/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.26308714]

Line goes down edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

>Live Streams
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://wallmine.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Suggested books:
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>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.koyfin.com/

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>>26307511

[Anonymous No.26308754]

how much have you lost today

[Anonymous No.26308784]

>>26308754
Everything.

[Anonymous No.26308785]

>>26308754
3k so far

[Anonymous No.26308786]

Cute anime girl faces are for __?

[Anonymous No.26308790]

>>26308714

[Anonymous No.26308801]

Is it already over!!!???

[Anonymous No.26308812]

is it even worth doing this anymore.
isnt the tax rate going to be like 50% now?

[Anonymous No.26308816]

>>26308754
Less than I will lose tomorrow, and on Monday. It started bros, I hope you're ready.

[Anonymous No.26308826]

OH NOOOO SPY IS DOWN 0.07% BIDEN ECONOMY IT'S ALL OVERRRR

[Anonymous No.26308827]

>>26308714

Me in 5 minutes

[Anonymous No.26308829]

Threas theme

https://youtu.be/PlYjq492dVk

[Anonymous No.26308831]

NOK BROS WYA?

[Anonymous No.26308832]

tqqq split 2:1 stop fucking asking about it

[Anonymous No.26308840]

Go long on airlines, this is your chance

[Anonymous No.26308846]

>>26308812
not yet, keep trading

[Anonymous No.26308848]

X-th for butts are life and AMD confirmed 100$ end of January.

[Anonymous No.26308851]

Sold everything premarket FUCK THIS. This is no longer a winning game.

[Anonymous No.26308858]

only retards are panicking right now

[Anonymous No.26308863]

what's the best dip right now?

[Anonymous No.26308861]

>>26308812
Then you better figure it out quick.

[Anonymous No.26308862]

[Anonymous No.26308865]

>>26308851
based

[Anonymous No.26308872]

>>26308754
I'm nothing but UTZ and cash for the blox. I haven't lost a thing.

[Anonymous No.26308876]

>>26308754
3% I don't know why everyone is freaking out, I suppose we haven't had a red day in awhile.

[Anonymous No.26308879]

>>26308754
Very red in gambling, green in actual investments

[Anonymous No.26308880]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TINNY WAS RIGHT IT'S THE END TIMES

[Anonymous No.26308889]

>>26308863
Find your reddest stock
Double down

[Anonymous No.26308902]

>pump pre market
>dump market open
it’s just paper hand faggots like you and me. banks are still bullish. HOLD

[Anonymous No.26308904]

>>26308786
>Cute anime girl faces are for ________

......watching anime?

[Anonymous No.26308911]

>>26308840
You got any recs? All I can think of is AAL

[Anonymous No.26308914]

>>26308714
>>26308714
Reminder that you idiots really do have to pay taxes

[Anonymous No.26308915]

>>26308863
what a cute butt

[Anonymous No.26308918]

EHang!!!!!!! EVERY STOCK I SHILLL IS GREEN!!

[Anonymous No.26308926]

anybody else getting in on TQQQ after the split now?

[Anonymous No.26308927]

>>26308754
7% after losing 8% yesterday

[Anonymous No.26308929]

>>26308812
Only if you have over $1,000,000 income, no?

[Anonymous No.26308933]

BIGC

[Anonymous No.26308937]

Exited the market in profit. I feel like biden and old yeller are gonna do some stupid shit and make the market dip even more so I guess I'll wait until shit bottoms out a bit.

[Anonymous No.26308935]

>>26308863
Look at AMRS' long term trajectory, and look at its recent dip. Scrumptious.

[Anonymous No.26308938]

Where's CRBP shill? I thought we were charging our JO crystals today.

[Anonymous No.26308941]

>>26308827
Joe Biden cancels Keystone XL permit

[Anonymous No.26308942]

A nice green amd stock

[Anonymous No.26308944]

Guys I’m not even worried, because I walk with God. Been praying hard at night at my bedside with my eyes closed so hard during my prayers it almost hurts. After I am done asking God to take care of my family I ask him to bless all the anons in /smg/ and I don’t know about you guys but he’s treated me well. Walk with god anon and we’ll make it through this.

[Anonymous No.26308949]

>>26308926
yes

[Anonymous No.26308956]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THIS
I HAVE BEEN SWINGING THIS STOCK SINCE IT WAS 6$ AND I WAS WAITING FOR IT TO DROP UNDER 7$

[Anonymous No.26308957]

I hope you guys bought ALPP, did you ?

[Anonymous No.26308963]

weed lmao frens ww@
these dips are making me shit meself

[Anonymous No.26308971]

You mean to say you guys are actually red today?

[Anonymous No.26308973]

So this is the power... of Joe Biden's America

[Anonymous No.26308974]

How do I prepare for market crashes?
I was moving in March and didn't have a lot of money sitting around so I keep kicking myself that I wasn't able to get in on the fire sale of all those stocks. Do people just sit with 10-20k in their bank account for times like that? Or do I need to be more active and sell shit before a crash?
I'm 29 and fairly passive with my portfolio where I hold majority in ETFs. I just started touching stocks recently but have been less confident on pulling the trigger.

