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>> No.26454868

so what should i set my sell limit for gme? I'm thinking 115.01

>> No.26454902

ATTN: Frens

>>26452463
>>26452463

If this man is here, he is a buffoon and needs to know it! Cheers!

>> No.26454944
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26454944

Reminder that if you cannot solve this simple puzzle, you should not post stock tips and instead DCA into ETFs.

>> No.26455011

>>26454944

2/3

>> No.26455017

Buy ALPP if you wanna be my lover.

>> No.26455031

>>26454868
>>26454840
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEi2axM4hwI&feature=youtu.be

Having watched the fear I think the squeeze is on. If not im stilling putting money into this out of spite for this guy dudes a windbag of ego

>> No.26455034

>>26454944
50%

>> No.26455046

>>26455011
the other side is either blue or red, where are you getting 2/3 from

>> No.26455053

>>26454944
66.66%? I don't know, I'm terrible at math but good at trading, which is why I'm mildly annoyed by your shitposts.

>> No.26455098

>>26455046
You know one side is blue, so it's not the all red card, that gives you three options when you flip it over, blue blue and red.

>> No.26455109

>>26455046

There are 6 possible draws you can make from the bag (3 cards, 2 sides per card). Of those draws 3 fit the description of having a blue side shown. So we know we drew one of those 3 card+side. The 3 options are Double Blue with blue side up, Double Blue with the other blue side up, Blue/Red with the blue side up. Of those 3 options, 2 have a blue side on the other side as well. Hence 2/3.

>> No.26455111

>>26455046
>what is conditional probability

>> No.26455117
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26455117

Get out of GME Monday bro’s. This was a random roastie coworker of mine with gigantic milkers. GET OUT FUCK!

>> No.26455136

>>26455117
Post tiddies
>>26454944
Jackie Chan

>> No.26455164

>>26455109
How the card is drawn is irrelevant. We know the side shown is blue, that eliminates the double red card.

Since we know the shown side is blue, that means it's one of two cards, the double blue or red/blue.

>> No.26455171

>>26454944
50/50, either it is or it isn't brainlet

>> No.26455173

>>26455117
yeah we're hitting peak euphoria now it's just a matter for people getting out safely it might run more. i expect some of us in the wreckage though. the fire rises.

>> No.26455178

>>26455117
What do you mean by "roastie", anon?

Kind regards,

Paige

>> No.26455206

>>26455178
tits bussy or gtfo faggot.

>> No.26455214

>>26455164
>>26455171

Time to invest in a boomerfolio. You failed the test.

>Since we know the shown side is blue, that means it's one of two cards

It could be both sides of the double blue. There are effectively 3 possible cards.

>> No.26455219

>>26455178
He probably means washed up whore bag buts been nice about it.

>> No.26455227

>>26455053
>I'm terrible at math but good at trading
Well, sooner or later your luck will run out.
>your shitposts
I'm not the only puzzleposter. There's at least one other guy.

Then again it's fun to watch retards arguing about probability paradoxes.

>> No.26455232

>>26455214
Fuck off with your bullshit dude.

>> No.26455240

>>26455117
you talk about stocks too much to people irl, bro. You're "that guy"

>> No.26455256

>>26455232
It is extremely easy to try this out yourself with 3 pieces of paper and like 30 draws.

You are not drawing a card. You are drawing a side.

>> No.26455258

>>26454944
Bond burgered?

>> No.26455274

$1,000 into weekly GME $115 calls on market open Y/N?

>> No.26455275

>>26455232
>failing babbies first probability test
ngmi

>> No.26455282

>>26455232

So which ETFs will you be buying now that you found out that you aren't suited to trading?

>> No.26455299

>>26455214
so the question should be more descriptive rather than just asking "what are the odds the other side is blue?"

no where in that question did it mention including the odds of drawing from the bag

>> No.26455306

>>26455117

Post picture of said milkers.

For reference.

Also, isn't a metric ton of normies buying GME a good thing? It'll drive up the price even more and then be left holding the bags.

>> No.26455312

>>26455117
So that's the first message ms Paige Roastie sent you is it? Makes sense

>> No.26455321
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>>26455173
She is the last person I work with I would expect to give a shit about GameStop stock. I work in E-Commerce and we all make reasonable money but she has never said a word about the market until she asked me that. Huge sell signal for me. Time to figure out the next meme.

>> No.26455325
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26455325

I now have a couple thousand, what stock should I buy? I was thinking some pharma shit, as I don't have any pharma stocks. Is pharma overrated in general?

>> No.26455331

>>26455299

The question clearly states you are randomly drawing from the bag.

>> No.26455352

>>26455299
>given the top side is blue what is the probability the bottom is blue?
this is literally the same as asking what are the odds.

>> No.26455358

>>26455306
Timing the top is extremely tricky when normies come into play.

>>26455321
It's BB, which is already risky, and BBBY is next, which is still kind of low.

>> No.26455369

My new strategy is the fallowing, always buy right after biden’s speech.

And sell right before the next one!

>> No.26455371
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26455371

First for SRAC to the moon (literally)

>> No.26455386
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>>26455312
It’s not. I delete my conversations with women so my girlfriend doesn’t accidentally stumble anything. I don’t even cheat, but she gets insecure about me talking to any other woman. Probably a sell signal on the girlfriend to be honest.

>> No.26455393

>>26455274
im gona try to buy 1

>> No.26455406

/biz/bros...what about VISA or Mastercard?
It's the CONSUUMER stock

>> No.26455408

>>26455275
Its not even a fucking probability test its a semantics test.

>> No.26455422

>>26455299
I hope your portfolio is a conservative 100% TQQQ, anon.

>>26455325
You have to be careful with pharma, 90% are PnD plays. One counterexample is AUPH last week, but the most important thing it had was very successful results and previous trials. The only thing not priced in then was the FDA approval, but if you talked to some people with pharma background they'd told you it 99% that the FDA will approve it.

TL;DR: only buy pharma if they have solid results.

>> No.26455428
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26455428

Do you guys think it's too late to get into GME?
I started trading last week, but i did paper trading because i didn't want to be that one fool who's completely new to the game and ends up blowing all his money. So i bought at 35$ but with demo money.

I'd hope that there's gonna be another dip to maybe 50$ but at this point i feel as though GME is not getting any cheaper.

>> No.26455453

>>26455428
I sold at $16, lmao

>> No.26455460

>>26455428
I hope this is bait.

>>26455406
>Buying a random giant in a clown market
>Enjoying 5% YoY growth while memes safely make 15% a month
Only do it once we are well into the recession bro.

>> No.26455475
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26455475

You have one hour to make as much money as possible playing cards and $1000 to start out with. You have a 55% chance of winning each hand and doubling your money. How much do you bet per hand to ensure you make as much money as possible before the time runs out?

Looking up proper bet sizing will be grounds for disqualification.
>>26455227
>Well, sooner or later your luck will run out.
Doubt.jpg, trading is more dependent on rationality and how detached you are from your emotions. Most math autists trying to stick to a strict system or those who program their own bots generally fail to beat the market.

