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Anonymous Fri Jan 22 19:48:08 2021 No.26389663 [Reply] [Original]

How to get a girlfriend?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 22 19:49:14 2021 No.26389712 they like when you talk w/ them

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 22 19:49:26 2021 No.26389717 >>26389663 thats a man

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 22 19:50:13 2021 No.26389742 Have money and these low iq mammals will do everything they can to stay with you, live off of you and do nothing for the rest of their lives

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 22 19:51:03 2021 No.26389778 >>26389663 cute girl

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 22 19:51:16 2021 No.26389786 >>26389663 Cut your dick off and become your own girlfriend faggot >>26389712 Not in my experience

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 22 19:51:34 2021 No.26389800 >>26389712 not when i do it lmaoooooo

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 22 19:54:17 2021 No.26389906 fuck off we are full.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 22 20:00:25 2021 No.26390174 >>26389663 What the fuck why am I so turned on by a man

Anonymous Fri Jan 22 20:01:08 2021 No.26390208
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>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 22 20:01:39 2021 No.26390222 >>26389663 rape

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 22 20:03:46 2021 No.26390326 >>26389906 kek that sounds gross

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 22 20:14:06 2021 No.26390707 >>26389663 uniswap sir

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 22 20:14:54 2021 No.26390734 >>26389663 that's a man

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 22 20:18:03 2021 No.26390859 File: 176 KB, 960x869, 3518118B-4241-4EDB-9432-EBCBD020240B.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26389663 I heard owning rubic helps

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 22 20:20:24 2021 No.26390937 File: 230 KB, 750x499, 20200425_161710.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26390208 Based, and dare I say it... redpilled.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 22 20:22:12 2021 No.26390991 >>26389663 Be extremely outgoing and muscular. That’s really the only way. Otherwise you are guaranteed to be cheated on and/or dumped.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 22 20:23:03 2021 No.26391014 >>26389712 >talk to them What do you talk to them about anon Asking for a friend

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 22 20:23:49 2021 No.26391040 >>26389786 >Cut your dick off and become your own girlfriend faggot got a good laff outta me

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 22 20:24:03 2021 No.26391046 >>26389712 >talking >with a girl I would rather die do they like anything else?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 22 20:25:06 2021 No.26391092 >>26389712 how do you initiate a conversation

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 22 20:25:16 2021 No.26391098 >>26389663 That’s a wo(MAN)

Anonymous Fri Jan 22 20:26:07 2021 No.26391130

>>26389663
You don't need money or anything material really (beyond being able to take care of yourself and not look completely homeless). It's all about demonstrating confidence, humour, patience, and being at-least half-decent looking. I went from a job making 85-100K a year, to idiotically quitting and doing grad school. Now I'm making half that. After years of promiscuity and drinking, I'm now married, and my wife is about to pump out our first kid.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 22 20:34:47 2021 No.26391403 >>26391130 >not look completely homeless Mission failed

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 22 20:36:13 2021 No.26391457 ella doesn't even identify as a woman anymore. he accepted the reality that he will never be a woman and embraced being a femboy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 22 20:37:28 2021 No.26391508 >>26391403 I mean, you can still pick up junkies and drunks if you look homeless, but the risk factor is high and there's usually no long-term reward.

Anonymous Fri Jan 22 20:39:25 2021 No.26391569

>>26389663
>be at least 5'10
>dick at least above 5.5 inches
>good jawline
>dont give a fuck attitude
I am austistic as fuck and I managed to get in a very comfy relationship w a high fashion model i dmed her on instagram "i will marry this bitch" and since 2.5 years goin strong

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 22 20:39:58 2021 No.26391596 just be yourself

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 22 20:42:09 2021 No.26391679 >>26391569 I'm only 5"9, but swinging even a slightly bigger than average dick can always make up for that. I thank God every day to be packing 7.5in.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 22 20:43:28 2021 No.26391723 >>26391679 im jealous anon, I am barely 6.5 inches. But jelqing and zinc unironically work wonders. Used to be 5.1 lmao