[Anonymous No.26308975]

I'M BLEEDING

[Anonymous No.26308982]

>>26308914
what is minimum gains to actually consider reporting

[Anonymous No.26308987]

>>26308914
>masculine body
>shaved pubes
why

[Anonymous No.26308989]

>people are actually losing money today

[Anonymous No.26308993]

LND YOU DIRTY MONGOLOIDS

[Anonymous No.26309001]

AUPH BROS?

I THINK WE SHOULD STRAP IN. HOLD ONTO YOUR BUTTS

[Anonymous No.26309004]

>>26308858

Sitting comfy with low buy ins.

[Anonymous No.26309005]

>>26308956
Holy fucking shit, I have shilled this stock on /smg/ for more than an year and I cannot believe I lost this pump.

[Anonymous No.26309006]

wheels keep turning on BUSXF

[Anonymous No.26309014]

BUY POWW RIGHT THE FUCK NOW THIS SELLOFF IS COMPLETELY RETARDED

[Anonymous No.26309028]

Well /biz/ whats the answer?

[Anonymous No.26309027]

>>26308975
Buy EHang next time!

[Anonymous No.26309039]

>>26308971
TSM just sits in a portfolio and tries its damn hardest to keep me green. Day in and day out. Actual unit of a stock

[Anonymous No.26309047]

Is this the famous Biden effect?

[Anonymous No.26309049]

>>26308911
Delta and JetBlue have been steadily going up long term, still have some way to recover too, I'm convinced they'll exploded come the official end of covid. If you want afn ETF there's JETS

[Anonymous No.26309050]

>everything red
>NNDM green
literally cannot be stopped

[Anonymous No.26309051]

>>26308754
what are you talking about, my chink stocks are green

[Anonymous No.26309055]

>>26308989
Yeah on your anime girl friends over at BILI. APOLOGIZE

[Anonymous No.26309058]

ITS OVER

[Anonymous No.26309060]

>>26308888
whats the scoop, im not gonna buy w/o reason

[Anonymous No.26309072]

>>26309028
sell the news duh

[Anonymous No.26309074]

>>26308889
are you sure doubling down on GHIV is a good idea?

[Anonymous No.26309076]

salmonbros
steelbros
yeastbros
...it's over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNLVWDkx2NY

[Anonymous No.26309081]

>>26308944
Based

[Anonymous No.26309089]

buying some cheap URG

[Anonymous No.26309093]

>>26308754
Up 2% as of this exact second

[Anonymous No.26309096]

>>26308987
>wants a hairy muscular partner
I have bad news for you anon

[Anonymous No.26309101]

>>26308754
0.90% but the worst part is that most of these are in Biden stocks and stupid GHIV

[Anonymous No.26309106]

>>26309049
Nice, appreciate it. Yeah I'm looking for an ETF to dump some extra cash into.

[Anonymous No.26309107]

SNDL bros will the potheads save us at noon?

[Anonymous No.26309113]

why the fuck is everything so red today
god damn it bring back trump

[Anonymous No.26309114]

>>26309028
the answer is you are a faggot redditor and deserve to lose money on SPACs

[Anonymous No.26309119]

>>26308944
amen

[Anonymous No.26309120]

PLUG or BB

[Anonymous No.26309125]

>>26308827
>>26308827
>>26308827

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

FUCK

[Anonymous No.26309131]

>>26308832
Not gonna lie, I just picked some up just because 200 was just not worth it. Here's hoping I don't big myself.

[Anonymous No.26309150]

>>26309114
Uuugh sweaty I only buy good SPACs

[Anonymous No.26309155]

>>26309047
>all in memes
Maybe if you bought no malarky boomer stocks, you could have been green.

[Anonymous No.26309157]

>>26309014
I sold the POWW yesterday. I sold the bottom....

[Anonymous No.26309161]

Hope you guys bought DNMR when I shilled it about a week ago.
Bought in at 26.05, up ~50% on my principal. Life is good.

[Anonymous No.26309169]

what are big dick gentlemen buying right now?

[Anonymous No.26309172]

CRBP-sama lets jerk off onto that BFARF fag

[Anonymous No.26309175]

>>26309120
BB
I need it to get up

[Anonymous No.26309180]

>>26309049
Not before they crash again after Biden shuts down the country for a cold

[Anonymous No.26309187]

>mfw CRBP is mooning
>mfw only have 20 shares
should I buy more?

[Anonymous No.26309189]

>>26309028
two words.

Its a fucking SPAC for MORTGAGE LENDING
Holy shit its not like some grand mystery.

[Anonymous No.26309192]

>>26309169
$ROPE

[Anonymous No.26309195]

>>26308888
>CLSN
How much do you expect them to jump?