>> No.26455480

>>26455460
tell me about the memes

>> No.26455484

>>26455428

Personally I think its too late to get into GME. I'm not putting my money into it at least. Don't worry though. There will be plenty of other chances to make money.
If you're new to all this starting out by buying into crazy schemes such as this probably isn't the best idea anyway.

>> No.26455491

>>26455460
>I hope this is bait.
why? is it wrong to start out with paper trading to get a feel for it?

>> No.26455500

>>26455358
Wait why BBBY? Did I miss something?

>> No.26455521

>>26455428
inevitably gamestop will return to $10-15 a share the million dollar question however is when does the mania end and the dumping begin. could be monday could be 2 weeks could be 3 months nobody's really sure of that. but this is a short squeeze not anything organic

>> No.26455522

Tomorrow your dreams will be crushed.

>> No.26455530
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26455530

What do you think about Zynex?

>> No.26455536

>>26455475

Questions is kind of meaningless without a metric for how long a hand takes?

As stated, you just have to make sure you don't run out of money because you can always recover (as you have +EV plays). So just bet half your stack for every bet.

>> No.26455542

>>26455484
>Don't worry though. There will be plenty of other chances to make money.
A lot of people have been calling the GME thing a once in a lifetime opportunity so i feel i missed out on free money.
Of course that's a dumb thing to say as there was always a chance for it to backfire...

>> No.26455547

>>26454944
>>26455034
correct, 50%
you can eliminate the double red card so you're left with either double blue or blue red card.
easy, next 'riddle'

>> No.26455557
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26455557

Update. GET OUT OF GME.

>> No.26455572

>>26455325
Buy AUPH tomorrow, the FDA just approved one of their drugs. Its one of the only drugs that can treat lupis nephritis. The other one is a set of injections that isn't as effective as this new drug. BIG NEWS

>> No.26455580

>>26455557
Ah fuck it's over. Now post Paige's milkers or gtfo.

>> No.26455587

>>26455557
nobody cares about your normie shit

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26455598

>>26455460
Hey there little brainwashed anon.
Bought VW September, sold Friday.
Now what was that yoy 5% shit you were talking about?

>> No.26455601

>>26455475
DESU in this clown market sentiment analysis is key, so you may be right. But fundamentals and proper pricing will matter at some point in the future.

>>26455480
SPACs (like IPOE or SRAC), Green energy hype shit (like PLUG, ICLN or GEVO), and EV hype shit (like NIO or swing trading RIDE and WKHS), or leddit hype shit (like GME, BB and BBBY).
These come up in /smg/ all the time, you just have to lurk.
They usually either pump 2x or just stay or lose like 10-20% value. Safe gains, very assymetric risk profile.

>>26455491
No, it's wrong to isntantly buy into a fucking leddit PnD when you're starting out.

>>26455500
Solid financials, a very good recovery plan, shift to online sales and 60% short interest, much of it from none other than Melvin capital.

>>26455572
I'm pretty sure it's too late to buy AUPH now. It's going to be +30% in the first minute of premarket.

>> No.26455604

>>26455557
>mentions bf
ABORT
DELETE CONVO
BLOCK NUMBER
QUIT JOB

>> No.26455605

>>26455542

There's no such thing as once in a lifetime is stocks. Trust me.

>>26455547

Go buy yourself some ETFs dummy

>> No.26455611

>>26455428
>>26455484
>>26455521
for all we know gamestop could issue 60 million new shares next week and cause a big dip

>> No.26455612

>>26455542
Exactly Don’t FOMO in.

>> No.26455613

>>26455557
If this gets dubs you have to ask for a pic of tits

>> No.26455616

>>26454840
will stock markets survive if defi is solved through projects like uni & dia?

>> No.26455634

>>26455557
Wait hold up nigger you say you delete your texts with other women because your girlfriend gets insecure about you talking to other women but this apparent roastie named Paige is texting you at 3am? You should kill yourself rather then send yourself texts and post them on biz.

>> No.26455647
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26455647

Why does it feel so weird when regular people start talking about the stocks you've been memeing about the past 4-5 months

>> No.26455666

>>26455598
Lol I earned the same amount swing trading WKHS last month.

>> No.26455692

>>26455601
>I'm pretty sure it's too late to buy AUPH now
Are you sure?? I haven't bought in and was looking for a second opinion. Right now I have a limit order at $16 and it has the ability to execute during pre-market (however its probably slow since robinhood is intentionally shit). Should I just leave that limit order and if it doesn't end up executing then just leave AUPH alone?

>> No.26455693

>>26455647
All of us end up becoming the 'stock guy'.

Then you get roasties approaching you like:

Heyyyy chad I heard you bought some of those gamestop and bitcoin stocks. Could you teach me?

>> No.26455700

imagine selling immediately when you hear normies are catching and not waiting for them to FOMO buy and THEN selling

>> No.26455713

>>26455647
cause you enjoy being a special snowflake
this is what it feels like to be a woman
enjoy it while it lasts

>> No.26455718

>>26455634
I don’t live with my girlfriend and she’s not at my place why would I care right now?

>> No.26455725

>>26455406
Both V and MA are good re-opening plays. I doubt they're going to see big gains until international travel comes back though. And given the current situation, who knows if it's going to be this summer or next.
If you are in it for the long run, and aren't some ADHD-riddled porn-brain that gets antsy when the line doesn't move for five seconds, it's a solid investment.

>> No.26455744

>>26455692
I think it's going to go to $20, but since the news are public, people are going to pile on it super fucking fast.

A limit order of $16 sounds reasonable though. If it doesn't get executed, you will be fine. A market order would be idiotic though.

>> No.26455746

AUPH bros, I've been hearing some sketchy shit. Get out Monday on Market open while you can, this thing is going to crash hard and fast.

>> No.26455765

>>26455557

>girl messages you late at night to see if you became rich
>you didn't
>immediately drops the boyfriend bomb

She wanted to see if she should become your golddigger lol

>> No.26455768

>>26455475
I don't necessarily know what an acceptable chance of not bankrupting is. But assuming 1/50 chance to bankrupt is acceptable that would be losing then you have about 4.9 bets before you would go bankrupt so theoretically a bet of about 204 dollars would be reasonable here. If you want to give me an actual acceptable failure rate i could calculate something else for you but I'm not well read on gambling.

>> No.26455794

>>26455725
>Missing out on 100% earnings based on safe nobrainer plays in a clown market
>enjoying a 5% growth over 3 months
>enjoying the 30% crash that will eat those earnings once the crash actually comes

You "value investors" think you're superior, because of "muh long run", but why do you think I won't go long once it makes sense?

>> No.26455801

>>26455700
I will be sitting at the sidelines with my popcorn desu family

>> No.26455813

>>26455746
>some sketchy shit
you gotta post it or else nobody will listen

>> No.26455832

>>26454944
2/3
Really interesting that seemingly simple probability questions get debated by mathematicians irl

>> No.26455833

>>26455746
>1 post by this ID
>FUD
Imma gonna need some evidence. I wouldn1t advise anyone going INTO AUPH now, but getting out soon sounds idiotic.

