DXY BLOOD RED HYPERINFLATION IS HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.26485841]

>>26485830
AMZN

[Anonymous No.26485857]

>>26485678
its a charge card. you use it to buy 50k in gold and silver. no big deal just have your female broker lend you some cash

[Anonymous No.26485862]

>>26485669
I never said it was a short squeeze you turd sucking dickhead. I’m telling you there’s a slew of shit for brains retards that are spouting nonsense. Be a smart lad and figure it out for yourself

[Anonymous No.26485876]

>>26485764
>positive Y/Y comps growth
Worthless
>MASSIVE BUYBACKS
From a company stability point of view, the precise opposite of what you want. They have 2x their cash in debt, instead of paying this down they use it for buybacks? Yes it'll pump the shit out of the stock price (that's the point of buybacks after all), but that's also going to reduce their cash even more when they're clearly not in the kind of situation where they should do that.
>77% e-commerce growth
This part is really good, though.

It's also possible that they're keeping something up their sleeve on account of the buyback for the reason above: that is, either they're retarded or they're going to announce something good but I'm not sure which.

[Anonymous No.26485878]

Alright, how do I set up a GME call for Friday with $500 for the guessing price of $115 on Robinhood?

[Anonymous No.26485886]

>>26485839
HAHA ALL MY CASH IS CAD RIGHT NOW GET FUCKED BURGERS I'M BUYING US EQUITIES TOMORROW

[Anonymous No.26485889]

>>26485841
Bully

[Anonymous No.26485898]

>>26484587
>BNKU is speculation that biden will allow banks to buy back stock. its not even going to happen. people dont have jobs, banks are broke
beyond false - the Fed already has permitted banks to buy back stock; JPM already pledged to buy back millions and millions of shares - Biden has no say whether or not they can buy back shares
>banks are broke
false - yields are rising - 10 year yield is now over 1% - oil is over $50 - banks are only going up

[Anonymous No.26485903]

>>26485839
>ctrl-F 'hyperinflation'
>click 'hide post'
Hyperinflation solved!

[Anonymous No.26485913]

I was splitting up $6k into GME and BB but I'm going 100% into GME then putting my gains (hopefully) into BB.

[Anonymous No.26485924]

What are some sexual but plausibly deniable things I can say to my female broker?

[Anonymous No.26485931]

>>26485876
>Yes it'll pump the shit out of the stock price
Stopped reading there, not holding this shit past Feburary.

[Anonymous No.26485942]

>>26485678
Only Asian places in china town ever tell me they don't accept Amex nowadays

Everyone else takes it desu

[Anonymous No.26485964]

>>26485878
Just be yourself

[Anonymous No.26485971]

>>26485924
GME the PSSY

[Anonymous No.26485988]

NEW
>>26485975
>>26485975
>>26485975

[Anonymous No.26486003]

>>26485942
real asian places are cash only, you're buying americanized shit

[Anonymous No.26486039]

>>26485290
Imagine not knowing about the BB's recent partnership and QNX

[Anonymous No.26486046]

>>26485898
yield going up means people are selling bonds, which also means banks are not in bonds. American and canadian oil is gonna get fucked hard, saudi oil is going up. Gallon is definitely going up. Banks are this close from a 2008 crisis due to being increasingly forced to lend subprime via either muh duhversity shit, or pending EOs that the biden campaign discussed (including the likes of making banks refuse services to conservatives -- their words -- and forcing them to lend more to chimpanzees).

[Anonymous No.26486092]

>Short sellers were down $245 billion last year after 57% of all shorted stocks ended being losing propositions. The largest losses were in the consumer discretionary and information technology sectors and there were minimal profits in the energy, real estate, financial, and utilities sectors. Just five short positions had over $1 billion in profits – Exxon Mobil, AT&T, Raytheon, Luckin Coffee, and Wells Fargo. In comparison, there were 52 stocks with over $1 billion of short losses, led by Tesla, of course. Investors betting against the electric car maker were down $40 billion.
>This story of rising short interest combined with short squeezes and short covering has continued in 2021, said S3 Partners. Short interest has risen by $51 billion so far and short sellers have suffered $78 billion in mark-to-market losses. Sophos Capital, one of the largest short selling hedge funds in the world, is rumored to be scaling down some positions since late last year.
>https://www.investopedia.com/2020-was-a-rough-year-for-short-sellers-5097042
>major institutions got murdered by clueless zoomers with smartphones
Fellow bobos, I'm not feeling so good.

[Anonymous No.26486131]

>>26485924
DXY puts into ASS

[Anonymous No.26486354]

>>26486046
yield going up means banks makes more money on bonds. a higher yield = bigger spread = bigger profit making opportunities.
oil above $50 means bank loans as well as long contracts do well = bank profits up