[Anonymous No.26309196]

>>26309039
TSM has been there for me every fucking day bro. Never FUD, only go up.

[Anonymous No.26309200]

>>26309107
The stock will skyrocket the same exact moment I sell my shares

[Anonymous No.26309203]

WHY THE FUCK ARE THE BANKS RED THEYRE DOING GODDAMNED STOCK BUYBACKS THIS IS RETARDED

[Anonymous No.26309208]

>>26309039
TSM feels so cozy today. I’ve missed a lot of the gains but seems like the demand for their product is practically limitless rn

[Anonymous No.26309212]

>>26309050
>NNDM
More like NEDM

[Anonymous No.26309215]

>>26309161
what price you riding it to?

[Anonymous No.26309213]

>BITF.V shill was just a bagholder
RIP this scam.

[Anonymous No.26309218]

>>26309113
Because most of us hold speculative stocks

[Anonymous No.26309219]

>>26309169
BFARF as always

[Anonymous No.26309236]

>>26309175
Too late, went with PLUG, was the correct decision

[Anonymous No.26309245]

EHang flying over a sea of red.....

[Anonymous No.26309248]

BBBY keeping me green

[Anonymous No.26309249]

>>26308944
based

[Anonymous No.26309250]

>>26309175
Same. I bought the meme yesterday hoping to at least see $15 :/

[Anonymous No.26309260]

>CRBP went up before I could buy more
Wait go back.

[Anonymous No.26309265]

>>26309219
i will never buy something with that ticker

[Anonymous No.26309277]

Where's the asshole anon that told me "line goes up". I HAD TO SELL BECAUSE MY STOCKS ARE DROPPING AND I CANT AFFORD TO LOSE ANYMORE MONEY. Im having difficulty breathing and trembling right now, my wife's going to kill me.

[Anonymous No.26309284]

>>26309219
>down 50% in past 24h

[Anonymous No.26309285]

>>26309203
BNKU bros...

[Anonymous No.26309288]

What is oversold right now?

[Anonymous No.26309290]

>MARA
>AMRS
If only I could redtext

[Anonymous No.26309291]

>>26309055
i learned not to buy chinese stocks from baba, why cant japan have an anime ticker?

[Anonymous No.26309303]

>>26308714
>nokia slowly crawling up in a red day
maybe NOK shill was right

[Anonymous No.26309304]

>CBRP
>MARA slowly climbing

[Anonymous No.26309305]

>>26308944
Checked and blessed anon. Thank you for.your prayers. I need them.

[Anonymous No.26309310]

>>26309203
It's like the market is crazy

[Anonymous No.26309311]

WHERE THE FUCK IS BIDEN
WHY ISNT HE SHILLING HIS ECONOMY!!!!

[Anonymous No.26309321]

>>26309180
Just another opportunity to buy as far as I'm concerned

[Anonymous No.26309323]

>>26309169 here
it's TSM

[Anonymous No.26309324]

why isn't anybody talking about F? lol, I've been waiting for that shit to move a little bit all fucking year

[Anonymous No.26309329]

>>26309047
imagine losing money on weed lmao

[Anonymous No.26309334]

>buy CLSN at 2.10
>it's dipping to 1.90
Fuck you CLSN shill

[Anonymous No.26309344]

>>26309277
Checked, fake and gay

[Anonymous No.26309348]

>>26309203
>WHY THE FUCK ARE THE BANKS RED THEYRE DOING GODDAMNED STOCK BUYBACKS THIS IS RETARDED
Because they're doing stock buybacks.

[Anonymous No.26309352]

>CRBP carrying my portfolio today
where are you fren anon lets JO and charge our crystals and maybe play cards haha

[Anonymous No.26309356]

>>26309311
China runs the show now dude.

[Anonymous No.26309359]

>>26309113
Tax rate rumors and the massive EO signings yesterday.
The former is silly, they still have to pass that and its unlikely they'll try with the current mood. The latter is justified. The dipshit just canceled the keystone pipeline, and of course suicide bombings happened in iraq so its time to go back to war

[Anonymous No.26309369]

>>26309288
AMRS
CLF

[Anonymous No.26309391]

I haven't looked at my Ford for a while since it never does anything, but what the fuck?

[Anonymous No.26309395]

Again, where is the RLX IPO!! It was meant to be today. Is it just a case of waiting till the opening bell tomorrow now or can stuff still list mid trading?

[Anonymous No.26309398]

>>26309288
Kek nice pic

I bought BILI and TSM yesterday, pick one

[Anonymous No.26309399]

>>26308831
reporting in

[Anonymous No.26309401]

>>26309189
Have you no sympathy?

[Anonymous No.26309415]

>>26309203
bank stocks only go up after oil stocks go up
otherwise don't fucking touch them because they're crazy

[Anonymous No.26309431]

>>26309359
ah yes, America's back baby!