Are you trying to manipulate the market on a board that has literally less than 6 figures of combined net worth?

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>>26455557
It's always extremely akward to talk with normies about stocks, they literlly have no clue what the fuck is going on. Neither do I but I pretend I do.

>> No.26455852

wow it's insane that you can actually talk to people in here during the weekends

hi guys

>> No.26455857
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26455857

V-shaped recovery

>> No.26455871

>>26455557
way too many words in your texts, bro.

>> No.26455885
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26455885

Does anyone take ADHD medication while trading (or any other stimilus), I don't have ADHD but that shit makes me focus hard.
I also finish the day with smoking a joint.

>> No.26455889

>>26455832
See also the Mony Hall problem, which is extremely unintuitive. I still cannot wrap my head around it.

>> No.26455892

>>26455542
There will always be another. Before GME it was AMD. Anyone who tells you this is it is a newfag or a shill trying to get you to buy high sell low.

>> No.26455898

>>26455843
>Idkkk
>It could still go up
These people are the average population, stupid easy to control retards.

>> No.26455918

>>26455892
Before GME it was Kodak.

>> No.26455931

>>26455871
first thing i was thinking, fucking lol. just imagining the chick on the other side reading this shit and regretting asking the autist

>> No.26455946

>>26455918
ah yes I forgot about that I was too busy with other commitments and missed out on that one.

>> No.26455962

>>26455889
if you look at the situation from the point of view of the gameshow host, not of the contestant, the correct solution should become more obvious

>> No.26455967

When a politician puts a poison pill in a bill does it mean their voters want it but the politician doesn't?

>> No.26455969
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>>26455885

Been taking Adderall for 10 years. Used to take 30 MG of IR x 2 daily while in college but it was too much.

Been on 20 MG of XR x 2 daily and it's perfect.

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>>26455898
She literally knows nothing about the market either. Like what makes a person say something like that when they have no clue. Normies are something else.

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>>26455885
No, since I don't think when I buy stocks. I just buy the memes which get shilled here without researching. I know at some point I will crash, but so far it went surprisingly well.

>> No.26456025

>>26455843
literally boils down to line went up, hope line keeps going up

>> No.26456032

>>26455898
One of my friends says he's gonna buy a shit ton of Sony stock, like the fundementals are there but he thinks it can explode.
Like wtf their products are already calculated in.

>> No.26456037

>>26455536
>Questions is kind of meaningless without a metric for how long a hand takes?
I didn't ask how much money you could make, I asked what you should bet. The optimal bet is about 32.5%, so $325 dollars, this ensures you make money at the fastest rate without suffering through large drawdowns or going broke because your bets were too large, or making money at a suboptimal rate because they were too small. It's calculated using the Kelly criterion formula.

>> No.26456049

>>26456023
> so far it went surprisingly well.
#bullmarketThings

>> No.26456070

why does /biz/ have a bump limit of 300, during the weekdays there's a new /smg/ every 10 minutes, it's dumb as hell

>> No.26456078

>>26455871
This is your brain on burger communication.

>> No.26456088

>>26455794
You silly goose, both V and MA are considered growth stocks.
It's just not pure, unadulterated gambling like betting on a short squeeze or SPACs.

>> No.26456090

>>26456037
>Kelly criterion
I've learned something today. Thanks. I knew posting probability puzzles will pay off in the long run.

>> No.26456093

>>26455962
This explanation should make it immediate. The probability that you picked a goat was higher than the probability that there is a goat behind the door you would change to. So by switching you have better odds than you did before.

>> No.26456103

>>26455857
C shaped recovery where C stands for cunny

>> No.26456116

>>26456078
Yeah. It’s not even verbose he’s just probably some asian zoomer.

>> No.26456122

>>26454840
>Degiro 2nd cheapest platform for Euros
So which one is 1? I have some money and I want to get in, help me out anons

>> No.26456136

>>26456070
>why does this thread behave the same as every other thread with the exception of stickys
lurk

>> No.26456141

>>26456088
>growth stocks.
Underprforming QQQ is now a growth stock. Understood.

>> No.26456145

>>26456032
they could get massive gains in entertainment business as anime becomes mainstream. No, I'm not memeing.
I know they bought Funimation few years ago, for example

>> No.26456168

>>26455969
Me on the right.

>> No.26456174

>>26456037

Fair enough. I was basically thinking from the perspective that you could always make infinite money so the amount didn't matter as long as you didn't go bankrupt. But indeed the rate can be improved upon by the answer you gave.

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26456180

Pelosi bought AAPL, DIS, and TSLA LEAPs

>> No.26456190

>>26455999
Honestly if you look up all that evil nudge shit in mainstream economics it's literally just 'how can we the elite trick the normies into selling us their kidneys'. Living with reality is a life of pain, I don't blame normies in a way.

>> No.26456192

>>26455969
what would happen if you stopped taking it now ?

>> No.26456200

>>26456180
Me too, weird.

>> No.26456202

>>26456088
Also SPACs and memes are not gambling if you spread your money out to multiple ones. It becomes more like a Venture Capital deal.

>> No.26456248

>>26456180
Is she taking advice from 2019 /smg/ archive?

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26456256

Any opinion on the boomer stock CCC3`

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26456261

Be honest, /smg/
Do you know how to read candlesticks? How many reversal patterns do you know?

>> No.26456262

>>26456037
If you have infinitly divisible money, chance of bankruptcy is 0, right?

>> No.26456263

>>26456032
My advice is that if you make it then tell your family that you don't give advice but you're willing to give some of your money because you trade with WAY more money than they will ever.


They're making trades with 50 dollars while you're making trades with 50,000 dollars.

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26456289

all in GME

>> No.26456290

>>26456190
what evil nudge shit? sound interesting homie

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>>26456261

>> No.26456299
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26456299

Any fellow boomerinvestors scared? What if after 10 years from now we will have the same amount of money we do today?

>> No.26456306

>>26456261
I dont believe in it. I believe in apophenia .

>> No.26456309

>>26455999
Right??? Before I knew about the stock market I knew that talking about it would make me look like a dumbass so I just shut my mouth. Fuck WSB for encouraging these retards. Same thing happened when bitcoin peaked in 2017. I remember seeing snapchat stories of people buying BTC at the peak lol.

>>26456190
But they don't choose to live that way, they do it out of ignorance. Anyone who isn't ignorant is trying to claw their way out of the trap right now.

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>>26456261
>Do you know how to read chicken bones?
>How many tarot card sentences do you know?

>> No.26456322

>>26456180
Those transaction dates...
Those people really are retarded.
They have all the tools to know more about international events.
Instead of doing her job and find out more about the virus. She went and bought LEAPs at high?

>> No.26456327

Any tips on making few % every week / month? Like, how to look for stocks that are in red but will very likely go up soon?

>> No.26456337

>>26456261
When it comes to technical analysis I literally only use a SMA and RSI.

