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you told me that i would get an Asian gf/wife when Link hit $25.
yet here i am, lonely and miserable as ever.
you lied to me, /biz/
fuck you.
how rich do i have to be to purchase pic related?

>> No.26443439

sex

>> No.26443474

>>26443385
Have you tried going to their country of origin?

>> No.26443503

>>26443474
i fully intend to. Thailand is at the top of my list, i'm told i'm able to easily purchase human affection.

>> No.26443548

>>26443385
How big is your stack?

>> No.26443586
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26443586

We meant $26 Anon.

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26443587

>>26443385
I'm so fucking lonely and horny bros, any coins for this feel?

>> No.26443625

>>26443385
he is fat

>> No.26443646

>>26443548
not big enough apparently
>>26443586
you better not be lying to me again
>>26443587
the loneliness is literally killing me. im getting gray hairs.
>>26443625
i like fat women. i am also fat.

>> No.26443654

>>26443625
Even better

>> No.26443663
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26443663

In for making Eurasian cuties the old fashioned way

>> No.26443665

Op is my spirit aminal

>> No.26443667
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26443667

Fuck off, Beta
We are full

>> No.26443685
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26443685

im messaging women on thaifriendly right now asking if they would be my friend and talk to me.
i'm so fucking lonely bros

>> No.26443722

>>26443667
That right hand looks like it's been dead a few hours

>> No.26443743

>>26443667
every time i see this picture i unironically pray to whatever God will listen that this will be me one day. soon...

>> No.26443752
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>>26443646
I promise. You're so close you can pretty much sniff her hair

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>>26443752
it hurts so bad....i just want affection

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26443834

Why is everyone so blackpilled

Cheer up anon we're all gonna get qtasngf

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>>26443793
You'll make it lad. I can dump more OC, handpicked Asian thots for you until if you want.

>> No.26443937

>>26443834
>>26443881
i would set up a trust fund for their entire village if they would only love me, or even just pretend to love me.

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>>26443937
You unironically have to love yourself first.

Or at least have to not hate yourself so much.

>> No.26444150

>>26444092
this is strikingly good advice. why does life have to be so hard?
how do i stop hating myself?
is this the first step to Asian wife?

>> No.26444151

I have an Asian wife

>> No.26444172

>>26444151
Post her soles.

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>>26444151
post pics of her butthole

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>>26444150
Why do you hate yourself? Sounds like you made profit off LINK if nothing else. Its not a good idea to get married while you still have outstanding personal issues so look at it as getting those demons off you before meeting your QT Asian waifu of your dreams.

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>>26444150
Honestly? Metta meditation is specifically designed for that purpose. Worth a shot if you're serious.

>> No.26444373

>>26444234
i hate everything, myself most of all. i hate being alive but i don't want to kms because i believe it is wrong to do that, and i know i just have to be patient and eventually i will get to die, so that gives me hope.
>>26444259
God, i wish that were me.
>>26444332
thanks anon. maybe i will try this, probably going to take a lot of it

>> No.26444399

>>26443937
>I would set up a trust fund for their village
Fuck the village, why not just take the money and set up a harem.

>> No.26444464

>>26444399
digits confirm this to be a promising course of action.
are their auctions or something where i can go pick out my harem?
i'll be super nice to them, they'll live like queens.
is it wrong for me to want to simply purchase women for a harem?

>> No.26444484

>>26444259
Wew lad

>see roided up 1488 looking guy in my town
>next time I pass by him he's clearly off cycle, followed by a dumpy Flip woman and hapa who looks nothing like him

My disappointment was palpable

>> No.26444529

>>26444464
Fuck no. Not if everyone's happy. I'd do the same, until it no longer suits me.. but to be honest I'm not sure there would be a point in which it wouldn't

>> No.26444559

>>26444464
as for auctions I don't know man.. I'm not rich enough that I even considered looking into it yet. But maybe I should start.

>> No.26444567

>>26444529
i'm going to have the happiest harem on earth.
this gives me so much hope.

>> No.26444877

>>26443667
>Thai ladyboys
Fucking disgusting

>> No.26445014

>>26443385
you dont get those in thailand, bro. go to japan, korea, or an american expat or fez