[Anonymous No.26309439]

>mfw I pick BB instead of NOK/AMC/GME to buy into today

[Anonymous No.26309442]

possible coup and handle on q com

[Anonymous No.26309443]

The anon that shilled me TLS around $30 is going to heaven I swear

[Anonymous No.26309444]

>>26309395
IPOs often come later in the day, like 12 or 1

[Anonymous No.26309445]

>>26309291
Baba has been very profitable for smg
That was a based dip, thanks orange retard and big Xi

[Anonymous No.26309453]

alright guys im loaded up

i dont know what the fuck i just did but if it doesnt work im homeless

[Anonymous No.26309452]

>>26309359
Everyone get in on defense contractors right now.

[Anonymous No.26309456]

>arkq was up premarket
>its down now.

wow...this is truly..the power.. of a biden administration.

[Anonymous No.26309461]

>>26309074
Yes

[Anonymous No.26309471]

I went balls deep in OBLN at $9 yesterday
kill me

[Anonymous No.26309473]

>>26309359
Guess who bought defense a while back faggot, you know democrats. /pol/ magik doing its work

[Anonymous No.26309482]

>>26309369
Mmmmm made a 35 thousand dollar buy of AMRS at 9.95 baybayyyy

[Anonymous No.26309490]

>>26309443
There's plenty of room left to run anon. TLS = Deep State.

[Anonymous No.26309489]

>>26309028
Can I get an invite?

[Anonymous No.26309492]

>>26309444
Thanks for the heads up smg bro... biz since 2018, but was exclusively crypto for the longest time.

[Anonymous No.26309499]

>>26309329
My portfolio P&L is green, I bought TLRY in December and sold on January at 20.30$, same with SNDL except that this pos is not moving and I’m 15-20% up.

[Anonymous No.26309503]

>>26308944
They can take away our freedoms, but we will always be free with Christ. Even with nothing we will have everything brothers.

[Anonymous No.26309510]

>>26309119
and awomen

[Anonymous No.26309511]

>>26309453
Screenshotting to lol@you later

[Anonymous No.26309515]

>>26308754
Down 3%. Never gonna beat inflation at this rate

[Anonymous No.26309538]

>>26309359
>The dipshit just canceled the keystone pipeline
Is this even bad for current oil outside of TC energy
always struck me as a ""green"" move that was really made to help out big oil

Crude oil is holding above $50

[Anonymous No.26309540]

Everyone must learn from me, don’t do the needful and buy short calls on steel and weed at the top.

[Anonymous No.26309543]

that anon set his sell limit at 70....is he going to make it

[Anonymous No.26309545]

Where are $UAVS and $KTOS shills today? How is your stocks doing?

[Anonymous No.26309564]

>>26309540
You're supposed to do the Sneedful you donk.

[Anonymous No.26309570]

>CRBP
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.26309572]

have u guys ever taken a shit so dry and sticky that you felt like you had to shower after to be clensed?

i just took one of those, my ass feels weird

[Anonymous No.26309579]

Bought some TQQQ and have 1 more order for a lower limit.
Debating if add more Bitfarms or CLF

[Anonymous No.26309590]

>>26308982
Afaik. Any. Not reporting gains/income is the quickest way to get an audit from the irs.

[Anonymous No.26309591]

>>26309489
HOW did you know I'm the one who wrote the anime face sitting post?

[Anonymous No.26309608]

>>26309540
And I thought my week was tough. My hands grow tired holding CLF, if it bubbles up I’m just doing options on ARKK and ARKG

[Anonymous No.26309609]

>GHIV back to near NAV day before ticker change
>lost about 2k on this shit
I don't fucking get it. someone explain it to me. i'm retarded apparently.

[Anonymous No.26309610]

hope you pltr bros are selling to pick up tls

[Anonymous No.26309626]

>>26309572
need more fiber m8

[Anonymous No.26309631]

>>26309510
And amoron

[Anonymous No.26309638]

>>26309572
Like dry peanut butter right, paper just doesn't cut it

[Anonymous No.26309647]

>>26308714
AHHHHHH WHY DIDNT I SELL MY CLF ITS SUCH FUCKING GARBAGE

LET ME OUT OF THIS SCAM

[Anonymous No.26309656]

>>26309626
fuck my diets been ass this morning, coffee and water

>>26309638
bro exactly like that, peanutbutter describes it perfectly

[Anonymous No.26309667]

>>26309572
You don't shower after every shit? How the fuck do you keep your asshole clean? TP isn't enough.

[Anonymous No.26309671]

$3.25 forward earnings and CLF is in $16s?

Thats a PE ratio UNDER FUCKING 5

[Anonymous No.26309672]

Why couldn't the democrat vote for Andrew Yang!

Taxing unrealized capital gain. (SMFH!)