>> No.26456355

>>26456299
>imagine thinking ETFs are inherently safer than any other stock, you just have to hold it long enough

>> No.26456361

>>26455885
man playing uppers n downers like that gonna short-circuit your shit

>> No.26456390

>>26456262

Yes, unless you bet all your money.

>> No.26456399
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>>26456361
Boomer spotted

>> No.26456406

>>26456327
>look for stocks that are in red but will very likely go up soon
Most stocks are in red for a reason, if its not an all-out red day. You should instead look for hype rumors and catalysts.

>> No.26456426
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26456426

>>26456023
you are literally me

>> No.26456441

I've just put a $1200 GME buy order in as my very first stock AMA

>> No.26456460

>>26456441
Good luck.
Don't quit once you go -30%

>> No.26456465

>>26456441
Post a screenshot of a market order for maximum effect.

>> No.26456472

>>26456261
Technical analysis is ideally for pre-established stocks. The trading done here really can't be predicted with technical analysis.

>> No.26456477

>>26456460
GME can only go up for the week. Next week is down.

>> No.26456478

>>26456261
I understand how to read the sticks but I just keep it on the line-view, everyone likes to look at the line go up. In terms of real technical analysis though I only have a very basic knowledge; I'm not much of a swing trader so getting those smaller insights into the stock's movements is not so important to me. I'm one of those boomer idiots that actually still researches the company and context of the stock I'm buying.

>> No.26456485

>>26456441
when are you planning to sell?

>> No.26456486

>>26456406
True, I guess it's more of evaluating if there is a reason for a stock to go up again. Hunting for rumor is pretty hard, and without knowledge about given industry it's sometimes impossible to evaluate plausability of those. That's why I'm wondering if it trading just based on patterns would be the way to go.

>> No.26456491

>>26456399
He’s not lying to you. Once you start adderall the longer you’re on it the harder it is for your brain to readjust itself to normality. You either stop taking it or don’t take it at all. If you do it for years and eventually want to get off you’re fucked.

>> No.26456509

>>26456472
>The trading done here
what kind of trading would that be? FOMO-trading?

>> No.26456517

>>26456399
gotta respect the dubs, but why you gotta do me like that man im just trying to look out for you

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>>26456299
Never happened.

>> No.26456543

>>26456477
>can
>must
>has to
are not the words you should use in stock trading. Just google Tesla's battery day

>> No.26456544

>>26456472
Hot take: what do you think HFT algos are doing if not pure technical analysis with a sprinkling of sentiment analysis?
HFTs already extract the maximum amount of money possible from TA and pattenrs, so only noise remains and retailer TA does not work.

>>26456486
if it was easy, there wouldn't be any profit in it.

>> No.26456554

>>26456261
>TA
Fake and gay.

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>>26456441
>Buy GME 2 weeks ago as my first stock
>Portfolio is now full of stocks and calls from smg
>Everything is green

Thanks /smg/ can't wait for it all to disappear next week

>> No.26456576

>>26456441
glad to know you will never be coming back after monday!

>>26456478
>using lines instead of candlesticks
That's a sign of being a massive pleb but ill forgive you because you are a boomer investor

>>26456509
People here want a stock that will suddenly gap up in price. Technical analysis can't really predict that.

>> No.26456579

>>26456491
unless you have ADHD and your brain is already pre-fucked.

>> No.26456580

>>26456299
>>26456538
It's 2001-2011 btw

>> No.26456607

>>26456299
yes, to make a good profit you have to pick the right stocks and sell covered calls in recessions

>> No.26456613

>>26456580
Bonds yielded good money between 2001-2011. It's extremely retarded to rely on stocks only for the ultra long run.

>> No.26456627

>>26456579
Yup. If you take it for years and don’t have ADHD and get off you’ve given yourself ADHD.

>> No.26456630

>>26456607
Do people buy covered calls for a proper premium in a bear market tho.

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>>26456491
>>26456517
Alright thnx for the advice, I don't do adderall daily I do it when I have a big project or when I daytrade (like once or twice a week).
I do basicly smoke weed daily but I take a 1 to 2 week break every month, unless it's a holiday. And I only smoke weed after 20:00 on workday's
I know my body well and workout 2 - 4 times a week.
However thnx for the warning boomers ;)

>> No.26456675

>>26456579
>ADHD may also have trouble focusing their attention on a single task or sitting still for long periods of time.

Everyone has ADHD. Focus and discipline and achieving set goals is hard and if you can do it you are guaranteed to make it in life.

>> No.26456686

>>26456668
>wasting your gains on dude weed lmao
ngmi

>> No.26456692

>>26456023
What is your next buy??? BBBY??

>>26456544
The idea is to ride the trend alongside the HFT and industry traders, like a leech.

>> No.26456733

>>26456675
>Everyone has ADHD
Also there is no depression and you should just not be sad lol.

Real ADHD is a hormonal imbalance that needs medication for the person to function properly. Of course Adderall is given out like candy in the US, but that's a different problem.

>>26456692
You can't outleech the leeches. They slurp up any money way before you can.

>> No.26456744

>>26456686
I grow my weed and that covers half a year of my supply.
Also I'm dutch so it's not that expensive and I don't drink.

>> No.26456797
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>>26456733
Happiness and Depression are reactions to what’s happening in your life, humans are supposed to exist in a state of emotional neutrality. I’ll never understand why people think they should be happy all the time, it’s an impossible task to achieve sincerely.

>> No.26456809

>>26456322
Yeah I thibk it's weird how she bought options in TSLA that are so ITM. I don't trade options so I don't really know what is the benefit of that. Wouldn't the premium be sky high?

>> No.26456861

>>26456797
That's happiness and sadness you're talking about, and yes it should cancel out.
People with depression feel either nothing or sadness all the time because of their unnaturally low serotonin levels. It's also a hormonal disease that can be fixed with medication.

Somewhat like diabetes.

>> No.26456910

>>26456733
I agree with what you said, if they diagnose ADHD based on blood test and hormone concentrations, I agree. But when they diagnose it based on my greentext, its fuckin bullshit.
And yeah, same thing with depression, or overweight, etc. There are real cases where there are underlying hormonal causes but in modern society its very often people's bullshit.

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>>26456465
here u go

>>26456485
I don't know enough to really buy in to the talk of it hitting $1k per share so I think I'm just gonna ride it out - maybe $120 for a tasty doubling of investment? Will look into it more as the week unfolds (will probably be back down to $16 by Tuesday)

>> No.26456974

>>26456290
Richard Thaler and (((behavioral economics)))
They try to make themselves sound benevolent but they are writing about the implicit use of population control at a huge scale. This is really what modern universities drill into the managerial elite.

>> No.26457005

>>26456910
>in modern society its very often people's bullshit.
Yeah, especially depression. I'd wager at least half of the time it's underlying social issues and anxiety about e.g. career. SSRIs won't fix that.

>>26456972
Lol nice. Be sure to buy AMC too, as that's the next big short squeeze. It's super cheap too compared to GME or BB.

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>>26455017
Hello there, fellow ALPP chad.