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 22 20:47:47 2021 No.26391892 >>26389786 Sounds based

Anonymous Fri Jan 22 20:52:50 2021 No.26392063

>>26391092
make noises with your mouth
listen bro I literally lost my virginity at the age of 21 at the advice of /b/ from a prostitute, I am fucking 4channel incarnate
one day I looked back on even the most autistic conversations I had with girls. And the truth is, just making mouth noises with them can get you in the door. I'm not gonna give you the whole be yourself spiel. Just make noises with your mouth. You'll be ahead of those who don't

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 22 20:55:13 2021 No.26392143 >>26390222 Imagine the smell

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 22 21:04:44 2021 No.26392496 >>26392063 Based. I will make mouth noises at them anon. >>26391723 Thanks just bought 100k zinc

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 22 21:06:12 2021 No.26392552 >>26389742 lmao

Anonymous Fri Jan 22 21:07:50 2021 No.26392604
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>>26391014
Normie shit
>Music
>movies
>lying about your daily life
>Pets
>Traveling
>Non racist dreams
Whatever you do, don't tell anyone you spend 18hrs a day in a forum talking about non existent money, to racists on an anime forum

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 22 21:08:05 2021 No.26392612 >>26389663 Nobody knows.

Anonymous Fri Jan 22 21:14:41 2021 No.26392837

>>26392604
>lying about your daily life
>Non racist dreams
Fuck, those are hard. I'm a bad liar.
I think I always just get stuck on how boring I consider myself as a person but I'm gonna try to follow this anon's advice and wing it I guess.
I'm probably still more interesting that some vapid normie even barring my extensive shitcoin knowledge and hatred of niggers and jews

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 22 21:15:43 2021 No.26392867 >>26392837 >this anon's advice >>26392063 forgot to add

Anonymous Fri Jan 22 21:17:31 2021 No.26392932
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>>26392837
>Hello girl my name is anon
>Hi anon, what hobbies do you have?
>I discuss scam coins on the internet while denying the holocaust, of course
>I-I have to go , anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 22 21:25:33 2021 No.26393199 File: 331 KB, 634x845, you and women.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26389663 Here's a handy guide to see some obvious signs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 22 21:28:04 2021 No.26393296 >>26393199 so fucking hot

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 22 21:35:39 2021 No.26393598 >>26393199 Going for the high score

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 22 21:36:56 2021 No.26393642 >>26389663 A girlfriend is a bad investment. If you are a degenerate get a fuck buddy, if you are pure get a wife.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 22 21:39:03 2021 No.26393710 >>26392932 I can go on about music for a while. movies aren't my thing. what is there to say about pets and traveling besides cute and yep been there it's nice. lel

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 22 21:40:23 2021 No.26393752 >>26393710 That should be enough to keep the interest, if you look decently(i.e. not too fat or disfigured) and don't smell bad you should be able to get a gf eventually

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 22 22:10:31 2021 No.26394745 What if you hate yourself and too scared to get involved with anyone lest they discover what a sperg you are? Can’t you just not leave the house avoid be social and die a virgin?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 22 22:11:13 2021 No.26394768 >>26389663 Be attractive. This is far beyond the capabilities of most /biz/tads

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 22 22:15:31 2021 No.26394892 >>26391723 Never hurts to add more. Gonna add some extra zinc to the regimen.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 22 22:17:35 2021 No.26394968 >>26389663 To get girlfriend, seek first to get rejected. Only by failing can you succeed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 22 22:19:21 2021 No.26395023 File: 35 KB, 392x428, Spent+like+10min+in+the+windows+capture+tool+_b203904abb66ffba774167eccdb61242.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26389663 HIT THE GYM. GET /FIT/

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 22 22:20:01 2021 No.26395036 >>26389663 money money money money

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