Who possibly benefit from that?
I'm all for taxing people more according to their income, if it's spend on social services, but taxing people before they even have money, while they have no guaranty of ever actually making money?
WTF is that?
That's just sadistic and greedy! Knowing fully well, that most americans can not afford a higher education n'or a doctor or a dentist. That's why so many americans go to Mexico every years, to get their teeths fixed.

[Anonymous No.26309675]

bros I just found out I got a 4% raise this year.

[Anonymous No.26309677]

Give it to me straight faggots, are trannies going to raw dog me for holding SENS?

[Anonymous No.26309678]

>>26309609
SPACs always dump on mergers. People wised up on it and start dump even earlier before merger.
And now you know how this ponzi works.

[Anonymous No.26309680]

All you faggots had to do was to buy broad market indexes lmao
Can't believe you're unironically losing money

[Anonymous No.26309691]

>>26309647
commodities supercycle isn't done yet. give it some more time

[Anonymous No.26309698]

>>26308714
AMCbros I'm going to coooom

[Anonymous No.26309699]

>>26309489
Based stalker anon. Been hoping the guy who post that image is schizophrenic so it freaks him out.

[Anonymous No.26309703]

>>26309572
>>26309667
I shower every time. Imagine thinking that paper is enough to clean yourself. Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.26309704]

>>26309051
What chink stocks are you in?

[Anonymous No.26309706]

>>26309667
no i dip my asshole in the toilet water so it gets cleaned

[Anonymous No.26309711]

>>26309324
I loaded up back in march with gorona cheapies. 5 cost basis. I'm living the good life.

[Anonymous No.26309716]

i mostly want the market to crash 80% over 3 years so all the newfags get out

[Anonymous No.26309717]

>>26309572
>not washing you ass after taking a shit

It’s time to join the first world anon

[Anonymous No.26309721]

>>26309545
UAVS went up 40% in 2 days. KTOS is a ARKX play

[Anonymous No.26309723]

>>26308863
BILI

[Anonymous No.26309727]

>>26309609
>SPAC for mortgage lenders

[Anonymous No.26309741]

>>26309671

[Anonymous No.26309744]

>>26309699
I'm not but its spooky as shit. Why is he stalking me?

[Anonymous No.26309747]

after months of rigorous research and vetting i've narrowed my long term meme portfolio to these companies

[Anonymous No.26309750]

GHIV bros... I bought the dip but it keeps dipping

[Anonymous No.26309753]

I made 8 dollars on PLTR calls. Feels good man.

[Anonymous No.26309754]

>>26309704
BYD
HUYA

[Anonymous No.26309759]

>>26309610

TLS looks kino as fuck.

[Anonymous No.26309762]

>>26309203
For now on, this will be our new trading pattern.
>Look for anounced Biden's speechs in the calendar
>Buy the dip, the next day.
>Sell before Biden's new speech.

[Anonymous No.26309766]

>>26308831
NOK? Again? What has changed this time around?

[Anonymous No.26309767]

>>26309678
they recover if the company is good though, so it's almost like a safer ipo if you know what you are getting, just have to be careful

[Anonymous No.26309773]

>>26309678
well thanks for that. i guess i'll never fucking buy SPACS above 11 ever again

[Anonymous No.26309777]

>ever buying stocks from a company based in ohio
>OHIO

[Anonymous No.26309779]

>>26309717
fuck i need a bidet, it probably feels like shitting but in reverse
im a burger but are they becoming more popular here?

[Anonymous No.26309780]

>>26309439
was so close to buying Ford this morning when it was down but instead opted for BB at spike
feel you anon

[Anonymous No.26309784]

I can't stess how cheap bfarf is now. BTC is gonna go back 40k and squeeze the bfarf shorts soon. You have been warned. If you disagree, I suggest that you short it since "it is going to 0" right
?

[Anonymous No.26309790]

>>26309741

That's right anon

Literal

Fucking

Clown market

Will be laughing next week when CLF is above 20s

[Anonymous No.26309792]

>>26309675
Was that for acknowledging the genius of grand sumo?

[Anonymous No.26309794]

Hey $UAVS and $KTOS shills! Remember when you said fuck China? Check out how EHang is doing. ;)

[Anonymous No.26309805]

>>26309754
Based BYD bro
Raising cash is a good sign

[Anonymous No.26309813]

>>26309777
hello

[Anonymous No.26309818]

>>26309609
Looks like we are holding through the merger brother. Know that I will be with you and you will be with me. We will make it.

[Anonymous No.26309828]

Any amd Chads in here? We're going to break 91 today and after market were going to break 93+

[Anonymous No.26309830]

Who here /comfy/?. Just had my curry beans and flat bread(x3). Also had that little lotte choco pie as dessert. Pic related.

[Anonymous No.26309831]

>>26309790
>clfcope

[Anonymous No.26309837]

>>26309794
this guy is 100% unironically part of the CCP

[Anonymous No.26309842]

should i just sell my clf calls on a loss and move onto gevo?

I know X's January report will be positive but it would have to be massive at this point.