>> No.26457015

>>26456122
Interactive Brokers. They offer a lot more types of assets than DeGiro, but, they also cost 10€ per month, so not good for small portfolios.

I have a medium/small portfolio 15.000€ and use both. Just in case one goes down one day for whatever reason, I have a backup broker.

>> No.26457019

>>26456809
Yes, but the trade off is that the break even price is lower and the probability of making a profit is also higher.

>> No.26457023

>>26456538
How is this possible?

>> No.26457086
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26457086

Why aren't the big boomer stocks going to drag the big boomer indexes down with them due to how pensions will be such a massive drag?

>> No.26457105

>>26457086
What is this delicious looking meal?

>> No.26457111

>>26457086
That looks horrible

>> No.26457123

>>26457105
>>26457111
based duality

>> No.26457146

>>26457015
fyi, the 10 bucks per month only apply if your portfolio is smaller than 100k.

>> No.26457168

>>26457123
Out of curiosity what was your reaction to it?

>> No.26457176

>>26454840
>Options!!??
EVERYTIME I TRY TO START AN OPTIONS FUCKIN GENERAL I GET BANNED, WTF MODS?

>> No.26457188

>>26457105
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coq_au_vin

"white people don't have culture", sorry it's the "melting pot" that doesn't.

>> No.26457195

>>26457105
Coq Au Vin. Chicken and Pork braised in wine iirc.

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>>26457111
>>26457123
Yeah, sorry, but anyone who says that his looks horrible is a fucking idiot. You'd probably eat a raw egg with the right lightning and instafilters, but not this cog au vin?
Fuck off.

>> No.26457201

>>26457146
Well, I still don't have that much money, my PLTR bag might make me go closer though

>> No.26457208

>>26457176
Not worth your time.

>> No.26457219

>>26457188
Based post and digits

>> No.26457222

>>26457188
Looks fucking amazing my man. I’m going to have to take a crack at this one day.

>> No.26457232

>>26457188
>cock au vin
>dick in wine
What did the French mean by this?

>> No.26457239
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26457239

>>26457111
Favor town got you covered.

>> No.26457258

>>26457208
perhaps, but why banned?

>> No.26457267

>>26457168
I didn't know what it was so I just assumed beef stew and I like that, so my tummy got to rumblin'

>> No.26457269

>>26457222
Try this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lloo1Ksr3ms

>> No.26457276

>>26455109
Hello retard

>> No.26457277 [DELETED] 

>>26455889
>See also the Mony Hall problem, which is extremely unintuitive. I still cannot wrap my head around it.
It's unintuitive but I feel it's easily understood if put more simply.

There are three doors each with a card behind them, two blue and one red which is the prize. From the start your chance of selecting the red card is 1/3. If I show you a door that has a blue card and then ask if you want to switch to the remaining door, that door has 1/2 chance because you know there is only one blue card left.

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>>26457015
thanks breh. From waht I'm reading, Degiro would be cheaper since I am a poorfag no?

What does /biz/ think about picrel? It's not in the pastebin, but I know a guy that uses it. That said, he's borderline retarded

>> No.26457285

>>26457258
I don't know.

>> No.26457322

>>26457239
I'd rather have the cock, these messy burgers are such a pain in the ass.

>> No.26457327

>>26457276

You failed the test. Which ETFs will you be buying then my friend?

>> No.26457329

>>26457278
if you are euro open Interactive brokers or Tastyworks for options

Currently i have put credit spreads on BB, AAPL and FB. It feels there will be a massive correction this week for absolutely no reason and i will get fucked again

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26457331

So I keep seeing people shilling BB...
Is this only going up because of the shit happening with GME? Like is there any reason to invest in Best Buy when I can just buy GME?

>> No.26457333

>>26454944
There's a 3/4 chance that I can flip over the card and get blue.

The card with two blue sides is still a card with two sides, Blue #1 and Blue #2. If I drew the double-blue card; I would be unable to tell whether Blue #1 or #2 was face-up so, when I flip it over, it could be Blue side #1, #2, or the blue side on the red-blue card.

>> No.26457364

Why is it OK for GME stop have a 150 percent short rate & HFT is not the problem, but Reddit & game stop is the problem?

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You know the funny thing is I'm worrying about having to pay CGT on my imagined gains from GME and BB memestocks. It's only 10% above the £12,300 allowance but I literally couldn't sleep last night thinking it over. Human psychology is crazy when it comes to money. I haven't even made these gains yet for fucks sake. I see why the ultra wealthy feel like they need to avoid tax even when they'll have more than enough either way. It's real lizard brain shit.

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uhhh....yeah

>> No.26457406

>>26457331
BB = Blackberry, you mong.

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>>26457331
>Best Buy
And I know youre not even trolling. ABSOLUTE FUCKIN TOP right here.

>> No.26457452

>>26457366
Remember you get 20k a year tax free in an ISA account.

>> No.26457463

>>26457277
It's also somewhat more pronounced if you have 100 doors.

>> No.26457469

>>26457277
No. If you switch your chances of winning go to 2/3. You can think that the host is offering a chioce between your door and the other two, and simply opening one of the 2 empty ones

>>26457333
2/3s. You may consider that the probability of showing any of the blue sides is equal, and 2 have blue on the other side

>> No.26457475

>>26457331
these are the type of retards who think GME will go to 100. Go back to r*ddit

>> No.26457481

>UUUU red all week
>CLF red all week
I scratch my neck occasionally hoping that I accidentally cut my lymph node whenever I think about how I sold GME after Q3 earnings.

>> No.26457489

>>26457381
Well never has there been ease of access to the markets. The thing is the dip will be bought back up, a Dot Crash crash would require a 9/11 and no-halts.

What are these experts going to say when a billion new investors get added due to growing populations & living standard increases?

What else can investors put their money in when we're talking negative interest rates & Bonds haven't kept up with inflation for years?

>> No.26457506

>>26457331
Nah man, the next big brain play is actually Tootsie Roll ($TR). Great financials, very low float and retarded short interest at 46%.

>> No.26457511

>>26457278
Trading212 has no monthly fees iirc but they have no options trading, instead they have CFD but it's more complex and risky to use even for people who know what they're doing.

>> No.26457524

>>26457269
Based. Seems easy enough. Why isn’t French cuisine more popular in the states? I don’t think I’ve seen a French restaurant outside of a major city.

>> No.26457525

Also, who here /Tootsie/

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Best CHA CHA CHINAAAA holds?

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>>26457489
People keep forgetting that the dotcom "crash" wasn't a crash. It was more like a "slow deflate over a year". People didn't even realize for like half a year that teh boom is over.

>> No.26457557

>>26457524
It was pretty popular in the 80s but we keep noggifying more and more.

>> No.26457561

>>26457525
Going to buy $300 in options for shits Monday.

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>>26457506
Has TR confirmed they're getting into EVs yet?

>> No.26457594

>>26457452
Yeah I know this is very dull but I'll type it out anyway - I opened an actively managed S+S ISA early on in this tax-year before deciding that the rates they charge would eat away at my gains, so I thought I might as well do it myself and closed it. So now I have my entire portfolio in just a normal Trading212 Invest account. I'm counting down the days until I can move £20,000 of it over to the ISA section. I'm trying to stick to the rules but it gets complicated, especially self-reporting the CGT you owe.

