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[Anonymous No.26338690]

What is the point of owning a pet

[Anonymous No.26338894]

>>26338690
happiness

[Anonymous No.26338919]

>>26338690
Companionship, someone to talk to, unswerving loyalty, makes you laugh.

[Anonymous No.26338933]

>>26338690
spend less money on hookers

[Anonymous No.26338936]

>>26338690
Can't own people anymore. Own a pet.

[Anonymous No.26338969]

oxytocin gains

[Anonymous No.26338975]

>>26338690
They cute, you can play with them and depending on the pet they can provide service and products

[Anonymous No.26338987]

>>26338690
There is none. Shit and piss and smell factory

[Anonymous No.26339092]

>>26338690
Love.

[Anonymous No.26339099]

>>26338690
Most pets are not companions. Dogs are unironically man’s best friend. They bring you happiness and I suppose some utility if you train it correctly. E.g. hunting retriever. From an autistic point of view though (I know you are), females like them and will increase your probability of producing better offspring. Play the game of Darwinism and don’t get bogged down in what seems arbitrary to you but good to others. I love my doggo more than people unironically

[Anonymous No.26339126]

>>26338690
i got a dog and it genuinely helps with stress, dogs love the shit out of u and look forward to interacting with you no matter what. my dog cuddles with me during the dip to strengthen my iron hands.

[Anonymous No.26339260]

You can fuck them

[Anonymous No.26339307]

>>26339260

[Anonymous No.26339350]

>>26339126
>and look forward to interacting with you no matter what
not true. i beat my dog and now whenever i come home he whines and runs under the bed and hides.

[Anonymous No.26339399]

>>26339099
What pet you would recommend to someone who has Aspergers and has never felt a woman’s mouth

[Anonymous No.26339454]

>>26339350
Spotted the nigger

[Anonymous No.26339459]

>>26339399
Any reptile

[Anonymous No.26339465]

>>26339399
Checked and Golden Retriever or Black Lab pilled.

[Anonymous No.26339479]

>>26339399
what are you gonna do, kiss your pet
just get a cat you weirdo.

[Anonymous No.26339496]

>>26338690
POOP

[Anonymous No.26339511]

>>26339350
Hi Chang or Tyrone. Get the fuck off my board.

[Anonymous No.26339545]

I have pet grasshopper, is mostly for companionship but also entertainment and pleasure

[Anonymous No.26339548]

pets make you happy and you're less likely to get robbed if you have a dog at home.

[Anonymous No.26339559]

>>26339399
I would start going for morning jogs for a month, so that you have a routine. If you are incapable of doing that don't get a dog. Then get a golden-doodle. Take it on your morning jog for exercise and train it properly. Its not a small dog that will make you look like a homosexual, its not a golden retriever that will make you look like a basic/try-hard, and it will look like a big teddy bear and be permanently cute. They are also relatively smart and easy to manage.

[Anonymous No.26339563]

>>26339511
its his own fault. there would be almost no beatings if he just did what hes told

[Anonymous No.26339580]

>>26339399
a cat from a shelter
better yet a kitten from the street
cats unironically are fucking autists and have assbergers. they dont know for shit how to convey their emotions and refuse to learn the proper way to communicate with their masters
but in that weirdness if you strike the perfect balance, they'll love you forever, especially a cat you picked up from the street. they are very grateful creatures
however, they spoil very easily from a young age, so if you pick one up from a breeder, get ready for a gamble of "is it a narcissistic piece of shit that thinks its a god or is it a narcissistic piece of shit who also kind of likes me?"

[Anonymous No.26339640]

>>26338933
because the pet helps you attract more girls or...

[Anonymous No.26339665]

>>26339350
you're a big man huh? how about u pick someone ur own size retard

[Anonymous No.26339689]

>>26339580
Pretty based.

[Anonymous No.26339714]

>>26339399
Probably what >>26339465 said. Companionship, friendship, whatever you want to label it is a necessity. Labs and retrievers are unironically great friends. Also, reptiles can just be flat out fascinating for people on the >>26339399
Probably what >>26339465 said. Companionship, friendship, whatever you want to label it is a necessity. Labs and retrievers are unironically great friends. Also, reptiles can just be flat out fascinating for people on the spectrum

[Anonymous No.26339734]

>>26339640

[Anonymous No.26339739]

>>26339563
I no beat hoppy but when he ate his brother I clip hindwings

[Anonymous No.26339753]

>>26339734
kek thanks havent seen this edit saving

[Anonymous No.26339752]

>>26339714
Lmfao talk about the spoils of phone posting fuck me. Point stands though

[Anonymous No.26339898]

>>26339092
Based

[Anonymous No.26339974]

I got 3 cuddly fat rats that I spoil

[Anonymous No.26340042]

>>26338690
So that you have an object to which you feel a recurring daily obligation so that you don't feel uneasy because you're a worthless NPC with no creativity or ambition.

[Anonymous No.26340179]

>>26339714
lmao now it's official I'm on the spectrum, I've been considering getting a reptile for a pet

[Anonymous No.26340199]

>>26338690
To fuck cuz they can’t say no.

[Anonymous No.26340208]

Thank you for advising me on pet owning tomorrow i will go to the store for aquarium supplies(red eyes frogs) i will go into the streets outside my home to look for a street cat i am not fond of dogs