Biden's America fucking me over sideways.

[Anonymous No.26309853]

>>26309699
ahahahah i saw one guy post his picture and he was like "why did you post my picture" so i capped his post with both in it to fuck with him

[Anonymous No.26309857]

>>26309704
BILI

[Anonymous No.26309858]

AMC is reopening their theatres

[Anonymous No.26309860]

Bfarf is a peace of shit. Wtf man. Why does it go down like that it should be 10.

Aqb going to dip and crab for a while.

Rlftf should be rocketing now but its not. And nio is crab. Fuck

[Anonymous No.26309861]

>>26309767
>they recover if the company is good
Yep thats how I flipped HCAC and hopefully will conquer cheapies on SBE and IPOE

[Anonymous No.26309864]

>>26309842
why the fuck would you sell calls at a loss you retard

[Anonymous No.26309868]

>>26309790
he looks like a friend's dad that was cool and scary at the same time back when i was a kid

[Anonymous No.26309869]

>>26309784
Debating adding more bitfarm or TQQQ

[Anonymous No.26309873]

>>26309777
Ohio is based.

[Anonymous No.26309874]

>>26309842
No idiot they JUST got a price upgrade

[Anonymous No.26309875]

>>26309672
Dont panic. Biden saying some stupid shit isnt a bill. Anything they pass this year if at all wont apply till the following fiscal year

[Anonymous No.26309877]

>zuckerbot
>zuckercuck
>cuckerberg

call me whatever you want but facebook is making me rich

[Anonymous No.26309878]

I've got 20k in stocks in my account (mostly meme stocks, airlines, etc); and 20k in cash. Should I just buy 20k worth of SPY or VOO?

[Anonymous No.26309882]

Up 17% on an "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" day

Feels good to be an OPTI scammer desu

[Anonymous No.26309883]

>>26309779
I don’t know, I’m Italian and we always had them.
I don’t understand why the rest of the world don’t have these, except Japan if you count their disgusting robo-toilet that shoots water on your asshole a bidet.

It’s a good investment anon.

[Anonymous No.26309888]

>>26309391
new bronco

[Anonymous No.26309899]

Anon has a point

[Anonymous No.26309901]

>>26309744
I’m not, I was just joining in on the fun after saving anon’s cap of you

>>26308863
What’s with you and butts? Very odd. Those are for sitting.

>>26308872
Where are you setting your limit buy for RBLX?

>>26308786
Imagining a life together

[Anonymous No.26309905]

>>26309830
Are you in jail?

[Anonymous No.26309907]

>>26309647
Go ahead and sell it to me. I'm doubling down on CLF today.

[Anonymous No.26309908]

>>26309878
Do you like financial security?

[Anonymous No.26309911]

>the treasury secretary can levy new taxes

[Anonymous No.26309917]

>>26309671
I can't believe this level of clown, record level steel price and I'm 2 dollars away of going red with my average price

[Anonymous No.26309923]

>>26309858
Yeah. Biden has already defeated the virus. It’s safe to re open now that they will just report lower numbers

[Anonymous No.26309929]

>>26309861
I don't think GHIV is that bad too, I'd buy it at this low if I didn't see other stuff that I consider better

[Anonymous No.26309934]

>>26309878
Put 14k aside in safe funds. Take the rest 6k and gamble 2k in options each trade.

[Anonymous No.26309936]

>>26309321
Yea I'll wait till it actually bottoms out for when he does shut it down on the goyim, per Israel's orders.

[Anonymous No.26309937]

>>26309837
Trump lost man. Get over it....

[Anonymous No.26309939]

>>26309878
20k in cash minus 3% daily inflation for every day it sits there

[Anonymous No.26309950]

>stock exchange with low volume but same currency
or
>stock exchange with high volume but different currency
Should I always choose the highest volume?

[Anonymous No.26309952]

>>26309830
I am hiding under my blankets as my stocks get fucked and money is lost but comfy

[Anonymous No.26309958]

ICLN BROS YESSSS

[Anonymous No.26309961]

>>26309868
Yeah the one that lived three neighborhoods over where the houses were bigger and the cars nicer, yeah I remember him too.

[Anonymous No.26309972]

>>26309818
>>26309609
I kneel in solidarity fellow bagholders

[Anonymous No.26309979]

>>26309878
8k in spy, 8k in voo play around with the rest

[Anonymous No.26309984]

>>26309905
No why do you think so?

[Anonymous No.26309987]

I sold CLF 17 puts expiring in a week, how likely is it I'm gonna get assigned?

[Anonymous No.26310007]

Dude this lady on CNBC is high as a kite right now

[Anonymous No.26310011]

>>26309671
can you post a link that shows that? if true i will drop $20k on this tranny stock

[Anonymous No.26310027]

>>26309979

Isn't SPY and VOO tracking the same thing?

[Anonymous No.26310032]

Finally bought into BILI, the dip was overdue

[Anonymous No.26310034]

>>26309979
VOO and SPY are practically the same, I might as well just pick one.