>> No.26457609

Please, please just let me get rich, market. I just want to move away and never come back.

>> No.26457615

>>26455852
Hi friend.

>> No.26457674

Anyone still holding MARA?

>> No.26457678

i need 2 good option plays this week, just 2 , need to make 5k, thats all im asking, no credit spreads, just long vol

>> No.26457679

>>26457549
I'm saying you might as well compare the dot-com crash to the Roosevelt's Recession.

I would love to go back to 8 percent high return savings accounts, but that can't happen with how large our national debt and how we currently pay over 300 billion a year on the interest with the current historically low interest rates.

>> No.26457682

>>26456809
>Yeah I thibk it's weird how she bought options in TSLA that are so ITM. I don't trade options so I don't really know what is the benefit of that. Wouldn't the premium be sky high?
Those are LEAPS.

The premium is super high but it's intrinsic value for the most part so you have way less theta.

You buy those when you want to buy shares but don't want to spend all the money.

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>>26457524
It's also not that popular in Germany or the rest of Europe. In my opinion most Central and Western Euro cuisines are very similiar and there is not one distinct cuisine standing out.
There is honestly 0 difference between a Dutch, a French and a Czech roast. Or an American one for that matter. French cheese styles are produced everywhere, their wine isn't really better than the one from California or Moldova or wherever.

I think it is just too close to the American cuisine to get much attention. Same in Europe. Their food is also quite sophisticated and nowadays people want something quick and fance and instaworthy, not a Polish mountain rabbit or a Bretagne fish skewer.

>> No.26457708

>>26457278
I have been happy with eToro, made 150% gains since march and has had no fuckery.

Only problem is that they sometimes wont open volatile stocks immediately at market open and some meme stocks arent available, but I only go long and buy the dip, so doesn't matter for me.

>> No.26457712

>>26457015
Really Interactive Brokers costs 10€ a month?
Well that sucks.

>> No.26457716

>>26457561
YGMI, anon. Godspeed.

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26457724

Good morning /smg/, has Reddit gone now? Yesterday’s thread was unbearable.

>> No.26457729

>>26457548
BABA

>> No.26457742

>>26455852
Hi fren. Also looking to get rich come Monday?

>> No.26457753

>>26457511
>have CFD but it's more complex and risky
CFDs aren't more complex.
CFDs are plain scams.

>> No.26457754

>>26456809
ITM leaps have a high delta and won't be as negatively affected by a short term drop in price. If she bought, for example, $1000 leaps there's no guarantee TSLA is actually $1000 in a year, we could be in a recession at that time for example, and the leap could expire worthless.

>> No.26457794

>>26457753
aren't CFDs rigged towards the house (i.e. T212)?

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>>26457724
They will probably wake up soon as well, so once they dilate they will probably be back in full force.

>> No.26457841

>>26457674
Lol

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>>26457511
>>26457753
i thought options and CFDs were the same thing...

>> No.26457846

>>26457724
Are hedgehogs based pets?

>> No.26457860

>>26457794
Yes they're a good way to lose money and the main source of income for T212, I think Trading212 is great but that's only because I don't touch leverage.

>> No.26457863

>>26457381
keynes was right. get fucked boomer. debt and market going up is the future.

>> No.26457870

>>26457594
At that point are you sure about sticking with T212?
I use them myself but I keep hearing people saying there's better alternatives.

>> No.26457872

>>26457753
>CFDs are plain scams.
Elaborate, I never use T212s CFDs I just use their ISA account so I don't pay tax.

>> No.26457879

>>26457841
i'm down 20% on MARA because I'm a fucking retard
give me some hopium

>> No.26457882

>>26457708
>Only problem is that they sometimes wont open volatile stocks immediately at market open and some meme stocks arent available,
If this isn't a fucking red flag...

Also, the best thing about trading from europe is that you can day trade with no PDT rules.

>>26457278
If you trade less than 10k.
Degiro and Tastyworks gets you everything you need.

>> No.26457894

>>26457753
There’s a reason CFDs are banned in the USA lmao
Also for high volatility stocks the house will randomly decide to ban CFD trading for a period of time. Remember it prevented anyone trading CFDs during the run up to $1700 for TSLA pre split.
CFDs and Futures contracts are two things I don’t fuck with.

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>>26457511
I'm on Trading212 right now but they don't even have stocks like GS2C even though I'm in europe.
They also don't have a lot of other shit.
Maybe Trade Republic is a better option as a yuro but who knows what they have and don't have.

>> No.26457916

>>26457894
>CFDs and Futures contracts are two things I don’t fuck with.
kek remember when redditors bought oil futures when they went negative, then realised they'd get fucked if they couldn't take delivery?

>> No.26457924

>>26457894
If CFDs are scams, wouldn't they be allowed in the US since the US is a nation that aims to scam its citizens?

>> No.26457931

>>26457329
>i have put credit spreads on BB, AAPL and FB. It feels there will be a massive correction this week for absolutely no reason
Wut
>and i will get fucked again
Oh.

I started wondering before I finished reading
>>26457843
Anon...
>>26457753
They are banned in the US for being too one sided. I don't understand just how anyone knowing that comes to the conclusion that trading them seems like a good idea.

>> No.26457946

>>26457879
Hope umm... look you can just cut your losses and do something productive with your money or baghold potentially forever idk up to you. I don't know the size of your position but I'd sell Monday and Yolo into appl calls for earnings, but you do you

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>>26457870
I mean it's not their fault I butchered the fuck out of my tax-year planning. I could put £20,000 in the ISA section now, but you're only allowed to open one of the same type a year, and I did gain from the other one even though I opened and closed it in the same year. My situation (and it's not even a "situation" I just might have to pay some tax on some gains, kek) is entirely of my own creation. C'est la vie.

>> No.26457984

>>26457931
put credit spreads is when i sell puts with defined loss, but i should make money this week nevertheless

>> No.26458034

>>26457984
I was just wondering why you would sell put cr spreads when you think a correction is due.
Only then I read the part where you think youre about to lose money

>> No.26458048

>>26457872
Theyre instruments that let you make money off the movement of the underlying stock just like options, you can go long or short on them.
Unlike options you only have to put up a small amount of money to begin the trade, the broker lends the rest. Your prediction is right you keep the entirety of the profit, your prediction is wrong you end up owing your broker more than you actually paid to enter the trade. Do not fuck with CFDs.

>> No.26458061

>>26456261
I bet you thought you sounded smart

>> No.26458069

>>26455358
Express is next and already started, same parent company as BBBY, pt $10.

>> No.26458070

>>26458061
no i don't know shit

>> No.26458074

>>26458034
is the sentiment anywhere close to bearish though? especially with AAPL and MSFT ?

>> No.26458091

>>26457916
KEK
>>26457924
The US does many things wrong, but banning CFDs is one of the good things they’ve done for retail investors.

