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Kek this goy forgot his private key with a million btc on it

>> No.26368438

>>26368367
Why do you have to mean? He is probably upset by the situation, how would you feel if this happened to you? Probably not very good. We should aim to be a little more empathetic.

>> No.26368490

>>26368438
i would go insane lol it'd be like being the protagonist of an absurdist novel

>> No.26368927

imagine if he found the key and market sold all of his coins at once

>> No.26368939

>>26368367
thats not craig

>> No.26368978

>>26368939
Craig's not Satoshi.

>> No.26369059
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26369059

>>26368367
> Dorian Nakamoto
Never owned BTC.

>> No.26369785

isn't this what drives bitcoin up to these insane prices in the first place? even though it's mean spirited, i kind of wish for more people to conveniently forget their keys like dropping crystal skulls down into the depths of the pacific ocean just so bitcoin doesnt end up back at 20$ a piece

someday someone will find a HUGE stash that will permanently cripple the market so hard that it will take years to recover back where it was previously

>> No.26369969

>>26368978
Well technically after my deep investigation................ he is and isn't
but that no longer matters


RIP Satoshi

>> No.26369999

>>26369969
Craig's not Satoshi at all.

>> No.26370033

>>26369999
That's a matter of perspective

>> No.26370193

>>26369999
Quads have spoken

>> No.26370207

>>26370033
Craig will just say that he put on this massive larp to protect Dorian's identity in the end. Craig had nothing to do with the creation of Bitcoin.

>> No.26370268

>>26368438

Wow.. empathy on 4chan. The contrast is so strong i actually feel it.

>> No.26370325

>have lost key with millions worth of bitcoin
>receive notice that the IRS is now taxing unrealized gains
>go to prison for life because you'll never be able to make enough money to pay back your unrealized gains
>die in the year 2080 of old age in a supermax, owing literal trillions to the IRS

>> No.26370339

>>26370207
The Satoshi story is much darker than you think, the man is dead and Craig is now him, by default

>> No.26370396

>>26368367
Adam Back is satoshi nakamoto.

>> No.26370568

>>26370396
No i thought this at first, but Adam Back says he spoke to Satoshi so it wasn't him, but Adam was a main part of bitcoin thanks to his work on Hashcash

>> No.26370661

>>26370325
KEK

>> No.26370760

>>26370339
I don't believe that. The fact that Satoshi lived less than a mile from Hal, the second person to run Bitcoin is enough proof for me that Dorian is the same Satoshi as the Bitcoin creator. Craig Wright is a nobody hired by Calvin Ayre.

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26370821

>>26370325
Pay up goy

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26370838

I am not Satoshi Nakamoto. AMA

>> No.26370872

>>26369999
checked

>> No.26370916

>>26369785
No they won't find any shit get rent retard it's here to stay

>> No.26370942

>>26370838
Why are you not satoshi nakamoto

>> No.26371055

>>26370838
Are you the real not Satoshi Nakamoto?

>> No.26371138

>>26370838
prove it by not signing the gen block

>> No.26371229

>>26368367
RIP Hal, the man who brought us to where we are today. I hope one day he's able to be revived from his cryostasis to see his project changed the world.

>> No.26371241

>>26370942
I'm not sure yet. I think that may be related to the fact that I'm someone else.

>> No.26371257

>>26370760
>>26370760
You don't have to believe it, when i set out on my journey i thought i could find Satoshi to help me create a new peer to peer project to free everyone, the government crack down that is on the horizon needs to be addressed.

Sadly the evidence pointed at Craig being someone who couldn't deliver the ideas, so he used others to get bitcoin to work, like Thomas Edison and Nikola Tesla

>> No.26371309

>>26371055
Yes, 100% sure.

>>26371138
Done.

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26371354

>>26370838
What bags are you holding?

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>>26371309
I did see the gen blocks not get signed but how do I know it was you who didn't sign them? Could have been anyone.

>> No.26371682

>>26371354
Only coins named after some food.

>>26371391
Not anyone. All real Satoshi Nakamotos would have failed. Have a downvote.

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26371838

>>26371682
>Only coins named after some food.

>> No.26372290

>>26370396
lol that midwit? He was initially contacted BY Satoshi but he wasn't interested.

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26372501

paul le roux is Satoshi and the US gov has his coins. if you didn't DYOR or we're too smoothbrained to come to this conclusion you're unironically ngmi

>> No.26373406

>>26370568
Adam supposedly talked to Satoshi but doesn't have the mails to prove it, while everyone else who contacted satoshi has their convos. Satoshi Talked to Dai and said that Back recommended him. Very convenient huh?