I got super burned with options over the summer. The only reason I'm "up" now is because I bought a shitload of PLTR at open. Options are dangerous and I am a brainlet. Learn the greeks; TA this; TA that... fuck

[Anonymous No.26310037]

>>26309923
No dude, we are doing 6 more weeks of lockdowns (aka 18 months) and then the science will defeat this virus.

[Anonymous No.26310038]

>>26309917
I'm concerned too anon. Nothing to do but hold.

[Anonymous No.26310039]

>>26309987
Expiry tomorrow or 1/28? 1/28 should be safe... tomorrow is a question mark

[Anonymous No.26310041]

>>26309961
you could tell he balled with his friends but nobody else got to see it

[Anonymous No.26310043]

>>26309864

better gains elsewhere. like i said, their earnings would have to be really good for a nice comeback.

[Anonymous No.26310047]

If you could nuke one company which one would it be?

For me it’s pic related, this absolute vaporwave that for some reason manages to stay afloat and stable by trading thin air

[Anonymous No.26310048]

>>26309929
If you like the them wait for the ticker change very likely to drop single digits .

[Anonymous No.26310051]

BFT bros... I'm up 50%... time to dump ?

[Anonymous No.26310052]

>>26309952
Like this?

[Anonymous No.26310055]

>>26310007
Bullish for weed

[Anonymous No.26310056]

>>26310027
thats the joke :\

[Anonymous No.26310071]

>>26309631
>t.chud

[Anonymous No.26310078]

Why are there so many people whining in these threads when the markets are positive?

[Anonymous No.26310080]

>>26309830
Is your name Steve?

[Anonymous No.26310084]

>>26309984
You're eating beans and (dreadful looking) bread of a steel plate

[Anonymous No.26310089]

>>26310007
Link?

[Anonymous No.26310091]

>>26310056

How is that funny?

[Anonymous No.26310104]

>>26310089
look in the OP

[Anonymous No.26310124]

>>26310032
I added 4 shares yesterday like a retard, doubling my position today

[Anonymous No.26310131]

>>26309878
19k in JNUG options. 1K 3x Bull ETF long

[Anonymous No.26310132]

Bros can anyone explain why I dont just put 50k into idv? The div yield is 5.2

[Anonymous No.26310135]

Buy MTH
>Buy MTH
Buy MTH
>Buy MTH
Buy MTH
>Buy MTH
Buy MTH
>Buy MTH

Stop being poor!
Home builders are back frens!

[Anonymous No.26310138]

why is BB down?
I made this png in honor of BB being down

[Anonymous No.26310139]

Buy McDonalds

[Anonymous No.26310142]

>>26309609
>>26309678
>>26309727
>>26309750
>>26309767

will it recover, I'm getting nervous

[Anonymous No.26310154]

>>26310039
I meant expiring 1/29. Just such a bore holding these things until expiry, I want to free up liquidity.

[Anonymous No.26310164]

>>26310078
they're buying garbage

[Anonymous No.26310168]

>>26310138
Reddit syndrome

[Anonymous No.26310169]

>>26309987
It's a pretty big possibility and wtf with that pic. That kids dehydrated as fuck

[Anonymous No.26310170]

How much money do you need to start investing casually? I know it sounds like a retarded question (because it is I know) but is it even worth doing it casually if you only start with like $200?

[Anonymous No.26310172]

>>26310032
How much did you buy? I just doubled down

[Anonymous No.26310190]

>>26309972
>>26309609
Tomorrow is going to be interesting. Hoping we rise from the ashes of this shit show as newly crowned UWMC chads, even has MC in the name. Fuck it.

[Anonymous No.26310192]

>>26310078
its the clf spamming faggots coping

[Anonymous No.26310198]

>>26308831
1/29 4C are trading at a .05 premium? I just bought another 50

[Anonymous No.26310221]

What can I expect if I buy 100 shares of BFARF

[Anonymous No.26310222]

MUH JAY Z

[Anonymous No.26310227]

>>26310170
Yes. Any money is better than none. Your money is doing nothing for you just sitting under your bed.

[Anonymous No.26310229]

>>26310170
Go for it.

[Anonymous No.26310233]

BB JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

[Anonymous No.26310235]

>>26310170
its all percentage based so sure

[Anonymous No.26310243]

>>26310139
What do you mean

[Anonymous No.26310245]

>>26310078
lot of people FOMO'd into crypto stocks that are down huge from their highs. This is why we use stop limits. You take your 10-15% lump and move on. shit happens.

[Anonymous No.26310252]

>>26310170
If by investing you mean buying an etf and setting on it you do that with any amount. If you mean actively day trading I would recommend atleast 1000 dollars.

[Anonymous No.26310253]

Is TLS out of steam? Are we waiting on a correction or is there still more to climb?