>> No.26458125

What are some good brokers that don't Jew you on commission? I'm done with Interactive Jews, and Robinhood isn't available for me

>> No.26458132
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26458132

New to trading.

On GME.

Yesterday I added 100 on top of 500. I just saw a consistent moving straight line up to the top then pulled out when it was consistently trending down.

If the same action repeats yesterday what's to stop me putting in 2k?

Surely the odds of it to start nose diving as soon as I put a call in is low. Is this my only risk?

>> No.26458143

If we're picking meme stocks, why haven't we just started pump and dumping $BBC for the name alone

>> No.26458150

>>26455428
I finally got in for 100 shares at close on Friday at $64.00, I don’t think it’s too late and I’d expect a nice $5X entry Monday morning.

>> No.26458151

>>26458074
MSFT a little AAPL not at all watch the massive gap up Monday.

>> No.26458163

>>26458132
>f the same action repeats yesterday what's to stop me putting in 2k?
Lack of a time machine?

>> No.26458176

>>26458132
If you're new and in the US you need to educate yourself on America's weird daytrading rules - basically have more than $25,000 in your account or no day trading for you. Or maybe you get one or two chances, some burger help him out.

>> No.26458202

>>26458074
>>26458151
Im really fucking bearish on AAPL but I have been since they got over 110. I mean the numbers are completely insane by now. Revenue, Profits, most importantly growth, etc. What the fuck
This company has more stock growth this month than revenue growth in the last 3 years.

MSFT? Literally how? basically stagnated for 7 months and only now slowly start climbing up. How anyone can be bearish on that is beyond me.

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26458203

What with GME being shot up to the roof, do you think Blackberry and Palantir will do the same this week?

>> No.26458204

I'm still mad that Robin Hood cancelled their UK launch because of that dumbass who killed himself.
Would've made it so much easier to trade options here without needing to dick around with tastyworks.

>> No.26458230

>>26458163

How do you mean?

>>26458176
I'm in the UK and use trading 212. As far as I can tell I can buy stocks and sell them within a few seconds again. If there is an obvious trend upwards essentially (like literally a straight line yesterday) it seems like the only way I can get fucked if it happens to decline literally as soon as I put the call in. This seems like the quickest way to make some money. It seems so obvious but I'm wandering if there is a catch.

>> No.26458236

>>26458204
I don't get, stock brokers/traders have killed themselves for decades after losing everything, nothing's going to change.

>> No.26458237

>>26458202
>>26458151

the options flow on AAPL was crazy bullish previous week though, BB as well, so im selling puts there, but it feels like im missing out on gains and really want to capitalize this week

>> No.26458253

>>26458204
still waiting here in Aus, IB is still doing fine though

>> No.26458264

>>26458230
You’ll get slapped with pattern day trading warnings if you trade too much throughout the day.

>> No.26458278

>>26458176
>have more than $25,000 in your account or no day trading for you
what

>> No.26458285

>>26458230
Oh if you're in the UK too then do what you want. Although I wouldn't be so quick to think you've solved the fucking markets kek.

>> No.26458289

Is it too late to buy bb?

>> No.26458300

>>26458264
Oh wait you’re a bong nvm lmao

>> No.26458306

>>26458236
only difference being that the guy didn't actually lose anything and it was a display error on the robinhood platform m8

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>>26458278

>> No.26458314

>>26458289
Probably, but then again I thought that about GME at $15

>> No.26458324

>>26458176
>basically have more than $25,000 in your account
Do I need 25k just sitting in my account, or just have my brokerage account worth at least 25k?

>> No.26458330

>>26458204
I though they cancelled their launch because of Covid.

>> No.26458335

>>26457872
>>26458048
Exactly.
But wait. There is more.
With CFDs. The brokers love to give you ridiculous spreads so even if the stock moves the way you predicted, it has to move more than the spread so you actually make money.

Fun facts:
CFDs are banned in the USA.
In the EU, CFD brokers are forced by the regulators to advertise the percentage of investors that lose money on them. And surprise, it's always more than 70%.

>> No.26458340

>>26458264
Huh I was not aware of this.

Is it just a warning or do they lock my buy and sell?

>> No.26458344

>>26458306
That’s what having paper hands does to you

>> No.26458348

What are we going to do with CRBP? Hold through presentation or sell on Wednesday?

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26458376

>investing in jumia
>entire continent of africa will not have enough vaccination to reach herd immunity until 2028-'29

>> No.26458391

>>26458306
lol what? Like a stock merger or something? Damn.

>> No.26458401

>>26458324
2nd

>> No.26458419
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>>26458376
>investing in anything from Africa
The only thing of value they've produced in the past 1000 years is slaves.

>> No.26458421

>>26458348
Idk anon, the shill said we’d see the most action leading to the presentation. As long as it hits $5-$6 then I’m out, if not I hold, simple as.

>> No.26458428

>>26458348
I'll probably take my meager shekels and sell Wed. I'm kind of done with our pajeet friend.

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26458430

>>26458391
Never forget bro’s.

>> No.26458433

>>26458202
>>26458237
What?? AAPL is on par to have the largest ER in Wall Street history. 102B. I bought 2/19 130s the week before last and am way up, not selling until it hits $158 this week.

>> No.26458469

>>26457916
>kek remember when redditors bought oil futures when they went negative, then realised they'd get fucked if they couldn't take delivery?

Those are other CFDs.
Those are Contracts for DELIVERY

We are talking about Contracts for DIFFERENCE. those are the ones banned in the US.

>> No.26458486

>>26458419
>nigger slaves
>valuable

>> No.26458507

>>26458324
>>26458401
>No, pattern day trading is not illegal! The US government portrays it as being extremely risky, and thus, they created the PDT rule to protect the capital of investors. They don't forbid margin accounts or trading with accounts that have less than $25,000 of capital, but they try to regulate them as much as possible.
These rules apply to you guys just look it up, three minutes and you'll know all you need to know

>> No.26458521

>>26458421
Yeah but I fear that's how bag holders are made. I'll probably sell Wednesday, no matter how much I have

>> No.26458531

>>26458433
is it too late to buy you think? i only have put spreads :/ at 20 delta

>> No.26458532

>>26458419
Honestly I’m not sure that America investing in slaves ended up being a good thing.

>> No.26458544

>>26458176
if you have a cash account you can day trade as much as you want. PDT only applies to margin accounts

>> No.26458546

>>26458430
Even if it was a real debt he could have pulled the greatest scam in history: declaring bankruptcy

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>>26458430
>swinging cards while preparing to an hero
based af

>> No.26458564

>>26458264
Are you sure?

>Is there a limit for the number of trades?
>8 months ago Updated
>While some brokers allow traders to do a limited day trading, we won't apply any limits to the number of trades you do on a daily basis. You can process as many trades as you like through all of our account types (CFD, Invest or ISA)

>> No.26458600

>>26458340
Pattern trading is a US thing... you can trade as many times as you want in the UK

>> No.26458608

>>26458564
Different rules for US and UK

>> No.26458611

>>26458531
It's not too late no but you've already missed a lot of gains, still a 15% move up on the table give or take a bit.