[Anonymous No.26310262]

UWM will recover but there’s billions of shares and it’ll be a dividend stock. Probably won’t ever break 20

[Anonymous No.26310264]

>>26310221
I bought 3k and I can tell you. Disappointment.
But I'm not selling

[Anonymous No.26310267]

Oh I forgot about last night! Hey $AQB shills! How is your company doing today? ;)

[Anonymous No.26310269]

>>26310135
Does it smell like 2006 on here to you?

[Anonymous No.26310278]

PIPP BOYS THIS LOOKS LIKE THE DIPPPPPPPPP

[Anonymous No.26310279]

>>26310170
People here will tell you 10k or 25k but the real answer is just start. It’s better to learn stuff now then wait

[Anonymous No.26310282]

RECYCLE
>>26308728
>>26308728

[Anonymous No.26310288]

>>26310170
Put a % of your monthly earnings in
200 is a fine place to start

[Anonymous No.26310292]

Looks like it's gonna be a hold day today

[Anonymous No.26310297]

>>26310071
HEY EVERYBODY GET A LOAD OF THIS COMMIE FAGGOT UNIRONICALLY USING CHUD

[Anonymous No.26310305]

>>26308944
Bless you, anon. Even when my investment account is empty, my heart feels full.

[Anonymous No.26310306]

>>26310080
Nope im a pajeet.
>>26310084
Beans are good tho.its black beans full of protein.that bread looks baked but tastes very good. Whats wrong with steel plates tho anon? Steel plates last long times. I have been using that plate since i was 4 years old.

[Anonymous No.26310320]

>>26310078

only thing up is big tech or green energy.

[Anonymous No.26310326]

>>26310253
it's up bigly, i took some profits

[Anonymous No.26310328]

>>26309901
I am buying the blox. I do not care for what price.

[Anonymous No.26310335]

>>26310235
>>26310229
>>26310227
>>26310252
>>26310279
>>26310288
Alright thanks anons, ill make sure to do reading before putting any money in, even if its not a huge amount I still want to get good before I start losing actual amounts of money

[Anonymous No.26310371]

I hope it dips more so I can buy even more

[Anonymous No.26310395]

>>26310172
100 units of https://zertifikate.morganstanley.com/Produktdetails/DE000MA48HT4

[Anonymous No.26310403]

>>26310052
No, like
>this

[Anonymous No.26310409]

>>26310170
If you dont have much money now, get a job and wage cuck for a year or two. Meanwhile live as frugally as possible. I remember that i used to eat only once a day in order to save money and reduce expenses. Literally invest evry dollar you get.

[Anonymous No.26310460]

If I call a call option on AMD expiring tomorrow, when exactly does it expire in the day?

At market open?

[Anonymous No.26310475]

>>26310403
Wake the fuck up and take a shower then faggit.also nice drawing im miring your skill sirs

[Anonymous No.26310506]

>>26310335
Just trade options. What could go wrong?

[Anonymous No.26310598]

Have some capital that I’ve built up over the summer, should I get in now or is Biden’s America just going to make the market dip more?

[Anonymous No.26310633]

>>26308812
50% of something is better than 100% of nothing

[Anonymous No.26310637]

>>26310460
Market close

[Anonymous No.26310744]

Bros what's a good online broker for a newfag in South Africa.

[Anonymous No.26310836]

>>26310253
im not selling any of my TLS

[Anonymous No.26310839]

why'd i put so little into CRBP

[Anonymous No.26310858]

>>26310637
wrong, 4:30 actually. You can get boned this way.

[Anonymous No.26310884]

>>26310637
Sweet thanks

[Anonymous No.26310892]

>>26308876
https://www.cnbc.com/2021/01/20/oaktrees-howard-marks-on-unrealized-capital-gains-tax-janet-yellen.html
I don't get why everyone is panicking. Kek. Invest in chink stocks and start learning mandarin.

[Anonymous No.26311030]

>>26310744
I'm not from South Africa but you should check if you have Trading212. Simple interface and pretty much commission-free

[Anonymous No.26311040]

>>26308876
We had one last week.

[Anonymous No.26311093]

>>26311030
Awe anon God bless.

[Anonymous No.26311105]

>>26310744
I can't help you, but good luck newfag make sure to only invest what you are willing to lose at first because you are bound to take losses at the start while you are learning, no matter how much reading you do and papertrading you do it doesnt compare to trading real money and the emotions that come with that. That isnt to say theory isnt important but practice is just as important

[Anonymous No.26311128]

>>26308754
2k, 4%.
I'm more worried about tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.26311169]

>>26309050
Shilling this since 6.00. Unironically heard about it from a youtuber that was hyping Palantir.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWsz8I8zmKo&ab_channel=TheInvestingOpportunity

[Anonymous No.26311180]

>>26309842

R E L A X
E
L
A
X

[Anonymous No.26311208]

>>26310744
Do you guys have Fidelity Investments? They have a good website, few to no commissions or fees