>> No.26458612

>>26458237
how do you read the options flow?

>> No.26458613

>>26455274
Yes

>> No.26458623

>>26458507
PDT rules are a kike scam to prevent retail from ever making it

>> No.26458648

>>26455885
I take a vyvanse 70 and some adderall instants. I drink Java monsters. Cigarettes during premarket and open are one of the best parts of the day. Sun coming up. Either gonna make a nice amount of money or lose a lot trying.

>> No.26458652

>>26458623
day traders will never make it anyways, only swing traders will. intraday trading is all RNG.

>> No.26458656

Is GME gonna dip before it rockets?

>> No.26458666

>>26455386
>Probably a sell signal on the girlfriend to be honest.
absolutely is anon, don't make the same mistake i did and waste 5 of your peak years :/

>> No.26458668

Anybody in TELL here? I'm already +180% on it and saw it's trending on yahoo finance today. I wonder if it'll keep going up tomorrow.

>> No.26458674

>>26458237
Do not sell puts on BB, its a wsb memestock.

>> No.26458675

>>26458623
How do they prevent retail from making it?

>> No.26458679

>>26458656
>before it rockets
It's already rocketed

>> No.26458693

>>26458612
either you pay for a subscription, or you just watch others who do, when you see calls "above ask" then you know its bullish sweepers buying calls forcing MMs to hedge and buy the underlying (aka gamma squeezing)

>> No.26458701

>>26458679
It's guaranteed to keep going, relax.

>> No.26458730

>>26458674
i saw after market at +5% after closing, if it doenst collapse on monday opening ill close the spread

>> No.26458757

>>26458679
that's what you faggots said at 10
and 20
and 40
and now at 65

In no point did anything change at all. It's still shorted to hell and back, people have double downed. IF the magical squeeze exists, it hasn't happened yet

>> No.26458771

>>26458623
if you don't have 25k go fund yourself

>> No.26458800

>>26458546
Pretty much, he was just 20 year old student, most likely had nothing in his name either.

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>>26458693
>wsb retards force the shorts out of the market
>gamma squeeze x 10

This will be fine

>> No.26458824

Is there still potential in BB or is it time to find a new memestock?

>> No.26458868

>>26457846
hedgehogs are disgusting pestridden animals

>> No.26458880

>>26458656
it's kind of uncharted territory anon, I'm saying we hit triple digits. I don't really plan on selling unless it goes like $200+
>>26458824
I'm buying more on Monday, I think there's long term potential, even with the recent mooning I think it's a cheap stock in the long view. DYOR

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26458921

'ate 'amsters

luv 'edge 'ogs
luv da markit
luv 'er maj

simple as

>> No.26458939

so let me get this straight, if a shit ton of hedgefunds etc get together and short the shit out of GME its perfectly legal
but when some autists on the internet decide to pump the stock its market manipulation?

>> No.26458960

>>26458204
yeah I've been waiting for them to release in australia, I want comission free options

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>>26454840
[BCRX] - BioCryst Pharmaceutical

Up 16% Friday on news the FDA has approved once-daily Orladeyo as a preventive treatment to prevent hereditary angioedema attacks on patients 12 or older. This makes it the first and only oral treatment to prevent attacks of hereditary angioedema with FDA approval. It has also been approved and will be marketed in Japan, as a part of the same approval. Significant upside next week.

There are rumors it will be bought by Astra Zenica, in which case shares go to $30+.


[CLSN] - Celsion Corporation

This is a cheapie at $1.37 per share, dipping 21% Friday on the announcement of a direct stock offering to a major investment firm, up 57% net over the past 5 trading days. Direct Offering close-out is 1/26, and Institutions buying due to the direct offering Gap will fill shortly, driving up the price.

Based on the high option plays from Friday and the fact that the stock is trading at its Volume Weighted Average Price (VWAP) during after-hours, this company has something big in store next week. Rumors of an announcement of Phase 3 results of a cancer drug that has already shown to increase lifespan of cancer patients by 2 years in Phase 2 studies. Dawson James gave a "Buy" rating with a near-term price target of $4.00.


[AUPH] - Aurinia Pharmaceuticals

Friday announcement late in the day that FDA approved the use of Aurinia Pharmaceuticals’ Lupkynis (voclosporin) as the first oral treatment developed specifically for adults with active lupus nephritis. The market hasn't had a chance to react yet, so expect a pump in before-hours trading Monday.

Based on 6 analysts, average price target is $25.40 with a high forecast of $30.00 and a low forecast of $20.00.

https://www.lupusresearch.org/lupus-research-alliance-hails-approval-of-aurinias-lupkynistm-voclosoporin/

Rumors of a merge abound, with potentially unlimited upside.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/implied-volatility-surging-aurinia-pharmaceuticals-145602552.html

>> No.26458971

>>26458939
yes, nobody even pretends this is a level playing field

>> No.26458979

>>26458939
The issue is the people writing all the articles about how bad internet retards are, are not the internet retards.

>> No.26458983

>>26458939
Yes goy.

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>>26458961
[OBLN] - Obalon Therapeutics, Inc.

Up 17% friday on news of merger agreement between Obalon and ReShape. ReShape will own 51% of the new company and Obalon 49%. Right now ReShape is trading at $9 and Obalon at $6, but the price of these two stocks will by definition be within 2% of each other at the merge, so Obalon is pretty much guaranteed a 50% increase early next week from $6 to $9 prior to the merge.

>> No.26458992

>>26458939
Please anon, take your meds. The hedge funds aren't colluding at all, its merely a coincidence. But look, all the proof of retail pleb collusion is right there on wsb for the world to see!

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>>26458939
STOP POINTING THINGS OUT ANON THATS MARKET MANIPULATION!

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26458997

How can I profit from Nutella?

>> No.26459016

>>26458939
Hey cool it with the antisemitism anon

>> No.26459044

>>26455232
He's right.

You either picker the red card with two blue sides

Or the blue side of the red blue card.

So you either picked the front of the blue/blue card

Or the back of the blue/blue card

Or the back of the red/blue card

It's a devious puzzle because it confuses people about what they should be counting when assessing the cardinality of an event.

>> No.26459049

>>26458992
kek, ofc they are colluding, they are just smart enough to not do it publicly

>> No.26459054

>>26458433
>not thinking thats baked in
It will sell off if it doest project 420 for the year

>> No.26459076

>>26459049
I think he was being sarcastic anon

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Someone bake. I’m phoneposting in bed like a spic or I would do it myself. Here’s an advance on a brapper pic for your efforts.

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>>26459101
>HNNNNNNNNNGH

>> No.26459162

>>26458961
CLSN is such a shit company lmao, I remember when they failed their trials last summer (second try for the same drug)

Absolute garbage

>> No.26459174

>>26459054
Ok post puts then.

>> No.26459179

NEW:
>>26459151
>>26459151
>>26459151

>> No.26459192

>>26458997
Put it on a sandwich with marshmellow fluff and enjoy the shit out it. That sounds like profit to me